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La scorsa estate ebbi la geniale idea di comprare un cane

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Tutto cominciò quando Manuel mi lasciò

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E non ebbi niente di migliore che sostituirlo con un grande cane

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Con molto pelo

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Ed una bocca enorme

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Sempre ero stata contraria ad avere animali in casa

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Mi sembrava crudele per l'animale e poco igienico per le persone.

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Neppure avrei voluto che ci fossimo ritrovati con una tartaruga

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Che i colleghi di Manuel

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gli avevano regalato.

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Era grande e brutta

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la tenemmo in un bidé

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per un paio di settimane

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fino a quando iniziai ad avere incubi

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nei quali la tartaruga si faceva gigante

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