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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(school bell ringing)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JACKIE CHU: Alright, class, tomorrow\Nis Career Day, so what you're gonna do is
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're going to have your parents\Ncome with you to school tomorrow,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they will tell the class what they do for a living.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if they don't come to school\Nwith you, then you fail.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JOSEPH: Uh, what if we don't have parents?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JACKIE CHU: Then I suggest you pay\Nsomeone to be your parent tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- JOSEPH: Okay.\N- JUNIOR: My dad doesn't even have a job.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- He just sits at home and watches TV all day.\N- CODY: I don't even know what my parents do.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And one more thing, class,\Nwhosever your parent has the coolest job
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will win an iPhone 13 that my son made in shop.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- JUNIOR: An iPhone 13? I want that!\N- CODY: Me too!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JOSEPH: Oh, dude, that's not fair!\NI don't have parents!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, Cody, can I borrow one of yours?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CODY: Back off, Joseph. Get your own parents.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JOSEPH: Dude, you have two. You can share.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JUNIOR: Guys, my dad's getting a really\Ncool job and it's gonna be at your parents' jobs.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- JOSEPH: Nuh-uh!\N- CODY: No he's not, Junior.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your dad just sits at home\Nand watches TV all day.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I'll show you guys a really cool job.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JEFFY: My daddy has the coolest job.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's the tooth fairy and the Easter Bunny.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BULLY: My friends aren't there for me,\Nthat's why I bully people.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- JEFFY: Hey, Daddy!\N- MARVIN: Hey, Jeffy. How was school?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,JEFFY: It was good. Um, tomorrow's Career Day
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I need you to come to my school and tell\Neveryone in my class that you're the tooth fairy
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- and the Easter Bunny.\N- MARVIN: Wait, tomorrow's Career Day?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- JEFFY: Yep.\N- MARVIN: And I have to go in front of your\Nclass and tell them what I do for a job?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- JEFFY: Uh-huh.\N- ROSE: Marvin, what is your job?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARVIN: Uh... I-I do stuff, I work, I...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I clean around the house, like...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I don't have a job.\N- ROSE: You don't have a job?\NHow do we pay our bills?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARVIN: We get unemployment checks, baby.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ROSE: Marvin, what are you gonna do tomorrow\Nwhen you tell the whole class you don't\Nhave a job?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Jeffy will be embarrassed.\N- MARVIN: Well, I can tell him that I'm\Nthe tooth fairy and the Easter Bunny.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- JEFFY: Bingo.\N- ROSE: Marvin, all the other parents are\Nthe tooth fairy and the Easter Bunny, too.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- MARVIN: But don't tell Jeffy that!\N- (doorbell rings)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARVIN: Hold on, let me see who that is.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hello?\N- GOODMAN: Hey, Marvin! It's\Nthat time of the month again.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where's your house payment?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARVIN: I don't have the money\Nfor my house payment this month.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GOODMAN (yelling): You don't have your\Nmoney for your house payment?!