1 00:00:04,365 --> 00:00:07,254 Title: America's downgrade started August 5th 2011 2 00:00:09,946 --> 00:00:12,803 Title: America defaults January 4th 2015 3 00:00:12,942 --> 00:00:15,444 Some people saw disaster, they saw opportunity. 4 00:00:15,506 --> 00:00:19,124 Title: America declares bankruptcy March 3rd 2016 5 00:00:22,709 --> 00:00:25,825 Do you find this shocking, the way we live? 6 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:28,960 Title: A generation born into slums by the year 2040 7 00:00:32,114 --> 00:00:36,628 Title: Willing to do any job outsourced by the east 8 00:00:37,013 --> 00:00:40,959 ...and to survive some of them have to do jobs 9 00:00:40,959 --> 00:00:44,091 that no one in China would do. 10 00:00:44,260 --> 00:00:46,262 Title: Human Spam 11 00:00:46,262 --> 00:00:50,221 I make money at this job by mentioning products, mentioning brands... 12 00:00:50,252 --> 00:00:51,729 I love Timbucks! 13 00:00:51,729 --> 00:00:53,052 To Cheng Sao. 14 00:00:53,052 --> 00:00:54,151 ...United Mutual Funds... 15 00:00:54,151 --> 00:00:55,598 ...Bayview Crest Hospital... 16 00:00:55,598 --> 00:00:57,022 ...Quinninellisol, Ributin... 17 00:00:57,022 --> 00:00:59,513 I mean basically, I do work... 18 00:00:59,513 --> 00:01:02,255 ...it's just not the work they're paying me to do. 19 00:01:02,255 --> 00:01:05,041 Title: Digital Janitor 20 00:01:05,041 --> 00:01:06,123 You know when you go in-world 21 00:01:06,123 --> 00:01:10,985 and signs and stuff are blurred out for copyright reasons? 22 00:01:10,985 --> 00:01:15,273 I'm the guy who does that. 23 00:01:15,288 --> 00:01:17,392 Title: Silk Gatherers 24 00:01:17,392 --> 00:01:19,406 See, what he's using there is called the Claw... 25 00:01:19,406 --> 00:01:23,076 He'll use that to grab the goss. 26 00:01:23,076 --> 00:01:25,359 See, told ya Harry, good haul today... 27 00:01:25,359 --> 00:01:26,602 Our whole family got screwed over 28 00:01:26,602 --> 00:01:29,172 when the cloud was repossessed, I mean... 29 00:01:29,172 --> 00:01:32,674 all of our data was there, all of it. Network, legal, 30 00:01:32,674 --> 00:01:36,284 authenticators... our parents had to start from scratch. 31 00:01:37,361 --> 00:01:39,474 Bag it, man! 32 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:40,705 Title: Baby Makers 33 00:01:40,705 --> 00:01:42,284 I am very aware that we are very lucky 34 00:01:42,284 --> 00:01:45,024 to have any work in robotics, living in the west. 35 00:01:45,024 --> 00:01:46,789 There is a market for refurbished babies but 36 00:01:46,789 --> 00:01:48,600 you don't get that much for them 37 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:51,433 and it's not, technically, legal. 38 00:01:51,433 --> 00:01:55,775 So Karen will just salvage what she can for projects. 39 00:01:55,775 --> 00:02:00,024 We don't plan on making babies forever, that's not the plan. 40 00:02:00,024 --> 00:02:02,973 I mean maybe if we could afford to move to the east 41 00:02:02,973 --> 00:02:04,389 it would make a difference... 42 00:02:04,389 --> 00:02:06,463 Title: In the future, jobs suck in a whole new way 43 00:02:10,125 --> 00:02:12,632 The Cantonese slang for the indigenous North Americans 44 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:14,235 is "ghosts". 45 00:02:14,235 --> 00:02:16,231 And these days, they are more in danger 46 00:02:16,231 --> 00:02:18,809 of being invisible to us than ever before. 47 00:02:18,809 --> 00:02:22,830 Title: Ghosts With Shit Jobs