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Ako ang pinakamagaling

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ang modernong Muhammad Ali

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Ako'y nangtutunaw ng mukha!

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tawagin mo akong MC Dali

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Ang buong trabaho mo

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ay isang bundok ng tae

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Ikaw ang PBS na bersyon ng nickelback

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Pero inisip ko siguro ikaw ay henyo

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kasi kahit wala kang training

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Naging milyonaro ka, kakaturo sa tao

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kung paano maging bobo sa pagpinta

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Bakit di ka nalang umuwi

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at hampasin ang iyong brush, chump

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Kaya ko pang gumawa ng mas magandang likha

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gamit ang aking aso

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si Lump!

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Masaya ako at nakayanan mong kasama ako ngayon

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para maturuan kita kung paano

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makaramdam ng saya pag nagpipinta

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Ikaw ay isang nalulungkot na pandak na henyo

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laging seryoso

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Alam ko,

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siguro ikaw ay nasa iyong asul na panahon

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Ang gawain mo'y nakakalungkot

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Nagpipinta ako ng masasayang puno

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tawagin mo kong Jackson Pollock

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kasi pinipisa ko ang mga MCs

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Na may boses na nakakakalma

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kaya tara at gawin na ito

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Iikutin kita, para kang naging

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Rubik's Cubist

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Huwag mong gamitin ang salita

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parang alam mo kung ano iyon

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Nagpinta ka ng 30,000 imahe

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ng damo at kahoy

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Alam ba ng mga tagapanood mo

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na ninakaw mo lang ang buo mong palabas

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kinopya mo lang ang iyong guro

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at naglagay ng afro!

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Ang pangalan ko ay Pablo Diego

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José Francisco de Paula

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Juan Nepomuceno María de los

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Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad

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Ruiz y Picasso

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Balik

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sa

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iyo

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Bob

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Si Bob ay nagbabagsak ng bomba parang

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ito ay Guernica

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Naglingkod sa loob ng benteng taon

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Air Force

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United States of America

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Ang technique ko

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ay magpapaiyak ng iyong asawa

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Patulugin siya

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Sikuhin ang kanyang mga pangarap niya

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Ako'y malalim

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at ako'y

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Pinapanatili kong malamig at mahinahon

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parang kadmyum na dilaw

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Ako'y matingkad parang titan na puti

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na tao

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Huwag ka maniwala sa mali

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hanggat umapak ka sakin

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Yo, Pablo

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Natalo ang iyong masayang puwete