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Tao là giỏi nhất

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nghệ thuật hiện đại Muhammad Ali

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Tao nấu chảy mặt

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gọi tao là MC Dali

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Tất cả những công sức của mày

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chỉ là 1 núi cứt

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mày là phiên bản PBS của NIckelback

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Nhưng tao nghĩ mày là 1 thiên tài

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bởi vì mày không cần tập

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mà vẫn dạy được hàng triệu người

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làm thế nào để vẽ tranh xấu

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sao mày không về nhà

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và đập cái cọ vẽ của mày

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Tao còn làm được nghệ thuật tốt hơn

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với con wiener (gần giống chim)

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Lump

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Tôi rất vui vì ông có thể tham gia cùng tôi hôm nay

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để tôi có thể dạy ông làm thế nào để

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cảm thấy vui khi vẽ

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ông là 1 người thiên tài hay buồn rầu

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luôn luôn nghiêm túc

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tôi biết

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Chắc là do ông đang bị Blue period (thời điểm chán nản của giới nghệ sĩ)

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những thứ ông làm thật là u sầu

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tôi vẽ những cái cây nhỏ bé vui vẻ

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gọi tôi là Jackson Pollock

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bởi vì tôi

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