E R L I N G B R A U T H A A L A N D BVB v PSG Look at my back don't forget the name! Whoreland? 19 years old and i'm tearimg up this game holy s**t boy! Haaland won't miss in a place in a place like this I just won't miss in a place like this! time to sit down! time to lie down! tonight! wohoo another year... another ruined champions league night f*** you cant control me! I'm erling haalnd I play for Dortmund They signed me in january of this year It's not confidential I got the potential to be the best around! what! what! what! Dear ronaldo It's all thanks to you What about your D... "Your biggest fan" stan? no you've the same hair-do! I'm erling haaland I know back up?! yes! Haaland can't miss! hat-trick #6 these are my girlfriends... you cheating s**t he took my dad down so he's going down! tonight! wohoo another year... another ruined champions league night! f*** you can't control me! I'm erling haaland! I play for Dortmund! we'll sign you in january of next year! what! It's not confidential... we sign your "potential" erling we're the best around what?! what?! true! please please sign for me! i said erling, darling please please? NO! Is that a 'maybe'? baby? NO! I think it was... It wasn't... atleast I can say 'I tried' f***! you cant control me! I'm erling haalnd! I play for Dortmund they signed me in january of this year! It's not confidential I got the potential to be the best around! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! I'm erling haalnd! I play for Dortmund! we signed him in january of this year! It's not confidential I got the potential To be the best around! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! subscribe now for more football cartoons and check out the champions league intro song and champions league group stage motage below thanks for watching