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I am the greatest

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the modern art Muhammad Ali

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I melt faces

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call me MC Dali

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your whole body of work

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is a fluffy mountain of crap

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you're the PBS version of Nickelback

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but I think you must be a genius

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cause with zero training

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you made millions teaching people

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how to suck at painting

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why don't you go back home

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and beat your brush you chump

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I could make better art

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with my wiener

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Lump

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I'm so glad that you could join me today

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so I could teach you how to

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feel some joy when you paint

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you're moody little genius

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always so serious

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I know

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you must be on your Blue Period

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your work is melancholic

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I'm painting happy little trees

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call me Jackson Pollock

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because I splatter MCs

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with the voice the soothes

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so let's do this

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I'll twist you up like you're a

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Rubik's cubist

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Don't use that word

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like you know what it is

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you painted thirty thousand pictures

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of bushes and sticks

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does your audience know

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that you stole your whole show

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you just ripped off your teacher

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and added an afro

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my name is Pablo Diego

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José Francisco de Paula

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Juan Nepomuceno María de los

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Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad

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Ruiz y Picasso

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back

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to

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you

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Bob

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Well Bob is dropping bombs like

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this is Guernica

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I served twenty years

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Air Force

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United States of America

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my technique

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will make your mistress weep

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put her to sleep

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elbow drop her dreams

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I go deep

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and I

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keep it mellow

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like some cadmium yellow

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I'm a bright like titanium white

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kind of fellow

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don't believe in mistakes

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unless you step to me

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Yo Pablo

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you just got your happy little ass beat