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Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.95,0:00:10.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu sou o maior;
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.79,0:00:12.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O Muhammad Ali da Arte Moderna
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.31,0:00:13.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu derreto caras;
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.34,0:00:14.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chamem-me MC Dali
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.86,0:00:16.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Toda a tua obra de arte
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.01,0:00:17.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,é um monte de lixo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.60,0:00:19.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,És a versão da PBS dos Nickelback
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.84,0:00:21.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mas acho que deves ser um génio,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.18,0:00:22.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,porque sem qualquer treino
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.58,0:00:23.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ganhaste milhões a ensinar às pessoas
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.82,0:00:25.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a serem uns falhados a pintar.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.12,0:00:26.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Porque não vais para casa
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.31,0:00:27.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sacudir o pincel, amigão
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.75,0:00:28.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu podia fazer melhor arte
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.98,0:00:29.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Com a minha salsicha,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.97,0:00:30.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lump
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.77,0:00:32.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fico contente que te possas juntar hoje a mim,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.76,0:00:34.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,para que eu te possa ensinar a
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.02,0:00:35.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sentir alegria quando pintas.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.54,0:00:36.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,És um pequeno génio temperamental,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.95,0:00:38.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sempre tão sério,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.28,0:00:38.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu já sei,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.88,0:00:40.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,deves estar no teu período azul.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.98,0:00:42.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O teu trabalho é melancólico
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.37,0:00:43.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu pinto pequenas árvores felizes,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.69,0:00:44.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chama-me Jackson Pollock,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.85,0:00:46.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Porque eu esborracho MCs
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.34,0:00:47.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Com uma voz que seduz,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.46,0:00:48.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,então vamos fazer isto.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.65,0:00:49.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vou-te torcer como
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.72,0:00:51.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,um cubo(ista) de Rubik
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.10,0:00:52.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nem uses essa palavra,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.03,0:00:53.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,como se soubesses o que é
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.17,0:00:54.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pintaste trinta mil imagens
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.69,0:00:55.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,de arbustos e paus
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.91,0:00:56.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Os teus espetadores sabem
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.96,0:00:58.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,que roubaste o teu programa?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.39,0:00:59.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Copiaste o teu professor
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.74,0:01:00.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e juntaste uma carapinha.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.87,0:01:02.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O meu nome é Pablo Diego
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.02,0:01:03.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,José Francisco de Paula
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.27,0:01:04.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juan Nepomuceno María de los
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.86,0:01:07.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.35,0:01:08.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ruiz y Picasso
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.90,0:01:09.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,De volta
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.48,0:01:10.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.11,0:01:10.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ti.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.80,0:01:11.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bob
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.49,0:01:12.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bem, o Bob está a largar bombas
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.30,0:01:13.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,como se isto fosse Guernica
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.39,0:01:14.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Servi vinte anos,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.27,0:01:14.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Força Aérea
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.92,0:01:16.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Estados Unidos da América
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.75,0:01:17.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A minha técnica
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.47,0:01:18.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,vai pôr a tua amante a chorar,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.79,0:01:19.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,metê-la a dormir.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.51,0:01:20.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dou-lhe uma cotovelada nos sonhos
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.60,0:01:21.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu vou ao fundo
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.44,0:01:21.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E eu
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.97,0:01:22.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sou sempre romântico
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.64,0:01:23.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,como o amarelo-cádmio;
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.91,0:01:25.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Brilhante como branco-titânio,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.75,0:01:26.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,esse tipo de pessoa.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.57,0:01:27.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Não acredites em erros,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.72,0:01:28.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A menos que me pises
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.85,0:01:30.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ei, Pablo,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.03,0:01:31.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tu acabaste de levar uma tareia.