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經典饒舌爭霸戰

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鮑伯魯斯

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對決

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巴勃羅畢卡索

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開始

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我最偉大

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現代藝術屆的拳王阿里

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打得你的嘴歪臉斜

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叫我控場達利

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你的作品一無是處

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一座座的山脈像一坨坨的屎

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節目內容跟五分錢合唱團一樣沒內涵

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不過我覺得你還算是個天才

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因為你沒經過訓練

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就能靠教人畫爛作品

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讓自己荷包滿滿

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你不如趕快回家

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繼續摔打你的筆刷

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我能畫出更棒的畫

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只靠我的小臘腸

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小胖

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真高興你今天能一起來

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這樣我才能教你如何

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用愉快的心情畫畫

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你是個喜怒無常的天才

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老是這麼嚴肅

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我知道了

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你一定是藍色更年期到了

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你的作品有夠憂鬱

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我則是畫著開心的小樹

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叫我傑克遜波洛克

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因為我能讓你鮮血四濺

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配上撫慰人心的嗓音

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讓我們開始吧

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我要用力把你扭轉

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像是魔術方塊

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不要講那個字

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你根本不懂它的意思

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你畫了三萬幅繪畫

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只有灌木叢和樹枝

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你的觀眾是否知道

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你節目是偷來的

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你只是抄襲你的老師

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再加上顆爆炸頭

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我的大名是巴勃羅‧迪亞哥

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何塞‧弗朗西斯科‧德‧保拉

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璜·尼波穆切諾·瑪麗亞·德·洛斯

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雷梅迪奧斯‧西普里亞諾‧德拉聖蒂西馬‧特林尼達德

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魯伊斯‧畢卡索

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換

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你

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唱

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鮑伯

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鮑伯要把這裡夷為平地

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就像格爾尼卡

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我服役二十年

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參加空軍

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報效美利堅合眾國

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我的繪畫技巧

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能讓你家女主人感動落淚

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讓她睡著

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再肘擊她的夢境

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順便深入探索

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我畫畫時心情輕鬆愉快

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就像亮黃色鮮明

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我的個性開朗

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就像鈦白色亮眼

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我認為人不會犯錯

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除非你惹到我

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唷、巴勃羅

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你這下可是輸到脫褲囉

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誰贏？

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誰是下一個

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你們來決定

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