Rhabarberbarbara
A Story Just For Fun :)

Once a girl lived in a little village.
Her name was Barbara.

Barbara was well known for her
marvelous rhubarb (rhabarber) cake.

That's because everyone called her
Rhabarberbarbara.

Rhabarberbarbara noticed quickly,
she could make some money with her cake

and started a bar:
the rhabarberbarbarabar.

The rhabarberbarbarabar worked well
and get steady customers.

The three most known customers,
the three Barbarians, (Barbaren)

visited the rhabarberbarbarabar very often

to eat Rhabarberbarara's rhabarber cake.

That's why they were called 
the Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbaren.

The Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbaren
wore beautiful beards.

And when the
Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbaren

wanted to attend their
rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbeards,

they went to the barber (Barbier).

The only barber,

who was able to work on a
rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbeard,

was called 
Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbeardbarber.

Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbeardbarber
liked to go to the Rhabarberbarbarabar, too.

He wanted to eat Rhabarberbarbara's
rhabarber cake

and to drink a beer.

He called this beer rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbeardbarberbeer.

This rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbeardbarberbeer

was selled just in one special bar.

The bar-maid for the
rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbeardbarberbeer

in the
rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbeardbarberbeerbar

was called Bärbel.

The Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbaren went

together with 
Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbeardbarber

and Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbeardbarberbeerbarbärbel

to the rhabarberbarbarabar.

There they ate Rhabarberbarbara's delicious
rhabarber cake

and drunk a ice-cooled bottle of
rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbeardbarberbeer.

Cheers!