WEBVTT 00:00:05.393 --> 00:00:10.787 Ja som najlepší 00:00:10.787 --> 00:00:12.313 00:00:12.313 --> 00:00:13.340 Rozpúšťam tváre 00:00:13.340 --> 00:00:14.861 volaj ma majster Dali 00:00:14.861 --> 00:00:16.008 00:00:16.008 --> 00:00:17.604 00:00:17.604 --> 00:00:19.838 00:00:19.838 --> 00:00:21.182 ale myslím si, že 00:00:21.182 --> 00:00:22.578 00:00:22.578 --> 00:00:23.821 00:00:23.821 --> 00:00:25.116 00:00:25.116 --> 00:00:26.310 00:00:26.310 --> 00:00:27.752 00:00:27.752 --> 00:00:28.984 00:00:28.984 --> 00:00:29.973 00:00:29.973 --> 00:00:30.767 NOTE Paragraph 00:00:30.767 --> 00:00:32.756 Som rád, že si sa dnes ku mne pridal 00:00:32.756 --> 00:00:34.022 aby som ťa mohol naučiť 00:00:34.022 --> 00:00:35.541 ako si užívať maľovanie 00:00:35.541 --> 00:00:36.954 si malý náladový génius 00:00:36.954 --> 00:00:38.279 vždy tak vážny 00:00:38.279 --> 00:00:38.878 No jasné 00:00:38.878 --> 00:00:40.981 práve máš modré obdobie 00:00:40.981 --> 00:00:42.371 tvoje práce sú melancholické 00:00:42.371 --> 00:00:43.693 ja maľujem veselé stromčeky 00:00:43.693 --> 00:00:44.854 volaj ma Jackson Pollock 00:00:44.854 --> 00:00:46.342 pretože ja drvím majstrov 00:00:46.342 --> 00:00:47.457 s upokojujúcim hlasom 00:00:47.457 --> 00:00:48.647 tak poďme na to 00:00:48.647 --> 00:00:49.715 rozkrútim ťa ako 00:00:49.715 --> 00:00:51.098 rubikovú kocku 00:00:51.098 --> 00:00:52.032 Netvár sa, že rozumieš 00:00:52.032 --> 00:00:53.170 tomu, čo hovoríš 00:00:53.170 --> 00:00:54.692 namaľoval si 30 000 obrázkov 00:00:54.692 --> 00:00:55.908 kríkov a raždia 00:00:55.908 --> 00:00:56.960 vie tvoje publikum 00:00:56.960 --> 00:00:58.391 že si ukradol celú šou 00:00:58.391 --> 00:00:59.743 00:00:59.743 --> 00:01:00.871 00:01:00.871 --> 00:01:02.020 00:01:02.020 --> 00:01:03.269 José Francisco de Paula 00:01:03.269 --> 00:01:04.862 Juan Nepomuceno María de los 00:01:04.862 --> 00:01:07.348 Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad 00:01:07.348 --> 00:01:08.897 Ruiz y Picasso 00:01:08.897 --> 00:01:09.477 vráťme sa 00:01:09.477 --> 00:01:10.114 spať 00:01:10.114 --> 00:01:10.804 k tebe 00:01:10.804 --> 00:01:11.490 Bob 00:01:11.490 --> 00:01:12.302 no Bob hádže bomby 00:01:12.302 --> 00:01:13.393 00:01:13.393 --> 00:01:14.273 slúžil som 20 rokov 00:01:14.273 --> 00:01:14.924 Vojenské letectvo 00:01:14.924 --> 00:01:16.748 Spojené štáty americké 00:01:16.748 --> 00:01:17.472 00:01:17.472 --> 00:01:18.786 00:01:18.786 --> 00:01:19.507 00:01:19.507 --> 00:01:20.599 00:01:20.599 --> 00:01:21.437 00:01:21.437 --> 00:01:21.972 00:01:21.972 --> 00:01:22.643 00:01:22.643 --> 00:01:23.914 00:01:23.914 --> 00:01:25.746 00:01:25.746 --> 00:01:26.572 00:01:26.572 --> 00:01:27.717 00:01:27.717 --> 00:01:28.848 00:01:28.848 --> 00:01:30.031 00:01:30.031 --> 00:01:31.942 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999