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there is a bug

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I can not realy on clicking on the terminal to open a link in a browser

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because there is currently a bug in konsole with a k

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that opens link in random browsers

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and i learned that i have a browser installed that i didnt know existed

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its called ??

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and if you have the ?? graphical environment installed

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it contains a browser and it maps it to mine

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and if you have a terminal that for some reason open browsers at random

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you get links to open in that

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so ill copy and paste the urls

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it will be a little slower

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i think i have 5 minutes still to go

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time passes quickly when you have fun

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audience: install terminator!

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enrico: no

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if look at my blog, there is a list of requirements for termianl emulators

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and the reason they all suck

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all the bits that do not work

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now terminator is in that list, it has things that dont work for me

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but we have the upstream for the ?? terminal at the conference

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that has seen the list and went like

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that i implemented 2 days ago

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that is in my todo list now

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that, let take a look at the code, yes i can do it

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im working on it

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and so thank you

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3 minutes i believe

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2

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well, in the meantime, i will read something

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that i guess everyone 
should had read before entering

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which is, i will ramble freely
about debian

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and everything i care about

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and you are going to have the misfortune

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of figuring out what it is that 
i also care about

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i will cover topics including

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but specially, not limited to,

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anarchism, relationships, sex, violence

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society, stereotypes and expectations

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and i will always be talking about debian

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really

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i expect that this talks will be both

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unsuitable and insightful for pretty much

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any kind of audience that i can think of

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and first 3 minutes of it are about making sure

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you understand what will be the remaining 27

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and have a chance to leave

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after 3 minutes if you leave

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you are kinda seen by everyone or something

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but some shy people might

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i dont know

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no, at any point in the talk

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if anybody want to safe word out

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and ill explain what the safe word is

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but if anybody want out and

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lalala i dont want to hear anymore

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raise your hand, i will stop

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black the screen