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Ja som najlepší

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Rozpúšťam tváre

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volaj ma majster Dali

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ale myslím si, že

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NOTE Paragraph

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Som rád, že si sa dnes ku mne pridal

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aby som ťa mohol naučiť

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ako si užívať maľovanie

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si malý náladový génius

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vždy tak vážny

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No jasné

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práve máš modré obdobie

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tvoje práce sú melancholické

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ja maľujem veselé stromčeky

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volaj ma Jackson Pollock

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pretože ja drvím majstrov

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s upokojujúcim hlasom

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tak poďme na to

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rozkrútim ťa ako

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rubikovú kocku

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Netvár sa, že rozumieš

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tomu, čo hovoríš

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namaľoval si 30 000 obrázkov

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kríkov a raždia

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vie tvoje publikum

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že si ukradol celú šou

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José Francisco de Paula

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Juan Nepomuceno María de los

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Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad

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Ruiz y Picasso

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vráťme sa

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spať

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k tebe

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Bob

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no Bob hádže bomby

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slúžil som 20 rokov

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Vojenské letectvo

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Spojené štáty americké

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