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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:03.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[♪]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.40,0:00:05.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Carrey: The other thing I like to\Ntune in on every once in a while
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.62,0:00:07.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is "CSI: Miami" and David Caruso.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.41,0:00:08.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Letterman: It's very good, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.58,0:00:10.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Carrey: I love to see him\Nput the button on those scenes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.73,0:00:11.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Letterman: What do\Nyou mean by that?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.88,0:00:13.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Carrey: It's the buttoner;\Nit's the scene buttoner!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.10,0:00:15.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Letterman: This is another little\Nacting insight, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.29,0:00:16.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Carrey: Absolutely!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.10,0:00:16.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Letterman: All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.75,0:00:18.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Carrey: Yes. He loves to\Nput the button on it,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.52,0:00:19.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then he just walks away.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.96,0:00:20.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Letterman: Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.54,0:00:23.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Carrey: He doesn't wait\Nfor anybody to retort, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.05,0:00:23.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Letterman: Right.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.86,0:00:25.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Carrey: I think he's afraid\Nthey might have a comeback.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.39,0:00:26.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Letterman: Mm-hmm.\N[audience laughing]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.58,0:00:28.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Carrey: So he just puts the\Nbutton on the scene.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.64,0:00:30.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He always, uh--\NI brought my glasses.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.49,0:00:33.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, you know, can I do him\Nfor you a little bit?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.29,0:00:34.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Letterman: Oh please,\NI wish you would.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.16,0:00:35.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Carrey: Okay, just a little bit of--
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.28,0:00:40.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[audience clapping and cheering]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.52,0:00:42.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Carrey: You get a nice\Nreal intense closeup here.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.99,0:00:43.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Letterman: Mm-hmm, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.69,0:00:45.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Carrey: Okay, David Caruso's time.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.38,0:00:54.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Audience laughing]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.42,0:01:01.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Well, I guess we've--" [pauses dramatically]\N"--found our man."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.11,0:01:11.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[audience laughing]\N[♪]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.15,0:01:12.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Letterman: [Clapping]\NGood. Very powerful!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.72,0:01:14.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Carrey: He used to\Nbe an English teacher.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.60,0:01:16.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Letterman: Uh-huh.\N[Laughing]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.78,0:01:19.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[audience laughing]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.78,0:01:25.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Carrey: "I before E--" [pauses dramatically]\N"--except after C."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.32,0:01:32.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[♪]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.10,0:01:33.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Letterman: Very nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.11,0:01:34.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Carrey: I hear he's doing\Ncartoon voice-overs.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.75,0:01:37.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Letterman: Cartoon voice-overs!\NI wonder what that would be like.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.27,0:01:44.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Audience laughing]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.91,0:01:50.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Carrey: "I did . . . I did . . . [pauses dramatically]\NI did tee a putty-tat."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.100,0:01:52.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Audience laughing]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.52,0:01:57.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[♪]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.80,0:02:00.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Audience applauding]\NMan: Oh yeah! Whooo!