Kiriyama: Ah~ I'm so tired!

Hamada: Good work today
Kamiyama: You too

Hamada: I'm gonna get drunk today

Shigeoka: Ow, my hips- ow ow ow

Nakama: Ugh, it hurts

Fujii: This is too much
Kiriyama: Seriously

Kiriyama: Think we'll get a raise?

Fujii: I'd love a higher salary

Kiriyama: Me too!!

Fujii: Give us a raise!!

♪ Audio Hang Out ♪

This is A.H.O. 
-Audio Hang Out-

Yume kara sameta
(Woke up from my dream)

Genjitsu ni majika (majika)
(What is this reality? (R u serious?))

Yoyuu to ka nakute mo sumaho de kyohi time
(Though I got no time, I'll keep on doom scrolling)

Getsuyoubi Bonus Day (DAY 1)
(Monday is Get Bonus Day)

Kayoubi Otsukare Day (DAY 2)
(Tuesday is Hard Work Day)

Sui Moku Kin wa jisshitsu Dou Nichi de mainichi party
(Wed Thurs Fri are essential so Sat Sun We party all day long)

OH

OH NO

Zendaimimon no shittai
(Blundered in the worst way)

Yuujin ni denwa shite kokyuushita yo ku ji tsu
(Called up my friend, now tomorrow I can keep-on-going)

Maa tsugi arussho
("Well, there's always a next time")

Nantoka narussho
("Don't sweat it, things will work out")

Hansei shite mo koukai shinai
(Reflecting on the past, but no regrets)

Kirikae hayame no style
(Swiftly switching mood is my style)

(Yeah)

Honrai jibun wa mini animal
(Originally I'm but a mini animal)

Kyoudai maa kiraku ni mou ippai
(But brother, today, let's keep on drinking)

Akuseru beta fumi de sora mo tobita~iya iya iya iya~
(Flooring the gas to the max, let me fly to the skyyyy~)

Choudokyuu no AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO
(Extraordinarily AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO)

Saikou no AHO AHO AHO
(Ultimate AHO AHO AHO)

Nante subarashii!
(Oh how wonderful!)

Issun saki mo sen nen saki mo
(One inch from here or a thousand years ahead)

Waraerya OK subete wa Alright
(If you're laughing, it's okay, everything is alright)

Tsumari nayanderu no mo AHO rashii
(Basically, it's stupid to be a worrywart)

Maa iissho
(Isn't it fine)

Saitei demo saikou
(Terrible but the Best)

Konnan jya tarinai ya
(This much isn't even enough)

Yametoki nasai tte nandeyanen
(wdym "Stop doing that!")

(YANEN)

Hoi nara otaku wa donaiyanen
(So genius, what should I do then?)

(YANEN)

Chuuka nantara kantara
(I mean, you keep on yapping, but)

Sekkyo tareru mae ni odorya eenchau no
(Before you start nagging, why not just dance and chill)

(CHAUNO x2)

Shi no go no iwazu ni waraeba ee
(Instead of whining, just laugh it off)

(YANKE)

Hazukashigarande asobeba ee
(Go have a good time w/o holding back)

Sou nantoka kantoka kangaeru yori mo
(Yeah, rather than excessively overthinking)

Ima zenbu nugisatte
(Throw the worries away)

Ahh yare yare da, dame dame da, ase ase da, kazegimi da
("Ahh~ smh, am useless, now freaking out, gonna get sick-")

Sonnano doudemo iiyo jinsei ichido kiri nara
(Forget about all of that, you only live once)

Hito no me to ka kinisurun jyanee
(There's no time to care about what others say)

WE

WE ARE

WE ARE 
THOROUGHBRED

(Thoroughbred 🐴)

DO AHO~ AHO AHO AHO
(Pure AHO~ AHO AHO AHO)

DO AHO~ AHO AHO AHO
(First-class AHO~ AHO AHO AHO)

Saijoukyuu no AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO
(Superbly AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO)

Kuuzen no AHO AHO AHO
(Record-breaking AHO AHO AHO)

Datte sou deshou!
(Cause that's how it is!)

Shiro de mo ii jyan kuro de mo ii jyan
(Isn't it fine to think in white or even in black)

Shiawase dattara subete wa seikai
(If you're happy, then everything's been the right choice)

Tsumari koukai suru no mo AHO rashii
(In other words, it's foolish to drown in regrets)

Chou iissho
(Isn't it super great)

Saikou ijou ikou
(Aim Above the Top)

Mune hatte ikitai jyan
(Live proudly like you've always wanted)

Tanoshikunai to imi nai yo jissai
(In reality, it's meaningless when you aren't having fun)

Zenbu wa kibun shidai
(In the end, it depends on your mood)

Tensai jyanakute mo gorippa jyanakute mo
(Even if you're not a genius or even a big shot)

Itsu datte jibun dake wa jibun no mikata de itai
(It'd be nice if you'd always be your own best ally)

Maji kudaranai yo na
(It's all absurd, really)

(Aa shiro kou shiro tte sa)
(Always going "Do this, do that")

Yatterarenai yo na
(I can't keep up with this)

(Dare datte AHO mitai na mon ya no ni)
(It's so obvious anyone has a stupid side, y'know)

AHO ga AHO ni AHO tte iu no ga ichiban AHO yan
(When an idiot calls a fool a clown, it's just the dumbest thing)

Oh Yeahhhhhhh!!!!!!!

(This is A.H.O.)

Shinpaigoto no kyuujuu kyuu paasento kinishisugi
(You repeatedly overthink 99% of your worries)

Kaoiro bakka ukagatte mo imi nai
(It's useless to only check for physical fatigue)

Sassato asobi ni ikou ka
(Let's hurry and have fun)

Choudokyuu no AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO
(Extraordinarily AHO AHO AHO AHO AHO)

Saikou no AHO AHO AHO
(Ultimate AHO AHO AHO)

Nante subarashii!
(Oh so wonderful!)

Issun saki mo sen nen saki mo
(One inch from here or a thousand years ahead)

Waraerya OK subete wa Alright
(If you're laughing, it's okay, everything is alright)

Tsumari nayanderu no mo AHO rashii
(Basically, it's stupid to be a worrywart)

Maa iissho
(Isn't it fine)

Saitei demo saikou
(Terrible but the Best)

Jinsei wa kigeki
(Life's but a comedy)

Saikou ijou ikou
(Aim Above the Top)

Gyakuten de happy end
(Turn the tables to a happy end)

Jinrui ni nai kaihou
(Liberation you didn't think you needed)

AHO ni ikiyou ze
(Let's go live like a true AHO)

-Audio Hang Out-

Boss: What's going on here?

Boss: Are you crazy?

Boss: Everything's so filthy

All: Sorry, sorry, sorry!

Kamiyama: Hurry, run away!

Kiriyama: We'll clean it up tomorrow!