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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:01.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thats your fault!!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.21,0:00:04.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,getting crap all day from the managers (laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.65,0:00:06.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like fire alarms, everything they do
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.95,0:00:08.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fire Extinguishers kind of fire
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.63,0:00:10.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my God this place has been broken into
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.87,0:00:15.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was grim! This bitch is on her own in a haunted warehouse
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.21,0:00:16.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Toxic as shit!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.60,0:00:20.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Intro music playing)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.45,0:00:23.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Gibberish) It makes me feel beautiful!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.02,0:00:24.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.19,0:00:26.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my God girl, it’s been tight
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.23,0:00:28.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How this ring light is working? I don’t
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.39,0:00:30.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,even know because my niece, she
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.34,0:00:32.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tripped up on it. Sent it! She might as
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.98,0:00:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well have yeated it across the room
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.00,0:00:36.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sent it away for seven working days
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.48,0:00:38.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Catipulted into the wall and it’s still alive
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.84,0:00:40.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t know what the lighting is like
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.27,0:00:41.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in here, but I’ve got the curtains open at
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.85,0:00:42.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the moment
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.64,0:00:44.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t know whether I’m going to shut
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.21,0:00:45.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the curtains and get some lighting in here
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.37,0:00:47.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t know. So the lighting might change
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.47,0:00:49.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,throughout the video. I have no idea no
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.76,0:00:51.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,idea what to do, don’t know what to do
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.73,0:00:52.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can do it
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.63,0:00:54.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,moments before I started filming I had
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.68,0:00:55.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a gulp of coughing
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.75,0:00:57.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,another reason I am still shocked that I
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.70,0:00:59.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,am still alive. I literally take a gulp of
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.57,0:01:00.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,coffee while I’m doing
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.44,0:01:01.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my makeup. Dilly me!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.44,0:01:02.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was about to sneeze but I
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.84,0:01:03.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was mid-swallow
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.67,0:01:05.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I panicked and tried
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.29,0:01:06.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to swallow. I still got coffee up
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.52,0:01:07.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my nose!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.23,0:01:08.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What’s up and welcome to my channel
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.95,0:01:10.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you’ve never been here before please
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.81,0:01:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,make sure you subscribe right down there
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.00,0:01:13.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And press on that bell so you know when
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.42,0:01:14.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I next do a video
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.84,0:01:16.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This video is going to be so
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.37,0:01:17.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hard to do. Oh my God!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.74,0:01:19.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My mates have been begging
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.31,0:01:21.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and dying for me to do this video
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.64,0:01:22.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was supposed to have a little audience
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.97,0:01:24.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,here but they’ve not arrived yet
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.35,0:01:27.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my God girl! This is so hard talk about
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.69,0:01:31.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Effect runs across screen)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.02,0:01:32.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Retail. Working in retail.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.76,0:01:34.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This girl has had her fair share
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.13,0:01:36.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,plenty of experience working in retail
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.97,0:01:37.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,quick disclaimer
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.92,0:01:40.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is not a video to go and get
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.55,0:01:42.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,out at the managers nor the customers
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.36,0:01:45.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is just about experiences that I have
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.36,0:01:47.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,endured while working in retail
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.01,0:01:48.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,though they might not work there
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.81,0:01:50.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,anymore or shop there anymore
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.18,0:01:52.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why do I feel so nervous to do this
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.64,0:01:54.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’ve recently just left one of those jobs
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.64,0:01:56.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that was toxic as all shit
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.13,0:01:58.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,working in retail in the UK
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.45,0:02:01.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before anyone starts to work in retail
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.11,0:02:03.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,people forget to advise you about the
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.05,0:02:05.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,following: customers have no filter.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.80,0:02:07.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whatsoever!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.57,0:02:09.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they have no filter
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.05,0:02:09.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nor common sense
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.93,0:02:12.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not a percent of decent humanity
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.17,0:02:13.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or compassion
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.06,0:02:15.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,managers think they rule the mini kingdom
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.47,0:02:16.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we got the shoplifters
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.92,0:02:17.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we’ve got the karens
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.96,0:02:19.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we’ve got all of them
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.22,0:02:20.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the wise people that have
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.86,0:02:22.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,worked in retail in the past
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.17,0:02:23.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that have survived
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.15,0:02:25.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,never share their experiences and wisdom
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.37,0:02:27.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is going to be episode one because
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.58,0:02:30.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have got like eight notebooks of all
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.76,0:02:32.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the weird shit I have experienced working
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.66,0:02:35.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,multiple stores. I’m even considering
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.24,0:02:36.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,writing a book but
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.71,0:02:38.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this girl doesn’t want her ass sued just
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.95,0:02:41.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yet. We’re just going to dive right in
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.99,0:02:43.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(squeals and laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.33,0:02:44.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m going to kick off this video with one
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.86,0:02:47.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the most funniest fucking situations
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.09,0:02:50.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so this was about the job that I recently
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.11,0:02:52.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,left. My mates will even tell you
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.15,0:02:53.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t use my brain, ever
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.35,0:02:55.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they’re shocked that I’m still alive
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.13,0:02:56.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is like one of the examples
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.36,0:02:58.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when you watch like a horror movie and
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.21,0:02:59.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your friend or your relative sits there
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.22,0:03:01.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,next to you and goes
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.22,0:03:02.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,”oh if that happened to me, if I got
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.31,0:03:03.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,broken into, I would punch them in
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.30,0:03:03.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the face”
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.99,0:03:05.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then when a sort of situation like
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.92,0:03:07.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this happens to you, you turn
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.20,0:03:08.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like a deer in the headlights
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.64,0:03:11.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had to close down with one of
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.39,0:03:12.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the, two of the managers
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.59,0:03:14.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he’s no longer in the store anymore
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.28,0:03:16.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he no longer works for the company
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.08,0:03:17.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this was hilarious
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.40,0:03:19.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so, I was closing up with this
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.22,0:03:21.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,manager, so I’m going to call him Taylor
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.42,0:03:22.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for some weird reason
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.74,0:03:24.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s me, muggin
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.04,0:03:26.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,did the closing up and the cashing up with
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.38,0:03:27.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the manager
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.10,0:03:30.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,99% of my shifts and it was a bitch
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.06,0:03:30.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hated it
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.100,0:03:31.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know when you’re just like for
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.86,0:03:32.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God sakes I just want
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.82,0:03:33.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to go home
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.64,0:03:35.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and especially when something goes wrong
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.02,0:03:35.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when cashing out
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.96,0:03:37.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there’s something missing in the
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.48,0:03:39.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flow. You can’t go home until
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.03,0:03:40.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it’s done or when the alarm doesn’t
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.72,0:03:42.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,set itself properly and it just makes
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.59,0:03:43.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you want to cry
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.92,0:03:45.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you just want to go home
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.54,0:03:46.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,back to motherland
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.85,0:03:47.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sitting in meudi
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.92,0:03:49.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Watching Scream
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.05,0:03:51.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just recovering from the trauma that
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.19,0:03:52.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I went through that day
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.17,0:03:52.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we were cashing up
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.90,0:03:54.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everything was going spiffingly well.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.62,0:03:55.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Taylor if you’re laughing
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.97,0:03:56.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you’re going to hell
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.86,0:03:58.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,me, muggins, end up having to cash up
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.58,0:03:59.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,almost every single night of the
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.98,0:04:01.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,week. To set the scene, we’re
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.28,0:04:03.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the office right everything’s going
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.05,0:04:05.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,spiffingly well. So then Taylor goes “you
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.29,0:04:06.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,know what would make life a
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.14,0:04:06.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lot easier?”
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.90,0:04:08.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know me, I want to get out as quick
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.22,0:04:09.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as I can is it going to get us out
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.64,0:04:10.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,quicker? he gave me both out cards
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.96,0:04:12.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and said “clock us both out, I’ll be
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.34,0:04:13.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,turning on the alarm system
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.81,0:04:15.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then we can meet in the middle
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.38,0:04:16.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then exit the store
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.69,0:04:17.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Brilliant!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.69,0:04:19.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So this was a supermarket
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.04,0:04:21.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yeah it was haunted as all are
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.34,0:04:22.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know dead people and ghosts
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.95,0:04:25.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like me got a lot of uh story times to
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.55,0:04:26.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tell you about that one
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.74,0:04:28.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,set back the scene, I clock uh…
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.40,0:04:29.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it’s already eerie
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.81,0:04:31.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when you are in a supermarket
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.70,0:04:33.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the lights are really dim that
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.90,0:04:35.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it’s almost dark, it’s very eerie
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.91,0:04:38.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this place was haunted as all are
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.04,0:04:39.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we knew there was going to be a delivery
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.90,0:04:41.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,coming in but normally a delivery guy
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.42,0:04:43.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would unlock the door from the outside
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.09,0:04:44.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,himself, in the delivery, and leave
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.72,0:04:46.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in, late in the evening, right about
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.25,0:04:47.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tenish to elevenish
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.49,0:04:50.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well more like canter down the aisles
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.24,0:04:51.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to get to the back room because
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.69,0:04:52.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was too fucking scared to walk
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.88,0:04:54.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,around in the shop floor
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.40,0:04:55.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that’s haunted as all ass
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.70,0:04:57.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,eerie as hell, it’s like 10 pm
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.05,0:04:58.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so picture this, when you’re clocking
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.42,0:04:59.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in and clocking out
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.27,0:05:00.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you’re on a system against the wall
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.51,0:05:03.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so on the wall behind you is the fire exit
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.23,0:05:04.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,door and the door where the deliveries
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.97,0:05:07.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come through (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.01,0:05:08.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,normally the delivery man never got there
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.98,0:05:11.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,until way after that we left
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.06,0:05:12.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he forgot to give the shop the memo
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.63,0:05:15.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to say that he was coming a little earlIer
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.01,0:05:15.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,didn’t give us a tip
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.63,0:05:16.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nay nay
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.52,0:05:18.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gosh shit like this has to happen to me
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.44,0:05:20.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I’m clocking us out facing the back
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.96,0:05:23.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wall in this retail park there’s a lot of
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.58,0:05:26.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,um shoplifting, raids, clocking out
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.53,0:05:27.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,La-df-da ing
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.88,0:05:29.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,going as quick as I can and
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.34,0:05:31.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then I hear this BOOM in the milisecond
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.42,0:05:32.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when you’re in that sort of situation
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.67,0:05:34.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you’re in an eerie large store that’s
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.81,0:05:35.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,very dark
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.47,0:05:37.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the warehouse is haunted as all ass
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.46,0:05:40.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,already a millisecond thinking “okay,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.28,0:05:41.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the ghost has thrown a box”
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.25,0:05:43.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,happened quite often in this store
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.08,0:05:44.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hear the back door boom open
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.54,0:05:46.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,remember when I said to you if you was
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.88,0:05:48.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in a horror movie and some broke into
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.74,0:05:50.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your house like a crazy murderer broke
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.52,0:05:51.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into your house what would you do
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.90,0:05:53.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you get that “oh I’ll get a bat and
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.64,0:05:55.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hit him on the head” “ oh I’ll find the
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.22,0:05:58.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sulfuric acid in the kitchen somewhere and
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.05,0:05:59.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,throw it in their face”
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.39,0:06:00.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“oh I throw a hammer at their head”
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.88,0:06:04.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no, for that millisecond I thought “shit, someone has broken in”
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.98,0:06:07.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was triple the size at this time, so this
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.75,0:06:09.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bitch couldn’t run fast enough
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.10,0:06:09.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.65,0:06:11.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not even a half a milliseconds I’m
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.36,0:06:12.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thinking oh my god this place has been
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.70,0:06:13.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,broken into
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.60,0:06:16.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this bitch is on her own in the haunted
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.10,0:06:18.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,warehouse, doors wide open, someone
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.22,0:06:19.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will break in and murder me
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.61,0:06:21.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a million ideas and a million scenarios
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.55,0:06:22.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,were flying through my head
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.93,0:06:24.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come to the part of the self-defense
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.55,0:06:26.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mechanis my back is planted
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.12,0:06:28.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,against this system (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.12,0:06:30.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my first instinct was to put my hand
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.26,0:06:32.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,behind… oh my God… everyone thought
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.57,0:06:34.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this shit was so funny they watched
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.05,0:06:35.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the footage from the CC TV footage
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.85,0:06:37.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,over and over again cause they thought
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.09,0:06:39.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it was hilarious not funny
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.38,0:06:41.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause I couldn’t see who was at the door
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.61,0:06:43.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because he’d opened the door
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.23,0:06:45.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gone behind the door to get the brick to
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.62,0:06:46.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,keep the door open
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.79,0:06:48.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this bitch she’s keeping her back planted
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.86,0:06:50.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,against this system my hands are like
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.91,0:06:52.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this like trying to find something lob
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.83,0:06:54.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and launch at this person
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.67,0:06:56.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i find something in my hand but at the
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.71,0:06:58.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,same time when this situation happens
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.100,0:07:00.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to you you don’t think
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.44,0:07:01.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was it a hammer? No
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.57,0:07:03.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,without even half a split second
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.82,0:07:06.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,quarter of a fraction inch of a second
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.10,0:07:08.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thought this must be the delivery guy
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.16,0:07:09.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought I was gonna get murdered
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.78,0:07:13.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I (laughs) long yeeted across the
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.55,0:07:16.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,warehouse (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.11,0:07:17.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is one golden Chloe moment
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.92,0:07:19.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is just one of the reasons that
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.98,0:07:21.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would not survive if I had
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.50,0:07:22.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a murderer encountment
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.65,0:07:24.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thing in my hand that I yeeted across
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.69,0:07:25.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the warehouse (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.81,0:07:27.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was a roll of sellotape (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.63,0:07:29.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,let that sink in let that sink in
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.52,0:07:32.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t talk about this often because
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.52,0:07:34.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it makes me feel so silly
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.11,0:07:35.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my eyes were facing the floor
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.71,0:07:39.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not a good position to be before
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.43,0:07:40.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,running away from some sort of
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.72,0:07:42.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mass murderer but alas it was not
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.88,0:07:44.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a mass murderer nor a burglar
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.31,0:07:47.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it was the delivery man it was the
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.32,0:07:48.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,delivery man a very confused
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.87,0:07:50.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,very offended (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.54,0:07:52.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,scared delivery man he just
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.35,0:07:54.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,boomed out “oi calm down love!”
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.91,0:07:57.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the roll of sellotape was right at his
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.61,0:08:00.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,feet I literally end up knees down
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.28,0:08:01.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to the floor with relief
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.80,0:08:02.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why didn’t you knock why didn’t
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.87,0:08:05.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you tell the manager that you were coming
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.10,0:08:08.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,rude! Embarrassingly tail between my legs
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.17,0:08:09.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,waltz back to the office
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.43,0:08:10.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’ve got a very confused manager
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.91,0:08:12.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,going “where have you been?”
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.28,0:08:14.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but when he found out how I reacted to
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.10,0:08:16.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this situation of my near death experience
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.66,0:08:19.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thought it was A star fucking hilarious
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.36,0:08:20.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I was off for a couple of days after
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.97,0:08:23.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that after that embarrassing encounter I
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.65,0:08:25.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come back and we close up together again
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.90,0:08:28.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,goes “oh, I remembered to look at the
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.19,0:08:30.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,footage. Do you know how fucking hilarious
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.47,0:08:31.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it was to watch that?”
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.91,0:08:34.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not only me and the manager saw that
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.82,0:08:36.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,footage, a large amount of people saw that
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.66,0:08:39.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,footage I felt more of an idiot than I
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.17,0:08:40.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,already do I’m not gonna lie it was
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.51,0:08:41.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hilariously funny but at the time there
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.91,0:08:44.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was a lot of break-ins and a lot of like
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.06,0:08:45.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,shoplifting, burglaries around the area
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.86,0:08:47.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at that time I was like a little bit on
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.97,0:08:50.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,edge I was at the ready tape in hand
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.03,0:08:51.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at the ready I never thought my eyes
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.76,0:08:53.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,could go as wide as they did
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.29,0:08:55.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we watch the footage and he zoomed in at
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.63,0:08:59.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,least like 80 times my eyes were like
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.04,0:08:59.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this (gestures large circles with hands)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.83,0:09:00.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck you roll of tape
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.84,0:09:02.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not gonna lie that was not funny
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.97,0:09:05.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it wasn’t funny at the time but it’s now
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.69,0:09:08.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hilarious and slightly worrying because if
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.47,0:09:10.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,anything like that happened to me
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.32,0:09:11.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would be in hot poo poo
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.83,0:09:14.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh God I mean it could have been anything
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.16,0:09:15.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it could have been a stapler it could have
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.58,0:09:17.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,been anything no I had to get a bloody
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.90,0:09:19.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,role of tape as if that bitch was
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.82,0:09:21.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gonna save my life but a little bit after
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.63,0:09:24.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That I kind of decided not to do the
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.06,0:09:25.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Closing up anymore it wasn’t that that
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.93,0:09:28.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,put me off, it was the ghosts actually
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.22,0:09:29.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is another story that just literally
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.70,0:09:30.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Popped into my head so this is when
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.90,0:09:32.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I worked in Mark’s an Spencer’s
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.46,0:09:34.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,back when I was like part-time modeling
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.23,0:09:35.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I was in college at the time
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.92,0:09:38.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I was there for quite a while
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.04,0:09:39.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that’s all I remember
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.11,0:09:40.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I remember a lot of the experiences
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.60,0:09:42.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but one of these experiences
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.18,0:09:44.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was pretty grim you know when these
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.72,0:09:47.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,retail companies they say how much they
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.14,0:09:49.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,respect and look after their employees
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.57,0:09:52.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,umm I don’t want to be sued by Mark’s and
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.51,0:09:53.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spark’s to be honest with you
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.88,0:09:56.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I ain’t got much Google AdSense for that
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.36,0:09:58.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,shit set the scene think of like an
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.87,0:10:01.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,abandoned swimming changing room
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.05,0:10:03.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this Mark’s and Spencer’s was very old
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.43,0:10:05.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would do the early morning shift
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.29,0:10:06.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like the stacking up in the morning
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.85,0:10:09.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the employee bathroom it was grim
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.46,0:10:11.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mate walking through the back of the
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.33,0:10:13.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,building early in the morning was grim
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.96,0:10:15.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you had this girl that used to go partying
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.87,0:10:18.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in that same area she’d go into the
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.87,0:10:21.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,changing rooms (laughs) in the staff
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.11,0:10:22.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,room have a quick Power Nap
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.61,0:10:24.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this girl was fresh as a daisy back there
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.50,0:10:25.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and could like that she’d come back to
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.92,0:10:27.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,life within minutes not anymore
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.49,0:10:30.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,walking through this echoey eerie
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.50,0:10:32.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,alleyway you’ve still got people passed
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.46,0:10:33.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,out on the ground from the clubs
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.97,0:10:36.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,across the street you’ve got the crazy
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.03,0:10:37.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,guy asking you money for drugs
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.62,0:10:39.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,imagine that think of Harry Potter the
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.95,0:10:41.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Order of the Phoenix how eerie
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.61,0:10:43.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that alleyway was when the Dementor
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.28,0:10:44.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come through that was the kind of
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.53,0:10:46.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,alleyway a Dementor would definitely
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.13,0:10:48.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of fucking flown in there scared the
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.37,0:10:50.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,crap out of ya during the day fine
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.27,0:10:52.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but in the night early in the morning
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.09,0:10:54.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’d get there for like 4:30 in the morning
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.30,0:10:57.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would literally poo myself like run you
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.33,0:10:59.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,know those moments when you’re a kid
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.01,0:11:01.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m lying there I still do it to this day
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.38,0:11:02.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when you turn the light off you
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.84,0:11:04.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,marching half way up the stairs
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.24,0:11:05.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you’re like I can do this I can do this
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.57,0:11:07.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then you feel like there’s some sort of
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.32,0:11:08.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,slender man behind you you fucking canter
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.97,0:11:10.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,up the stairs that kind of feeling that
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.70,0:11:12.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you when you were setting your ass down
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.29,0:11:14.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this alleyway I mean I got paid weekly
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.28,0:11:16.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the money was good everyone there was cool
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.55,0:11:19.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we had I had some good time working in
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.33,0:11:21.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there anyway leaving the scene of the
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.42,0:11:23.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dementor alleyway you went to this door
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.40,0:11:25.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that you would lock yourself in from the
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.17,0:11:26.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,back of the door not in the office
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.84,0:11:28.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like during that feeling when you’re
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.56,0:11:30.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,running up the stairs thinking there’s
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.02,0:11:31.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some sort of boogeyman behind you you
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.56,0:11:33.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,start to punch in the numbers like a
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.82,0:11:36.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,freaking idiot you run up these very high
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.50,0:11:38.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,set of concrete stairs smash my knees in
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.96,0:11:41.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,every freaking morning I think I’ve still
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.86,0:11:44.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,got scars on my knees cause of that
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.18,0:11:46.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,desperate to go for a wee because this
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.30,0:11:48.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,girl drunk two red bulls while she was on
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.23,0:11:49.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The bus on the way there yeah this
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.81,0:11:52.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,building was haunted as well waltz to the
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.25,0:11:56.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,toilet it was grim mold leak spots up the
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.49,0:11:58.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ceiling I shit you not there was some
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.36,0:12:00.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,girls that had to go in together because
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.53,0:12:02.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they were too scared to go in it was
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.61,0:12:05.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,prison vibes the store was lovely but the
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.37,0:12:08.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,back well I run to the toilet sitting down
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.76,0:12:11.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,holding me leg up high because oh yes
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.04,0:12:13.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it’s like prison toilets i forgot I was
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.70,0:12:15.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in prison now there was no lock
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.04,0:12:17.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the door so my leg is out high
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.82,0:12:20.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my leg is right out there keeping the
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.12,0:12:22.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,door shut while trying to pee at the same
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.08,0:12:23.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,time it was very hard to concentrate
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.36,0:12:26.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I swipe the toilet paper while I’m doing
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.13,0:12:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this the employee doesn’t even think
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.00,0:12:31.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the door just swings open lo and behold
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.73,0:12:34.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you see me naked from waist down
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.08,0:12:36.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing) swiping position
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.49,0:12:38.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh my God I felt so sorry for her
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.80,0:12:40.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause she was an older lady and I
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.84,0:12:42.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was mortified for her shoulder have been
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.53,0:12:43.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pissed off because she should have
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.87,0:12:45.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thought “hmm I’ve been here for several
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.66,0:12:47.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,years now, I’ve been here for two decades
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.13,0:12:49.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now, maybe I should knock the pissing
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.22,0:12:51.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,door nay nay course not it’s my life
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.31,0:12:53.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,isn’t it she’s standing there looking at
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.16,0:12:55.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,me naked from waist down I’m now
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.04,0:12:56.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,looking at her (laughs) with my
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.96,0:13:01.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(inaudible) there are times people
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.12,0:13:02.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have seen me in the worst of times that
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.51,0:13:06.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was a moment beyond that she can see
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.05,0:13:07.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my cleanly shaved (laughs) she’s no
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.81,0:13:10.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,longer here I’m joking funny enough
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.42,0:13:12.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she was just stranding there shocked
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.27,0:13:14.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not like “ugh” waltzes out and I feel
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.49,0:13:16.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,exposed pull my leggings up and
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.67,0:13:17.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m looking any myself in the mirror and
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.79,0:13:19.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there’s a bit of mold there at least
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.01,0:13:20.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,someone saw my hoo haw
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.52,0:13:22.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no one ever sees my hoo haw that’s a
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.26,0:13:24.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very rare sighting anyone sees my hoo haw
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.34,0:13:26.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God just so happy it was her who saw my
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.61,0:13:28.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hoo haw and no one else another thing I’ve
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.27,0:13:30.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just remembered working in that store
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.44,0:13:32.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it was just one of those moments
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.33,0:13:34.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was the first customer I had
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.21,0:13:35.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he was rude as all ass
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.96,0:13:37.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is when I was on the till
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.50,0:13:39.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Had to cover for the clothing department
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.42,0:13:42.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,aaaah I feel dirty remembering it {\i1}HLEGH{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.35,0:13:45.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,first customer of the morning, it was 7 am
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.04,0:13:47.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stores like that, like markses and stuff
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.25,0:13:48.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,opened a lot earlier
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.31,0:13:50.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,during christmas time. first customer of the day
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.53,0:13:53.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he was an an absolute ogre
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.71,0:13:56.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he was lovely, plesant, very very rude
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.14,0:14:00.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He waltzes up to me, doesnt pass me these trousers he wanted to return
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.36,0:14:03.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oooh nay nay, course not, first customer of the day!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.43,0:14:06.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,flashes the bag in my face
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.31,0:14:07.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,good morning how can I help you?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.43,0:14:09.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so youre returning this, then?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.80,0:14:11.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}deep evil voice{\i0} Yes
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.06,0:14:14.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as if hes asking me who the fuck im talking to
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.61,0:14:17.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have the best retail face, I can smile for miles
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.95,0:14:21.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but this guy, hes not going to take the contents out of the bag
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.33,0:14:23.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he wants me to do it, me, muggy
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.67,0:14:26.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as soon as im halfway, pulling the contents out the bag
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.93,0:14:30.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I smell a stench, old marajuana
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.90,0:14:33.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and uhm kitty pee
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.05,0:14:34.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know the smell of kitty pee
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.58,0:14:36.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Im holding the back of my checks, im thinking
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.90,0:14:38.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that smell, I cant handle it
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.60,0:14:40.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had [indistinct] horses for years
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.82,0:14:44.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,20 a day at some times, they all came back in a day
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.37,0:14:45.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cleam up baby bums
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.43,0:14:48.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but this smell... I bet a dead body was wearing it
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.27,0:14:50.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pulled it out of a forensic scene
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.08,0:14:51.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and tried to return the bitch
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.77,0:14:55.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,working in retail youd be shocked what people try to return
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.18,0:14:58.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,trust me. I push the button under my till cause i know
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.20,0:15:00.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause I know that this isnt going to go spiffingly well
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.72,0:15:03.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all of the managers at that store, as grim as the place was
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.49,0:15:05.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the managers were amazing
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.54,0:15:09.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Had our backs, I didnt even need to explain to her
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.42,0:15:10.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause she could smell it
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.42,0:15:12.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just trying to get it out of her throat
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.16,0:15:14.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thats how strong the stench was
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.79,0:15:18.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All i remember was a MMMaaassive back and forth
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.48,0:15:21.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he doesnt walk off with credit, doesnt walk off with a refund
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.78,0:15:24.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just leaves the pants, pants like trousers
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.94,0:15:26.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we'll get to that one in a minute
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.89,0:15:29.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,im standing there looking at this set of pants and
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.38,0:15:32.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,im lookin at it like girl what do we do with these
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.49,0:15:34.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,walk down the road and incenerate them?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.53,0:15:35.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Put em out of their mysery
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.56,0:15:38.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cant remember if it was called a return box or a debit box
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.68,0:15:40.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in these "debit boxes"
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.73,0:15:43.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the shit you find in there
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.49,0:15:45.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will make you lose faith in human beings
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.78,0:15:50.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not only we saw a pee stain on it, on the back of the trouser
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.30,0:15:52.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there was a poo stain, definetly cat poo
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.83,0:15:55.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that was in the return box for months
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.38,0:15:58.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and that smell, never went away
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.21,0:16:01.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everyone at the store room just sort of tried to avoid it
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.56,0:16:02.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like the plague
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.58,0:16:04.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,another one is when people come from another planet
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.88,0:16:09.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there is a small amount of people that think you can return used underpants
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.80,0:16:12.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I kid you not, in the recent store I worked at
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.94,0:16:15.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we would not return underwear at all
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.57,0:16:18.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we sold underwear but we would not return it at all
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.27,0:16:19.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,makes sense right?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.35,0:16:21.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this woman... thiiiiis womannnn..
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.55,0:16:24.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is very self absorbant, very self richous
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.12,0:16:26.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,woman waltzes to my till
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.35,0:16:29.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,has to be my station doesnt it, thats where shit goes wrong
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.30,0:16:33.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,passes the box of mens pants in my face like
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.30,0:16:36.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just waves it in my face, not like hey can I return something
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.54,0:16:40.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is why retail workers are such misrable bastards
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.54,0:16:43.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she waves this box of underpants in my face
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.24,0:16:46.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and at first I thought, cause of these werd experiences ive had
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.28,0:16:48.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that they were unopened
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.52,0:16:50.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Its on the recept somewhere roughly
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.74,0:16:52.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,its in very fine print, but you can still read it
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.94,0:16:54.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,its still very very easy to read
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.95,0:16:56.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and shes trying to return them
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.73,0:16:59.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and im trying to explain to her, I cant take these back
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.06,0:17:00.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we cant exchange or refund these
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.58,0:17:03.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we're really sory, but due to our policy
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.88,0:17:07.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we cannot return or exchange underwear
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.06,0:17:11.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,very nicely, I was famous for being the most bubbly person on the till
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.16,0:17:12.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the managers didnt like that