WEBVTT 00:00:03.479 --> 00:00:07.488 Ladies do you think rape is something men do 00:00:07.750 --> 00:00:11.245 out of a desire for control empowered by years of patriarchy? 00:00:12.940 --> 00:00:15.531 You clearly have been mislead by the notion that women 00:00:15.531 --> 00:00:17.862 are people too. 00:00:17.862 --> 00:00:19.779 Because, let's face it ladies, 00:00:19.779 --> 00:00:22.610 Rape? It's your fault. 00:00:22.610 --> 00:00:24.407 It all begins with what you wear. 00:00:24.469 --> 00:00:27.101 Scientific study suggests that women who wear skirts 00:00:27.101 --> 00:00:29.183 are the leading cause of rape. 00:00:29.183 --> 00:00:30.796 Do you know why? 00:00:30.858 --> 00:00:32.692 Because men have eyes. 00:00:32.723 --> 00:00:35.280 In fact, here are some examples of provocative clothing 00:00:35.280 --> 00:00:37.459 that could cause rape. 00:00:51.550 --> 00:00:53.817 Notice the one thing they all had in common? 00:00:53.817 --> 00:00:56.451 That's right, all women. 00:00:56.451 --> 00:00:59.134 No women, no rape. 00:00:59.134 --> 00:01:00.807 Now, some people might actually argue 00:01:00.807 --> 00:01:02.783 that the crime is committed by men 00:01:02.783 --> 00:01:04.804 and to these people I say: 00:01:04.804 --> 00:01:06.961 "Who gives birth to these men?" 00:01:06.961 --> 00:01:10.366 Right again, it's us. It's my fault. 00:01:11.662 --> 00:01:15.030 Indian culture provides for several progressive methods to counter rape. 00:01:15.169 --> 00:01:19.734 For example, the godman prescribed, "Bhaiya". 00:01:19.826 --> 00:01:22.854 Where you just refer to your attacker as "Bhaiya" 00:01:23.407 --> 00:01:27.444 and, voilà, rape cancelled. Now... 00:01:28.183 --> 00:01:31.797 "Bhaiya, bhaiya". 00:01:32.385 --> 00:01:35.067 Ladies, this works every time. 00:01:35.206 --> 00:01:37.857 Another way women shamelessly propagate rape 00:01:37.857 --> 00:01:40.058 is by working late into the night. 00:01:40.058 --> 00:01:43.386 Ladies, why work late and be independent? 00:01:43.386 --> 00:01:45.635 In fact, why work at all? 00:01:45.635 --> 00:01:47.802 That's what husbands are for. 00:01:47.802 --> 00:01:49.859 Fun fact, if he is your husband, 00:01:49.859 --> 00:01:51.807 it's not rape. 00:01:52.160 --> 00:01:56.430 Powerful people have been spreading rumors that 00:01:56.430 --> 00:01:58.320 things apart from you can cause rape. 00:01:58.320 --> 00:02:00.979 For example 'Chowmein'. 00:02:00.979 --> 00:02:04.556 Chowmein is made in the kitchen and who's in the kitchen? 00:02:05.694 --> 00:02:09.058 Movies. And who titillates men on screen? 00:02:10.058 --> 00:02:12.778 And cell phones. 00:02:12.793 --> 00:02:17.009 Cell phones are made for talking and who talks a lot? 00:02:17.009 --> 00:02:21.142 In fact to elucidate further, here is a pie chart. 00:02:21.142 --> 00:02:26.500 As you can see, women are the leading cause of 100% of all sexual assaults. 00:02:26.500 --> 00:02:30.718 Oh, I'm sorry. The math is wrong. Clearly this pie chart was made by a woman. 00:02:30.718 --> 00:02:32.801 Now before we go, let's not forget: 00:02:32.801 --> 00:02:35.263 If you're tired of being humiliated by rape, 00:02:35.263 --> 00:02:39.493 you can always go to the cops and be humiliated by them instead. 00:02:39.493 --> 00:02:42.891 Madam, when rape was happened, were you with boys? 00:02:43.352 --> 00:02:45.150 No, not. 00:02:45.273 --> 00:02:47.363 Why you went out without boy's protection? 00:02:47.363 --> 00:02:49.640 Well, actually, there were a couple of my friends there. 00:02:49.640 --> 00:02:52.249 See? Who are with boys at night? 00:02:52.249 --> 00:02:53.985 What will happen? 00:02:53.985 --> 00:02:56.786 So, what did we learn today? 00:02:57.093 --> 00:02:59.406 It's, it's my fault. 00:02:59.406 --> 00:03:01.034 Thank you officer, thank you. 00:03:01.280 --> 00:03:03.550 And lastly ladies, 00:03:03.550 --> 00:03:05.636 stop seducing juveniles into raping you. 00:03:05.636 --> 00:03:07.234 They get let off easily. 00:03:07.234 --> 00:03:08.582 And that, just makes you 00:03:08.582 --> 00:03:11.057 a statutory rapist. 00:03:11.057 --> 00:03:13.139 And whose fault is that? 00:03:13.139 --> 00:03:14.934 It's your fault. 00:03:15.021 --> 00:03:26.149 It's my fault. 00:03:26.149 --> 00:03:27.982 It's your fault.