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Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.48,0:00:07.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ladies do you think rape is something men do
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.75,0:00:11.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,out of a desire for control empowered by years of patriarchy?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.94,0:00:15.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You clearly have been mislead by the notion that women
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.53,0:00:17.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are people too.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.86,0:00:19.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because, let's face it ladies,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.78,0:00:22.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rape? It's your fault.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.61,0:00:24.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It all begins with what you wear.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.47,0:00:27.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Scientific study suggests that women who wear skirts
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.10,0:00:29.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are the leading cause of rape.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.18,0:00:30.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you know why?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.86,0:00:32.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because men have eyes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.72,0:00:35.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In fact, here are some examples of provocative clothing \N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.28,0:00:37.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that could cause rape.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.55,0:00:53.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Notice the one thing they all had in common?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.82,0:00:56.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's right, all women.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.45,0:00:59.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No women, no rape.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.13,0:01:00.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, some people might actually argue
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.81,0:01:02.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that the crime is committed by men
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.78,0:01:04.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and to these people I say:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.80,0:01:06.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Who gives birth to these men?"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.96,0:01:10.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right again, it's us. It's my fault.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.66,0:01:15.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Indian culture provides for several progressive methods to counter rape.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.17,0:01:19.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For example, the godman prescribed, "Bhaiya".
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.83,0:01:22.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where you just refer to your attacker as "Bhaiya"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.41,0:01:27.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and, voilà, rape cancelled. Now...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.18,0:01:31.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Bhaiya, bhaiya".
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.38,0:01:35.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ladies, this works every time.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.21,0:01:37.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Another way women shamelessly propagate rape
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.86,0:01:40.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is by working late into the night.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.06,0:01:43.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ladies, why work late and be independent?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.39,0:01:45.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In fact, why work at all?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.64,0:01:47.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what husbands are for.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.80,0:01:49.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fun fact, if he is your husband,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.86,0:01:51.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's not rape.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.16,0:01:56.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Powerful people have been spreading rumors that
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.43,0:01:58.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,things apart from you can cause rape.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.32,0:02:00.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For example 'Chowmein'.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.98,0:02:04.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chowmein is made in the kitchen and who's in the kitchen?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.69,0:02:09.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Movies. And who titillates men on screen?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.06,0:02:12.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And cell phones.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.79,0:02:17.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cell phones are made for talking and who talks a lot?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.01,0:02:21.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In fact to elucidate further, here is a pie chart.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.14,0:02:26.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As you can see, women are the leading cause of 100% of all sexual assaults.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.50,0:02:30.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I'm sorry. The math is wrong. Clearly this pie chart was made by a woman.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.72,0:02:32.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now before we go, let's not forget:
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.80,0:02:35.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you're tired of being humiliated by rape,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.26,0:02:39.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can always go to the cops and be humiliated by them instead.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.49,0:02:42.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Madam, when rape was happened, were you with boys?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.35,0:02:45.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, not.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.27,0:02:47.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why you went out without boy's protection?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.36,0:02:49.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, actually, there were a couple of my friends there.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.64,0:02:52.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See? Who are with boys at night?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.25,0:02:53.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What will happen?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.98,0:02:56.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, what did we learn today?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.09,0:02:59.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's, it's my fault.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.41,0:03:01.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you officer, thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.28,0:03:03.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And lastly ladies,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.55,0:03:05.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stop seducing juveniles into raping you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.64,0:03:07.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They get let off easily.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.23,0:03:08.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that, just makes you
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.58,0:03:11.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a statutory rapist.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.06,0:03:13.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And whose fault is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.14,0:03:14.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's your fault.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.02,0:03:26.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's my fault.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.15,0:03:27.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's your fault.