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E R L I N G B R A U T H A A L A N D BVB v PSG

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Look at my back don't forget the name! Whoreland?

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19 years old

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and i'm tearimg up this game

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holy s**t boy!

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Haaland won't miss in a place in a place like this

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I just won't miss in a place like this!

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time to sit down!

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time to lie down!

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tonight! wohoo

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another year...

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another ruined champions league night f***

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you cant control me!

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I'm erling haalnd

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I play for Dortmund

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They signed me in january of this year

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It's not confidential

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I got the potential to be the best around!

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what! what! what!

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Dear ronaldo It's all thanks to you

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What about your D...

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"Your biggest fan"

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stan?

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no

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you've the same hair-do!

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I'm erling haaland

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I know

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back up?! yes!

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Haaland can't miss! hat-trick #6

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these are my girlfriends... you cheating s**t

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he took my dad down

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so he's going down! tonight! wohoo

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another year...

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another ruined champions league night! f***

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you can't control me!

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I'm erling haaland!

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I play for Dortmund!

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we'll sign you in january of next year! what!

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It's not confidential... we sign your "potential"

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erling we're the best around

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what?! what?! true!

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please please sign for me!

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i said erling, darling please please?

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NO!

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Is that a 'maybe'? baby?

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NO!

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I think it was...

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It wasn't...

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atleast I can say 'I tried' f***!

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you cant control me!

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I'm erling haalnd!

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I play for Dortmund

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they signed me in january of this year!

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It's not confidential

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I got the potential

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to be the best around!

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WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?!

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I'm erling haalnd!

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I play for Dortmund!

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we signed him in january of this year!

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It's not confidential

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I got the potential

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To be the best around!

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WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?!

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