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The Lazer Collection

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(humming)

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Wow!

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Hello mortal.

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Wow mister who are you?

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I am the head of Colin Mochrie.

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I will grant you three wishes.

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Wow is that true?

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Are you really gonna grant me three wishes?

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No.

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My real purpose here is to FIRE MY LASER-

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BLAAAGH

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Go Pikachu!

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Use your thunderbolt!

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Pika-

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CHUUUUUUU

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So uh, Johnson I finished up the [?] account.

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Good, good, good.

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[slurp]

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[slurp]

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BLAAAGH

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Come on Mrs. York, push!

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The baby is almost here!

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[moaning]

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BLAAAGH

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Hey Charlie.

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Hi Steve.

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You uh, eating Raisinets there?

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Yep.

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Huh.

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Um, can- can I have one-

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BLAAAGH

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Alright, it's time to save the city!

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Ha!

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What the hell?

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Hah!

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The hell is going on?

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How do I shot we-

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OH MY GOD IT'S ALFRED MOLINA!

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Doctor Octogonapus

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BLAAAGH

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Oh my god I cant wait to eat this watermelon.

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I just hope [?] that MYSTERIOUS THING doesn't happen to me again.

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HAAAA-

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BLAAAGH

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Have you paid the Pied Piper?

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What?

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No!

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BLAAAGH

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Okay.

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Hopefully this video has made it on the internet before it's too late.

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I made The Lazer Collection for a specific purpose.

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To get this message to you guys.

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About a week ago-

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IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER

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BLAAAGH

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created by Dom Fera

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music HELL ABOVE THE WATER by CURVE

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voiced and animated by Dom Fera

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DFEAR STUDIOS 2007