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Carrey: The other thing I like to
tune in on every once in a while

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is "CSI: Miami" and David Caruso.

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Letterman: It's very good, isn't it?

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Carrey: I love to see him
put the button on those scenes.

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Letterman: What do
you mean by that?

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Carrey: It's the buttoner;
it's the scene buttoner!

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Letterman: This is another little
acting insight, isn't it?

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Carrey: Absolutely!

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Letterman: All right.

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Carrey: Yes. He loves to
put the button on it,

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and then he just walks away.

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Letterman: Yeah.

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Carrey: He doesn't wait
for anybody to retort, you know?

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Letterman: Right.

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Carrey: I think he's afraid
they might have a comeback.

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Letterman: Mm-hmm.
[audience laughing]

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Carrey: So he just puts the
button on the scene.

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He always, uh--
I brought my glasses.

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Uh, you know, can I do him
for you a little bit?

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Letterman: Oh please,
I wish you would.

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Carrey: Okay, just a little bit of--

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[audience clapping and cheering]

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Carrey: You get a nice
real intense closeup here.

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Letterman: Mm-hmm, yeah.

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Carrey: Okay, David Caruso's time.

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[Audience laughing]

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"Well, I guess we've--" [pauses dramatically]
"--found our man."

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[audience laughing]
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Letterman: [Clapping]
Good. Very powerful!

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Carrey: He used to
be an English teacher.

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Letterman: Uh-huh.
[Laughing]

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[audience laughing]

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Carrey: "I before E--" [pauses dramatically]
"--except after C."

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Letterman: Very nice.

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Carrey: I hear he's doing
cartoon voice-overs.

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Letterman: Cartoon voice-overs!
I wonder what that would be like.

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[Audience laughing]

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Carrey: "I did . . . I did . . . [pauses dramatically]
I did tee a putty-tat."

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[Audience laughing]

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[Audience applauding]
Man: Oh yeah! Whooo!