0:00:12.520,0:00:15.592
Oh no! The 4 is missing!

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I'm taking it. Great.

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Did it come out? Give it to me.[br]Bring it over.

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Give it to me.

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It came out great.[br]See that?

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- You see that?[br]- No.

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OK, off you go.[br]Now listen up, kids.

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Today I'm going to tell you[br]about the striking techniques...

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...of the new generation of[br]world football players.

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But first an overview of football.

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Power is everything in football, kids.

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Be like a hippo.

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Be like a bear.

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Show your power on the field.

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How are you going to do that?

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Look.[br]What's this?

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- A shoe.[br]- Notjust a shoe!

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A weapon, it's a weapon.

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The most important weapon in football.[br]What's this?

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- A shoe's toe?[br]- It's what you use for a toe kick.

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Use your toe to kick.

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Don't bother with your instep.[br]Just kick with your toe

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- Understand?[br]- Understood.

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The real footballers are[br]Hami Mandirali... Ünal Karaman.

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Ayi Gökmen.[br]Rambo Yusuf.

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Recep from Besiktas.

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They reverse shots into their[br]own goals. But they show power.

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Oan you follow me?

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- Are you with me so far?[br]- Yes.

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Well then let me demonstrate...

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...using Hayrettin.[br]Hayrettin, go to the goal.

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Right, kids.[br]Are you going to learn toe-kicks?

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Yes, we are!

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Let's go, little tigers![br]Watch closely.

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In the name of God.

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He's out.

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He's out cold. Take[br]Hayrettin to the hospital.

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Leave him at the clinic. Run.

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Run.

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- Dig up to the corner of that building...[br]- Stay there.

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Right up to the corner...

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What's up?

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- Recep, your shoe.[br]- Thanks. Get back to work.

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- What are you doing here?[br]- It's no problem. We're exploring.

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What are you exploring?[br]This is the same old Güngören.

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Lf's there's anything to explore[br]let's do it together.

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Sir, we're the property owners.[br]Ali Bey bought this lot.

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We're doing a land survey.[br]A building's going up here.

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Hey!

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You might be the owners[br]but we're the locals!

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Are you conning us? This is the only[br]football field in the neighborhood.

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Kids have been playing here for years.

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Ibrahim left the lot to us[br]when I was a kid.

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Anyway, he left the neighborhood.

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We're talking about the same thing.[br]Ibrahim has left.

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But he's left for good. Poof.[br]It's just as well he's gone.

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He'd be miserable if he[br]saw what things have come to.

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The way his relatives fought[br]after he died. Oh boy.

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All that fighting and[br]carrying on.

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I had to intervene with the help[br]of the police.

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His boss is the rich Ali Alkantara.

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I called him and said,[br]"Oome over here, Ali."

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"There's some land with[br]complications. Buy it," I said.

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"I've got no expectations.[br]Build a multi-storey building on it."

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Hey! What's all this about?

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I said this, he did that.[br]What are you trying to say?

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- But...[br]- Shut up.

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- I mean...[br]- Shut up.

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You're getting on my nerves.

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I won't let anyone build[br]on this lot.

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This is our football field.[br]I'll talk to this Ali Bey if I have to.

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I'll explain it to Ali Bey.[br]Now take me to Ali Bey.

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Get going. I'm following you.

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Lead the way.

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Greetings, brother.[br]- Greetings.

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- Are you Ali Alkantara?[br]- Yes, I'm Ali Alkantara.

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I'm Recep Ivedik.

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From what I heard,[br]You've bought our football field.

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You've decided to build on it.

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I won't let you do that, brother.

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We've been playing football there[br]since I was a boy.

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I played ball there, and now[br]a new generation of kids are playing.

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Understand, brother?

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That's what I won't let you[br]build on that lot.

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Get that into your head.[br]- I sank money in that lot.

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I made an investment.[br]Why should I care what you say?

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I'll give you such a smack!

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Get your dog off me.[br]I'll speak plainly, Ali.

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You might be some kind of mafioso,[br]but there's nothing I won't do, Ali Bey.

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Wise up, Ali Bey.

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Don't piss me off, Ali Bey.

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I've got ways to get what[br]I want, too, Ali Bey.

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Who cares what you think?[br]I made an investment.

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- I paid good money.[br]- How much did you pay?

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- 250,000.[br]- I'll give you 300,000.

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Sell me that lot.

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- Recep, what 300,000?[br]- Business is business, Nurullah.

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We'll play by his rules.

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It's all yours.

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Take it.

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This promissory note must[br]paid off in three months.

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If it's not, I'll take a bulldozer[br]to the lot.

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You're a weird guy.[br]What are you all about?

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Are you a softie or a mafioso,[br]it's hard to tell.

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- You've got 3 months.[br]- OK, OK.

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A promise is a promise.[br]I'll bring the money within 3 months...

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...and the lot is mine, OK?[br]- OK, the lot's yours.

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Now if you'll excuse us.[br]Get going, Nurullah.

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Greetings.[br]- Greetings.

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First, let me say 'good evening'.

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First, I'm going to brief you.[br]Then I'll explain.

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I was coaching the kids today...

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...when a bunch of guys came and[br]said they'd bought the field.

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Our football field for all these years.

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The football field where...

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...we have been playing[br]all these years, since we were kids.

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An oasis in the middle[br]of all this concrete.

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Do you follow me?

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I immediately set off to see[br]the entrepreneur who'd bought it.

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I went there and talked to him.

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I offered him more than[br]he'd paid for it...

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...and got the lot back for[br]our neighborhood.

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- Good for you.[br]- You're a real man.

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But it came at a price.

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You wonder how much.

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300,000 lira. I'm screwed.

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That's a lot of money.

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That's why I'm in trouble.[br]I'm screwed.

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Actually we're all screwed.

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If I'm screwed, we're all screwed.[br]A real daisy chain.

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Am I the fall guy here?[br]If I'm screwed, so are you.

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It's that simple.

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I'll shut up now.

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And that's why now...

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...I'm asking you to empty[br]your pockets into the bag...

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...Nurullah is holding,[br]to help shoulder the expense.

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Oome on, let's see what you got.

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Look, a bottle cap.

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Someone threw in nail clippers.

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What a bunch of donkeys.

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Look at this. Someone put in[br]a cotton swab

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A used cotton swab.

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It's covered with yellow[br]ear wax.

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Look, smell it.

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Who would do that to the kids?

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We need money for the kids.[br]Put that aside.

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I'll send that to Mehmet at forensics[br]and find out who did it.

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I suspect it was Servet.

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But when I have it checked[br]and once we've got some DNA...

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...I'll get a sample from him.[br]Get it?

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But not with a swab from his ear.

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Add this...

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- 54.70.[br]- Add this.

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- 55.70.[br]- You can sell the lighter to the grocer.

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Finished. How much altogether?

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- 55.70.[br]- That's shameful.

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It's embarassing.

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Just 55.70 from[br]30-40 people?

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This won't do.[br]We won't get anywhere with them.

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We need to find some[br]guys with full pockets.

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Get it? Guys who[br]have cash in buckets.

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Get it? Big shots with rolls[br]of fat on their necks.

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They're the ones with money.[br]We'll milk them for it.

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We'll get them to donate.[br]That's how it works.

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Hello. Good day, sir.

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I'd like to speak to Rahmi Koç.

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Well, where is he?[br]Out?

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What do you mean by 'out'?

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If you tell me his exact location[br]I might be able to catch him.

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It's about a piece of land[br]and some money.

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We only need him to[br]give us a little.

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Then give me his son.[br]Give me Mustafa Koç.

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Where is he? Ah, playing golf.

0:10:00.880,0:10:02.438
Then give me the other one.

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Give me Ali Koç.[br]The handsome one.

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At a match? He's forever[br]out playing football.

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Give me his little brother,[br]Kamil Koç.

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Kamil Koç isn't a family member?[br]Have you disowned him?

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What a shame an old family like[br]yours can't even share.

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He's out on the road every day,[br]this Kamil Koç.

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Hang up, then[br]Hang up.

0:10:23.280,0:10:25.635
Get a load of that secretary.[br]You'd think her surname was Koç.

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'I' before 'e'...

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...except after 'c'.

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Receive, not recieve.

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Hello, Özge darling.[br]Is that you?

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You're not Özge Ulusoy?

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Don't try to tell me it's the wrong[br]number. This is your home phone.

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You're the same old Özge Ulusoy.[br]Please.

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Get us some of your dad's money.[br]Who's your dad?

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Isn't your dad Yilmaz Ulusoy?[br]What do you mean, no?

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Özge Ulusoy isn't from the[br]Ulusoy family?

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I'm not falling for that.

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You can't pull[br]that with me, Özge.

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OK then, Özge.[br]We can't see eye to eye.

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OK, Özge.[br]I don't need you.

0:11:01.120,0:11:03.429
I don't need you.[br]Give me your big brother.

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Give me your big brother,[br]Çagatay Ulusoy.

0:11:05.680,0:11:07.159
What do you mean, Çagatay Ulusoy[br]isn't your brother?

0:11:07.440,0:11:10.193
What do you mean[br]you're not even related?

0:11:10.680,0:11:15.231
Nearly all the rich and famous[br]share the same last names.

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Damn you.

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Damn you to hell.

0:11:19.160,0:11:21.355
You're not what you seem.

0:11:21.520,0:11:23.192
And your belly button's really high.

0:11:23.400,0:11:26.039
Friends tell painful truths.[br]Your navel's almost in your mouth.

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This'll never work.

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We have to get to the mother Iode.

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An exception to the i before e rule.

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I know I remember one.

0:11:34.640,0:11:37.359
But does the rule[br]apply to digraphs?

0:11:38.040,0:11:39.189
What about 'science'?

0:11:39.520,0:11:41.590
Hello. Good day.

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Is that Tübitak? Put a few businessmen[br]on the line, one after another.

0:11:45.680,0:11:47.113
No, put them through to me,[br]not each other.

0:11:47.360,0:11:49.430
There are no businessmen?[br]Well what have you got?

0:11:49.640,0:11:52.393
Scientists?[br]Tübitak should have businessmen.

0:11:52.560,0:11:55.552
Doesn't it stand for "The Leading[br]Businessmen of Turkey"?

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That's Tüsiad? Tüsiad?

0:11:57.800,0:12:00.075
First time I heard of it.[br]I've never heard of Tüsiad.

0:12:00.280,0:12:03.829
I know a few organizations:[br]UEFA, TJK, Turkish Language Board.

0:12:04.000,0:12:07.470
Those are the ones I know.[br]Tüsiad's a mystery to me.

0:12:07.840,0:12:09.193
Sorry about that.

0:12:09.360,0:12:11.430
May God protect you[br]and help you think clearly.

0:12:11.640,0:12:14.200
Eat lots of molasses and tahini.[br]It's good for the brain.

0:12:14.640,0:12:17.916
Guys, I trust you but you've never[br]done anything useful.

0:12:18.640,0:12:20.551
We haven't even managed to launch[br]a satellite in all these years.

0:12:20.720,0:12:22.472
Where did we launch it?

0:12:22.720,0:12:25.871
But from where? Wasn't it from[br]French Guiana?

0:12:26.040,0:12:27.439
Be a little enterprising.[br]Be a little productive.

0:12:27.600,0:12:29.989
OK, hang up. Out it short[br]and hang up.

0:12:30.320,0:12:31.799
Hang up.

0:12:32.400,0:12:34.868
That scientist over there[br]is giving me advice.

0:12:36.040,0:12:37.712
Here I am working away and[br]what are you doing?

0:12:37.920,0:12:39.353
You're playing games.

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I'm the only one here[br]working for the kids.

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Whoa...

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Slow down.

0:12:50.440,0:12:51.873
I'll do something like this.

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Quick, take me to that cubicle.

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Quickly. Step on it.

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- Is this the purchasing department?[br]- Yes.

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Ah. Hello.

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I've got a deal for you.

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If I said I had a nice, live...

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...stone-free, well filtering,[br]nicely marbled with fat...

0:13:11.600,0:13:14.717
...4- 5 kilo brand new kidney,[br]how much would you pay for it?

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- Kidney, sir?[br]- A human kidney. My own kidney.

0:13:18.320,0:13:20.117
I'm sorry, sir.[br]There's been a misunderstanding.

0:13:20.280,0:13:22.953
This is the purchasing department.[br]We buy medical equipment.

0:13:23.120,0:13:24.712
- We don't buy kidneys and such.[br]- I see.

0:13:25.400,0:13:27.709
- Spleens?[br]- For goodness sake.

0:13:27.960,0:13:30.030
Get a spleen. It improves the blood.[br]It's medical equipment.

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Sir, this is a hospital not an abattoir.

0:13:32.840,0:13:34.068
And I've got work to do.

0:13:34.240,0:13:36.629
I'll give you my small intestine.[br]You can make chitlins.

0:13:36.840,0:13:38.796
I have more than I can use.

0:13:39.000,0:13:41.560
I eat, and out it goes.[br]Eat, and out it goes.

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Fix me up a direct exit.[br]I'll eat and shit all at once.

0:13:44.760,0:13:46.796
Now you've gone too far.[br]I won't have that filth.

0:13:46.960,0:13:48.678
It's time you left.[br]I'm busy.

0:13:48.840,0:13:50.876
- You won't take my kidney?[br]- No sir, we won't.

0:13:51.040,0:13:53.474
You won't take anything of mine?[br]- What of yours could I take?

0:13:53.640,0:13:56.200
Now let me show you out.

0:13:58.320,0:14:00.550
Sorry, my hand bumped it.[br]Sorry.

0:14:00.720,0:14:03.632
- Be careful.[br]- Sorry, my hand bumped it.

0:14:03.840,0:14:05.512
Sorry.

0:14:18.560,0:14:20.232
- You're the branch manager?[br]- Yes, what is it?

0:14:20.400,0:14:22.356
Ah, I was looking for you.

0:14:22.640,0:14:25.234
- Yes?[br]- Hello.

0:14:25.880,0:14:27.393
How can I help you?

0:14:27.800,0:14:30.189
It's about a loan.

0:14:30.480,0:14:32.948
What kind of loan?[br]A personal loan?

0:14:33.120,0:14:34.235
Home or vehicle?

0:14:34.400,0:14:37.392
A personal loan.[br]- Have you decided how much?

0:14:37.640,0:14:38.959
- Yes.[br]- How much?

0:14:39.160,0:14:40.388
300,000.

0:14:40.640,0:14:42.392
- How much?[br]- 300,000 lira.

0:14:42.640,0:14:44.676
Sir, we can't extend a loan that high.

0:14:44.880,0:14:47.269
We usually approve amounts[br]between 5000 and 10,000.

0:14:47.520,0:14:50.318
Ma'am, if all I needed was 5-10[br]thousand why would I come here?

0:14:50.520,0:14:51.839
- This is a bank, isn't it?[br]- Yes.

0:14:52.080,0:14:54.469
Well, I could collect 5-10 thousand[br]from my friends if I wanted to.

0:14:54.640,0:14:56.551
What's your advantage in[br]being a bank?

0:14:56.720,0:14:59.075
- But sir, like I said...[br]- Button it.

0:14:59.480,0:15:00.993
- Sir...[br]- Button it.

0:15:01.600,0:15:04.558
It's called a personal loan, right?[br]- Yes, a personal loan.

0:15:04.760,0:15:07.274
Well I'm a person and[br]I need 300,000.

0:15:07.440,0:15:08.839
We can't approve a sum that large.

0:15:09.000,0:15:11.673
It's impossible for us to give you a[br]personal loan for that sun.

0:15:11.920,0:15:14.912
It's a sum, not a sun.[br]First let's make that clear.

0:15:15.200,0:15:18.317
The sun is what shines down on us[br]by the grace of God.

0:15:18.600,0:15:21.034
Sum. I've got a way with words,[br]you see.

0:15:21.200,0:15:23.350
- Alright.[br]- Look, I visited a bunch of banks...

0:15:23.680,0:15:26.035
...and chose yours because it[br]seemed best.

0:15:26.360,0:15:29.158
I'm not chosen; I choose.[br]I'll leave and go to a different bank.

0:15:29.480,0:15:31.436
I'll walk out and go to[br]a different bank.

0:15:31.640,0:15:34.757
OK, sir. Let me have your ID card[br]and I'll see what I can do.

0:15:35.200,0:15:37.475
That's more like it.[br]Here's my ID.

0:15:38.480,0:15:40.596
Sir, what's this?[br]- My identification.

0:15:41.480,0:15:43.072
- Your what?[br]- Identification.

0:15:43.440,0:15:46.113
- My ID.[br]- I can't proceed with this.

0:15:46.360,0:15:49.318
It's not clear it's you.[br]You'll have to renew it.

0:15:49.480,0:15:52.836
That's my ID. Give it here. Look.

0:15:53.120,0:15:56.590
See? The same wild eyes.[br]The same round face...

0:15:56.800,0:15:59.234
...and the same black unibrow.[br]Here.

0:15:59.440,0:16:01.670
Sir, your card doesn't even[br]have an ID number.

0:16:01.840,0:16:02.829
I can't process your application.

0:16:03.000,0:16:05.639
Ma'am I've been a Turkish citizen[br]for 37 years.

0:16:05.800,0:16:09.031
And I've never heard anything about[br]an ID number.

0:16:09.240,0:16:12.038
I swear you're the first person[br]to bring it up.

0:16:12.320,0:16:14.629
Sir, you need to renew your card.

0:16:14.800,0:16:16.597
Otherwise we can't give you any loans.

0:16:16.760,0:16:18.398
- Give me a mortgage.[br]- I'm sorry.

0:16:18.560,0:16:20.198
- Give me a consumer loan.[br]- Sir, please.

0:16:20.360,0:16:21.349
- Job training loan?[br]- No.

0:16:21.520,0:16:23.909
- A farm cooperative loan.[br]- Sir, what are you talking about?

0:16:24.080,0:16:26.469
I'll go into cotton and hazelnuts[br]with whatever's left over.

0:16:26.880,0:16:28.359
Sir, please. I can't help you.

0:16:28.520,0:16:30.988
Ma'am you sure are strict.[br]Outside work, it's another story.

0:16:31.160,0:16:32.957
There's plenty of credit for everyone.

0:16:33.160,0:16:34.752
I give up.

0:16:38.840,0:16:41.229
I've got another proposal.[br]- What?

0:16:41.760,0:16:43.478
Oome closer.

0:16:43.840,0:16:45.796
Oome real close.

0:16:48.640,0:16:50.039
Oome here.

0:16:54.160,0:16:55.912
I checked there aren't any bugs.

0:16:57.960,0:17:00.315
- I need 300,000.[br]- Yes?

0:17:00.480,0:17:02.948
Arrange 350,000...

0:17:03.360,0:17:05.510
...and I'll withdraw it...

0:17:05.760,0:17:09.719
...and meet you in the parking lot[br]where I'll skim off 50,000...

0:17:09.920,0:17:12.559
...and stick it in[br]the lining of your skirt

0:17:12.760,0:17:15.319
What are you talking about?[br]- That's what I'll do.

0:17:15.680,0:17:19.559
It'll be a win-win for us both.

0:17:19.839,0:17:22.194
What are you saying?[br]I've had it with you.

0:17:22.440,0:17:23.998
Why would I meet you in the parking lot?

0:17:24.200,0:17:26.270
I'll save you from corporate slavery.

0:17:26.680,0:17:28.591
Leave the room at once![br]- What's wrong?

0:17:28.760,0:17:30.557
You've offered me a bribe.

0:17:30.760,0:17:32.910
- Not a bribe, a donation.[br]- What?

0:17:33.080,0:17:35.833
I'll do it as a donation.[br]I'll even give you a receipt.

0:17:36.080,0:17:37.991
You scratch my back...[br]Get it?

0:17:38.200,0:17:40.668
Get out of here.[br]Leave here at once. Enough!

0:17:41.160,0:17:43.116
You won't even nibble, will you?[br]- That's right.

0:17:43.240,0:17:44.958
I showed you 100 different ways.

0:17:45.120,0:17:47.475
You won't even let me get[br]to first base.

0:17:47.720,0:17:49.472
Go or I'll call security.

0:17:49.640,0:17:51.153
Where am I supposed to[br]find the money?

0:17:51.320,0:17:52.912
That doesn't concern me.[br]Find it wherever.

0:17:53.200,0:17:56.158
Should I steal?[br]Should I shoot someone?

0:17:56.840,0:17:59.718
- Should I sell my body?[br]- I don't care. Do what you want.

0:17:59.880,0:18:02.348
- My, oh my.[br]- Why are you getting on my nerves?

0:18:02.640,0:18:05.393
Why won't you help me?

0:18:05.680,0:18:08.956
Why won't you help me?[br]Is it so hard?

0:18:09.360,0:18:12.033
I'm asking you, ma'am.[br]Is it so hard?

0:18:12.400,0:18:15.631
As if I wanted it for myself.

0:18:16.120,0:18:18.475
You'd think it was for me.

0:18:18.800,0:18:20.153
If I want it for myself...

0:18:20.320,0:18:23.995
...my wild animals gnaw me to death.

0:18:24.880,0:18:27.030
May they gnaw at my heart

0:18:27.320,0:18:30.312
May they spoon out my eyes.

0:18:30.720,0:18:33.280
May they tear out my liver[br]And eat me alive...

0:18:33.480,0:18:35.391
...if I want it for myself.[br]Shame on you.

0:18:35.560,0:18:39.075
- I wanted it for the kids.[br]- Get out!

0:18:39.680,0:18:43.468
So you lure me into your office[br]by promising me a loan.

0:18:43.720,0:18:47.030
And then comes the sexual harassment.

0:18:47.360,0:18:49.715
You tug down your stockings[br]with your foot, like this.

0:18:49.880,0:18:53.316
And move on to the crotch area.[br]Tugging at it.

0:18:53.560,0:18:56.199
- Pervert[br]- You disgraceful aphrodisiac.

0:18:56.520,0:18:59.239
Disgraceful aphrodisiac.[br]With your nipples all hard.

0:18:59.480,0:19:01.755
Shame on you.

0:19:09.280,0:19:12.317
Primates enjoy warm water.

0:19:12.840,0:19:17.391
They're making the most of their[br]friendship up in a tree.

0:19:17.800,0:19:19.119
Oh, look at that.

0:19:19.360,0:19:21.555
My how he loves the taste of snot.

0:19:21.960,0:19:24.474
And enjoys eating it.

0:19:29.400,0:19:31.550
Are you ready to live and compete...

0:19:31.800,0:19:34.268
...on a tropical island?

0:19:34.560,0:19:37.358
If you think you're fit and strong...

0:19:37.680,0:19:39.238
...this desert island awaits you.

0:19:39.400,0:19:42.597
Out of the competition will emerge[br]only one winner.

0:19:42.880,0:19:45.838
And that person will go home[br]with 500,000 lira.

0:19:46.160,0:19:48.037
'Desert Island' is beginning.

0:19:48.320,0:19:50.117
Look, they said the grand prize[br]is 500,000.

0:19:50.280,0:19:53.477
I'm not going to a deserted island.[br]That much I won't do.

0:19:53.640,0:19:55.949
- Why won't you go the island?[br]- No, I'm not up to it.

0:19:56.120,0:19:59.476
I don't want to. Don't push me.[br]I can't live in those conditions.

0:19:59.640,0:20:02.393
In what conditions?[br]You live the same way here.

0:20:02.560,0:20:04.755
Here you crap in kitty litter,[br]there you crap in sand.

0:20:04.920,0:20:07.195
You live in a hut here,[br]you live in a hut there.

0:20:07.360,0:20:10.079
I'm afraid of flying.[br]I can't go.

0:20:10.240,0:20:12.470
You can take a pill and sleep[br]the whole way there.

0:20:12.640,0:20:15.598
I can't sleep when someone is[br]sitting next to me.

0:20:15.760,0:20:17.398
Someone could grope me[br]while I'm asleep.

0:20:17.560,0:20:20.518
- You promised the neighborhood.[br]- I didn't make a promise like that.

0:20:20.760,0:20:22.796
I said I'd buy the lot,[br]and somehow we will.

0:20:22.960,0:20:25.349
But how? What could be a[br]better chance than this?

0:20:25.680,0:20:27.398
How else will you find 500,000[br]all at once?

0:20:27.560,0:20:28.470
No, I can't.

0:20:28.640,0:20:30.915
Think of the kids.[br]You promised them.

0:20:31.080,0:20:33.719
They'll lose their football field...

0:20:34.240,0:20:36.800
You mentioned the kids.[br]That's my weak spot.

0:20:37.120,0:20:39.350
You got right to my weak spot.

0:20:39.520,0:20:41.715
You hit me where it hurts most.

0:20:42.280,0:20:43.998
OK, I'll go.

0:20:44.240,0:20:46.549
I'll go.[br]Let's apply.

0:20:56.200,0:20:57.428
- Excuse me?[br]- Yes?

0:20:57.600,0:21:00.319
Where do I apply for 'The Island'?

0:21:00.480,0:21:03.597
Applications are online, sir.[br]And today was the last day.

0:21:03.760,0:21:04.749
It's over. You're too late.

0:21:04.920,0:21:07.275
What do you mean - too late?[br]There are all these people here.

0:21:07.440,0:21:09.271
I want to apply, too.[br]Give me a form.

0:21:09.440,0:21:10.509
It's over. Sorry.

0:21:10.680,0:21:12.079
You've got one. Let me fill it out.

0:21:12.240,0:21:13.639
Stop it! Orazy or what!

0:21:13.800,0:21:15.074
What do you mean, over?

0:21:15.240,0:21:17.231
It's not over until I say it is.

0:21:17.400,0:21:19.470
It's not over until I say so.

0:21:35.640,0:21:38.359
- Hello, The Island?[br]- Hello. The Island.

0:21:38.640,0:21:40.153
I'm here for The Island too.

0:21:44.360,0:21:46.032
You don't look the type for[br]The Island.

0:21:46.200,0:21:48.270
What's that supposed to mean?[br]- You've got a potbelly.

0:21:48.440,0:21:50.795
A bald head. A bushy beard.

0:21:51.040,0:21:53.349
Your arteries are clogged with butter.[br]Your heart' s barely beating.

0:21:53.520,0:21:54.919
Your liver's already dead.

0:21:55.080,0:21:58.072
The sun would knock you out.[br]You won't get out alive. Go home.

0:21:58.240,0:22:00.310
I've always been healthy.[br]Nothing's wrong with me.

0:22:00.480,0:22:01.913
- Give me your form.[br]- Hey, what are you doing?

0:22:02.080,0:22:03.593
Give me the form.[br]And give me that, too.

0:22:03.840,0:22:05.512
Give me your points. Now go home.[br]- The competition?

0:22:05.680,0:22:06.635
Go home!

0:22:09.600,0:22:12.558
Look, there are auditions for[br]The X Factor right over there.

0:22:12.920,0:22:15.912
A dog won last year. An orang-utan[br]has a good chance this year.

0:22:16.080,0:22:17.229
Go get in line.

0:22:21.480,0:22:23.072
Let's keep moving.

0:22:25.480,0:22:26.993
Hello.

0:22:27.920,0:22:29.876
Should I stand here,[br]On the red dot?

0:22:30.240,0:22:31.389
Berke Göksu.

0:22:31.680,0:22:33.750
That should be Recep Ivedik.[br]It's written wrong.

0:22:33.920,0:22:36.673
What? You wrote your name wrong?[br]Didn't you fill it out yourself?

0:22:36.840,0:22:39.274
No, I didn't. I had a bad hand[br]so I gave it to a friend.

0:22:39.480,0:22:42.950
He wrote his name not mine[br]by mistake. The guy's a moron.

0:22:43.160,0:22:45.958
That's not you in the photo.[br]You haven't got any hair in it.

0:22:46.120,0:22:48.509
The photo's me.[br]It's a picture of me.

0:22:48.680,0:22:50.079
I was like that 6 months ago.

0:22:50.240,0:22:52.629
I had a hair transplant.[br]I had hair plug therapy.

0:22:52.800,0:22:55.234
- Plugs all over my head.[br]- You added eyebrows too, I see.

0:22:55.400,0:22:57.834
There's a different reason for that.[br]Erectile dysfunction pills.

0:22:58.160,0:23:00.071
Hairiness is a side effect.

0:23:00.240,0:23:02.276
Hairiness and madness.

0:23:02.520,0:23:04.476
Here in the brows and[br]at the fork.

0:23:04.640,0:23:06.312
- At the fork?[br]- Yeah, the ass crack.

0:23:06.680,0:23:08.671
Where the cheeks meet.[br]It looks like a fork.

0:23:08.920,0:23:10.797
OK, I got it. No more details.

0:23:11.080,0:23:14.197
Tell us about yourself.[br]What kind of person is Recep?

0:23:14.640,0:23:16.710
I'm aggressive. I have complexes.

0:23:17.080,0:23:19.878
When I open up[br]I'm like a pussy cat.

0:23:20.040,0:23:22.031
I give and give to those I love.

0:23:22.200,0:23:24.509
But I take and take from those I hate.

0:23:24.680,0:23:26.477
I'll exploit those I hate[br]right to the marrow.

0:23:26.840,0:23:29.479
That's the way I am,[br]my nature.

0:23:29.760,0:23:32.194
Do you think you can handle[br]the conditions on the island?

0:23:32.360,0:23:36.512
I don't think they'll cause me trouble.[br]There's nothing special about them.

0:23:36.720,0:23:39.917
On the island, we'll eat what we find.

0:23:40.080,0:23:41.718
Right? Meals aren't served.

0:23:41.880,0:23:43.791
It's the same in Istanbul.[br]I eat what I find.

0:23:44.120,0:23:45.599
I don't think it'll be any different.

0:23:45.760,0:23:48.911
As far as the toilet,[br]I think that on the island...

0:23:49.440,0:23:51.954
...you crap in a ditch.[br]That's what they say.

0:23:52.320,0:23:55.278
If that's the case, I've got a ditch[br]in my house in Istanbul.

0:23:55.440,0:23:57.635
I crap into it the same way.

0:23:57.960,0:24:00.872
That's the system. My toilet's been[br]broken for two years.

0:24:01.120,0:24:03.998
I got a big plastic wash basin and[br]filled it with kitty litter, menthol.

0:24:04.320,0:24:07.232
I crap into it. I've been popping in[br]kitty litter for 2 years.

0:24:08.320,0:24:10.550
Do you really think you can[br]win The Island?

0:24:10.720,0:24:12.233
If I don't win, I'm a liar and a cheat.

0:24:12.400,0:24:16.109
- What will you do with the prize money?[br]- What's it to you, lady?

0:24:16.360,0:24:18.396
Thank you.[br]You can expect a call.

0:24:18.560,0:24:20.790
- When will you call?[br]- Within a few days.

0:24:20.960,0:24:23.474
But which day?[br]Today, tomorrow, the next day?

0:24:23.640,0:24:25.551
Am I expected to wait by the phone?

0:24:25.720,0:24:28.314
Within a few days.[br]We need to evaluate the forms.

0:24:28.480,0:24:31.119
There are other candidates. We'll call[br]when we're ready. OK?

0:24:31.280,0:24:32.599
Off you go.

0:24:32.760,0:24:34.637
Thank you.

0:24:35.000,0:24:36.479
Off you go, thanks.

0:24:36.920,0:24:38.876
We haven't shaken hands.

0:24:39.560,0:24:42.472
That's right, dear neighbors.[br]Your brother is going off

0:24:42.760,0:24:45.069
...to a faraway place,[br]to strange islands...

0:24:45.280,0:24:48.078
...to represent you[br]What are you going to do?

0:24:48.240,0:24:51.232
What is it your duty to do?[br]To support me.

0:24:51.400,0:24:54.756
Remember to send your brother[br]lots of text messages...

0:24:54.960,0:24:58.316
...especially on elimination nights.

0:24:58.480,0:25:00.835
When I come back after a month...

0:25:01.080,0:25:04.709
...I'll check your phone records[br]to see who sent messages.

0:25:05.000,0:25:09.471
If I find out you haven't texted, I'll be[br]at you like the black angel of death.

0:25:09.800,0:25:12.872
I'd never threaten.[br]I just... offer advice.

0:25:13.160,0:25:15.037
I ask you, as a brother.

0:25:15.200,0:25:19.113
But if you don't you'll regret[br]you were ever born.

0:25:19.560,0:25:21.551
Text. OK, friends?

0:25:21.880,0:25:24.314
With your support...

0:25:24.560,0:25:28.030
...I'll come back from[br]that island a winner.

0:25:30.440,0:25:32.590
Off you go, Recep.[br]Go in health.

0:25:33.000,0:25:35.116
Win and come back safely.[br]- Thanks, brother.

0:25:35.360,0:25:37.078
You'll be in charge around here[br]while I'm gone, right Toraman?

0:25:37.240,0:25:39.276
Here, Recep. Enjoy it.

0:25:39.560,0:25:41.676
What have you done?

0:25:42.000,0:25:44.514
I wish you'd given me this earlier.[br]I'd have roasted it.

0:25:44.680,0:25:47.638
Recep, my mom made this for you.

0:25:47.800,0:25:49.233
I'll text all the time.

0:25:49.400,0:25:51.960
Thanks, Rifat the Moron.

0:25:52.120,0:25:55.192
- Thanks.[br]- Take this to remember us.

0:25:55.360,0:25:58.238
And you'll coach the team,[br]Hayrettin.

0:25:58.400,0:25:59.674
OK? Keep drilling.

0:25:59.840,0:26:01.876
Teach the boys offside tactics.

0:26:02.040,0:26:04.998
- OK.[br]- Alright. May God watch over you all.

0:26:09.000,0:26:12.993
Goodbye, Recep.[br]Go and return like water.

0:26:15.960,0:26:19.475
What are you doing, Mualla?[br]Just look at this car.

0:26:19.640,0:26:21.596
I thought it was clean.[br]I didn't realize.

0:26:21.760,0:26:24.274
What do you mean, Mualla?[br]You splashed dirty water on the car.

0:26:24.440,0:26:28.115
Halit pees and craps in that bucket.[br]And you splash it on the car.

0:26:28.840,0:26:31.149
How am I supposed to wash[br]the car at the last minute?

0:26:31.440,0:26:34.512
The car's covered in filth.

0:26:34.880,0:26:36.632
How could you.

0:26:38.960,0:26:41.076
May God watch over you.

0:27:08.440,0:27:11.159
Whoa!

0:27:27.760,0:27:30.274
Welcome to The Island.

0:27:30.520,0:27:32.909
Thank you.

0:27:34.400,0:27:38.234
As you know, there are 2 teams[br]on 2 different islands...

0:27:38.480,0:27:40.471
...wearing 2 different colors.

0:27:40.640,0:27:43.029
You'll remember that last season...

0:27:43.280,0:27:45.874
...we determined who would[br]be in which team...

0:27:46.120,0:27:48.350
...before anyone came to the island.

0:27:48.720,0:27:52.395
But this season the teams...

0:27:52.720,0:27:55.518
...will be decided by drawing lots[br]held in just a moment.

0:27:55.680,0:27:58.319
We've had a great selection process.

0:27:58.480,0:28:01.711
Let me congratulate you all.[br]You'll make your own luck.

0:28:01.880,0:28:03.791
- The drawing lots are a good idea.[br]- Thank you, Recep.

0:28:03.960,0:28:06.520
Who would like to be team leader?

0:28:06.680,0:28:10.309
I would.[br]I would, Irfan. I'm right here.

0:28:11.200,0:28:13.350
The first team leader is Taylan.

0:28:13.520,0:28:17.354
- And for the second time...[br]- Hey, I'm right over here.

0:28:17.600,0:28:19.477
Recep. Since you insist...

0:28:19.760,0:28:22.672
...we won't disappoint you on[br]day one. Everyone give him a hand.

0:28:23.080,0:28:24.718
Welcome.

0:28:25.320,0:28:29.154
I'll hand you a bandana...

0:28:29.440,0:28:31.874
...that signifies your team colors.[br]Now if you're all ready...

0:28:32.040,0:28:34.474
We're ready.[br]- OK.

0:28:34.680,0:28:38.434
Taylan, you'll draw first.

0:28:43.840,0:28:45.159
Simge.

0:28:45.480,0:28:48.631
Simge in on the blue team, with Taylan.

0:28:49.040,0:28:52.953
Nice draw. A perfect first draw.

0:28:53.440,0:28:56.876
He got a real cutie. I hope[br]I do the same.

0:28:57.120,0:28:59.680
By the grace of God.

0:29:00.200,0:29:01.838
- Aslihan.[br]- That's me.

0:29:02.040,0:29:05.077
Recep's adding Aslihan to his team.

0:29:05.360,0:29:08.033
This isn't very nice.[br]This isn't good at all.

0:29:08.280,0:29:11.033
Why? You drew Aslihan.[br]- She'll eat a lot.

0:29:11.360,0:29:14.033
- Take a look at yourself.[br]- She'll be eating nonstop.

0:29:14.280,0:29:18.193
We'll go over budget. Oonditions[br]are bad enough on the island.

0:29:18.400,0:29:20.834
And we'll have to fill her up.[br]That's impossible.

0:29:21.480,0:29:23.152
I'll toss this back and draw again.

0:29:23.320,0:29:26.790
You can't do that.[br]Taylan is next. Right, Taylan.

0:29:29.840,0:29:32.832
- Burak.[br]- Burak joins Taylan's team.

0:29:33.080,0:29:35.469
He grabbed the good-Iooking guy.[br]See that?

0:29:35.640,0:29:37.631
The kid's like a hyena.[br]He's two for two.

0:29:37.800,0:29:39.313
He's two for two.[br]He's doing great.

0:29:39.480,0:29:41.789
You're drawing next, Recep.

0:29:41.960,0:29:45.430
Pray for me.

0:29:46.440,0:29:47.919
Halil Ibo.

0:29:48.080,0:29:51.390
Halil Ibrahim joins Recep's team

0:29:51.680,0:29:53.238
This won't do at all.

0:29:53.400,0:29:56.790
First I draw a cow,[br]then I draw a midget.

0:29:57.040,0:29:59.952
Taylan, you're up. Go on.

0:30:03.240,0:30:06.437
- Oenk.[br]- Oenk joins Taylan's team.

0:30:06.840,0:30:08.876
He nabbed a guy again.[br]There's nobody left.

0:30:09.040,0:30:11.634
No guys are left.[br]How could I be so unlucky.

0:30:11.800,0:30:13.916
What kind of luck is this?[br]Two for two.

0:30:14.080,0:30:17.197
How could things go so wrong?[br]God help me in my third draw.

0:30:17.360,0:30:19.112
God help me.

0:30:19.360,0:30:23.035
Let me mix it up good.[br]If I can just get that girl.

0:30:23.240,0:30:25.629
- It's luck of the draw.[br]- I drew you.

0:30:26.360,0:30:29.511
- Necati.[br]- Necati joins Recep's team.

0:30:29.680,0:30:31.193
Look at the way he walks and runs.

0:30:31.360,0:30:33.157
Knock-kneed,[br]like he shit in his pants.

0:30:33.320,0:30:35.675
So far I've drawn a midget,[br]a fatty and a geriatric.

0:30:35.840,0:30:38.308
How am I supposed to compete[br]with this? He'll kick the bucket.

0:30:38.480,0:30:40.198
It's shameful to talk like that[br]in front of Necati.

0:30:40.360,0:30:42.635
The sun will be beating down on him,[br]over 100 degrees.

0:30:42.800,0:30:44.756
He'll turn beet red and keel over.

0:30:44.920,0:30:46.399
We'll have to find a burial spot.

0:30:46.560,0:30:48.915
Are we here to compete or[br]to stage a funeral?

0:30:49.080,0:30:51.833
Oontinue please, Taylan.

0:30:55.320,0:30:57.595
- Melis.[br]- Melis is on Taylan's team.

0:30:57.760,0:31:00.638
He got another bombastic girl.[br]- It's your turn to draw.

0:31:00.800,0:31:02.950
The name in the ball all comes[br]down to luck.

0:31:03.120,0:31:05.315
It might be luck, but I[br]keep missing, Irfan.

0:31:05.600,0:31:07.079
It's an Infantino[br]or an Irfan.

0:31:07.240,0:31:09.037
You're making me miss, Irfan.

0:31:09.240,0:31:10.036
How could I be?

0:31:10.200,0:31:13.351
I think the balls vibrate. That's[br]What I think, Irfantino.

0:31:13.520,0:31:15.795
Your names are even alike,[br]Irfan - Irfantino.

0:31:15.960,0:31:18.030
There's cheating going on[br]with these balls.

0:31:18.200,0:31:19.758
So, pick another ball.

0:31:19.920,0:31:21.399
Will he get the teammate he wants?

0:31:21.560,0:31:24.074
I'm taking one straight out this time.[br]No mixing.

0:31:24.240,0:31:25.468
I've got my eye on that girl.

0:31:27.080,0:31:27.990
- Gaye.[br]- That's me.

0:31:28.160,0:31:32.358
Gaye is on Recep's team. Recep[br]gets another female teammate.

0:31:33.200,0:31:34.872
- That's not a female.[br]- What?

0:31:35.120,0:31:36.439
That's no girl, it's a boy.

0:31:36.600,0:31:39.114
Are you sick or what?[br]Oan't you see I'm a girl.

0:31:39.280,0:31:41.111
Look buddy, I got no[br]problem with you.

0:31:41.280,0:31:42.952
Don't horn in everything.

0:31:43.280,0:31:45.236
It's a guy. A guy named Gaye,[br]but a guy.

0:31:45.480,0:31:47.232
- Have you checked?[br]- What do you mean?

0:31:47.400,0:31:50.631
- Have you had a look?[br]- A look at what?

0:31:50.880,0:31:52.757
She's got bollocks.[br]- What?

0:31:52.920,0:31:55.388
- Bollocks.[br]- What's that?

0:31:55.960,0:31:58.554
I can't tell you right now.[br]We're on the air.

0:31:58.720,0:32:01.632
Let's continue. Taylan, there are[br]hardly any balls left.

0:32:01.800,0:32:03.950
We're down to the last four.

0:32:04.120,0:32:05.872
Let's see who Taylan adds to his team.

0:32:06.040,0:32:09.157
- Deniz.[br]- Deniz is on Taylan's team.

0:32:09.480,0:32:13.473
Irfan, just give us her.[br]You can have this one.

0:32:13.800,0:32:16.030
All I ask is for her.[br]And take this away.

0:32:16.200,0:32:18.270
Make herjoin us.[br]- You're one down right now.

0:32:18.440,0:32:20.237
Pick another ball, Recep.

0:32:20.480,0:32:23.597
I'm going get that girl.[br]I've got my eye on her.

0:32:23.880,0:32:26.872
If I get her, we'll have four guys[br]and two girls on the team.

0:32:29.120,0:32:30.951
Damn you, Serkan.

0:32:31.120,0:32:34.908
Serkan joins Recep's team.[br]- I won't go along with this.

0:32:35.160,0:32:37.071
This last blow really hurt

0:32:37.240,0:32:39.276
I won't accept it.[br]I'm drawing again.

0:32:39.440,0:32:42.318
I can't compete like this.[br]It's not possible.

0:32:42.520,0:32:43.953
Look at that team,[br]and look at this one.

0:32:44.120,0:32:45.872
If they're human, what are they?

0:32:46.040,0:32:48.838
It's a team straight out of[br]Noah's ark.

0:32:49.000,0:32:51.195
This is like the Darica Zoo.

0:32:51.360,0:32:53.476
They're God's blessings,[br]and they're God's wrath.

0:32:53.640,0:32:56.074
This won't do. You made up[br]this lottery thing.

0:32:56.240,0:32:58.834
Damn whoever came up with[br]the idea of lottery.

0:32:59.000,0:33:01.878
OK, we're down to the last two balls[br]and the last two players.

0:33:02.040,0:33:04.873
Taylan, you'll be choosing[br]your final teammate.

0:33:05.600,0:33:06.476
Let's see...

0:33:06.720,0:33:08.711
I'll pick the other one.

0:33:10.400,0:33:13.631
- Eda![br]- Eda is on Taylan's team.

0:33:13.920,0:33:16.388
I knew it,[br]I just knew it!

0:33:16.560,0:33:18.357
I saw it, I knew what he was up to.

0:33:18.520,0:33:21.796
He threw the ball back.[br]He should get the other one.

0:33:21.960,0:33:23.757
I picked all those balls[br]just to get that girl.

0:33:23.920,0:33:26.480
Shake it and pull out a ball.[br]I kept drawing to get her.

0:33:26.640,0:33:29.234
But he took a ball and looked at it.

0:33:29.400,0:33:32.278
When he saw that idiot in the ball,[br]he threw it back.

0:33:32.440,0:33:34.032
I didn't open the ball, I said.[br]Didn't you see?

0:33:34.200,0:33:36.760
How can you put it back without opening[br]it? You've got to open it.

0:33:36.920,0:33:38.911
Didn't you pick this one first?[br]- For goodness sake.

0:33:39.080,0:33:40.195
Take him. You picked him.

0:33:40.360,0:33:42.237
I put it back without opening it.[br]- Let's drop it.

0:33:42.400,0:33:43.913
Now's not the time.

0:33:44.080,0:33:47.038
So it's either by hook[br]or by crook, right?

0:33:47.480,0:33:49.596
Right, the last ball[br]- Open it. I don't want to see it.

0:33:49.760,0:33:51.398
Ok, but there's only one[br]contestant left.

0:33:51.560,0:33:53.551
We don't want him.[br]Send him back to Turkey.

0:33:53.720,0:33:55.517
- Go home.[br]- Recep, we've got to have the same...

0:33:55.760,0:33:58.638
...number of players on each team.[br]- Damn it all.

0:33:59.520,0:34:02.796
Just send us to our island.[br]Leave us with our fate.

0:34:02.960,0:34:05.076
We're sending Taylan's team...

0:34:05.280,0:34:07.794
...to the blue island and[br]Recep's team to the red island.

0:34:07.960,0:34:09.359
Get going.

0:34:09.760,0:34:11.351
Get going.

0:34:23.719,0:34:25.949
Gather round.[br]Form a line.

0:34:26.120,0:34:29.112
I've got a welcome speech for you.[br]Gather round.

0:34:29.280,0:34:33.273
Right. First, welcome to[br]this lovely island.

0:34:33.600,0:34:35.670
Now let's get one thing clear.

0:34:35.880,0:34:38.393
I'm the king of the island.[br]We need to agree on that.

0:34:38.560,0:34:41.597
Now, that doesn't mean[br]I decide everything...

0:34:41.840,0:34:43.478
...and get what I want...[br]Never.

0:34:43.719,0:34:46.313
I believe in freedom of thought.

0:34:46.480,0:34:50.109
I support democracy. Everyone[br]is free to think what they want.

0:34:50.320,0:34:52.117
We have freedom of thought[br]and democracy.

0:34:52.280,0:34:54.998
You can say what you want.[br]I'll listen to it all...

0:34:55.159,0:34:58.277
...pass it through my filter,[br]and make the final decision.

0:34:58.440,0:35:00.715
What I say, goes. It's that simple.[br]There's only one administrator.

0:35:00.880,0:35:03.235
I can't run this place if you[br]all do what you want.

0:35:03.400,0:35:06.039
There's one ruler. It's that simple.[br]Does anyone have any objections?

0:35:06.200,0:35:08.236
- What a bunch of nonsense.[br]- Hey! Braveheart

0:35:08.400,0:35:11.119
Quiet. Don't be so jumpy?[br]Anyone else?

0:35:12.280,0:35:13.349
No, everything's fine.

0:35:13.600,0:35:15.795
We'll move on to number two.[br]Oome here.

0:35:17.160,0:35:21.836
This pocket-size Hercules will be[br]my right hand man.

0:35:22.160,0:35:24.879
If you abuse, mistreat or betray[br]him in any way...

0:35:25.120,0:35:27.509
...you'll have done the same to me.

0:35:27.680,0:35:29.477
And I'll come after you.[br]Understood?

0:35:29.640,0:35:30.755
Understood.

0:35:30.920,0:35:34.390
Ah, next. Geriatric, you, fatso,[br]you and you, Braveheart...

0:35:34.600,0:35:38.388
...fan out across the island. Find all[br]the fruit and coconut you can...

0:35:38.640,0:35:41.757
...taste it and bring it back here[br]if it's edible.

0:35:41.920,0:35:43.239
OK, we'll handle it.

0:35:43.920,0:35:46.434
You two, go deep into the jungle.[br]Gather all the...

0:35:46.680,0:35:50.753
...bamboo, wood and grass[br]you can find and bring it here.

0:35:51.000,0:35:52.911
Oonstruction materials. See?[br]- OK.

0:35:53.080,0:35:55.594
You and I will do the building.

0:35:55.840,0:35:58.718
What is the first thing to be done[br]on a deserted island...

0:35:59.000,0:36:00.558
...since the first Turkish tribe?

0:36:01.280,0:36:02.599
What's wrong with you guys?

0:36:02.880,0:36:05.348
I'm here with an army of morons.

0:36:05.520,0:36:08.080
Shame on you.[br]Shelter.

0:36:08.360,0:36:10.749
Build a shelter.[br]We're going to build a shelter.

0:36:10.920,0:36:13.832
OK, scatter.[br]Motion, synergy. Oome on, energy.

0:36:14.120,0:36:15.314
Oome here.[br]Oome here.

0:36:15.480,0:36:17.630
- Yes.[br]- You think I'm carrying my bag?

0:36:17.880,0:36:21.350
Why do I have you?[br]What have an assistant?

0:37:06.960,0:37:08.598
Lift it, lift it.

0:37:08.760,0:37:10.398
To the left, shift it to the left.

0:37:10.600,0:37:11.874
Whoa, that's it.

0:37:12.160,0:37:13.752
Ok, let's see.[br]Secure it. Go over there.

0:37:13.920,0:37:15.831
Secure it. That's it.

0:37:16.960,0:37:18.313
Brother, it's amazing.

0:37:18.480,0:37:20.675
I used Mimar Sinan's[br]dome technique.

0:37:20.840,0:37:22.876
The hot air goes up and it[br]stays cool below.

0:37:23.040,0:37:24.917
Wow, it's real showy.[br]- Thanks, dude.

0:37:25.080,0:37:27.469
Yes, it's a beauty. Good job.

0:37:27.720,0:37:29.551
It's amazing, brother.[br]- Thanks.

0:37:29.880,0:37:31.393
That's all we've got, guys.

0:37:31.560,0:37:33.915
We've got as much as we don't have.

0:37:34.280,0:37:37.431
You, pair of idiots. Night's coming.[br]Get a fire ready.

0:37:37.600,0:37:39.079
I'll come and check, OK?

0:37:39.240,0:37:41.674
You, go count the coconuts.

0:37:41.840,0:37:44.195
Tell me how many there are.[br]Understood?

0:37:44.360,0:37:47.397
Record them in the inventory. You're[br]In charge of the Treasury. Run.

0:37:47.600,0:37:49.352
You, drop everything you're holding.

0:37:49.520,0:37:52.193
I'll explain the sleeping arrangements.[br]Oome closer.

0:37:53.480,0:37:56.597
Right. We need a certain[br]sleeping arrangement.

0:37:56.760,0:37:59.593
Why? To protect against[br]outside threats.

0:38:00.200,0:38:03.272
While we're sound asleep[br]and defenseless...

0:38:03.600,0:38:06.512
...the fleas nipping at our butts,[br]the outside enemy is wide awake.

0:38:06.800,0:38:09.268
There might be a treacherous[br]attack on us.

0:38:09.520,0:38:11.078
That's why the sleeping arrangement[br]is so important.

0:38:11.280,0:38:13.236
I made a big doorway on purpose.

0:38:13.400,0:38:15.868
Why? Because that's where[br]Aslihan is going to sleep.

0:38:16.040,0:38:17.871
- Why me?[br]- You're nice and wide.

0:38:18.200,0:38:20.031
- Just take a look at yourself.[br]- OK, mine's wide too...

0:38:20.320,0:38:22.231
...but I'm the brain team.

0:38:22.560,0:38:24.039
You will sleep in the doorway.

0:38:24.200,0:38:26.714
If a psycho starts hanging[br]out here, you'll be first.

0:38:27.000,0:38:29.434
First, your belly will make him stop.[br]You see?

0:38:29.600,0:38:34.196
Wolf, jackal, cheetah. If an animal[br]sees you it'll pause first.

0:38:34.360,0:38:37.352
Oh no, there's something bigger[br]and wilder than me.

0:38:37.720,0:38:39.915
- More of an animal.[br]- That's it.

0:38:40.080,0:38:41.593
But you are.[br]The animal will be scared.

0:38:41.760,0:38:43.716
If I were a wolf I'd be scared.

0:38:44.200,0:38:45.952
Let's say it doesn't run away.

0:38:46.120,0:38:48.076
It would start eating your boobs first.

0:38:48.240,0:38:49.832
It would rip out your intestines.

0:38:50.000,0:38:52.036
So who's the second person[br]we sacrifice?

0:38:52.200,0:38:53.553
- Who?[br]- Necati.

0:38:53.840,0:38:55.239
Why me?[br]You're always playing with me.

0:38:55.400,0:38:57.038
Of course I am?[br]Who better than you.

0:38:57.200,0:38:59.430
Your foot's in the grave as it is.[br]You'll sleep here.

0:38:59.600,0:39:03.513
You'll be second in the[br]line of defense.

0:39:03.880,0:39:05.233
That's what war is.

0:39:05.520,0:39:08.956
You send the easy pickings[br]up to the front lines.

0:39:09.320,0:39:10.878
You, dude.

0:39:11.080,0:39:14.390
You'll watch out for any danger[br]creeping up from behind.

0:39:14.560,0:39:15.788
- Oh really[br]- Yes, really.

0:39:15.960,0:39:17.075
You'll sleep there, in the very back.

0:39:17.240,0:39:20.596
I'm thinking of having the two[br]idiots sleep crosswise.

0:39:20.920,0:39:23.514
Understand? Me and Ibo[br]will sleep right in the middle.

0:39:23.680,0:39:25.193
Oause we're the brain team.

0:39:25.480,0:39:28.199
What did Mustafa Kemal Atatürk do?[br]He declared Ankara the capital.

0:39:28.360,0:39:31.352
Why? Oause it's right in the middle.[br]We're sleeping in the middle.

0:39:31.600,0:39:33.556
Brother, I counted.[br]There are 45 coconuts.

0:39:33.840,0:39:36.400
What do you mean, 45?[br]I counted 53 coconuts.

0:39:36.560,0:39:38.949
Go count again, you moron.

0:39:39.240,0:39:41.276
I always double check.[br]Why?

0:39:41.440,0:39:44.000
A good commander always does.[br]Never trust even your right hand man.

0:39:44.160,0:39:45.070
- Right.[br]- Uh-huh.

0:39:45.240,0:39:47.515
Keep your eyes peeled.[br]Be sharp and agile.

0:39:47.680,0:39:50.319
OK get to it.[br]Take off your shoes.

0:39:50.680,0:39:52.477
Take off your shoes![br]Off go the shoes.

0:39:52.800,0:39:56.475
- OK we took them off.[br]- Of course you did.

0:39:57.240,0:39:59.470
Let me put this here.

0:40:02.840,0:40:04.478
- What's wrong with him?[br]- Who does he think he is?

0:40:04.640,0:40:07.200
Do this, do that.[br]This way, not that way.

0:40:07.360,0:40:09.555
Sleep, rise, eat this, not that.[br]- What a maniac.

0:40:09.720,0:40:11.631
He's a bandit.[br]Let's send him off the island.

0:40:11.800,0:40:15.315
I didn't catch that![br]Are you talking behind my back?

0:40:15.560,0:40:19.519
I can hear everything.[br]I've got ears everywhere.

0:40:27.000,0:40:28.592
What kind of dance is that?

0:40:32.840,0:40:36.355
Idiots. Didn't I tell you to make[br]a fire? You are dancing here!

0:40:36.520,0:40:39.592
We're making the fire of Anatolia.[br]- We tried but we couldn't light it.

0:40:39.760,0:40:42.069
What do you mean? It's getting dark.[br]You can't even light a fire...

0:40:42.240,0:40:43.798
Idiot. Move away.

0:40:44.640,0:40:46.312
I'll have to do this too.

0:40:46.480,0:40:48.471
I built the house,[br]I found the food.

0:40:48.640,0:40:50.232
I'll light the fire, too.

0:40:50.960,0:40:53.030
Stick the xxx right in.

0:40:53.200,0:40:54.599
Rub it like this.

0:40:54.760,0:40:57.069
When there's a spark I'll show[br]you the quick way to get it going.

0:40:57.240,0:40:59.708
When you see a spark, say,[br]"A spark." OK?

0:40:59.920,0:41:01.353
- OK.[br]- "A spark."

0:41:01.520,0:41:02.714
Get to it.

0:41:03.200,0:41:04.952
Tell me when there's a spark.[br]- OK.

0:41:05.120,0:41:08.157
There's a spark.

0:41:08.640,0:41:11.154
It flared up good.[br]Make it burn good.

0:41:11.320,0:41:14.710
Don't expect to come over here and[br]fart all the time. I'm only human, too.

0:41:14.880,0:41:16.791
You really got it going.[br]Sure I did.

0:41:16.960,0:41:19.076
Learn how and you can do it yourselves.

0:41:19.240,0:41:22.277
Make the flames burn higher.[br]Don'tjust stare at it.

0:41:37.320,0:41:39.072
This is getting to me.

0:41:41.160,0:41:44.630
I don't like my spot.[br]I really don't like it.

0:41:45.280,0:41:47.714
I hate where I'm sleeping.

0:41:49.000,0:41:50.558
Shhh.

0:41:51.080,0:41:52.559
Are you awake?

0:41:53.040,0:41:55.190
Move over you idiot.

0:41:55.480,0:41:56.674
Move over.

0:41:57.080,0:42:00.038
You're right next to me,[br]and it's hot as it is.

0:42:09.160,0:42:12.630
What's this all about.[br]What are you doing?

0:42:16.560,0:42:19.870
Look, he's squeezing my tit.

0:42:20.840,0:42:22.990
I'm going to break his hand.

0:42:23.240,0:42:26.710
Sleep the right way.[br]Hey. Sleep the right way.

0:42:32.840,0:42:35.798
Oh my god.[br]Oh boy.

0:42:36.120,0:42:39.112
You're so shameless. I'm here sleeping[br]and you're pressing up against me.

0:42:39.280,0:42:41.157
You're so rude! Act your age.[br]Pervert

0:42:41.320,0:42:43.072
- Why would I press against you?[br]- That's what you're doing.

0:42:43.240,0:42:44.719
And you're humping me, too.

0:42:44.880,0:42:46.677
- What's going on?[br]- He's humping me.

0:42:46.840,0:42:48.592
- He's pressing up on me.[br]- We're trying to sleep here.

0:42:48.760,0:42:50.591
Sleep another time. They're pressing[br]up against us, I tell you...

0:42:50.760,0:42:53.115
...and you say you're sleeping.[br]Get up Halil Ibo, we're going.

0:42:53.280,0:42:55.430
I can't sleep with these pervs.[br]Get up, we're going.

0:42:55.800,0:42:58.030
Perv! Damn you.

0:42:58.400,0:43:00.277
Perv![br]- Oan you believe it?

0:43:00.440,0:43:03.159
You think someone my age is[br]going to put up with that, Ibo?

0:43:03.320,0:43:05.788
I came here, honorable and pure.

0:43:05.960,0:43:09.794
How could this happen?[br]Stretch out here, OK.

0:43:16.880,0:43:18.677
- Have a peaceful sleep.[br]- Thanks, brother. You too.

0:43:18.840,0:43:20.319
Now, I've turned my back on you.

0:43:20.760,0:43:23.228
I don't want any funny business, Halil Ibo.

0:43:23.400,0:43:25.550
You can trust me, brother.

0:43:28.600,0:43:29.749
Recep.

0:43:30.160,0:43:31.149
Recep?

0:43:31.520,0:43:33.238
- Don't move.[br]- What is it?

0:43:33.440,0:43:35.351
There's a crab.[br]Don't move.

0:43:35.680,0:43:38.069
- A crab, where?[br]- On your face.

0:43:38.240,0:43:39.992
Where?

0:43:41.800,0:43:43.756
Ah, a crab![br]- Brother.

0:43:44.080,0:43:46.594
- Let me get it.[br]- Ah, a crab!

0:43:53.320,0:43:54.799
Welcome, friends.

0:43:55.040,0:43:57.031
We've gathered here for[br]our challenge.

0:43:57.200,0:43:59.714
This is your first challenge[br]on The Island.

0:44:00.040,0:44:02.076
We've prepared a package[br]for the winning team.

0:44:02.240,0:44:04.515
I contains a large supply of...

0:44:04.720,0:44:08.190
...all kinds of food.[br]From tea to sugar...

0:44:08.440,0:44:11.352
...and from rice to pasta.

0:44:11.800,0:44:14.155
And that's not all.

0:44:14.520,0:44:17.353
We've also included an assortment[br]of tools to make your tasks and

0:44:17.560,0:44:19.755
...life on the island easier.

0:44:20.040,0:44:23.271
First I want to turn to the team leaders...

0:44:23.480,0:44:25.311
...before we start[br]What will they say...

0:44:25.480,0:44:27.311
...about the island and the game?

0:44:27.480,0:44:28.549
Taylan, let's start with you.

0:44:28.720,0:44:30.438
Irfan Bey, we've slept well[br]and feel rested.

0:44:30.600,0:44:32.158
We're full of energy now.

0:44:32.320,0:44:33.594
We've formed friendships.

0:44:33.760,0:44:35.352
Let me send my condolences[br]to the red team.

0:44:35.520,0:44:38.193
They haven't got a chance.[br]We'll wipe them out.

0:44:38.360,0:44:40.510
Who are saying you'll wipe out?[br]I'll break your nose.

0:44:40.680,0:44:42.079
- But Irfan Bey...[br]- Just a moment.

0:44:42.240,0:44:44.708
Just a moment.[br]We don't allow that here.

0:44:45.000,0:44:47.560
Please, I'm asking you.[br]Please refrain from...

0:44:47.880,0:44:49.711
The team leaders look ready to me.

0:44:49.880,0:44:52.997
A round of applause as Taylan and Recep[br]step up to the hammers.

0:44:57.000,0:44:59.230
- Ready, Recep?[br]- Irfan, I have a question.

0:44:59.400,0:45:01.356
- Yes, Recep?[br]- Oan I throw two hammers at once?

0:45:01.520,0:45:03.033
Like the Turkish warriors of old.

0:45:03.200,0:45:05.475
There's no reason you can't[br]if you want to.

0:45:05.640,0:45:08.712
Thanks. I'll try it that way.

0:45:10.520,0:45:12.238
OK, here we go.

0:45:16.880,0:45:20.475
Yes! That's how it's done.[br]That's it. That's how you do it.

0:45:20.720,0:45:22.358
What happened?[br]Your mouth's hanging open.

0:45:22.520,0:45:24.670
All that boasting of yours.[br]Now what happened?

0:45:24.840,0:45:26.273
Throw it.[br]Now it's your turn.

0:45:26.440,0:45:27.953
Let's watch you do it.

0:45:30.560,0:45:33.074
Irfan, he's spoiling my[br]concentration.

0:45:33.240,0:45:35.629
Please don't distract each other.

0:45:35.800,0:45:37.518
I cleared my sinuses, that's all.

0:45:38.600,0:45:40.192
Is that a bird?

0:45:42.800,0:45:45.712
What happened? Did you miss?[br]What happened?

0:45:46.000,0:45:46.989
Look closely...

0:45:47.240,0:45:50.630
I don't even have to look.[br]I can aim while I talk to you.

0:45:51.360,0:45:53.715
Yes! That's the way!

0:45:54.200,0:45:55.599
That'll show you.

0:45:55.920,0:45:57.433
High five, high five.

0:45:57.760,0:46:00.069
Red team 1, blue team zero.

0:46:00.320,0:46:02.276
Now for the second contestants.

0:46:02.440,0:46:05.079
Halil Ibrahim and Deniz.

0:46:05.480,0:46:07.232
Oome on. Show them how it's done.

0:46:07.720,0:46:09.438
What kind of throw was that?

0:46:10.240,0:46:12.629
Deniz hit it!

0:46:17.280,0:46:18.952
Ah-choo!

0:46:19.760,0:46:21.159
I swear, I'm catching a cold.

0:46:21.320,0:46:22.878
Oome on, throw it.

0:46:25.760,0:46:27.352
That's it! That's it!

0:46:27.520,0:46:29.795
Red team!

0:46:32.760,0:46:34.910
- Gaye missed.[br]- Is that any way to throw?

0:46:35.120,0:46:36.917
What kind of throw was that?

0:46:38.040,0:46:41.874
- Eda hits it again.[br]- She throws like an Amazon.

0:46:42.840,0:46:45.718
Hit it like a man.[br]It's right in front of you.

0:46:46.760,0:46:50.469
Eda hits it. Red team 2,[br]blue team 1.

0:46:50.880,0:46:52.996
Nice bikini.[br]The top's nice, too.

0:46:53.240,0:46:56.038
We're at a critical point.[br]The teams are tied 7-7.

0:46:56.320,0:46:58.959
The winner of this challenge[br]takes home the prize.

0:46:59.120,0:47:02.157
A round of applause as Aslihan and[br]Simge take their places.

0:47:02.320,0:47:04.993
Excuse me Irfan. I'd like to[br]say something.

0:47:05.160,0:47:07.435
- Go ahead.[br]- Our teammate Aslihan...

0:47:07.640,0:47:10.279
...hurt her shoulder.[br]I'll compete in her place.

0:47:10.440,0:47:13.591
- Aslihan, are you injured?[br]- Not at all. I'm just fine.

0:47:13.760,0:47:15.876
- I can compete.[br]- Hey, your injured.

0:47:16.040,0:47:17.758
- No, I'm not.[br]- Yes, you are!

0:47:18.120,0:47:20.714
You're saying you're not injured?[br]That your shoulder is fine?

0:47:20.880,0:47:23.269
She's badly injured.[br]Her shoulderjoints are worn out.

0:47:23.440,0:47:25.476
What are trying to?[br]I'm not injured.

0:47:25.640,0:47:27.232
You were born crippled.[br]Get a load of this, would you?

0:47:27.400,0:47:29.311
She's a cripple from birth.[br]She's an Angus cow.

0:47:29.480,0:47:31.277
Her mother didn't bear her.[br]Her mother imported her.

0:47:31.440,0:47:34.159
She's a tick away from morbid obesity.

0:47:34.320,0:47:36.709
She's an Angus, obese, morbidly obese.

0:47:36.960,0:47:39.520
She's right on the edge.[br]She's not healthy enough to play.

0:47:39.720,0:47:41.119
Oh, and you're thin as a rake!

0:47:41.400,0:47:44.153
Recep, we're talking about a lady.

0:47:44.360,0:47:46.590
Ohoose your words more carefully.

0:47:46.760,0:47:48.830
You have a bad shoulder, right?

0:47:49.000,0:47:50.718
- Your shoulder's injured, right?[br]- What are you doing?

0:47:50.880,0:47:53.075
- Aren't you injured?[br]- No, I'm not. I'm going to play.

0:47:53.240,0:47:54.639
Then go ahead and play.

0:47:54.800,0:47:57.075
Let's hear it for Aslihan and Simge[br]as they take their places.

0:47:57.240,0:47:58.639
I'll ask for a reckoning.

0:48:00.120,0:48:02.031
- Aslihan hits it.[br]- Good for you.

0:48:02.200,0:48:04.509
Who'd have thought it.[br]Bravo.

0:48:06.120,0:48:08.076
- Simge misses.[br]- Off you go, babe.

0:48:08.240,0:48:11.232
Oome on, Aslihan.[br]Let's see you throw.

0:48:11.400,0:48:13.436
Aslihan throws[br]is two for two.

0:48:13.600,0:48:17.149
Good for you. I'm a slave to[br]that belly of yours.

0:48:17.560,0:48:19.790
I'm a slave to your sweaty boobies.

0:48:19.960,0:48:22.349
Let me kiss those boobies.[br]- I've had it.

0:48:22.520,0:48:23.839
Really, good job.

0:48:26.480,0:48:27.674
Simge misses again.

0:48:27.840,0:48:29.592
Hit it and you'll get a special prize[br]from me tonight.

0:48:29.760,0:48:31.830
- Just shut up.[br]- Lf we get the prize, I'll give you a prize.

0:48:32.000,0:48:33.911
Shut up.[br]- OK.

0:48:34.320,0:48:36.595
- Aslihan misses.[br]- Damn it. Idiot.

0:48:36.920,0:48:38.876
- Why can't you throw right?[br]- Shut up.

0:48:39.040,0:48:40.917
Your arm's so meaty you can't even[br]lift it, of course.

0:48:41.080,0:48:42.559
Stop talking.[br]I can't concentrate.

0:48:42.720,0:48:44.472
Screw you and your concentration.

0:48:45.080,0:48:46.638
Hippo!

0:48:47.400,0:48:49.675
- Simge hit it![br]- Now that's a woman.

0:48:49.960,0:48:52.474
Wearing her bandana,[br]Oalamity Jane.

0:48:52.680,0:48:54.591
Angus, it's 2-1.[br]Throw it and end this.

0:48:54.760,0:48:57.274
- Shut up.[br]- OK, I'll talk real nice, cutie.

0:48:57.520,0:49:01.399
I'll talk sweet to you,[br]honey lips.

0:49:01.600,0:49:03.113
Shut your mouth.

0:49:03.680,0:49:05.636
- Aslihan missed.[br]- God damn it.

0:49:05.800,0:49:08.234
Throw straight. The tile's right there.[br]Why can't you break it?

0:49:08.400,0:49:10.311
- You brown cow.[br]- Just shut up.

0:49:10.480,0:49:12.869
I talked straight, nothing.[br]I showed affection, nothing.

0:49:13.040,0:49:15.679
Should I talk rough?[br]Should I roar like a beast?

0:49:17.760,0:49:19.716
- Simge hit it![br]- No way, man.

0:49:19.880,0:49:22.030
- Tie score.[br]- This can't be happening.

0:49:22.200,0:49:24.634
Whoever hits it, wins.[br]- You're a lady like a destroyer.

0:49:24.800,0:49:27.155
Oome on, you're like a tank.[br]- Shut up!

0:49:27.320,0:49:30.517
Oome on.[br]Nobody can stop you. Hit it.

0:49:31.240,0:49:33.800
- Aslihan missed![br]- Damn you. How could you.

0:49:34.120,0:49:36.315
One after another. Why can't you[br]hit it, you fool?

0:49:36.600,0:49:38.079
When it's right in front of you?[br]What happened?

0:49:38.240,0:49:41.038
Is your hair tie too tight? Is it[br]cutting off the blood to your brain?

0:49:41.280,0:49:45.319
If Simge hits it, the blue team wins.

0:49:46.440,0:49:47.634
Simge throws it!

0:49:47.800,0:49:49.836
Damn it![br]This is terrible.

0:49:50.000,0:49:52.753
This is just awful.[br]How could this happen?

0:49:53.000,0:49:53.955
The blue team takes the prize.

0:49:54.120,0:49:56.076
Get away from me.[br]I'm upset.

0:49:56.240,0:49:59.357
We'll go hungry cause of you.[br]- The Blue Team!

0:49:59.680,0:50:01.272
Get out of here![br]This is terrible.

0:50:01.480,0:50:03.072
It's just the worst.

0:50:08.320,0:50:10.754
How many days have we been[br]gnawing on coconuts.

0:50:11.240,0:50:13.515
We're turning into coconuts.

0:50:14.280,0:50:15.918
And they're not filling.

0:50:17.320,0:50:19.231
Should I go have a look[br]in the jungle?

0:50:19.400,0:50:20.549
I might find something else.

0:50:20.720,0:50:22.711
We looked everywhere.[br]There's nothing else there.

0:50:22.880,0:50:26.759
How do you know![br]Have you studied geography?

0:50:27.080,0:50:28.559
I didn't mean anything.[br]Why are you mad?

0:50:28.720,0:50:32.395
Hunger's getting on my nerves.[br]Don't make me even worse.

0:50:32.800,0:50:34.028
- Sorry.[br]- Button it.

0:50:34.280,0:50:36.111
- Pardon me.[br]- Button it.

0:50:36.760,0:50:38.557
Let's go walk through the jungle.

0:50:49.840,0:50:52.434
We have to find something else[br]than coconuts.

0:50:52.640,0:50:54.198
I'm fed up with coconuts all the time.

0:50:54.360,0:50:56.669
I'm fed up and famished.[br]I'm going to pass out on the spot.

0:50:56.840,0:50:59.274
We shouldn't eat things[br]we don't know about.

0:50:59.560,0:51:01.118
What could we not know?

0:51:01.280,0:51:03.032
It's your typical jungle.

0:51:03.200,0:51:06.237
Nature shares her bounty[br]here in the jungle.

0:51:06.880,0:51:08.632
Let's have a look round.

0:51:16.000,0:51:17.149
Ah! What's this?

0:51:17.320,0:51:18.753
It looks like cucumbers but...

0:51:19.000,0:51:21.116
It's your typical tropical cuke.

0:51:21.280,0:51:22.872
A tropical cucumber.

0:51:23.040,0:51:24.951
What would cukes be doing[br]on a tropical island?

0:51:25.120,0:51:28.396
Oukes grow everywhere, idiot.[br]They just need watery soil.

0:51:29.120,0:51:30.951
Here, eat it. A farmer's cuke

0:51:31.120,0:51:32.951
- I'm not eating it.[br]- Take it. It's from your brother.

0:51:33.240,0:51:35.629
- I'm not eating anything I don't know.[br]- Son, it's from your big brother.

0:51:35.800,0:51:38.553
It could be poisonous.[br]You shouldn't eat it either.

0:51:42.520,0:51:43.873
I wish you hadn't.

0:51:44.200,0:51:46.236
Oh, it was juicy. It was great.[br]Have one.

0:51:46.400,0:51:48.311
No thanks, not for me.[br]- Have a bite.

0:51:48.480,0:51:50.869
I didn't like the way it smelled.

0:51:51.040,0:51:53.474
I'm telling you to eat it!

0:51:54.720,0:51:56.278
- Go on.[br]- I don't want to refuse you...

0:51:56.520,0:51:58.988
...but I really can't.[br]- Well don't then.

0:51:59.280,0:52:00.713
Get the machete.

0:52:03.120,0:52:04.269
I can't believe you didn't have any.

0:52:04.440,0:52:07.512
I don't want any.[br]Insisting won't change that.

0:52:11.600,0:52:12.555
Are you OK?

0:52:12.960,0:52:14.473
The Earth moved.

0:52:15.920,0:52:18.036
I told you not eat those cukes.

0:52:18.200,0:52:20.191
You've been poisoned.

0:52:21.320,0:52:23.117
It's really bright, isn't it?

0:52:23.280,0:52:25.669
It's dazzling.

0:52:26.280,0:52:27.838
Oome and sit down.[br]- Oome on.

0:52:28.000,0:52:30.514
I feel terrible.[br]Get me some water.

0:52:33.760,0:52:36.433
I'll be right back.

0:52:38.600,0:52:41.160
When did the sky turn pink?

0:52:41.920,0:52:43.911
And the sea is purple.

0:52:44.240,0:52:47.232
The trees are moving in on me.

0:52:47.600,0:52:50.478
The trees are moving in.

0:52:50.760,0:52:53.399
I could skip to the other side.

0:52:54.760,0:52:56.079
Is that a gorilla?

0:52:57.000,0:52:58.319
Is that a rotisserie chicken?

0:52:58.600,0:53:00.238
And it's steaming.

0:53:01.200,0:53:02.952
I've going to take a bite of thigh.

0:53:12.360,0:53:14.590
What are you doing?[br]- Help.

0:53:16.120,0:53:17.348
Let me go!

0:53:18.360,0:53:20.032
Leave me alone!

0:53:20.320,0:53:23.198
My foot! He's eating my foot!

0:53:31.720,0:53:32.994
Welcome.

0:53:33.160,0:53:34.309
- Hello.[br]- Thank you.

0:53:34.480,0:53:36.118
We're here for an elimination challenge.

0:53:36.520,0:53:40.638
Someone from today's losing team[br]will say goodbye...

0:53:40.960,0:53:44.270
...to the dream of winning 500,000...

0:53:44.520,0:53:45.919
...and will leave the island.

0:53:46.440,0:53:48.556
This is a critical challenge.

0:53:48.720,0:53:51.917
I'd like the first contestants[br]to take a step forward.

0:53:52.840,0:53:54.398
Are you ready?

0:54:00.600,0:54:02.750
Oome on, boy! Oome on!

0:54:03.560,0:54:06.358
Oome on.[br]Oome on, guys.

0:54:17.040,0:54:18.075
Run, run, run!

0:54:18.240,0:54:21.152
The red team is ahead[br]and got the first ball.

0:54:21.440,0:54:23.078
Recep and Halil Ibrahim are up.

0:54:23.240,0:54:25.435
The competition is fierce.

0:54:30.000,0:54:32.833
Halil Ibrahim has fallen.[br]- Why'd you fall overboard?

0:54:33.120,0:54:35.554
- Damn you.[br]- I didn't mean to.

0:54:35.720,0:54:37.153
You're splashing around.[br]Swim over here.

0:54:37.320,0:54:39.117
- I don't know how.[br]- God damn you.

0:54:39.280,0:54:41.589
The blue team is coming.[br]They're almost finished.

0:54:41.760,0:54:45.070
I don't believe it. The one person[br]I had faith in.

0:54:45.960,0:54:48.190
- They're finished.[br]- The blue team won.

0:54:48.360,0:54:50.191
- We just watched them finish.[br]- Brother.

0:54:50.520,0:54:52.875
What's that? It's a shark![br]Help me.

0:54:53.040,0:54:54.871
What's that?[br]- Please help me.

0:54:56.160,0:54:58.879
- A shark![br]- Help me!

0:54:59.080,0:55:01.913
Be careful![br]Please...

0:55:11.040,0:55:14.555
- Get away.[br]- Help me.

0:55:15.600,0:55:17.079
What are you doing?[br]Be careful.

0:55:17.240,0:55:18.992
- Get away.[br]- I'm swimming away.

0:55:19.160,0:55:20.832
Be careful.

0:55:22.280,0:55:24.510
Oome here, right to me.

0:56:13.000,0:56:14.877
Good evening.[br]- Good evening.

0:56:15.360,0:56:18.352
This is the first elimination[br]round on The Island.

0:56:18.680,0:56:22.389
We'll be sending home a contestant[br]from the red team.

0:56:22.720,0:56:25.598
We were all terrified by[br]the canoe competition...

0:56:25.760,0:56:30.754
...that took place earlier today.

0:56:31.080,0:56:33.833
Let's have a round of applause for[br]Recep, who escaped unhurt...

0:56:34.000,0:56:37.356
...and is sitting among us now.

0:56:37.600,0:56:39.750
Thank you.[br]Don't clap. Thank you.

0:56:39.920,0:56:42.115
And now comes the excitement[br]of the elimination round.

0:56:42.400,0:56:45.836
The two contestants with the most[br]text messages will be granted immunity.

0:56:46.000,0:56:49.675
It is our viewers who will decide which[br]contestants are immune.

0:56:49.960,0:56:52.997
Our contestants will take turns[br]writing the name of the person...

0:56:53.200,0:56:55.668
...they vote off the island.[br]Recep is first.

0:57:08.000,0:57:09.956
OK, Necati.

0:57:10.600,0:57:15.879
I respect your age and considered[br]you to be an older brother on the team.

0:57:16.080,0:57:19.231
We had good times and bad.[br]We shared a lot.

0:57:19.520,0:57:21.112
Until that black day.

0:57:21.480,0:57:25.359
When in the middle of the night,[br]while I was completely helpless...

0:57:25.640,0:57:28.518
...you latched onto me from behind,[br]and humped me...

0:57:28.880,0:57:31.440
...proving what a pervert you are.

0:57:31.600,0:57:34.717
May God damn you.[br]Get lost and leave the island.

0:57:34.880,0:57:37.269
I don't want to see you here anymore,[br]you sick man.

0:57:37.440,0:57:40.000
Get off the island.[br]You were useless anyway.

0:57:40.240,0:57:42.800
You're old and you're disgusting.

0:57:43.160,0:57:44.354
Now get lost.

0:57:45.880,0:57:47.677
Halil Ibrahim.

0:58:07.400,0:58:11.473
Let's see which two contestants[br]get the most text messages.

0:58:11.840,0:58:13.478
Who? Who are they?

0:58:15.280,0:58:16.599
Recep.

0:58:20.000,0:58:21.399
Another Recep.

0:58:21.560,0:58:23.949
Damn it. How shameful.

0:58:25.000,0:58:26.513
Necati.

0:58:26.840,0:58:29.559
Someone jokingly wrote 'pervert'.

0:58:29.720,0:58:31.073
It's not a joke, it's a note.

0:58:31.720,0:58:34.473
Another Necati. 2-2.

0:58:35.800,0:58:36.915
Recep.

0:58:37.120,0:58:39.634
Damn it.[br]Did you write that?

0:58:40.040,0:58:41.837
Why all the long faces?

0:58:42.000,0:58:44.070
A great big Recep.

0:58:44.320,0:58:46.356
Shame on you, Aslihan.

0:58:47.680,0:58:50.353
- Another Recep.[br]- Shame on you all.

0:58:50.640,0:58:53.632
It's crime, it's a sin.[br]Stabbing me in the back.

0:58:54.200,0:58:56.191
Tell me to my face[br]if you have a problem.

0:58:56.360,0:58:59.511
You'll see, I'll still be here[br]and in your face.

0:58:59.760,0:59:02.672
We now know the contestant[br]to be voted on in the text messages.

0:59:02.840,0:59:05.593
The voting by text message[br]is now open.

0:59:05.760,0:59:09.309
After a short break we'll be back...

0:59:09.640,0:59:12.791
...and learn who was eliminated.

0:59:13.640,0:59:14.993
Did I make it?

0:59:16.280,0:59:18.316
Irfan. Did I make it?[br]- Pardon?

0:59:21.560,0:59:23.391
- Who won?[br]- Won what?

0:59:23.680,0:59:24.829
The text voting.

0:59:25.040,0:59:26.951
The voting's just begun, Recep.

0:59:27.120,0:59:29.190
I know that, but who won?

0:59:29.480,0:59:31.391
I won't know until the results[br]are notary authorized, Recep.

0:59:31.560,0:59:34.233
What's all this about a notary?

0:59:34.400,0:59:36.356
Oome one.[br]You can't do that to me.

0:59:36.800,0:59:38.631
- Do that?[br]- Who's the notary, Nihat Beyan?

0:59:38.800,0:59:39.949
- No.[br]- Who is it?

0:59:40.240,0:59:41.958
- Our own notary.[br]- You've been saying that for years.

0:59:42.120,0:59:45.317
Notar this, notar that. You'll say[br]there's a notar when I'm up there.

0:59:45.600,0:59:47.158
Tell me who won.[br]You know the results.

0:59:47.320,0:59:49.231
We're live, the commercials are ending.[br]- Who won?

0:59:49.400,0:59:51.197
- I don't know. Sit down.[br]- Oh, come on.

0:59:51.360,0:59:53.191
I swear I don't know.[br]We're about to go live...

0:59:53.360,0:59:56.397
- I'm so excited.[br]- Me, too.

0:59:57.720,0:59:59.073
Irfan, do you know?

0:59:59.240,1:00:01.674
We're now back after[br]a short commercial break.

1:00:01.840,1:00:04.673
And the moment has arrived.

1:00:05.320,1:00:07.959
Thank you.[br]A big thanks to you all.

1:00:08.120,1:00:11.032
It's time to announce[br]who will be the first person...

1:00:11.440,1:00:14.637
...to leave the island this year.

1:00:14.880,1:00:17.110
Irfan, can I say something?[br]- Of course, Recep.

1:00:17.280,1:00:18.793
I've got something to say.

1:00:19.040,1:00:21.998
I have a name for those who smile[br]to my face and plot behind my back.

1:00:22.360,1:00:24.635
It's slimy and dishonest.

1:00:24.800,1:00:25.789
It's dishonorable.

1:00:25.960,1:00:28.474
Recep, let me remind you[br]that we're on the air.

1:00:29.280,1:00:31.999
I'm choosing my words carefully[br]because we're live.

1:00:32.160,1:00:35.152
It's slimy and dishonest.

1:00:35.360,1:00:37.396
It's being a dirty dog.

1:00:37.560,1:00:40.518
- That's going too far.[br]- The message was received.

1:00:40.840,1:00:42.876
Received by registered post.

1:00:43.040,1:00:45.349
Registered and prepaid.[br]By all of you.

1:00:45.520,1:00:46.953
Right then.

1:00:47.120,1:00:48.838
If Necati has something to say...

1:00:49.080,1:00:50.877
- Oan I add something?[br]- Go on.

1:00:51.040,1:00:54.510
I know our esteemed public

1:00:54.720,1:00:57.792
...always sides with the underdog.[br]I've been wronged.

1:00:57.960,1:01:00.952
The public stands with the wronged.[br]Long live our people.

1:01:01.280,1:01:03.953
OK. That's quite a slogan.

1:01:04.240,1:01:08.995
So, I now open the envelope.

1:01:09.160,1:01:10.593
Hurry up and open it.

1:01:12.560,1:01:14.232
What does it say?

1:01:15.760,1:01:17.159
Who? Who is it? Tell us.

1:01:17.320,1:01:22.917
This evening, leaving The Island[br]and the dream of winning the...

1:01:23.240,1:01:26.835
...500,000 lira prize, is the contestant...[br]- Who is it?

1:01:27.000,1:01:29.878
...whose name I now announce.

1:01:31.160,1:01:34.596
- The person leaving The Island...[br]- Who is it?

1:01:34.760,1:01:37.228
...is unfortunately...

1:01:38.480,1:01:39.549
Who is it?

1:01:39.920,1:01:42.798
- Necati.[br]- That's it. Yes!

1:01:42.960,1:01:45.474
Right on. The public[br]made the right choice.

1:01:45.640,1:01:47.471
The public did it again.

1:01:47.640,1:01:49.710
The people have spoken[br]the truth once again.

1:01:49.880,1:01:54.192
Get going. Get lost.[br]Take your torch and go.

1:01:54.480,1:01:57.233
We can heave a sigh of relief.[br]- Oongratulations to Recep.

1:01:57.400,1:01:58.719
Thanks. God bless you.

1:01:58.880,1:02:00.552
Our condolences to Necati.

1:02:00.720,1:02:04.508
Not from me. He can piss off.[br]He can go straight to hell.

1:02:04.840,1:02:08.469
Necati, say farewell to your friends.

1:02:17.400,1:02:19.709
Oome here.

1:02:22.800,1:02:26.554
Necati is leaving the island[br]with his torch.

1:02:26.720,1:02:27.755
I pocketed his glasses.

1:02:27.920,1:02:30.957
Our first elimination night has ended.

1:02:31.200,1:02:34.715
I wish you success until the next one.

1:02:35.200,1:02:39.113
And I send the red and blue teams[br]back to their islands.

1:03:29.720,1:03:32.712
Look at them.[br]Like lamb fish.

1:03:33.040,1:03:35.076
I'm king of the ocean,[br]and of the seas.

1:03:35.240,1:03:37.231
And king of the land[br]King of all realms.

1:03:37.560,1:03:39.835
Good for you, brother.[br]You caught some big fish.

1:03:40.000,1:03:41.672
I sure did. They'd come in at[br]10-12 kilos.

1:03:41.840,1:03:43.796
- Oh, you caught fish?[br]- Yes, I did.

1:03:43.960,1:03:45.837
You really went for it.

1:03:46.200,1:03:49.317
At the sight of two fish you've[br]started sucking up to me.

1:03:49.640,1:03:52.200
But you were fine with writing my[br]name last night? No fish for you!

1:03:52.360,1:03:55.670
As if we need your fish.[br]I hope they're poisonous.

1:03:55.840,1:03:57.398
Don't curse me with that big[br]body of yours.

1:03:57.560,1:04:00.438
Just look at them.[br]They've got to be poisonous.

1:04:00.600,1:04:04.115
No, the more colorful the fish,[br]the more delicious.

1:04:04.400,1:04:05.958
What's with all the envy?

1:04:06.240,1:04:07.309
With all the calculations?

1:04:07.480,1:04:10.517
Fine, do what you want.[br]Bon appétit.

1:04:10.680,1:04:13.194
It'll be delicious of course.[br]Now get lost.

1:04:13.360,1:04:14.873
Fine then. We're going.

1:04:16.160,1:04:18.435
It's normal for Aslihan to say it...

1:04:18.640,1:04:21.393
...but if Gaye says they're poisonous.[br]They really might be.

1:04:21.560,1:04:24.518
If you don't trust me[br]you can piss off too.

1:04:24.680,1:04:27.592
How can you say that?[br]- Like this: You can piss off.

1:04:27.760,1:04:28.715
You misunderstood me.

1:04:28.880,1:04:31.155
I teach you to fish and[br]look at what you say.

1:04:31.520,1:04:34.034
I know fish, sonny.[br]I'm not some know-nothing.

1:04:34.360,1:04:35.998
My name's Recep Ivedik, got it?

1:04:36.280,1:04:40.353
First you prod the fish like this, OK?

1:04:40.520,1:04:43.717
You check its face, its eyes.[br]Are the eyes full of life?

1:04:44.040,1:04:46.349
Are the eyes cloudy?

1:04:46.640,1:04:50.713
You see? My finger goes right in[br]that's how fresh it is.

1:04:50.920,1:04:53.514
You slap it in the face. Look.

1:04:53.760,1:04:55.990
Then you put it on the table.

1:04:56.160,1:04:59.436
You study the fish. You massage[br]its belly. You see?

1:04:59.760,1:05:01.352
Then we slit its belly.

1:05:01.760,1:05:03.955
You slit it like this.

1:05:04.240,1:05:06.071
You open up its belly.

1:05:06.560,1:05:08.790
Your hand goes right inside.

1:05:08.960,1:05:10.996
Look, like this.

1:05:11.240,1:05:13.674
I swim in the sea,[br]I'm a free fish.

1:05:13.960,1:05:16.155
I swim in the sea,[br]I'm a free fish

1:05:16.320,1:05:18.993
It says, as it gets speared in the head.[br]You follow me?

1:05:19.160,1:05:20.718
Like this. Done.

1:05:22.000,1:05:24.309
Let's clean it now.[br]Look, look.

1:05:24.480,1:05:25.708
Look at those scales.[br]- Huh?

1:05:25.880,1:05:27.313
- Look how the scales fell off.[br]- Right.

1:05:27.480,1:05:30.517
You could toss a handful at your[br]sweetheart, like rose petals. Right?

1:05:30.680,1:05:32.591
- Would it do any good?[br]- Of course it would. Why not?

1:05:32.760,1:05:35.672
She'd fall madly in love.[br]Women love beastly men.

1:05:35.920,1:05:37.911
Never forget that.[br]We've gone from fish to this.

1:05:38.080,1:05:41.390
The hairier a man's body the more[br]irresistible he is to women.

1:05:41.560,1:05:44.279
Got it? Women get all dolled up.

1:05:44.560,1:05:45.834
Puff up like a turkey.

1:05:46.000,1:05:47.797
Men put on their own show.

1:05:47.960,1:05:49.757
Look at my body, look at my body.

1:05:50.000,1:05:52.309
Look at it, look at it.[br]Do you understand?

1:05:52.480,1:05:55.153
You know those matadors in Spain?

1:05:55.480,1:05:58.631
Go there and you'll see all the ladies[br]chasing after the matadors.

1:05:58.800,1:06:00.870
You sure will. They're all trying[br]to sleep with a matador.

1:06:01.040,1:06:02.678
I saw it myself.[br]That's how it works.

1:06:02.960,1:06:03.870
- Brother?[br]- What?

1:06:04.040,1:06:04.916
Your hand.

1:06:05.400,1:06:07.994
Ah! My God![br]What happened to my hand?

1:06:08.160,1:06:11.277
It suddenly turned into a paw.[br]It's an animal's hand.

1:06:11.440,1:06:14.352
My hand's in bad shape.

1:06:14.640,1:06:16.232
What are we going to do?

1:06:16.400,1:06:18.197
Back home we'd put some[br]ammonia on it.

1:06:18.360,1:06:20.237
Where can we find ammonia[br]on this island?

1:06:20.400,1:06:22.630
They say pee contains it.[br]- Pee?

1:06:22.800,1:06:24.677
- Urine.[br]- Pee on my hand.

1:06:24.840,1:06:27.354
Pee on it, Halil Ibo.[br]Pee on it quick.

1:06:27.520,1:06:29.238
Pee.

1:06:30.960,1:06:33.315
Where are you pissing?[br]Do it on my hand.

1:06:40.720,1:06:42.676
Man you've got a lot of pee.

1:06:42.840,1:06:45.035
You pissed on my hand 10 times[br]and we washed it with seawater.

1:06:45.200,1:06:47.395
- It's still not normal.[br]- But the swelling's gone down?

1:06:47.560,1:06:50.677
It has, but it sure smells bad.

1:06:52.600,1:06:54.431
Hold this.[br]Give me that.

1:06:55.160,1:06:57.674
This is why I took his glasses.

1:06:57.920,1:07:00.229
I'm going to reverse the lens.

1:07:00.520,1:07:02.397
I rigged up a telescope to[br]spy on the other island.

1:07:02.600,1:07:04.591
I saw his glasses dangling[br]from his pocket...

1:07:04.840,1:07:08.674
...and gave him a hug[br]to lighten his load.

1:07:11.840,1:07:12.955
Let me see.

1:07:16.680,1:07:20.229
Ah! They're having fun over there.

1:07:20.800,1:07:22.358
Wow, wow.

1:07:22.520,1:07:24.238
There are the three horsemen.

1:07:24.400,1:07:26.231
They're cavoring like dolphins.

1:07:26.400,1:07:28.436
Like colts, like mares.

1:07:28.760,1:07:31.797
It's bombastic and fantastic.

1:07:32.120,1:07:36.352
What kind of compassion is that.[br]A fruit basket full of all things.

1:07:36.800,1:07:39.268
- Oan I see?[br]- Just a second, sonny.

1:07:40.040,1:07:43.237
Ah, the mysteries of this world.[br]What wonders thou hath wrought.

1:07:43.520,1:07:45.033
Oh my, she's doing suppersaults.

1:07:45.200,1:07:47.077
Well, well, well,[br]she's doing suppersaults.

1:07:47.240,1:07:48.912
- Oan I have a look?[br]- Hang on a second.

1:07:49.560,1:07:51.039
I'm looking at something.

1:07:53.040,1:07:55.076
Oh, the sweet life.

1:07:55.440,1:07:57.715
The picture of contentment.[br]A corner of paradise.

1:07:58.080,1:07:59.069
Want a look?

1:07:59.240,1:08:01.196
- Oan I?[br]- Go on.

1:08:02.120,1:08:04.190
I tested you, and you failed.

1:08:04.360,1:08:07.830
Who are you to look when I'm here?[br]- I'm sorry.

1:08:19.319,1:08:20.957
Why the long face?

1:08:21.200,1:08:22.872
- I miss Tugçe.[br]- Who's Tugçe?

1:08:23.040,1:08:25.270
- My fiancée.[br]- You've got a fiancée?

1:08:25.439,1:08:26.316
Uh-huh.

1:08:26.600,1:08:27.794
Look at you. When's the wedding?

1:08:27.960,1:08:31.111
If fate allows, when I win[br]the competition.

1:08:31.600,1:08:33.430
So you won't have a wedding.[br]- Why not?

1:08:33.600,1:08:35.511
Because I'm going to win.[br]- So be it.

1:08:35.680,1:08:37.272
May the lovers be united.

1:08:38.760,1:08:41.957
OK, if I win I'll[br]throw you a modest...

1:08:42.200,1:08:45.112
...not at all expensive, wedding.

1:08:45.279,1:08:47.714
- Really?[br]- I promise I will.

1:08:47.960,1:08:49.313
Thanks, what can I say?

1:08:49.479,1:08:52.073
I'll do it. I consider it a duty.[br]I'm like a big brother to you.

1:08:53.399,1:08:56.278
I have known love, too.[br]I have experienced fickle love.

1:08:56.560,1:08:57.595
Who did you love?

1:08:57.760,1:09:00.319
A woman named Sibel.[br]- What happened?

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- I couldn't tell her.[br]- Why?

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I was all ready to tell her,[br]after handing her the marbles.

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When she said she was engaged[br]I bottled it up inside.

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You've been through a lot.[br]- Of course I have.

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I'm an animal on the outside[br]but a baby on the inside.

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- That's you, alright.[br]- A real baby.

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- Shall I sing a folk song?[br]- Go on.

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Don't lean against the pear tree.

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Don't trust tongues of sugar.

1:09:38.880,1:09:40.518
Enough! We're sleeping over here!

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OK then! Go back to sleep!

1:09:44.080,1:09:45.991
You'll be sleeping all winter,[br]for three months.

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So what if you miss one night?[br]Bear. Angus.

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She knows not the language of love.[br]She knows nothing of the heartstrings.

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They've spoiled the night.[br]Their hearts are coated with butter.

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Hello, everyone.

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Hello.

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Today we will say goodbye to a[br]contestant from the losing team...

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...after we play another[br]elimination challenge.

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This is the foam challenge.

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It looks funny but is difficult.

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First, everyone competes alone...

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...and then with a partner.

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Do you have any questions?

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Good. The first contestants[br]can go to the staring line.

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The blue team won.

1:10:58.640,1:11:00.949
A girl passed you[br]How can a dude live that down?

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We're at a critical juncture.[br]The blue team is up 2-1.

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If the blue team wins this round[br]they win the challenge.

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See what happened to us?

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If we lose again they win.

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But if the red team wins[br]it will be a 2-2 tie...

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...and couples will compete.

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The team leaders can go[br]to the staring line.

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Oome on, Recep.

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Taylan, you'll win.

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The team leaders are ready.[br]The competition is fierce.

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Oome on, Recep.[br]Recep!

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Good job. Way to go, Recep.

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Oome on.

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2-2.

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That's it![br]- Good job.

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I'm here to bury fake Hercules.

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I'm here to bury fake[br]Oonan the Barbarians.

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My name is Recep Ivedik.[br]And that's that.

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Oongratulations to the red team.[br]Taylan and Eda from the blue team...

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...and Recep and Gaye from the red team[br]will now compete.

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Take your places.

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- Irfan?[br]- Yes?

1:12:21.840,1:12:24.513
I hurt my leg in the last contest.

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I don't want to strain it worse.

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I'd like to withdraw if possible.

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What's that? No,[br]that's impossible.

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- You'll finish it out. Right, Irfan?[br]- What happened to your leg?

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- It hurts.[br]- There's nothing wrong with it.

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- Please.[br]- That leg is just fine.

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It's perfectly healthy.

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Recep, you'll have to compete[br]with a female...

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...so we'll pair you with Aslihan[br]since Gaye is injured.

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No way. That's impossible.[br]No, Irfan.

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Don't say that[br]It's out of the question.

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I can't compete with her[br]as my partner.

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That would be great, Irfan.

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It'll be nice and fun.

1:12:59.200,1:13:01.475
It's impossible, Irfan.[br]Don't we have to slide?

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Won't we be tied together?[br]- Yes.

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What will we be tied with?

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We'd need a towing cable.

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There's no rope strong enough.

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I can't do it. Not with her.

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Irfan, I'll compete if I have to.

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She's so eager to slide in cream.

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Why doesn't production give her[br]a few boxes of cream...

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...and let her lather up and[br]slide all she wants?

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This is a contest. It's impossible.

1:13:21.280,1:13:24.352
Will the couples please proceed[br]to the staring line?

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Just look at this.[br]It's all your fault.

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Are you ready?

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Look, we need some acceleration...

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...and you'll go like a truck[br]whose brakes have failed.

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- Momentum?[br]- You don't even know the word?

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Velocity. Speed. Rate of change.

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Don'tjump the median[br]into our lane.

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What if I jumped straight onto[br]you without the median?

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I warned you earlier.[br]No fighting.

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Let's concentrate on the game.[br]Are you ready?

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Pull me!

1:14:03.080,1:14:05.310
Pull me?[br]You should have jumped there.

1:14:06.160,1:14:09.516
We were anchored.[br]What did I tell you?

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This will never work...

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Speed, I said. Acceleration.[br]Just look at us.

1:14:15.040,1:14:17.952
That's not an ass it's cushion.

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Pull me instead of talking.

1:14:20.040,1:14:22.156
It's always a struggle with you.

1:14:22.600,1:14:25.956
Damn you.

1:14:27.680,1:14:29.398
The blue team won.

1:14:29.680,1:14:32.433
We couldn't even make it[br]to the end.

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Irfan, will you untie me?

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Will you untie me?

1:14:39.320,1:14:41.629
I'm going to cry.[br]Will you untie me?

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- Good evening.[br]- Good evening.

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We're sharing the excitement[br]of another elimination.

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As you know, a member of[br]the red team...

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...will be leaving us tonight.[br]But before we proceed...

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...I'd like to turn to the[br]team captain, Recep.

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Recep, you had a troubled, unhappy[br]performance today.

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Would you like to tell[br]us what happened?

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Irfan, I feel terrible.

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I don't want to talk.[br]I'm so bummed out.

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As you see, the nerves of[br]the red team are frayed.

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So let's keep this short

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What are you looking at?[br]- Look straight ahead.

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I'll bust yourjaw.

1:15:14.800,1:15:16.119
What are you doing?

1:15:16.280,1:15:19.113
Irfan, I feel bad as it is[br]and he's making faces at me.

1:15:19.280,1:15:22.590
Let's not make provoke[br]each other, Taylan.

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Thank you.

1:15:24.120,1:15:26.839
Then it's time to begin the[br]elimination process.

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Recep? We're beginning the[br]elimination vote.

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You'll each write down a name,[br]staring with Recep.

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Look dumbo, I don't have a[br]personal problem with you.

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I like you as a person, and think[br]you have a good heart

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But I've had it with you.

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With your bugs and dirt,[br]your lice and mud.

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With even that peculiar[br]way your skin smells.

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With the minutes of sleep[br]you steal at night.

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I've had it up to here with your[br]non-stop snoring and grumbling.

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I wake up to your snores[br]and I am ambushed by your farts.

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You unleash them all night long.

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I'm sick of living with you.[br]I'm sick and tired.

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It's time for you to go.[br]Leave this place.

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Get lost and go. We don't want[br]you on this island anymore.

1:16:12.480,1:16:13.674
Scram. Get out of here.

1:16:14.200,1:16:15.553
Go to the devil for all I care.

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You're a disgrace to the team.[br]You're no good at the games...

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...or at anything else.[br]I've had it up to here.

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Halil Ibrahim.

1:16:27.880,1:16:30.155
Enough. I don't want you on[br]this island for another second.

1:16:30.320,1:16:32.356
We have no peace, day or night.

1:16:32.640,1:16:35.074
We lose the games because[br]you keep talking.

1:16:35.240,1:16:36.958
I think you should leave.

1:16:43.040,1:16:45.474
I'll keep writing your name[br]as long as I'm on this island.

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I'm tired of being called[br]'dude' and 'hadji'.

1:16:48.360,1:16:49.634
Enough.

1:16:49.800,1:16:51.711
Who'd you write? Who?

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Recep.

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Huh![br]- Serkan.

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Arif.

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Aslihan.[br]- That's it.

1:17:10.520,1:17:12.078
Recep.

1:17:12.640,1:17:14.471
The last one.

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The person written here[br]will compete with...

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...Recep in the text voting.

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I assume this is Aslihan[br]But it's written as 'Asilhan'.

1:17:27.280,1:17:29.510
I wrote Asilhan on purpose.

1:17:29.800,1:17:32.360
- But you meant Aslihan.[br]- No, I meant Serkan.

1:17:32.640,1:17:35.279
Irfan, of course I meant Aslihan.

1:17:35.680,1:17:39.798
OK. The two contestants are clear.

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It's Recep against Aslihan.

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Our viewers can begin voting[br]by text message.

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- Irfan.[br]- Yes?

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- Oan I say something?[br]- Of course, Recep.

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I have a request to make...

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...of my beloved public[br]who are wise in all things...

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...Irfan.

1:17:57.360,1:18:00.511
Remove this virus, this tumor,[br]from the island.

1:18:00.840,1:18:03.035
It's a crying shame.

1:18:03.360,1:18:07.399
She's made life a living hell.[br]I'm suffering here.

1:18:07.640,1:18:09.437
May the public save me.

1:18:09.600,1:18:12.797
Recep, let's not manipulate the[br]public just before the vote.

1:18:13.080,1:18:16.117
It's not manipulation. It's raw emotion.[br]I'll finish up now.

1:18:16.280,1:18:18.714
My people, I'm calling on you.

1:18:19.000,1:18:22.675
Save me. This girl will gnaw[br]me away to nothing.

1:18:22.880,1:18:27.635
At night, I worry she'll bite my ears[br]or gnaw away at my guts.

1:18:27.960,1:18:31.111
May the public remove this tumor,[br]this virus, from the island.

1:18:31.320,1:18:34.949
Out off the cancerous finger.[br]Enough already, enough.

1:18:35.280,1:18:36.110
Right.

1:18:36.520,1:18:38.556
I'm sure the message[br]reached its target.

1:18:38.720,1:18:41.359
If it did there's no problem.

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As I told you a moment ago...

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...voting by text has begun.[br]As the viewers text we will have...

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...a short commercial break and then[br]find out who's been eliminated.

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If I lose this I'll jump right[br]into the fire.

1:18:57.520,1:19:00.080
If that cow beats me I'll make[br]a roast lamb of myself.

1:19:00.240,1:19:01.832
Watch your mouth.[br]What kind of talk is that?

1:19:02.000,1:19:03.718
Shut your trap.[br]Button it.

1:19:04.080,1:19:05.479
We're going live.[br]Get ready.

1:19:05.640,1:19:08.950
I'm even more excited now[br]I'm beside myself.

1:19:09.120,1:19:12.112
OK, friends.[br]We're together again.

1:19:12.480,1:19:14.471
We continue The Island live,[br]from where we left off.

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The excitement of elimination night.

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Text message voting is now closed.

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We're preparing the envelope[br]containing the name of...

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...the person leaving The Island.

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If the notary is finished,[br]hand me the envelope.

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- Thank you.[br]- I've never seen this notary.

1:19:33.320,1:19:34.594
- What's that, Recep?[br]- What?

1:19:34.760,1:19:36.159
- You said something?[br]- Yeah, I did.

1:19:36.320,1:19:38.834
- What?[br]- I've never seen this notary.

1:19:39.240,1:19:40.753
- You're fixated on the notary.[br]- Yes, I am.

1:19:41.120,1:19:43.680
Papers come and go but I've[br]never seen this notary.

1:19:43.840,1:19:45.910
This is a deserted island.[br]Where could he be?

1:19:46.160,1:19:48.116
Does he wander the jungle at night?

1:19:48.360,1:19:50.715
- The notary's in Istanbul.[br]- How do you get cerification?

1:19:51.000,1:19:52.479
We have a live feed.[br]He tells us.

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A crew member writes down the[br]results and puts them in an envelope.

1:19:55.480,1:19:58.950
If my aunt had a mustache[br]she'd be my uncle.

1:19:59.400,1:20:03.154
If granny had a beard[br]she'd be grandpa.

1:20:03.480,1:20:04.799
What are you looking at?[br]- Turn and look straight ahead.

1:20:04.960,1:20:05.949
- What are you looking at?[br]- Turn round.

1:20:06.120,1:20:07.838
I'll bust yourjaw.[br]- Just try it.

1:20:08.000,1:20:11.151
I'll get you thrown off the island.

1:20:11.320,1:20:13.914
Friends.

1:20:15.640,1:20:17.358
Disgusting guy.[br]- Recep, what are you doing?

1:20:17.520,1:20:19.988
- I hocked a loogie.[br]- We're on the air.

1:20:20.240,1:20:23.118
Oh, I didn't realize, Irfan.

1:20:23.360,1:20:24.918
I thought commercials were on.

1:20:25.080,1:20:26.593
OK, Recep.[br]I'm opening the envelope.

1:20:26.760,1:20:28.990
Open it. Why do you explain[br]everything you do?

1:20:29.160,1:20:30.593
You're some kind of life-shortener.

1:20:30.920,1:20:32.990
I'm taking the papers,[br]I'm opening the envelope.

1:20:33.320,1:20:35.834
I'm beginning to read.[br]Just read it already.

1:20:39.040,1:20:39.677
Who was voted off?

1:20:39.840,1:20:42.798
We're presented with[br]an interesting situation.

1:20:43.360,1:20:46.955
The two contestants have nearly[br]the same votes.

1:20:47.160,1:20:50.391
- Oh no...[br]- The person leaving the island...

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...has lost by a hair.

1:20:53.360,1:20:54.759
If it's a hair, I won.

1:20:55.120,1:20:56.519
Friends.

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As the result of text voting...

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...the person leaving the island[br]the dream of...

1:21:04.560,1:21:07.916
...the 500,000 lira prize...

1:21:08.200,1:21:09.918
Are you reading a receipt or what?[br]Read it faster.

1:21:10.320,1:21:12.675
Friends, that person is...

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...Aslihan.[br]- That's it. That's it.

1:21:17.680,1:21:21.958
The public got it right again.

1:21:22.200,1:21:23.997
Thank you, Turkey.

1:21:24.280,1:21:26.236
Thank you, Turkey.

1:21:26.440,1:21:28.715
With our public we will[br]continue to advance.

1:21:28.960,1:21:30.109
We'll make great progress.

1:21:30.280,1:21:33.829
They identified the microbe.[br]Thank you.

1:21:34.040,1:21:36.315
- Yes.[br]- I'd like to address the public.

1:21:36.480,1:21:38.232
- Go right ahead.[br]- I must deplore our people.

1:21:38.400,1:21:40.152
- Why?[br]- Lf that Angus and me...

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...had almost the same votes,[br]shame on the public.

1:21:44.040,1:21:46.235
Send a few more text messages.

1:21:46.520,1:21:48.351
How could I be at her level?

1:21:48.520,1:21:51.353
Shame on you,[br]I deplore the public.

1:21:51.800,1:21:55.509
You can now bid farewell[br]to your friends.

1:22:05.800,1:22:07.438
We are sending you off The Island.

1:22:07.840,1:22:09.910
I was sick of all of it.

1:22:10.120,1:22:12.680
- What?[br]- I was sick of it.

1:22:13.000,1:22:16.709
OK, I wish you all good luck.

1:22:16.880,1:22:20.634
I am sending the red and blue teams[br]back to their islands.

1:22:22.240,1:22:24.993
The team leaders are ready.[br]At the sound of the whistle...

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...you'll add the first 20 kilos.

1:22:42.760,1:22:45.228
OK, Recep. You won.[br]You can drop it now.

1:22:45.520,1:22:48.193
He won but he's still holding it.[br]And he dropped it.

1:22:55.120,1:22:56.439
Burak.

1:23:02.080,1:23:05.197
Recep won.[br]Recep takes the prize.

1:23:20.640,1:23:24.110
Deniz, you can say farewell.

1:23:37.640,1:23:41.030
We now have one less person[br]on The Island.

1:23:44.920,1:23:47.434
Another interesting celebration[br]from Recep.

1:23:51.000,1:23:54.072
The blue team has 4 people left,[br]the red team 3.

1:24:16.880,1:24:18.791
Recep won.

1:24:27.720,1:24:30.109
The blue team has 3 people left,[br]the red team 2.

1:24:30.360,1:24:33.238
That means that from this[br]moment forward...

1:24:33.760,1:24:38.117
...the rules stipulate that with[br]2 people left on each team...

1:24:38.600,1:24:41.831
...we merge the teams and you[br]compete as individuals.

1:24:42.080,1:24:46.870
Tomorrow we'll have a party to celebrate[br]the merging of the teams.

1:24:50.440,1:24:52.908
I'll have some of that chicken, too.

1:24:53.360,1:24:55.237
I'm going to have a lot of it.

1:24:55.560,1:24:58.757
And a little spaghetti.

1:24:59.080,1:25:00.593
And a little Greek salad.

1:25:00.920,1:25:02.638
This is what I dreamt of.

1:25:02.800,1:25:04.028
I bit that girl for this.

1:25:04.200,1:25:06.395
You've ruined the whole meal.

1:25:06.760,1:25:09.035
You took it all for yourself.[br]We're going to eat, too.

1:25:09.200,1:25:11.156
You put your hand in the pasta.[br]You did such gross things.

1:25:11.320,1:25:12.389
Sort yourself out.

1:25:12.560,1:25:14.790
You've been eating with your hands[br]for a month and half.

1:25:14.960,1:25:16.473
And now you play the gentleman?

1:25:16.640,1:25:18.437
He keeps looking at my plate.

1:25:18.600,1:25:20.431
You do whatever Recep does.

1:25:20.600,1:25:22.272
You eat what Recep eats.

1:25:22.440,1:25:24.112
Try to be a little original.

1:25:24.280,1:25:25.872
- Take it easy.[br]- Here, eat it all.

1:25:26.200,1:25:27.235
Have some chicken from there.

1:25:27.400,1:25:29.630
Gnaw on that.

1:25:29.920,1:25:32.514
Do you want some, too?[br]You'll be hankering for some.

1:25:34.200,1:25:37.829
And a little spaghetti.

1:25:38.200,1:25:40.794
A little salad and garniture.

1:25:41.200,1:25:43.270
You need a balanced meal.

1:25:43.560,1:25:45.357
Something from the 3 food groups.

1:25:45.520,1:25:48.751
A protein, a carbohydrate, a vegetable.[br]Salad.

1:25:49.000,1:25:51.992
Eat a balanced meal and you'll stay[br]fit and healthy.

1:25:52.320,1:25:53.753
- What's your name?[br]- Eda.

1:25:53.920,1:25:55.956
Eda, nice. I'm Recep Ivedik.

1:25:56.200,1:25:58.475
- This is Halil Ibo. Say hi to big sis.[br]- Hi, big sister.

1:25:58.640,1:26:01.279
Big sister? You're both older than me.

1:26:01.520,1:26:02.919
What's your birth year?

1:26:03.080,1:26:05.389
- I'm '7 too.[br]- Really? You're '87 too?

1:26:05.680,1:26:07.033
I'm '87 too.

1:26:07.280,1:26:10.431
We record our births a little[br]late in the village.

1:26:10.680,1:26:12.955
They don't register it straight away.

1:26:13.120,1:26:16.829
That's because 2/3 of us[br]are born morons.

1:26:17.080,1:26:19.833
So the family waits,[br]overwhelmed by grief.

1:26:20.000,1:26:22.070
Some are born three-headed.

1:26:22.280,1:26:24.510
We had one with eight arms,[br]Necmi the Octopus.

1:26:24.760,1:26:27.752
It keeps happening.[br]Some are half-man, half-goat.

1:26:27.920,1:26:31.151
We record those births at the[br]Ministry of Rural Affairs.

1:26:31.560,1:26:33.391
We call him 'Goatboy'.

1:26:35.000,1:26:38.595
But as the poet said, 'You're[br]only as old as you feel inside.'

1:26:38.840,1:26:40.796
What the poet means to say is[br]that you might look old but how...

1:26:41.040,1:26:42.598
...you feel is what's important.

1:26:42.760,1:26:44.079
How old do you feel?

1:26:44.320,1:26:46.072
- 85-90.[br]- Why?

1:26:46.480,1:26:49.677
Life wore me out.[br]Life has trampled me.

1:26:50.360,1:26:52.555
Poor thing. I feel for you.[br]- I feel for you.

1:26:53.040,1:26:55.918
Eda, I see you're deep in conversation.[br]You must have a lot in common.

1:26:56.080,1:26:57.513
Did you hear a buzzing sound?

1:26:57.680,1:27:00.911
I heard something like a[br]fly or a mosquito.

1:27:04.320,1:27:07.471
OK, friends! Welcome.

1:27:07.640,1:27:10.757
It's game time at the[br]team merger party.

1:27:10.960,1:27:13.713
I've got a great game for you.

1:27:13.880,1:27:17.077
And the name of the game is:[br]Limbo!

1:27:23.440,1:27:25.237
It's a simple dance game[br]We have two verical bars.

1:27:25.400,1:27:27.960
And a horizontal pole. All you do[br]is go under the pole.

1:27:28.120,1:27:30.793
We lower the pole a notch[br]each time you do. It's simple.

1:27:30.960,1:27:33.633
Let me demonstrate.

1:27:35.040,1:27:36.553
Music!

1:27:43.680,1:27:45.830
Explain it so it makes sense![br]You're wobbling all over the place.

1:27:46.000,1:27:48.195
Ok. It's easy.[br]You pass under the pole.

1:27:48.360,1:27:50.112
Easy, you say. I haven't beaten anyone[br]up for one and half months.

1:27:50.280,1:27:53.078
But I'm about to explode.[br]Get out of here. Get lost.

1:27:53.400,1:27:54.515
It's simple, Taylan.

1:27:54.680,1:27:56.557
If it's so simple, Recep,[br]let me make you cry uncle.

1:27:56.720,1:27:59.678
- You... make me cry uncle?[br]- That's what I'm going to do.

1:27:59.960,1:28:00.915
Oome on, let's do it.

1:28:01.080,1:28:02.832
- Are you ready, Taylan?[br]- I'm ready.

1:28:03.200,1:28:04.997
Start the music.

1:28:10.840,1:28:14.150
Bravo, Taylan made it.[br]It's Recep's turn. Oome on, Recep.

1:28:14.560,1:28:15.993
It's easy at this level.

1:28:16.280,1:28:18.111
I'm staring the music.[br]- Play it.

1:28:18.440,1:28:20.112
Music!

1:28:24.120,1:28:25.792
Bravo, Recep! Great!

1:28:26.040,1:28:28.190
Now we lower the pole a notch.

1:28:28.440,1:28:30.271
Hang on. Lower it two notches.

1:28:31.280,1:28:32.599
- Two notches?[br]- Two, two.

1:28:32.920,1:28:35.036
We're lowering it two notches.

1:28:35.520,1:28:36.635
Just a minute.

1:28:36.960,1:28:39.428
Oan he lower it like that?

1:28:39.720,1:28:40.789
If he wants to.

1:28:40.960,1:28:42.791
OK, then I want to lower it[br]two more notches.

1:28:42.960,1:28:44.473
- Two more?[br]- Two more notches.

1:28:44.640,1:28:46.437
Recep is lowering it two more notches.

1:28:46.600,1:28:48.670
Be careful you don't hurt yourself.

1:28:48.880,1:28:51.314
Lower it another one. We've got a[br]wisecracker. Down another notch.

1:28:51.480,1:28:53.391
- Another notch?[br]- Lower it one more.

1:28:53.600,1:28:55.033
We're lowering it another notch.

1:28:55.320,1:28:56.719
Recep, you'll wind up in the hospital.

1:28:56.880,1:28:58.598
- Lower it another one.[br]- Are you sure?

1:28:58.760,1:29:01.035
He's egging me on.[br]Take it down another notch.

1:29:01.280,1:29:03.510
OK, we're lowering it another notch.

1:29:04.240,1:29:05.309
Now one more notch.

1:29:05.480,1:29:07.914
- Oan you pass under that?[br]- Let's say I do.

1:29:08.080,1:29:10.753
- How will you do that?[br]- That's none of your business.

1:29:10.960,1:29:13.190
I can't get under that. I can't[br]lay down under that pole.

1:29:13.360,1:29:14.998
You go first,[br]then I'll go.

1:29:15.160,1:29:16.957
- OK, I'm doing it.[br]- OK, pass under it.

1:29:17.240,1:29:20.596
The contest is heating up.

1:29:20.760,1:29:23.069
Oan Taylan pass under it[br]at this height?

1:29:24.120,1:29:25.439
Music!

1:29:35.920,1:29:37.319
Taylan fell! Taylan fell!

1:29:37.640,1:29:39.870
Taylan fell!

1:29:40.120,1:29:41.838
It's not possible.

1:29:42.480,1:29:44.436
No human could pass under that.

1:29:44.680,1:29:46.716
Look at the shape I'm in,[br]and I couldn't.

1:29:47.000,1:29:49.309
How can he do it with that[br]big belly and fat ass of his?

1:29:49.560,1:29:51.869
I'll make it.[br]I'm telling you I will.

1:29:52.080,1:29:54.310
If he makes it[br]I'll bray like a donkey.

1:29:54.480,1:29:58.075
That's quite a dare.[br]Things have heated up even more.

1:29:58.280,1:30:00.589
You'll bray like a donkey if I pass[br]under that pole?

1:30:00.760,1:30:03.399
- I'll bray like a donkey.[br]- Right here, in front of everyone?

1:30:03.560,1:30:05.278
In front of everyone.

1:30:05.920,1:30:08.559
Well then, I'll lower it another...

1:30:08.800,1:30:10.518
...notch from where he lowered it.

1:30:10.680,1:30:14.434
Unbelievable. What a challenge.[br]It could be a world record.

1:30:14.600,1:30:17.956
So Recep, you're saying:[br]That's not how it's done...

1:30:18.240,1:30:19.878
...this is![br]- That's exactly what I'm saying.

1:30:20.040,1:30:22.429
I'm throwing down the glove.[br]I'll show you, I'm saying.

1:30:22.600,1:30:24.238
- Recep, are you ready?[br]- Play the music.

1:30:24.600,1:30:25.919
Music!

1:30:37.520,1:30:39.192
- You're incredible.[br]- Amazing!

1:30:39.440,1:30:41.271
It's a limbo world record.

1:30:41.440,1:30:44.193
You're amazing, Recep.[br]Bravo. Oongratulations.

1:30:44.360,1:30:46.271
You get the Mr. Limbo trophy!

1:30:46.480,1:30:49.313
- Today I'm Mr. Limbo.[br]- Bring the trophy.

1:30:49.960,1:30:52.394
Hear it one and all.[br]I'm Mr. Limbo.

1:30:53.600,1:30:55.511
It's a nice trophy.[br]Thank you.

1:30:55.680,1:30:57.671
I'll keep it forever.

1:30:58.000,1:31:00.673
What happened? You said[br]I wouldn't make it.

1:31:00.960,1:31:03.030
You said my ass was too fat?

1:31:03.200,1:31:05.998
You promised to bray like a donkey.[br]Go on then, bray.

1:31:06.160,1:31:07.673
Recep, that's just a[br]figure of speech.

1:31:07.840,1:31:09.592
No it's not, buddy.

1:31:09.840,1:31:12.274
Bray like you promised.[br]Here, in front of everyone.

1:31:12.440,1:31:13.634
There are girls here, Recep.[br]You're going too far.

1:31:13.800,1:31:16.155
There are female donkeys, too.[br]Let me hear you bray.

1:31:16.320,1:31:17.833
OK, I'm braying.

1:31:20.120,1:31:22.759
What was that. Are you a donkey or[br]an ambulance?

1:31:23.080,1:31:24.433
A donkey brays like this.

1:31:27.240,1:31:28.593
Put some soul in it.

1:31:31.120,1:31:34.032
Good for you. Everyone needs a[br]donkey like you. What's your name.

1:31:34.440,1:31:36.635
- Taylan.[br]- Taylan the pylon. Screw you.

1:31:37.760,1:31:39.637
That was a great contest.

1:31:39.800,1:31:42.360
Mr. Limbo.[br]- Shut up. That's enough.

1:31:43.920,1:31:45.035
Halil.

1:31:45.680,1:31:46.635
Halil.

1:31:46.920,1:31:48.956
Halil Ibo. Halil Ibo.

1:31:50.760,1:31:53.479
Halil, my boy.[br]Halil Ibo.

1:31:55.120,1:31:57.270
- What happened?[br]- Get up. We've got a mission.

1:31:57.440,1:31:59.795
Mission? What time is it?[br]- A secret mission.

1:32:00.040,1:32:03.510
Get me pots and pans, and rope.[br]No questions. Run.

1:32:05.880,1:32:07.359
Oome here.

1:32:08.720,1:32:11.075
What are we doing at the toilet[br]in the middle of the night?

1:32:11.320,1:32:14.437
Our mission has two phases.

1:32:15.200,1:32:17.714
- What mission?[br]- Soldiers don't ask questions.

1:32:18.040,1:32:19.837
You're a private.

1:32:20.160,1:32:23.357
I'm a general.[br]Don't make me shout.

1:32:23.680,1:32:25.033
I'm sorry.

1:32:25.320,1:32:26.753
Open that. Pull up the seat.

1:32:26.920,1:32:29.593
Take the pot.[br]Open it wide.

1:32:39.400,1:32:40.469
I'm going to throw up.

1:32:40.960,1:32:43.633
Boy they shit a lot.

1:32:44.360,1:32:47.352
Lay down right here.[br]Lay down.

1:32:48.120,1:32:50.350
I'm going to lower you down. OK?

1:32:50.560,1:32:54.314
I want you to fill the pot with[br]whatever's down there.

1:32:54.480,1:32:56.357
- I'll throw up.[br]- No, you won't.

1:32:56.880,1:32:58.313
Let's go.

1:33:00.120,1:33:02.031
- Dive in.[br]- I can't believe we're doing this.

1:33:02.200,1:33:03.872
- Are you filling it?[br]- I'm elbow deep.

1:33:04.040,1:33:06.838
Fill it up good.[br]Plaster that pot good.

1:33:07.000,1:33:08.194
Pull me up.

1:33:11.680,1:33:12.829
Get up, quick.

1:33:13.000,1:33:14.718
Nice.

1:33:16.320,1:33:17.878
Oome with me. Run.

1:33:20.600,1:33:22.909
What do you see over there?

1:33:23.080,1:33:25.230
- A game.[br]- What kind of game.

1:33:25.640,1:33:27.949
- What game is that?[br]- Tomorrow's grand challenge.

1:33:28.120,1:33:30.315
See those boxes up there...

1:33:30.560,1:33:32.152
They're full of sawdust.

1:33:32.320,1:33:35.995
We'll stand under them and hold[br]them shut for as long as possible.

1:33:36.280,1:33:37.599
Well, what's this for then?

1:33:37.840,1:33:40.832
I want you to fill the first[br]box with it.

1:33:41.160,1:33:44.277
We'll make sure Taylan gets that box.[br]And the fun begins.

1:33:44.440,1:33:47.512
How can you get Taylan there?[br]- I'll arrange it.

1:33:47.680,1:33:52.071
Go to the one on the far left[br]by the bushes. OK?

1:33:52.240,1:33:54.470
Fill the one on the far left.

1:33:54.680,1:33:56.477
- The first one.[br]- Right, the first one.

1:33:56.800,1:33:58.995
I'm here, OK?[br]I'll be the look-out.

1:33:59.280,1:34:02.590
If I hear anything, I'll run off.[br]I'll run away without a word.

1:34:22.920,1:34:24.797
Kudo. Oome here.

1:34:25.800,1:34:27.392
You put that in front of me.

1:34:27.560,1:34:30.632
Put it on the other end so[br]it doesn't block my view.

1:34:30.840,1:34:31.750
OK.

1:34:31.920,1:34:35.879
Quick, take these 5 things over there.

1:34:37.200,1:34:40.158
Take these, quick.

1:34:42.240,1:34:45.312
- Right, that's good.[br]- Great. Set them down.

1:34:45.440,1:34:47.351
OK, go and get ready and tell me...

1:34:47.520,1:34:49.556
...when the contestants arrive.

1:34:58.800,1:34:59.755
What's wrong, brother?

1:34:59.920,1:35:01.194
You filled the no. 1 box, right?[br]You're sure of that.

1:35:01.360,1:35:02.713
Right, the first one.

1:35:02.880,1:35:04.757
The one closest to the bushes?[br]We agree on that?

1:35:04.920,1:35:06.876
Yes, the one on the far left.

1:35:08.360,1:35:10.555
OK, go to your place.[br]You're my little tiger.

1:35:12.480,1:35:14.152
Hello, friends.[br]- Hello.

1:35:14.400,1:35:17.551
We've got a thrilling[br]competition today.

1:35:17.880,1:35:21.759
We've got the excitement of[br]both an elimination...

1:35:21.960,1:35:23.837
...and a challenge today.

1:35:24.120,1:35:29.319
The person who loses the first[br]challenge will be leaving The Island.

1:35:29.600,1:35:31.955
Then what will the remaining[br]contestants do?

1:35:32.120,1:35:36.477
They will be competing[br]for the grand prize...

1:35:36.800,1:35:39.155
...and the winner will go[br]home with the prize, my friends.

1:35:39.320,1:35:42.596
Irfan, can I say something?[br]- Yes, Recep? Go on.

1:35:42.920,1:35:44.797
Irfantino, I want to thank you.

1:35:45.000,1:35:47.719
As the number one contestant...

1:35:47.960,1:35:49.359
...I'll be competing at the no. 1 spot.[br]- Yes?

1:35:49.520,1:35:54.150
To show goodwill and friendship...

1:35:54.440,1:35:58.513
...I'd like Taylan to take the[br]no. 1 spot and I'll compete as no. 2.

1:35:58.840,1:36:00.239
Why do that?[br]You take it.

1:36:00.400,1:36:02.994
Why should I?[br]You take no. 1, you idiot.

1:36:03.160,1:36:05.355
Has something hit you on the head?

1:36:05.520,1:36:09.957
Look, I'm saying this for your[br]own good, if you want to.

1:36:10.240,1:36:12.435
Well, I really have to say[br]that staying here...

1:36:12.640,1:36:14.039
...on the island together[br]has done you good.

1:36:14.200,1:36:15.918
You've surprised me.

1:36:16.120,1:36:18.509
Arrange things as you like.

1:36:19.000,1:36:20.672
- Go on then.[br]- Thanks.

1:36:20.960,1:36:22.916
They say something will fall[br]on our heads...

1:36:23.160,1:36:25.549
You'll soon get a better[br]idea of what they're saying.

1:36:25.720,1:36:27.597
- What do you mean?[br]- I have no idea.

1:36:28.360,1:36:31.909
If you're ready and holding[br]the shutters tight, let's begin.

1:36:37.400,1:36:39.994
Everyone's using two hands.[br]I'm the only one using one.

1:36:40.160,1:36:41.798
- Why?[br]- What's it to you?

1:36:42.120,1:36:45.635
Think you can tell me qhat to do?[br]I'll do what I want, Irfan.

1:36:49.120,1:36:53.033
5 contestants are holding their[br]shutter closed.

1:36:53.280,1:36:55.271
Nobody's showing signs of strain.

1:36:55.440,1:37:01.197
But as the minutes pass it will[br]get more difficult.

1:37:01.680,1:37:03.557
That kid on the end is about[br]to let go.

1:37:03.800,1:37:05.119
- Oenk?[br]- Yes, Oenk.

1:37:05.320,1:37:07.436
Oenk! Are going to tank?

1:37:07.720,1:37:10.280
I got a cramp in my leg.[br]- Oramps are terrible.

1:37:10.440,1:37:12.590
You might have a stroke.[br]Just let go.

1:37:14.520,1:37:16.192
Oenk let go!

1:37:16.560,1:37:17.675
Oenk is out.

1:37:18.000,1:37:19.672
- Halil?[br]- Yes?

1:37:19.840,1:37:22.434
- What are you doing?[br]- Don't make me talk.

1:37:22.760,1:37:25.399
- Halil?[br]- Yes?

1:37:25.680,1:37:27.352
Never mind. I won't say it.[br]Forget it.

1:37:27.520,1:37:29.795
Brother.

1:37:29.960,1:37:32.349
- Oh no.[br]- Halil Ibrahim let go.

1:37:32.760,1:37:35.558
Three contestants remain.[br]For the prize.

1:37:35.720,1:37:37.551
- Eda.[br]- Yes?

1:37:38.240,1:37:41.596
Do you shave your armpits with a[br]razor or a machine? They're so smooth.

1:37:41.880,1:37:44.075
Irfan. Recep's spoiling[br]my concentration.

1:37:44.240,1:37:47.596
Please, don't get personal during[br]the competition.

1:37:47.920,1:37:50.195
Personal? I said armpit.[br]Did I say crotch?

1:37:50.360,1:37:53.318
What's personal about her pits.[br]Everyone can see them.

1:37:54.520,1:37:57.239
She's on her way out. Your beauty[br]is enough for you. Let go.

1:37:57.400,1:38:00.039
Leave gracefully.

1:38:00.880,1:38:02.279
Eda let go.

1:38:02.520,1:38:04.829
- There are 2 contestants left.[br]- Yes.

1:38:05.360,1:38:07.112
Taylan, it's just you and me.

1:38:07.280,1:38:09.316
I'm fine. I could stay here for[br]another two hours.

1:38:09.480,1:38:11.675
Let's see who's made of what.[br]- I'm fine and dandy.

1:38:11.840,1:38:13.876
Let me know when we stop in Afyon.

1:38:15.280,1:38:18.272
Hours have passed.

1:38:18.480,1:38:23.554
Look, Irfan. I've developed[br]five of my appendages.

1:38:23.840,1:38:26.479
- What are they?[br]- Two arms, two legs. And my...

1:38:26.760,1:38:28.796
- Hey, quiet.[br]- Head, my head.

1:38:28.960,1:38:31.349
Your mind is always below[br]the belt. My head.

1:38:33.120,1:38:35.759
A chocolate fountain awaits you.

1:38:36.080,1:38:38.071
Are you finding it tough?

1:38:39.560,1:38:42.552
I can't take. I can't believe[br]this guy can beat me.

1:38:42.840,1:38:44.831
Let go, let go.

1:38:46.240,1:38:48.310
- Oh no![br]- And Taylan let go!

1:38:48.520,1:38:50.556
Oh no! Sawdust came out.

1:38:50.760,1:38:53.797
Halil, you said you filled that?[br]- I swear it, I did.

1:38:53.960,1:38:56.315
Damn you, Halil.[br]You messed up bad.

1:38:56.480,1:38:58.789
- I swear I filled that one.[br]- I asked you.

1:38:58.960,1:39:00.473
Did you say the first one,[br]or the second.

1:39:00.640,1:39:03.916
- OK, Recep, you can let go.[br]- Irfan, I won, didn't I?

1:39:04.080,1:39:06.071
- Yes.[br]- OK, you can all go.

1:39:06.240,1:39:07.878
You already won, let go.

1:39:08.040,1:39:10.474
I'm not letting go. Don't wait for me.[br]Go off. I'm going for the record.

1:39:10.640,1:39:12.119
You already broke the record.

1:39:12.280,1:39:14.635
Don't make me talk.[br]I'm running out of strength.

1:39:14.800,1:39:16.870
- Just let go.[br]- Irfan Bey, he better not.

1:39:17.040,1:39:19.474
- Let's intervene.[br]- I can't take it, Irfan. I'm shaking.

1:39:19.640,1:39:22.074
- Just let go.[br]- God! I can't hold it anymore.

1:39:22.240,1:39:24.310
- Just let go.[br]- God help me.

1:39:27.480,1:39:28.993
What's this?

1:39:32.320,1:39:34.117
Damn it!

1:39:35.760,1:39:38.115
I'm covered with the island's shit.

1:39:38.840,1:39:41.229
What kind of champion is this?

1:39:41.400,1:39:43.834
Thanks a lot.

1:39:44.200,1:39:46.430
I showered in shit cause of you.

1:39:46.720,1:39:49.075
I took a shit shower.

1:39:50.000,1:39:51.558
Rich people's shit is different.

1:39:51.720,1:39:53.358
You can get the stain out[br]but not the smell.

1:39:53.520,1:39:55.397
I swear I put it in the right place.

1:39:55.560,1:39:58.472
Like shit you did. If you had,[br]it would have spilled out on Taylan.

1:39:58.640,1:40:00.915
- And not on my head.[br]- I swear on my mom and dad.

1:40:01.080,1:40:03.992
Don't mix them up in this.

1:40:05.680,1:40:08.035
What are you doing here?[br]- Washing laundry. Oan't you see?

1:40:08.200,1:40:11.476
Recep, I've got some dirty socks and[br]underwear. Oould you give them a scrub?

1:40:12.520,1:40:14.988
Very funny. Take her and scram.[br]Get out of here.

1:40:15.160,1:40:17.276
I'll pierce you right in the heel.

1:40:17.480,1:40:19.357
- Maniac![br]- Beat it!

1:40:20.280,1:40:22.953
Set this up.[br]Set this up.

1:40:23.280,1:40:25.589
Even water rests,[br]but never the enemy.

1:40:28.760,1:40:30.512
Set it up further along.

1:40:30.760,1:40:31.636
Set that up there.

1:40:40.440,1:40:43.398
Welcome to the grand finale[br]of The Island.

1:40:44.040,1:40:45.632
Thank you.

1:40:47.760,1:40:50.877
The moment we're all been waiting for[br]...

1:40:51.080,1:40:52.718
...has finally arrived.

1:40:52.880,1:40:55.633
One of the four contestants you[br]see here today will be...

1:40:55.840,1:40:59.879
...The Island champion this year[br]and walk away with 500,000.

1:41:02.200,1:41:06.557
As you see, all the contestants[br]eliminated so far are here...

1:41:06.760,1:41:08.557
...to cheer you on.

1:41:08.720,1:41:11.837
I'd like to thank you all.[br]Thank you, friends.

1:41:12.360,1:41:15.272
Let's begin the first challenge[br]of the final day.

1:41:15.560,1:41:18.552
We begin with Recep and Taylan.

1:41:19.120,1:41:20.519
- What are you looking at?[br]- What is it?

1:41:20.680,1:41:22.079
- Mind your business.[br]- Shut up.

1:41:22.960,1:41:24.951
Now you see it, now you don't.

1:41:25.200,1:41:27.589
Nobody gets past me.

1:41:28.600,1:41:30.716
Bang bang! 2-0.

1:41:32.760,1:41:34.159
And Recep wins 3 out of 3.

1:41:34.440,1:41:37.512
I give from the right,[br]and from the left.

1:41:37.800,1:41:40.030
And one right up the middle.

1:41:41.720,1:41:43.199
It's 1-1.

1:41:46.360,1:41:48.669
And Halil Ibrahim won.

1:41:54.080,1:41:56.992
And 3-2. Recep went from 2-0[br]to 3-2 to win.

1:41:57.800,1:42:01.076
It'll be a pleasure to watch[br]the ladies compete.

1:42:01.240,1:42:03.708
- Shut up.[br]- Get lost. Button it.

1:42:04.080,1:42:06.116
The women are competing.

1:42:07.200,1:42:10.795
And 3-0. Taylan gets another[br]point with no losses.

1:42:11.280,1:42:12.554
Taylan caught it.

1:42:13.520,1:42:16.592
Winning 3-0, Taylan gets[br]another point.

1:42:17.880,1:42:20.792
Eda caught it! Eda's up 2-0.

1:42:21.000,1:42:23.594
Not like this, Irfan.[br]I can't concentrate.

1:42:23.920,1:42:25.069
I can't put forward my best game.

1:42:25.240,1:42:27.276
- Why?[br]- Because of those boobies.

1:42:27.440,1:42:30.557
When the baton pops up[br]they're right in front of my eyes.

1:42:30.720,1:42:33.109
- Put on a T-shirt[br]- Keep your eyes to yourself.

1:42:33.640,1:42:37.076
I'd have come topless, Irfan.[br]I'd have come naked if I'd known.

1:42:37.360,1:42:39.078
If I do this I won't see them.

1:42:40.320,1:42:44.029
- Doesn't he have to lower his hand?[br]- You turned out to be a bad egg, Eda.

1:42:44.560,1:42:46.437
And Recep caught it!

1:42:46.840,1:42:49.149
Eda says farewell to The Island.

1:42:50.480,1:42:52.948
We're clapping for Eda, friends.

1:42:54.200,1:42:57.590
We move on to the second of the 2[br]games for The Island final.

1:42:57.760,1:42:59.034
The excitement mounts.

1:43:05.600,1:43:08.273
Oh! Oh! Oh boy.

1:43:08.480,1:43:10.232
Sorry.

1:43:13.920,1:43:16.593
And Recep wins!

1:43:33.120,1:43:34.394
And that's it.

1:43:35.160,1:43:37.958
Recep, what are you doing?

1:43:46.240,1:43:47.958
And Taylan wins!

1:43:48.240,1:43:51.038
Halil Ibrahim says goodbye to[br]us this round.

1:43:51.320,1:43:53.993
I'm still in the game.[br]Don't let it bother you.

1:43:54.160,1:43:55.878
- Good luck.[br]- Lf I win...

1:43:56.160,1:43:58.230
...it'll be like you've won.[br]Understand?

1:43:58.400,1:43:59.913
Like Turkey in WWI.

1:44:00.080,1:44:02.878
When Germany was defeated we were[br]considered defeated, too.

1:44:03.040,1:44:06.669
We applaud Halil Ibrahim as we[br]send him off the island.

1:44:10.000,1:44:12.309
Olap for the boy.[br]Give the boy a hand.

1:44:12.480,1:44:14.152
- Don't gesture like that.[br]- He was your rival.

1:44:14.320,1:44:15.833
- Why should I clap for him![br]- Shameful prick.

1:44:16.000,1:44:20.118
We've all been waiting breathlessly[br]for this moment.

1:44:20.640,1:44:23.313
This is the final and last game.

1:44:23.600,1:44:25.989
Two contestants who have been...

1:44:26.240,1:44:29.232
...Iocked in a fierce battle[br]since they arrived on the island...

1:44:29.440,1:44:31.317
...now face off in the final.

1:44:31.480,1:44:34.233
That's right. The 500,000 prize...

1:44:34.440,1:44:38.592
...is just 3 penalty shots away[br]in The Island championship game.

1:44:38.800,1:44:39.835
- Irfan?[br]- Yes.

1:44:40.000,1:44:41.991
I want to say something. It's the[br]end of the competition...

1:44:42.160,1:44:44.116
...and I'd like to make a speech.[br]- Oertainly. Go right ahead.

1:44:44.280,1:44:48.273
I'm happy to see all our friends[br]who were eliminated here.

1:44:48.600,1:44:51.273
I release them from all moral[br]obligations they might have to me.

1:44:51.440,1:44:54.034
And I ask them to do the same.

1:44:54.280,1:44:56.350
Good for you, Recep.

1:44:56.640,1:44:58.596
- Bravo, Recep.[br]- Thank you.

1:44:59.680,1:45:02.035
And I want to say something[br]about Taylan.

1:45:02.360,1:45:05.432
His making it to the final[br]is a great achievement.

1:45:05.760,1:45:07.876
There can only be one champion.

1:45:08.040,1:45:11.555
He'll be the champion of hearts,[br]which is an achievement.

1:45:11.880,1:45:14.758
Taylan, would you like to respond?

1:45:14.960,1:45:16.837
I'd like to say something to Recep.[br]- Please do.

1:45:17.000,1:45:19.639
You're in trouble. I played pro[br]football for seven years.

1:45:19.800,1:45:22.234
I won't hurt you too bad, don't worry.[br]- Look at him.

1:45:22.400,1:45:24.914
I played for seven years.[br]Do you know what that means?

1:45:25.080,1:45:27.799
I'm talking about humanity.[br]He's still talking about the game.

1:45:27.960,1:45:31.396
He's a slimeball. Pure and simple.

1:45:31.600,1:45:33.875
I take back what I said earlier...

1:45:34.160,1:45:37.072
...and will speak the only language[br]he understands.

1:45:37.320,1:45:39.436
If he played for seven years,[br]I played a lifetime...

1:45:39.680,1:45:42.148
...for Dinamo Güngören.[br]- It looks to me like...

1:45:42.400,1:45:45.676
...the rivalry between these two[br]had reached an all-time high.

1:45:45.840,1:45:48.035
And the final game will reflect that.

1:45:48.200,1:45:52.990
Taylan will take the first penalty kick.[br]Recep will be goalkeeper.

1:45:58.840,1:46:01.229
Are you ready, Recep?[br]- I'm always ready, Irfan.

1:46:01.440,1:46:03.749
- Taylan, are you ready?[br]- I'm always ready, too.

1:46:03.920,1:46:07.071
May the best man win[br]The Island championship.

1:46:09.880,1:46:14.237
Taylan scores. He's up[br]1-0 with his first kick.

1:46:15.520,1:46:18.159
Taylan goes to the goal.

1:46:28.680,1:46:31.274
Recep scores.[br]- That's how it's done!

1:46:31.480,1:46:33.630
It's tied at 1-1.

1:46:35.560,1:46:36.709
- Are you ready?[br]- Oome on.

1:46:36.880,1:46:38.950
Only a coward would fear you.

1:46:41.680,1:46:44.353
Taylan misses.[br]- That's how it's done.

1:46:45.680,1:46:47.671
You're going to taste my paw.

1:46:48.240,1:46:51.118
The score is still tied[br]but the advantage is Recep's.

1:47:01.000,1:47:02.558
And Recep misses!

1:47:02.840,1:47:04.751
Damn it.

1:47:04.920,1:47:08.515
Recep misses! It's still a tie,[br]1-1.

1:47:10.000,1:47:11.558
Stop showing off and go[br]to the school.

1:47:11.720,1:47:13.836
Shut your face.

1:47:17.600,1:47:20.319
- Taylan misses again.[br]- That's they way.

1:47:21.400,1:47:26.520
Recep saves and it's still a tie.[br]Recep gets the last kick.

1:47:26.880,1:47:29.519
This is a critical moment.

1:47:29.800,1:47:32.360
If Recep makes it,[br]he'll be this season's...

1:47:32.640,1:47:35.757
...The Island Ohampion.[br]But if Taylan saves...

1:47:35.920,1:47:38.753
...we'll continue with extra[br]kime penalty kicks.

1:47:47.040,1:47:49.156
I'll do it for you, kids.

1:47:49.320,1:47:50.799
I'll do it for you.

1:47:54.720,1:47:56.438
- Irfan.[br]- Yes.

1:47:56.640,1:47:57.959
Oan we wear shoes?

1:47:58.680,1:48:00.716
Sure, but where will you[br]find shoes now?

1:48:00.880,1:48:03.075
I'd like to use his.

1:48:03.240,1:48:05.037
Will it fit you?

1:48:07.560,1:48:09.994
Oould you give me those shoes?[br]Your shoes.

1:48:10.240,1:48:12.515
I'll wear them for one round.

1:48:19.000,1:48:20.752
Just the shoes I wanted, Irfan.

1:48:50.480,1:48:52.152
I can do a toe-kick.

1:49:51.560,1:49:55.109
That's it![br]That's it.

1:49:55.560,1:49:57.869
I'm the champ! Yes! Yes!

1:49:58.080,1:50:01.356
They battled for days, weeks, months.

1:50:01.760,1:50:03.432
Someone would emerge champion.

1:50:03.760,1:50:06.558
The winner of the 500,000 prize

1:50:06.840,1:50:10.116
...and The Island championship[br]is Recep Ivedik.

1:50:42.920,1:50:46.549
- What's this?[br]- I brought your money.

1:50:46.880,1:50:49.394
- Oh my.[br]- Yeah.

1:50:51.120,1:50:53.759
See. See.

1:50:54.560,1:50:56.516
Here's your nice shiny money.

1:50:56.760,1:50:58.557
You can count until morning.

1:50:58.720,1:51:01.314
Let that be a lesson to you.

1:51:09.200,1:51:13.193
I hereby turn over the field to[br]our kids...

1:51:13.800,1:51:17.031
...using the gold scissors provided...

1:51:17.200,1:51:19.953
...to officially open this football field.

1:51:20.280,1:51:23.317
Here we go, in the name of God.[br]May it be auspicious.

1:51:25.160,1:51:27.116
OK, you can all get in.[br]- Yes, we're all in.

1:51:27.280,1:51:30.317
OK, did you take it?

1:51:30.480,1:51:34.109
Yes, it looks great.[br]Enjoy it.