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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:03.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,每一年淨喺美國
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.18,0:00:06.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,就有 2,077,000 對新人
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.93,0:00:09.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,作出法律同信仰嘅承諾
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.78,0:00:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,同另一半一齊度過一生一世
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.00,0:00:14.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,（臺下笑聲）
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.88,0:00:20.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,同以後唔再同其他人上床
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.00,0:00:24.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,男嘅就買戒指，女嘅就揀好婚紗
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.57,0:00:28.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,兩個人一齊買嘢
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.06,0:00:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,女方會帶男方到舞蹈會所一齊學社交舞
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.45,0:00:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,最後大日子降臨
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.00,0:00:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,佢哋會喺神同家人
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.00,0:00:43.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,仲有女方爸爸以往嘅生意夥伴面前發誓
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.79,0:00:51.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,無論貧窮、絕症、不幸
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.46,0:00:57.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,都動搖唔到男女雙方嘅愛同承諾
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.04,0:00:58.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,（臺下笑聲）
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.38,0:01:00.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,呢啲天真嘅後生仔女
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.42,0:01:04.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,承諾無論係更年期
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.88,0:01:08.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,中年危機或者肥胖
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.04,0:01:10.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,都願意同甘共苦、守望相助
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.36,0:01:17.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,直至其中一個安息
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.33,0:01:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,（笑聲）
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.00,0:01:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,因為佢哋唔使再忍受對方嘅鼻鼾聲
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.00,0:01:23.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,婚禮當日，佢哋會變成醉貓
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.38,0:01:26.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,仲會向對方嘅面掟蛋糕\N同一齊跳 Marcarena 舞
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.43,0:01:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,而我哋所有朋友會企喺一邊
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.00,0:01:30.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,向佢哋一齊拉禮炮開香檳
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.75,0:01:32.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,然後飲免費喜酒
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.47,0:01:35.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,仲有祝一對新人百年好合
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.72,0:01:38.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,雖然，我哋知道
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.31,0:01:40.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,根據統計
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.27,0:01:43.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,有一半嘅新人十年之內會離婚
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.97,0:01:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,（臺下笑聲）
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.00,0:01:48.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,當然，另外半數嘅新人唔會，啱唔啱？
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.66,0:01:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,佢哋會一路唔記得結婚週年紀念日
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.00,0:01:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,仲會為咗去邊度度假起爭執
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.00,0:02:00.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,甚至爭論究竟要將廁紙卷\N向上拉定向下拉
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.65,0:02:02.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,但係有一部分夫妻
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.78,0:02:06.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,當兩個都唔可以再食固體食物時
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.21,0:02:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,都依然享受二人生活
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.57,0:02:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,研究員想知道呢啲夫婦點做到
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.36,0:02:16.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我嘅意思係，唔需要做\N雙盲或者假藥嘅研究
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.10,0:02:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,先至了解到一份婚姻點解會失敗︰
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.00,0:02:22.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,唔尊重、無聊
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.07,0:02:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,用太多時間喺 Facebook
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.00,0:02:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,同其他人發生性關係，都係原因
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.00,0:02:29.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,但係上述四樣嘢係可以調返轉︰
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.56,0:02:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,尊重、刺激
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.00,0:02:34.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,上唔到網
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.82,0:02:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,同埋必須遵守嘅一夫一妻制
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.00,0:02:41.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,但就算做足呢四樣嘢\N婚姻都未必維持到
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.58,0:02:44.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,咁樣，嗰啲成功嘅婚姻\N到底係點樣維繫嘅呢？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.17,0:02:50.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,嗰啲白頭到老嘅夫婦有啲咩共同之處？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.70,0:02:52.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,佢哋係點樣做到嘅？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.40,0:02:55.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我哋要點樣向佢哋學習？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.29,0:02:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,再者，如果你仲係單身而又快樂
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.00,0:03:01.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,咁點解你要放棄原有嘅生活
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.58,0:03:09.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,去搵一個會令你下半世\N都不得安寧嘅另一半？
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.38,0:03:14.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,研究員用咗你哋嘅納稅錢\N嘗試揾出箇中原因
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.58,0:03:16.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,佢哋跟蹤嗰啲幸福小夫妻
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.62,0:03:19.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,觀察佢哋嘅一舉一動，包括特殊癖好
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.78,0:03:23.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,然後佢哋揾出有咩因素令佢哋與別不同
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.44,0:03:25.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,得以避免重蹈鄰居同朋友嘅覆轍
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.70,0:03:27.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,最後得出來嘅結果係
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.45,0:03:31.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,呢啲成功故事嘅共同點
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.01,0:03:34.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,唔止係唔會對另一半不忠
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.50,0:03:37.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,舉例，成功嘅婚姻關係
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.68,0:03:40.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,太太通常會比丈夫來得瘦同好睇
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.56,0:03:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,（臺下笑聲）
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.00,0:03:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,顯然係啱嘅
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.00,0:03:46.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,顯然呢個係成功婚姻嘅要素
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.81,0:03:50.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,因為女人注重身形同外貌
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.59,0:03:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,而男人只對性有興趣
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.00,0:03:58.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,而且最好係身形同外觀比自己好嘅女人
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.13,0:04:00.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,呢個研究有一樣嘢可取︰
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.19,0:04:03.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,就係冇話女人一定要瘦至幸福
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.81,0:04:06.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我哋淨係需要比另一半瘦就得啦
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.59,0:04:11.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,所以與其試勻所有節食同運動嘅方法
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.19,0:04:13.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我哋淨係需要等另一半變肥
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.57,0:04:14.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,（笑聲）
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.61,0:04:16.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,或者我哋可以整多幾個批
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.50,0:04:18.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,呢個係好消息
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.60,0:04:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,亦唔係咁複雜難明
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.00,0:04:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,（笑聲）
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.00,0:04:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,研究同時指出
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.00,0:04:28.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,幸福夫妻只會睇正面嘅嘢
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.15,0:04:29.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,例如，一位幸福嘅太太
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.94,0:04:32.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,與其指出丈夫嘅肚腩有幾大
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.32,0:04:34.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,或者建議佢去跑步
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.94,0:04:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,佢會講
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.00,0:04:37.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,「嘩，親愛嘅，
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.62,0:04:41.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,多謝你任由自己嘅身形走樣\N嚟令到我瘦啲。」
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.57,0:04:42.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,（笑聲）
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.23,0:04:45.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,呢啲夫婦會喺任何情況\N都會向好嘅一面睇
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.80,0:04:46.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,「啱啊，
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.60,0:04:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,一場大火燒曬，
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.00,0:04:53.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,但係喺星空之下瞓覺都唔錯啊。
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.68,0:04:56.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,有你身上嘅肥肉真係太好啦，
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.01,0:04:57.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,可以保暖我哋。」
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.64,0:05:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我最鐘意嘅研究顯示
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.00,0:05:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,老公越係肯去做家務
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.00,0:05:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,老婆越係覺得老公有吸引力
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.09,0:05:09.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,因為我哋正需要研究\N話畀我哋知呢樣嘢……
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.48,0:05:10.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,（笑聲）
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.78,0:05:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,成個流程就係
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.00,0:05:15.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,老婆越係覺得老公吸引\N就越係願意做愛
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.29,0:05:17.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,佢哋越係做得多愛\N老公就越係對老婆好
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.89,0:05:19.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,老公越對老婆好
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.37,0:05:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,老婆就越唔會埋怨佢喺床上亂放濕毛巾
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.00,0:05:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,咁佢哋就會長長久久喺埋一齊
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.00,0:05:26.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,換言之，男士們︰
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.97,0:05:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你哋應該返去屋企改下嘞
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.00,0:05:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,有個研究好有趣
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.00,0:05:34.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,有個研究顯示
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.71,0:05:40.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,人喺童年影相嘅時候笑\N就越唔會離婚
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.25,0:05:42.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,呢個研究係真嘅
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.80,0:05:44.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,等我澄清一下︰
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.27,0:05:49.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,呢啲研究員唔係睇啲人\N對自己童年開心程度畀幾多分
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.06,0:05:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,或者研究舊文獻
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.00,0:05:53.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,研究數據係完全基於
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.16,0:05:57.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,研究對象喺相入邊睇起來開唔開心
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.62,0:06:00.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我唔清楚各位嘅年齡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.32,0:06:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,但我仲係細個陣
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.00,0:06:04.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,父母影相嘅時候會攞一部特別嘅相機
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.77,0:06:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,裏面裝住叫一樣嘢叫菲林嘅嘢
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.00,0:06:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,菲林好貴嘅
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.00,0:06:16.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,菲林亦唔冇得用快門連拍三百張
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.32,0:06:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,然後畀你揀笑容最燦爛嘅一張\N來做聖誕卡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.00,0:06:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你就想啦
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.04,0:06:24.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,攝影師只會幫你著靚件衫，企好
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.75,0:06:27.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,再叫你喺佢嘅要求底下\N喺架爛鬼相機面前笑
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.35,0:06:29.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,或者你可以做吻別生日派對嘅姿勢
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.27,0:06:34.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,但係，我仍然有一大堆\N虛偽嘅童年開心照
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.13,0:06:35.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,但我好開心
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.25,0:06:38.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,因為根據研究我會冇咁容易離婚
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.16,0:06:42.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,咁仲又有咩可以維繫你嘅婚姻呢？
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.29,0:06:45.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,千奇唔好攞奧斯卡最佳女演員獎
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.88,0:06:47.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,（臺下笑聲）
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.50,0:06:48.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我係認真嘅
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.65,0:06:51.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bettie Davis, Joan Crawford,\NHallie Berry, Hillary Swank
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.95,0:06:53.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sandra Bullock, Reese Witherspoon
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.91,0:06:57.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,佢哋全部喺攞完獎之後就離婚
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.60,0:06:59.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,啲人稱呢個係奧斯卡詛咒
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.84,0:07:01.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,佢係婚姻嘅終結之物
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.78,0:07:03.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,係一定要避免嘅嘢
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.56,0:07:08.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,但呢唔係淨淨係攞演藝獎先至危險
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.56,0:07:15.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,連睇齣愛情喜劇都一樣會令關係破碎
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.50,0:07:17.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,（臺下笑聲）
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.43,0:07:18.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,顯然
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.28,0:07:24.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,睇齣愛情喜劇搞到關係破裂呢樣嘢\N未試過喺我哋身上發生
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.14,0:07:25.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,亦唔太可能發生
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.87,0:07:29.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,但喜劇亦令我哋現實生活睇起嚟更慘
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.72,0:07:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,理論上
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.00,0:07:35.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,如果我哋反而揀一齣有謀殺案
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.11,0:07:36.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,或者汽車爆炸死人嘅戲睇
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.76,0:07:38.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我哋離開戲院嗰陣
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.49,0:07:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,反而覺得自己幾好呀
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.00,0:07:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,（笑聲）
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.89,0:07:48.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,飲酒睇起來會破壞婚姻
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.09,0:07:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,係啊
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.15,0:07:51.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,飲酒我講唔到啲咩
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.81,0:07:53.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,因為我讀完個標題就冇再讀落去
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.78,0:07:55.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,但係跟住落嚟就更恐怖：
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.33,0:07:58.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,離婚係會傳染嘅
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.08,0:08:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,非常正確。當你嘅朋友選擇離婚
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.00,0:08:05.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你自己離婚嘅幾率會上升 75%
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.98,0:08:09.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,但我又唔太贊同呢一點
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.07,0:08:14.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我同我老公身邊嘅好多朋友\N都係離婚分家收場
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.69,0:08:16.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,然後到咗我哋咁嘅年紀
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.57,0:08:21.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,面對呢個色情聊天、偉哥\N同用網上戀愛交友盛行嘅年代
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.77,0:08:24.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,好辛苦咁做返單身
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.36,0:08:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我自己興幸可以以朋友為鑒
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.00,0:08:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,而唔需要終身婚姻質詢
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.81,0:08:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,宜家你會諗，點解要結婚？
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.29,0:08:38.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,基本上美國政府會對已婚者
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.61,0:08:42.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,提供超過一千項福利
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.35,0:08:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,包括另一半坐監時探監嘅權利
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.00,0:08:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,——但我諗你哋唔需要呢樣啦
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.79,0:08:51.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,除咗呢啲福利
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.91,0:08:54.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,已婚夫婦嘅收入更高
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.12,0:08:56.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,身體更健康
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.29,0:08:58.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,心智更開朗
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.32,0:09:03.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我哋可以培育更健康、更穩重\N同更成功嘅下一代
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.88,0:09:09.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,信唔信都好，我哋比單身嘅朋友\N有更多嘅性生活
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.35,0:09:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我哋活得更長命
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.00,0:09:17.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你亦可以用長命做理由\N同你心儀嘅人講「我要同你結婚」
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.74,0:09:18.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,（笑聲）
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.52,0:09:24.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,宜家你可能體驗唔到\N夫婦共同報稅嘅好處
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.09,0:09:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我教唔到你點揾到一個鐘意做家務
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.00,0:09:30.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,有幾乎理想嘅身材同魅力
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.38,0:09:31.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,又鐘意睇恐怖片
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.57,0:09:34.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,但身邊又唔多離婚嘅朋友嘅男人或女人
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.39,0:09:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,但係我只係可以建議你試一試
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.00,0:09:39.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,因為好處——正如我所講
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.57,0:09:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,對你好有影響
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.58,0:09:44.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,重點係︰無論你已婚\N或者仲喺度揾另一半
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.79,0:09:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我相信婚姻係一個
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.00,0:09:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,值得去經營同維護嘅公司
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.36,0:09:52.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,所以我希望你哋可以善用今日學到嘅嘢
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.76,0:09:56.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,用自己嘅強項嚟抗衡自己嘅風險
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.44,0:10:00.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,例如，我覺得我個人嘅婚姻尚可啦
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.14,0:10:02.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,喺一方面
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.41,0:10:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我老公嘅身材冇得頂
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.00,0:10:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,仲好英俊
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.00,0:10:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,所以我絕對有需要谷肥佢
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.00,0:10:11.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,正如我所講
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.60,0:10:16.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我哋有離婚嘅朋友秘密\N或者無意咁想拆散我哋
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.32,0:10:19.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,所以我哋要多加留意人哋嘅一舉一動
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.08,0:10:22.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我哋有時仲會歎一兩杯雞尾酒
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.78,0:10:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,喺另一方面
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.00,0:10:26.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我有好多假開心相
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.40,0:10:30.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我老公又會不停咁做家務
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.31,0:10:34.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,亦喺有生之年樂意唔睇愛情喜劇
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.78,0:10:37.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,於是我擁有美好婚姻嘅一切
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.62,0:10:38.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,但為咗以防萬一
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.81,0:10:44.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我會更加努力唔攞奧斯卡獎
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.24,0:10:46.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你哋為咗自己嘅婚姻
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.31,0:10:48.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我建議你哋都做同樣嘅事
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.10,0:10:51.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,做完之後，我哋下次出嚟飲酒傾
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.47,0:10:52.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,（掌聲）