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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My name's Willam. \NI'm a successful drag queen,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.40,0:00:06.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and not some bitch who has\Nto show for a dollar.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.50,0:00:09.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now no one else can have it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.49,0:00:11.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm an ego-maniac. Everybody\Nknows that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.92,0:00:13.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a power-bottom like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.37,0:00:15.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a trouble maker and \Na sh*t stirrer.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.98,0:00:17.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me? You must have a television
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.77,0:00:19.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got my ass kicked on every major \Nnetwork.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.43,0:00:24.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've always been an actor on TV. \NI was on Boston Public with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.35,0:00:26.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was best friends with Candis Cayne\Nwhen she died.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.35,0:00:29.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I died on Nip Tuck, CSI New York, Women's\NMurder Club. If you
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.66,0:00:32.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,name a cop show in the last 10 years\NI've probably been on it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.57,0:00:35.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's right on my head shots, right \Nin there. Just on the way out, so...\N(mouth click)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.56,0:00:38.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Willam, you're funny.\N-Thank you. Hire me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.92,0:00:40.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I brought 34 pairs of shoes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.98,0:00:42.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just going to have a good\Nrapport with my shoes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.92,0:00:45.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Breaking out the Westwood.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.45,0:00:46.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the Westwood.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.63,0:00:47.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is Mackie, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.87,0:00:50.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm wearing Alexander McQueen, \Nthank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.16,0:00:51.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Patricia Fields.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.40,0:00:52.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're Versace.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.24,0:00:53.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to Macy's.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.68,0:00:54.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tramp stamp!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.88,0:00:57.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My look is "god, I want to go\Nto Miami,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.24,0:00:59.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I can only afford Ft. Lauderdale."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.26,0:01:01.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ass ass, tittys, hair hair, \Ngas mask.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.27,0:01:04.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My theme was "Clash of the Titans"\Nif "Clash of the Titans"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.82,0:01:06.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was set in a strip club.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.42,0:01:09.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is anybody shocked that I won \Na slut contest?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.27,0:01:12.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He knocked on my door, and\Nit was a delivery.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.26,0:01:14.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whores get paid. I was a slut.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.66,0:01:17.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The hardest part about this \Nchallenge is not telling
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.52,0:01:18.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everybody else that I'm \Ngoing to win.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.64,0:01:20.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to learn Spanish by \Nthe time I win.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.07,0:01:23.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It feels correct to win. \NWhen it's right, it's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.21,0:01:25.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I won. You know, it's kind of\Na hobby of mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.30,0:01:27.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you, god, for all this bod'.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.33,0:01:29.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Touch this, all of this.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.24,0:01:30.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo' boat gon' blow.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.32,0:01:32.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what my boat reminds\Nme of?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.02,0:01:33.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(Jiggly) What?\N-A winner.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.44,0:01:35.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You shut your ugly boat mouth.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.54,0:01:38.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm giving you maritime realness\Nwith the Starship Willam.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.50,0:01:43.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Amenities include: Wi-Fi, there's a party \Ndeck and business center.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.88,0:01:48.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(singing) My boat is the best. My boat\Nis pretty.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.67,0:01:51.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Crap. Now I'm going to have to be the\Nfunny one and not the pretty one.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.98,0:01:55.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(singing) I'm the prettiest one, \Nnow that Kenya's gone.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.36,0:01:57.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(singing) You can't f*ck me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.05,0:01:58.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(singing) I want some breasts.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.71,0:01:59.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanted a vagina.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.81,0:02:01.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love being a woman.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.97,0:02:04.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a big boy dresses in big\Ngirl's clothes.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.17,0:02:05.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Team talent, hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.76,0:02:09.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had a proper ghetto booty, and \NI was the only one wearing lipstick.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.55,0:02:12.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Team Willam put on a god damn show.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.51,0:02:14.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sex sells, people. Sex sells.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.86,0:02:16.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have good bones.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.79,0:02:18.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your head is so unprofessional.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.42,0:02:20.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(imitating) You like that bitch? \NYeah, I like that, daddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.55,0:02:23.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You like that, fat bitch?\NWhoah!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.33,0:02:24.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, some of these bitches fell.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.99,0:02:27.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Y'all wish for me to be nice,\Nthen I'm going to try.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.53,0:02:31.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lashauwn thinks he's Magellan, \Nsplitting the earth in half or something.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.58,0:02:34.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Overgrown orangutan. \N- --grown orangutan.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.05,0:02:35.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like a web-footed duck.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.74,0:02:37.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Plus-size Jujubee!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.49,0:02:38.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is the carpet comfortable?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.99,0:02:41.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Milan just danced circles around you,\Nand swiffered the floor
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.62,0:02:42.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with his taint.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.69,0:02:45.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did Dida not like you? Did you\Nrob her or something?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.14,0:02:45.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.98,0:02:46.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.92,0:02:48.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You look like you probably got\Nf*cked over a
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.75,0:02:49.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,moonshine barrel.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.96,0:02:51.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You ain't never going to be in \N"West Side Story" again.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.100,0:02:54.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not even a touring production, bitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.16,0:02:56.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I would have made Milan's boat, \NI wouldn't have put
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.71,0:02:57.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"The Milan Invasion" on it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.81,0:02:58.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would've blamed it one someone else.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.98,0:03:01.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, "I didn't do this boat. No, this \Nis her boat. That girl's boat.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.77,0:03:02.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not my boat."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.93,0:03:06.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Their heads are uneven, and they\Nwouldn't let me put nails in them.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.45,0:03:09.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next week, I'm going to wear a burqa. \NA black chiffon burqa, and
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.98,0:03:12.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a 301 and say, "Suck it, Michelle."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.89,0:03:15.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't talk to me, don't look at\Nthe camera. It's about me.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.82,0:03:17.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To be late is to be left.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.42,0:03:18.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me, sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.56,0:03:20.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Epic fail. Hashtag.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.34,0:03:21.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Girl, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.75,0:03:23.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ding ding ding. Points for everybody.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.48,0:03:27.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nurse. It's like, "Ooh, nurse."\NYeah, because she needs help,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.100,0:03:29.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and nurses help people.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.02,0:03:30.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nurse!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.24,0:03:35.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Jiggly) Did this bitch really just \Ncome for me?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.57,0:03:37.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What didn't I do?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.19,0:03:39.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's bullsh*t. She should be studied\Ndown there.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.56,0:03:41.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't understand it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.04,0:03:44.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I never retaliated on the show because\NI didn't care.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.36,0:03:46.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I tend to think that emotions are for \Nugly people.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.51,0:03:49.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It didn't add any humility to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.06,0:03:51.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm not going to "RuPaulogize" \Nfor anything that I'm doing now.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.65,0:03:53.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your tone seems very pointed right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.47,0:03:55.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And indifference is worse than hate.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.10,0:03:55.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.96,0:03:57.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright now, clean this sh*t up.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.30,0:03:59.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go home, go home.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.56,0:04:00.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bye, girl, bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.78,0:04:01.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.85,0:04:02.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.59,0:04:03.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bye.