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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.52,0:00:03.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Lazer Collection
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.85,0:00:07.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(humming)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.50,0:00:09.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.00,0:00:11.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello mortal.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.34,0:00:14.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow mister who are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.07,0:00:17.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am the head of Colin Mochrie.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.69,0:00:20.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will grant you three wishes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.56,0:00:22.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow is that true?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.90,0:00:25.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you really gonna grant me three wishes?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.07,0:00:26.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.46,0:00:29.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My real purpose here is to FIRE MY LASER-
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.49,0:00:30.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BLAAAGH
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.76,0:00:32.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go Pikachu!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.01,0:00:34.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Use your thunderbolt!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.03,0:00:36.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pika-
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.47,0:00:38.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHUUUUUUU
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.37,0:00:42.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So uh, Johnson I finished up the [?] account.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.26,0:00:45.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good, good, good.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.75,0:00:47.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[slurp]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.14,0:00:51.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[slurp]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.20,0:00:55.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BLAAAGH
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.50,0:00:57.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on Mrs. York, push!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.88,0:00:59.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The baby is almost here!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.74,0:01:04.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[moaning]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.76,0:01:05.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BLAAAGH
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.36,0:01:08.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey Charlie.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.01,0:01:10.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi Steve.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.27,0:01:15.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You uh, eating Raisinets there?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.19,0:01:16.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yep.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.03,0:01:18.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.16,0:01:23.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, can- can I have one-
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.79,0:01:25.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BLAAAGH
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.60,0:01:28.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, it's time to save the city!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.81,0:01:29.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ha!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.66,0:01:31.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.25,0:01:33.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hah!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.52,0:01:36.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The hell is going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.03,0:01:37.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do I shot we-
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.38,0:01:39.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OH MY GOD IT'S ALFRED MOLINA!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.75,0:01:41.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doctor Octogonapus
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.20,0:01:42.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BLAAAGH
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.40,0:01:46.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god I cant wait to eat this watermelon.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.03,0:01:49.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just hope [?] that MYSTERIOUS THING doesn't happen to me again.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.40,0:01:51.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HAAAA-
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.19,0:01:52.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BLAAAGH
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.70,0:01:55.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you paid the Pied Piper?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.97,0:01:56.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.09,0:01:57.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.61,0:01:58.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BLAAAGH
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.09,0:02:02.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.44,0:02:07.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hopefully this video has made it on the internet before it's too late.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.34,0:02:11.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I made The Lazer Collection for a specific purpose.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.76,0:02:13.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To get this message to you guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.11,0:02:15.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,About a week ago-
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.16,0:02:17.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.74,0:02:18.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BLAAAGH
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.14,0:02:23.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,created by Dom Fera
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.36,0:02:29.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,music HELL ABOVE THE WATER by CURVE
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.03,0:02:35.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,voiced and animated by Dom Fera
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.01,0:02:41.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DFEAR STUDIOS 2007