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Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.95,0:00:10.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu sou o maior
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.79,0:00:12.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O Muhammad Ali da arte moderna
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.31,0:00:13.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu derreto caras
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.34,0:00:14.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chamem-me MC Dali
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.86,0:00:16.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Toda a tua obra de arte
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.01,0:00:17.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,É um lindo monte de lixo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.60,0:00:19.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,És a versão PBS do NickelBack
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.84,0:00:21.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mas deves ser um génio
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.18,0:00:22.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Porque mesmo sem treino
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.58,0:00:23.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ganhaste milhões a ensinar às pessoas
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.82,0:00:25.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A serem uns falhados a pintar
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.12,0:00:26.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Porque não vais para casa
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.31,0:00:27.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Esgalhar no pincel, amigão
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.75,0:00:28.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu podia fazer melhor arte
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.98,0:00:29.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Com a minha salsicha
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.97,0:00:30.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A cadelinha.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.77,0:00:32.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fico contente que estejas comigo hoje
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.76,0:00:34.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Para eu te poder ensinar
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.02,0:00:35.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sentir alegria quando pintas
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.54,0:00:36.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,És um gênio temperamental
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.95,0:00:38.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sempre tão sério
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.28,0:00:38.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu percebo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.88,0:00:40.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Deves estar com o período azul
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.98,0:00:42.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O teu trabalho é melancólico
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.37,0:00:43.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu pinto árvorezinhas felizes
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.69,0:00:44.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chama-me Jackson Pollock
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.85,0:00:46.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Porque esborracho MCs
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.34,0:00:47.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Com uma voz que seduz
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.46,0:00:48.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Então, vamos a isso
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.65,0:00:49.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vou-te torcer como
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.72,0:00:51.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um cubista de Rubik
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.10,0:00:52.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nem uses essa palavra
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.03,0:00:53.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Como se soubesses o que é
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.17,0:00:54.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pintaste trinta mil imagens
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.69,0:00:55.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,De arbustos e paus
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.91,0:00:56.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Os teu espectadores sabem
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.96,0:00:58.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Que roubaste o teu programa?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.39,0:00:59.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Copiaste o teu professor
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.74,0:01:00.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E só adicionaste uma carapinha
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.87,0:01:02.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O meu nome é Pablo Diego
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.02,0:01:03.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,José Francisco de Paula
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.27,0:01:04.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juan Nepomuceno María de los
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.86,0:01:07.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.35,0:01:08.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ruiz y Picasso
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.90,0:01:09.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,De volta
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.48,0:01:10.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Para
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.11,0:01:10.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ti
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.80,0:01:11.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bob
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.49,0:01:12.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bem, o Bob está a largar bombas
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.30,0:01:13.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Como se fosse Guernica
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.39,0:01:14.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Servi vinte anos
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.27,0:01:14.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Força Aérea
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.92,0:01:16.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Estados Unidos da América
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.75,0:01:17.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A minha técnica
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.47,0:01:18.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vai pôr a tua amante a chorar
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.79,0:01:19.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pô-la a dormir
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.51,0:01:20.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dou-lhe uma cotovelada nos sonhos
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.60,0:01:21.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu vou ao fundo
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.44,0:01:21.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E eu
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.97,0:01:22.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sou sempre romântico
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.64,0:01:23.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Como amarelo-cádmio
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.91,0:01:25.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Brilhante como branco-titânio
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.75,0:01:26.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Esse tipo de pessoa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.57,0:01:27.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Não acredites em erros
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.72,0:01:28.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A menos que me pises
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.85,0:01:30.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ei, Pablo
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.03,0:01:31.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tu acabaste de levar uma tareia.