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It might seem crazy, wearing stripes and plaid

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I instagram every meal I've had

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All my used liquor bottles are on display

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We can go to see a show but I'll make you pay

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(because I'm tacky)<br/>Wear my belt with suspenders and sandals with my socks

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(because I'm tacky)<br/>Got some new glitter Uggs and lovely pink sequined crocs

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(because I'm tacky)<br/>Never let you forget some favor I did for you

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(because I'm tacky)<br/>If you're okay with that, then, you might just be tacky, too

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I meet some chick, ask her this and that

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Like 'Are you pregnant girl, or just really fat?' (what?)

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Well, now I'm dropping names almost constantly

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That's what Kanye West keeps telling me, here's why

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(because I'm tacky)<br/>Wear my Ed Hardy shirt with fluorescent orange pants

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(because I'm tacky)<br/>Got my new resume it's printed in Comic Sans

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(because I'm tacky)<br/>Think it's fun threatening waiters with a bad Yelp review

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(because I'm tacky)<br/>If you think that's just fine, then, you're probably tacky, too

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Bring me shame, can't nothing

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Bring me shame, I never know why

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Bring me shame, can't nothing

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Bring me shame, I said

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Bring me shame, can't nothing

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Bring me shame, it's pointless to try

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Bring me shame, can't nothing

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Bring me shame, I said

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(because I'm tacky)<br/>43 Bumper Stickers and a YOLO license plate

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(because I'm tacky)<br/>Bring along my coupon book whenever I'm on a date

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(because I'm tacky)<br/>Practice my twerking moves in line at the DMV

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(because I'm tacky)<br/>Took the whole bowl of restaurant mints. Hey, it said they're free

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(because I'm tacky)<br/>I get drunk at the bank

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And take off my shirt, at least

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(because I'm tacky)<br/>I would live-tweet a funeral, take selfies with the deceased

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(because I'm tacky)<br/>If I'm bitten by a zombie, I'm probably not telling you

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(because I'm tacky)<br/>If you don't think that's bad, guess what, then you're tacky, too