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Tao là giỏi nhất

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nghệ thuật hiện đại Muhammad Ali

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Tao nấu chảy mặt

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gọi tao là MC Dali

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Tất cả những công sức của mày

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chỉ là 1 núi cứt

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mày là phiên bản PBS của NIckelback

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Nhưng tao nghĩ mày là 1 thiên tài

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bởi vì mày không cần tập

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mà vẫn dạy được hàng triệu người

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làm thế nào để vẽ tranh xấu

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sao mày không về nhà

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và đập cái cọ vẽ của mày

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Tao còn làm được nghệ thuật tốt hơn

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với con wiener (gần giống chim)

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Lump

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Tôi rất vui vì ông có thể tham gia cùng tôi hôm nay

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để tôi có thể dạy ông làm thế nào để

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cảm thấy vui khi vẽ

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ông là 1 người thiên tài hay buồn rầu

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luôn luôn nghiêm túc

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tôi biết

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Chắc là do ông đang bị Blue period (thời điểm chán nản của giới nghệ sĩ)

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những thứ ông làm thật là u sầu

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tôi vẽ những cái cây nhỏ bé vui vẻ

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gọi tôi là Jackson Pollock

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bởi vì tôi .......

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với giọng và sự uyển chuyển

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nên làm thôi nào

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Tôi sẽ "xoắn" ông lên như thể ông là

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khối rubik

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Đừng dùng từ đó

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Như thể mày biết nó có nghĩa là gì vậy

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Mày vẽ 30 nghìn bức tranh

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về bụi cây và gậy

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Liệu những khán giả của mày có biết

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rằng mày ăn trộm cả chương trình của mày

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mày chỉ ăn cắp của ông thầy mày

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và thêm vào afro(1 nơi để giấu đồ ? )

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Tên tao là Pablo Diego

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José Francisco de Paula

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Juan Nepomuceno María de los

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Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad

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Ruiz y Picasso

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quay trở lại

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với

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mày

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Bob

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Ờ thì Bob đang thả bom như thể

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đây là Guernica

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Tôi phục vụ 20 năm ở

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Không quân

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Hợp chủng quốc hoa kỳ

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Kỹ thuẩ của tôi

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sẽ làm cho tình nhân của ông chảy nước

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làm cho bà ấy ngủ

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1 phát cùi chỏ là ngủ luôn

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Tôi vào sâu

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và tôi

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và giữ cho nó êm dịu

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như chất cadmium màu vàng

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Tôi rạng ngời như titanium white

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cỏ vẻ giống

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Đừng tin vào những sai lầm

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Trừ khi ông gặp tôi

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Yo Pablo

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ông vừa có những nhịp đập vui vẻ ở đít của mình