(school bell ringing)
JACKIE CHU: Alright, class, tomorrow is Career Day, so what you're gonna do is
you're going to have your parents come with you to school tomorrow,
and they will tell the class what they do for a living.
And if they don't come to school with you, then you fail.
JOSEPH: Uh, what if we don't have parents?
JACKIE CHU: Then I suggest you pay someone to be your parent tomorrow.
- JOSEPH: Okay. - JUNIOR: My dad doesn't even have a job.
- He just sits at home and watches TV all day. - CODY: I don't even know what my parents do.
And one more thing, class, whosever your parent has the coolest job
will win an iPhone 13 that my son made in shop.
- JUNIOR: An iPhone 13? I want that! - CODY: Me too!
JOSEPH: Oh, dude, that's not fair! I don't have parents!
Uh, Cody, can I borrow one of yours?
CODY: Back off, Joseph. Get your own parents.
JOSEPH: Dude, you have two. You can share.
JUNIOR: Guys, my dad's getting a really cool job and it's gonna be at your parents' jobs.
- JOSEPH: Nuh-uh! - CODY: No he's not, Junior.
Your dad just sits at home and watches TV all day.
Well, I'll show you guys a really cool job.
JEFFY: My daddy has the coolest job.
He's the tooth fairy and the Easter Bunny.
BULLY: My friends aren't there for me, that's why I bully people.
- JEFFY: Hey, Daddy! - MARVIN: Hey, Jeffy. How was school?
JEFFY: It was good. Um, tomorrow's Career Day
so I need you to come to my school and tell everyone in my class that you're the tooth fairy
- and the Easter Bunny. - MARVIN: Wait, tomorrow's Career Day?
- JEFFY: Yep. - MARVIN: And I have to go in front of your class and tell them what I do for a job?
- JEFFY: Uh-huh. - ROSE: Marvin, what is your job?
MARVIN: Uh... I-I do stuff, I work, I...
I clean around the house, like...
- I don't have a job. - ROSE: You don't have a job? How do we pay our bills?
MARVIN: We get unemployment checks, baby.
ROSE: Marvin, what are you gonna do tomorrow when you tell the whole class you don't have a job?
- Jeffy will be embarrassed. - MARVIN: Well, I can tell him that I'm the tooth fairy and the Easter Bunny.
- JEFFY: Bingo. - ROSE: Marvin, all the other parents are the tooth fairy and the Easter Bunny, too.
- MARVIN: But don't tell Jeffy that! - (doorbell rings)
MARVIN: Hold on, let me see who that is.
- Hello? - GOODMAN: Hey, Marvin! It's that time of the month again.
Where's your house payment?
MARVIN: I don't have the money for my house payment this month.
GOODMAN (yelling): You don't have your money for your house payment?!