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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Passagem Secreta Presents
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.33,0:00:04.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Rafael Fernandes: Mortal Kombat 9 is there,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.72,0:00:09.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,restarting the series with extremely detailed graphics and fatalities more sadistic than ever.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.55,0:00:14.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,However, more than 10 years ago, the series made its first transition to 3D,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.61,0:00:18.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while it tried to keep the fun of the two-dimensional trilogy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.53,0:00:22.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,While Mortal Kombat 4 was very well received by critics,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.37,0:00:26.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it seems that players have not seen much fun in polygonal characters a bit rubbery,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.77,0:00:30.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and not even with the return of the series to the more darker, more violent environment.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.90,0:00:36.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Still, the game was ported by Eurocom for the PlayStation, PC and Nintendo 64,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.35,0:00:38.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and as expected for the Nintendo console,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.73,0:00:43.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there was a series of cuts to fit the game in the 16 mega capacity of the cartridge.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.77,0:00:45.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, 16 mega!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.12,0:00:48.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Besides the highly-compressed sound,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.08,0:00:51.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the opening and ending CGs of each character were replaced with small films,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.78,0:00:55.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,using graphics generated in real time by the console itself.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.47,0:00:58.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if these original endings already were not that great,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.62,0:01:03.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,imagine using all the power of the video game allied with the unwillingness of some programmers.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.19,0:01:08.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, stay there to check out the most ridiculous endings of Mortal Kombat 4.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.44,0:01:17.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Reiko was a newcomer in that game.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.44,0:01:19.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With good moves and a cool appearance,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.58,0:01:23.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the character was well received by fans, despite its mysterious story;
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.70,0:01:27.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so mysterious that they decided that this would be the ending for him.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.45,0:01:53.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, that's it?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.13,0:01:55.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is one of the least rewarding endings I've ever seen.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.78,0:01:59.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How could he enter a portal so poorly done, without even explaining anything?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.25,0:02:00.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, go figure.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.61,0:02:03.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the fourth place, we have Liu Kang,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.37,0:02:06.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that since is the protagonist, has a somewhat more elaborate ending,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.91,0:02:09.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,though a little disappointing, eh.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.27,0:02:10.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Check it out.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.44,0:03:05.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Rafael Fernandes: Stop, stop, stop everything!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.30,0:03:09.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you mean that Kitana, at her best "Talisa Soto" style,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.77,0:03:14.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,appears and invites him to rule a realm full of riches and plenty of lust,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.10,0:03:15.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Liu Kang refuses?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.52,0:03:20.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Rafael Fernandes: For God's sake, huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.67,0:03:23.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, with someone screaming with a voice so thin, it was expected, huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.23,0:03:28.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now we have Johnny Cage, who, as always,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.04,0:03:29.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is unconnected in the story.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.47,0:03:31.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And has gotten an adequate ending, take a look.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.46,0:04:19.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Rafael Fernandes: Well, if anyone has any plausible explanation for this,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.43,0:04:22.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,please, do not forget to send your letter to the show, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.73,0:04:25.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In second place, we have Quan Chi, who seems to have something wrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.30,0:04:28.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Despite having one of the best fatalities of the game,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.67,0:04:30.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he has serious muscle problems,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.65,0:04:33.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,having many spasms in most of his animations.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.84,0:04:36.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take a look at his ending, so you will know better.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.06,0:05:39.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Rafael Fernandes: Evil tongues say that Quan Chi had an epileptic seizure after that.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.40,0:05:40.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Does not surprise me much.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.70,0:05:45.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, in the very first place, not only one, but three characters!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.36,0:05:48.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As Sonya, Jax and Jarek, who is a disciple of Kano,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.59,0:05:52.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,share the same story in the tournament, they have more or less the same ending.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.59,0:05:56.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What you will see now, more precisely, is the ending of Jax,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.02,0:05:59.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that from all three, is the one with the largest number of poorly done things in this little film.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.68,0:06:03.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What you will see now is quite disturbing.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.11,0:06:04.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get the children out of the room.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.80,0:07:13.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Rafael Fernandes: Let's go back a little and think a bit: would it not be better like this?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.00,0:07:28.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Rafael Fernandes: Seriously, guys, this is "THE" ridiculous ending.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.65,0:07:32.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not only the script that was written by someone who has the mental age of 10,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.97,0:07:37.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the animations are ridiculous, and what Jarek tries to say when he falls from the cliff, eh?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.43,0:07:42.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Rafael Fernandes: It's better not to know it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.70,0:07:52.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course the game has many other poorly done endings.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.35,0:07:56.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This video was just to show that while we are in the era of photorealism,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.12,0:08:00.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there have been times when technological limitations gifted us with things like these,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.49,0:08:02.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the worst: we loved them.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.69,0:08:05.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Although almost forgotten, Mortal Kombat 4 can still be fun,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.95,0:08:08.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,even if unintentionally, eh.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.26,0:08:16.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Produced by Rafael Fernandes
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.96,0:08:22.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,http://passagemsecreta.com