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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.27,0:00:01.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-These are our favorite
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.57,0:00:02.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Jokes of the Week."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.24,0:00:03.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Cheering, whistling,\Nand applause ]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.87,0:00:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,According to sources,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.00,0:00:08.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,former National Security Advisor\NJohn Bolton
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.07,0:00:09.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,told conservative donors
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.28,0:00:12.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he thinks President Trump\Nis mentally unstable,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.38,0:00:15.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I'm sure Trump\Nwill clear up that misconception
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.58,0:00:18.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with 150 tweets at 3:00 am
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.68,0:00:19.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughter ]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.28,0:00:20.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Senator Mitt Romney\Nwas seen today
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.59,0:00:24.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,drinking chocolate milk\Nduring the impeachment trial
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.16,0:00:25.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then, right after,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.46,0:00:27.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he failed a breathalyzer test.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.49,0:00:28.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughter ]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.60,0:00:31.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,State lawmakers in Kentuck\Nhave proposed a bill
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.36,0:00:32.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that would require schools
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.46,0:00:34.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to start teaching sex ed\Nin kindergarten.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.97,0:00:36.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Said a Kentucky first grader\N"Oh, man,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.97,0:00:38.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that really would've\Nbeen helpful
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.34,0:00:39.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before my wedding night!"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.71,0:00:40.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughter and ohhs ]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.57,0:00:41.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Republican Senator Mike Brau
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.61,0:00:44.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this weekend said that he hope\Nimpeachment will serve
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.11,0:00:47.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as a learning experience\Nfor President Trump, saying,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.11,0:00:49.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I think he'll\Nput 2 and 2 together."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.62,0:00:50.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because if there's\None thing we know
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.88,0:00:53.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about a man who has\Nbankrupted three casinos,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.79,0:00:55.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's that he's good at math.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.42,0:00:56.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughter and applause ]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.12,0:00:58.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A New York woman has admitte\Nthat she is responsible
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.56,0:01:01.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for sending her boyfriend\Nto the emergency room
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.29,0:01:02.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,24 times last year
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.13,0:01:05.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by secretly putting pesticides\Nin his food.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.16,0:01:09.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When he asked the doctor wha\Nto take for that, she said
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.44,0:01:10.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"The hint."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.54,0:01:11.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Laughter ]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.70,0:01:14.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪♪♪♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.34,0:01:18.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Cheering and applause ]