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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:01.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, I'm me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.20,0:00:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And welcome to the cooking show.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.44,0:00:20.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Today, we're gonna be cooking up
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.12,0:00:22.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some tasty BBQ or...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.87,0:00:25.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,barbecue, as they say, in scientific terms.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.97,0:00:28.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, let's take a gander at the grill.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.18,0:00:31.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, there are many
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.82,0:00:33.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,different kinds of grills
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.36,0:00:34.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and what sits most of them
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.82,0:00:37.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,apart is the way they produce their heat.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.84,0:00:39.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And what I love the most about
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.76,0:00:41.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gas-powered grill is their ability
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.86,0:00:43.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to heat up the fastest.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.55,0:00:45.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But enough about this silly 'ol thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.02,0:00:48.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's get to the food.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.21,0:00:54.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, let's go.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.82,0:00:55.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know we're gonna be cooking up
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.100,0:00:57.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some delicious steak.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.83,0:01:00.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mmm-mmm, sounds yummy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.17,0:01:02.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,unless you're a vegetarian. (laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.92,0:01:05.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, steak comes from cows
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.74,0:01:08.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and cows are living things called animals
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.64,0:01:09.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like you and me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.96,0:01:11.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I don't know about you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.46,0:01:12.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I'm quite the animal.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.100,0:01:13.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Grrr
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.71,0:01:16.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love the smell of BBQ in the morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.10,0:01:18.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Always makes me wanna do a little dance.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.37,0:01:20.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's do the BBQ dance.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.43,0:01:24.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.18,0:01:30.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, first, what we did with the steak
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.22,0:01:33.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is we gave it a dry rub of cajun spices
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.13,0:01:35.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then infused it with a little bit of
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.09,0:01:39.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,asian flavoring like soy sauce and sugar.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.19,0:01:41.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Always remember
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.16,0:01:43.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cook both sides of the steak
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.12,0:01:46.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not just one, you silly goose. (laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.01,0:01:46.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, it's always good to
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.97,0:01:49.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have something else with the steak
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.04,0:01:50.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to complement the flavor.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.45,0:01:52.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, you just don't want to eat steak.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.38,0:01:54.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are we, barbarians?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.23,0:01:55.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's take a look at what else
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.66,0:01:57.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we're preparing to eat with the steak.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.69,0:01:59.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, wow, it looks tasty.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.56,0:02:00.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's it called?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.64,0:02:01.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's called rice.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.64,0:02:02.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rice, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.51,0:02:04.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I gotta remember that one.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.75,0:02:06.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now that the steak's are almost done
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.67,0:02:07.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm getting poured
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.62,0:02:11.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a nice glass of iced tea to wash it down.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.66,0:02:14.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now that's icy, aunty.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.19,0:02:18.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mmm-mmm-mmm, I can barely contain myself
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.44,0:02:21.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but good thing I got this iced tea to help
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.31,0:02:24.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my flavorings taste a bit more flavory
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.78,0:02:26.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you know what I'm saying.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.80,0:02:29.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That cow looks like it's about done.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.41,0:02:31.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's get it off the barbie
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.31,0:02:33.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and get it into my mouth.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.28,0:02:36.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a big piece of meat, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.36,0:02:38.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now that's a big piece of meat.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.73,0:02:39.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That smells good.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.73,0:02:41.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, if I don't know what smells
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.81,0:02:43.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as good as steak, then I don't know
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.25,0:02:44.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what smells good at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.41,0:02:45.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I must not have any smell
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.77,0:02:47.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or not know what smells good.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.32,0:02:49.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, everyone, that's it for this very
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.69,0:02:52.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,special BBQ episode of the cooking show.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.66,0:02:55.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm me, and we'll see you next time.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.82,0:03:08.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said, "That's it."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.85,0:03:09.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(chuckles)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.48,0:03:12.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are you filming me still?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.09,0:03:16.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are you filming me eating?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.99,0:03:17.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.94,0:03:20.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, you can turn off the camera.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.44,0:03:22.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can just shut it off now.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.93,0:03:26.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The show's over.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.61,0:03:27.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(chuckles)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.06,0:03:31.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you please shut off the camera, please?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.29,0:03:32.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is ridiculous.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.81,0:03:34.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna eat this on my own
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.04,0:03:37.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and don't follow me, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.78,0:03:39.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.58,0:03:41.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said, "Don't follow me."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.26,0:03:44.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahh.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.20,0:03:48.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now that cow looks like it's about done.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.45,0:03:50.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's get it off the BBQ
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.41,0:03:52.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and into my mouth.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.19,0:03:55.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(coughs)