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Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.95,0:00:10.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sono il più grande,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.79,0:00:12.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,il Muhammad Ali dell'arte moderna!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.31,0:00:13.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sciolgo le facce,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.34,0:00:14.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,chiamami MC Dali!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.86,0:00:16.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tutto il tuo lavoro
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.01,0:00:17.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,è una montagna di merda molliccia!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.60,0:00:19.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sei la versione della PBS dei Nickelback!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.84,0:00:21.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ma penso che tu debba essere un genio,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.18,0:00:22.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,visto che, senza nessuna formazione,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.58,0:00:23.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hai fatto i milioni insegnando alla gente
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.82,0:00:25.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come dipingere da far schifo!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.12,0:00:26.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Perché non te ne torni a casa
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.31,0:00:27.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e ti maneggi il pennello, cretino?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.75,0:00:28.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Potrei fare arte migliore della tua
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.98,0:00:29.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,con il mio salsicciotto:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.97,0:00:30.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lump!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.77,0:00:32.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sono felice che tu sia potuto essere qui con me oggi,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.76,0:00:34.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,così che io possa insegnarti
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.02,0:00:35.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a provare un po' di gioia mentre dipingi!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.54,0:00:36.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sei un piccolo genio lunatico,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.95,0:00:38.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sempre così serio,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.28,0:00:38.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ho capito:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.88,0:00:40.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,devi essere nel tuo Periodo Blu!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.98,0:00:42.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Le tue opere sono malinconiche,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.37,0:00:43.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,io dipingo allegri alberelli,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.69,0:00:44.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,chiamami Jackson Pollock
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.85,0:00:46.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,perché spiaccico gli MC
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.34,0:00:47.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,son la mia voce tranquilla!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.46,0:00:48.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quindi facciamolo:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.65,0:00:49.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ti contorcerò come se tu fossi
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.72,0:00:51.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,un Cubista di Rubik!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.10,0:00:52.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non usare quella parola
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.03,0:00:53.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come se sapessi cosa vuol dire!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.17,0:00:54.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hai dipinto trentamila quadri
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.69,0:00:55.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,di cespugli e ramoscelli!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.91,0:00:56.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lo sa il tuo pubblico
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.96,0:00:58.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,che hai rubato tutto il tuo programma?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.39,0:00:59.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hai solo copiato il tuo insegnante
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.74,0:01:00.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e aggiunto la pettinatura afro!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.87,0:01:02.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Il mio nome è Pablo Diego
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.02,0:01:03.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,José Francisco de Paula
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.27,0:01:04.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juan Nepomuceno María de los
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.86,0:01:07.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.35,0:01:08.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ruiz y Picasso!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.90,0:01:09.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A te
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.48,0:01:10.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,la
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.11,0:01:10.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,parola,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.80,0:01:11.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bob!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.49,0:01:12.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beh, Bob sta bombardabdo come
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.30,0:01:13.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a Guernica!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.39,0:01:14.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ho prestato servizio per vent'anni
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.27,0:01:14.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nell'aereonautica
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.92,0:01:16.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,degli Stati Uniti d'America!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.75,0:01:17.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,La mia tecnica
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.47,0:01:18.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,farà piangere la tua signora,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.79,0:01:19.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,la metterà a dormire
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.51,0:01:20.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e schianterà a gomitate i suoi sogni!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.60,0:01:21.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ci vado giù duro
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.44,0:01:21.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ma io
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.97,0:01:22.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,rimango rilassato
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.64,0:01:23.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come un giallo cadmio!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.91,0:01:25.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sono una persona brillante
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.75,0:01:26.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come il bianco di titanio!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.57,0:01:27.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non credo negli errori
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.72,0:01:28.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a meno che tu non creda di tenermi testa!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.85,0:01:30.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo Pablo,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.03,0:01:31.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ti ho appena fatto un bel culetto felice!