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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm finished, guys!\NI'm finished.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.79,0:00:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, this is all about making myself \Ncredible in your eyes again,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.00,0:00:09.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm gonna do that by admitting \Nthat evolution...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.29,0:00:11.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is a lie!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.55,0:00:13.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(off screen voice) God damn you, Mac!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.70,0:00:15.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dennis) Yes, please do, Mac.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.90,0:00:18.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, as you can see, \Nthis is the Evolution Meter.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.30,0:00:20.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I've put God, \Nthe creator of everything,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.51,0:00:23.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the right side, \Nand evolution...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.19,0:00:24.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the left.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.24,0:00:26.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I went ahead and put you\Nguys all on the fence,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.11,0:00:27.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause of course you're gonna...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.27,0:00:29.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dennis) Actually, no.\N(Charlie) Let's start where I would start.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.97,0:00:32.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Mac) No matter.\NI'm righteous.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.35,0:00:33.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not gonna stand here,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.71,0:00:38.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,present some egghead scientific \Nargument based on fact.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.87,0:00:40.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just a regular dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.66,0:00:42.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like to drink beer.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.22,0:00:43.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, \NI love my family.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.55,0:00:44.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rock, flag, and eagle, \Nright, Charlie?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.39,0:00:46.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's got a point.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.59,0:00:47.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dennis) No, he doesn't.\N(Dee) What?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.66,0:00:48.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Mac) See, Charlie?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.94,0:00:51.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These liberals are trying to \Nassassinate my character.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.88,0:00:53.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I can't change their mind.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.27,0:00:55.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I won't change my mind,\N'cause I don't have to.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.37,0:00:57.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause I'm an American.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.30,0:00:59.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I won't change my mind on anything,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.33,0:01:02.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,regardless of the facts that \Nare set out before me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.47,0:01:06.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm dug in, \Nand I'll never change.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.25,0:01:08.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mac, look. \NYou're wasting our time.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.80,0:01:11.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're not gonna get us to not \Nbelieve in evolution.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.19,0:01:13.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And why is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.31,0:01:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because the smartest scientists in\Nthe entire world all agree that it's real.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.55,0:01:22.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm glad you brought that up, \Nbecause, Mr. Reynolds,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.87,0:01:27.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Mac) science is a liar sometimes.\N(Dee) Oh boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.34,0:01:31.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This... is Aristotle,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.79,0:01:33.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thought to be the smartest \Nman on the planet.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.81,0:01:36.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He believed that the Earth was \Nthe center of the universe,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.48,0:01:39.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and everybody believed him,\Nbecause he was so smart.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.92,0:01:42.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Until another smartest guy came around, \N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.66,0:01:45.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Galileo,\Nand he disproved that theory,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.44,0:01:49.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,making Aristotle and everybody else\Non Earth look like a
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.08,0:01:50.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.91,0:01:57.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Course, Galileo then thought comets \Nwere an optical illusion,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.10,0:02:00.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and there was no way that the moon \Ncould cause the ocean's tides.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.40,0:02:03.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everybody believed that because \Nhe was so smart.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.79,0:02:06.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was also wrong,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.12,0:02:10.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,making him and everyone else on \NEarth look like a bitch again.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.92,0:02:14.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then, best of all,\NSir Isaac Newton gets born,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.95,0:02:17.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and blows everybody's nips off \Nwith his big brains.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.90,0:02:20.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Course, he also thought he \Ncould turn metal into gold,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.24,0:02:21.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and died eating mercury,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.84,0:02:24.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,making him yet another stupid...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.19,0:02:26.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bitch!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.69,0:02:29.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you seeing a pattern?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.55,0:02:30.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.80,0:02:35.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr. Reynolds, these were all the \Nsmartest scientists on the planet.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.07,0:02:38.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Only problem is, \Nthey kept being wrong
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.25,0:02:41.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sometimes.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.53,0:02:43.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is insane, you fool.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.68,0:02:46.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a fool because I have more faith\Nin the saints that wrote the Bible?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.42,0:02:51.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, because you just read the words\Nof a bunch of guys that you never met,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.08,0:02:54.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you just take it on faith that \Neverything they wrote was true.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.83,0:02:56.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm. And what makes you think \Nwhat your scientists
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.92,0:02:59.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are writing is any more truer \Nthan my saints?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.24,0:03:02.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because there are volumes \Nof proven data,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.09,0:03:04.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,numbers, you know, \Nfigures.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.82,0:03:07.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There  there are fossil records.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.07,0:03:08.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, fossil records. \NAh!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.69,0:03:10.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't even think about the\Nfossil records.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.38,0:03:11.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess I'll concede.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.16,0:03:13.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, wait, uh, one more thing before I do, \NMr. Reynolds.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.42,0:03:16.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you seen these fossil records?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.13,0:03:19.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have I seen... huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.06,0:03:21.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you pored through\Nthe data yourself?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.90,0:03:23.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The numbers? \NThe figures? \N
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.23,0:03:25.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, no.\NI'm no.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.14,0:03:27.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh. Interesting.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.81,0:03:29.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So let me get this straight, \NMr. Reynolds.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.22,0:03:34.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You get your information from a book \Nwritten by men you've never met.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.36,0:03:35.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you take their \Nwords as truth,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.86,0:03:37.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,based on a willingness to believe,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.56,0:03:41.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a desire to accept,\Na leap of... humph
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.92,0:03:43.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dare I say it? \N
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.17,0:03:45.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Faith?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.56,0:03:47.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, \Ncome on.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.37,0:03:48.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, I mean, \NI don't even know how
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.82,0:03:50.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm supposed to respond to that, like.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.24,0:03:52.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dennis) Oh come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.48,0:03:55.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is, \Nthat's a false equivalency.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.38,0:03:58.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just answer the question, \NMr. Reynolds.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.11,0:04:01.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure. \NYeah, okay. \N
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.46,0:04:04.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I rest my case.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.07,0:04:06.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, that got me.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.63,0:04:08.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Frank, do you want me to, uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.43,0:04:09.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Frank) Put me over.\N(Charlie) Yeah, all right.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.77,0:04:10.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dennis) What?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.51,0:04:11.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Charlie) Well, we're going \Non the fence.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.44,0:04:12.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, that's a shadow of a doubt.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.86,0:04:14.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You actually don't believe in \Nevolution anymore?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.100,0:04:17.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Charlie) I don't know. \NHe created a reasonable doubt.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.37,0:04:19.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He makes you sound like a stupid, \Nuh, science bitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.93,0:04:21.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dee) Yeah, he got you good.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.26,0:04:22.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my God.