The Lazer Collection

(humming)

Wow!

Hello mortal.

Wow mister who are you?

I am the head of Colin Mochrie.

I will grant you three wishes.

Wow is that true?

Are you really gonna grant me three wishes?

No.

My real purpose here is to FIRE MY LASER-

BLAAAGH

Go Pikachu!

Use your thunderbolt!

Pika-

CHUUUUUUU

So uh, Johnson I finished up the [?] account.

Good, good, good.

[slurp]

[slurp]

BLAAAGH

Come on Mrs. York, push!

The baby is almost here!

[moaning]

BLAAAGH

Hey Charlie.

Hi Steve.

You uh, eating Raisinets there?

Yep.

Huh.

Um, can- can I have one-

BLAAAGH

Alright, it's time to save the city!

Ha!

What the hell?

Hah!

The hell is going on?

How do I shot we-

OH MY GOD IT'S ALFRED MOLINA!

Doctor Octogonapus

BLAAAGH

Oh my god I cant wait to eat this watermelon.

I just hope [?] that MYSTERIOUS THING doesn't happen to me again.

HAAAA-

BLAAAGH

Have you paid the Pied Piper?

What?

No!

BLAAAGH

Okay.

Hopefully this video has made it on the internet before it's too late.

I made The Lazer Collection for a specific purpose.

To get this message to you guys.

About a week ago-

IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER

BLAAAGH

created by Dom Fera

music HELL ABOVE THE WATER by CURVE

voiced and animated by Dom Fera

DFEAR STUDIOS 2007