[WARREN ZEVON, "WEREWOLVES OF LONDON"]
(SINGING) I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain
He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fook's
Going to get a big dish of beef chow mein
Ah-hoo, werewolves of London, ah-hoo
You hear him howling around your kitchen door
You better not get him in
Little old lady got mutilated late last night
Werewolves of London again
Ah-hoo, werewolves of London, ah-hoo
He's the hairy-handed gent who ran amok in Kent
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair
You better stay away from him
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim
I'd like to meet his tailor
Ah-hoo, werewolves of London, ah-hoo
Well, I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen
Doing the werewolves of London
I saw Lon Chaney Jr. walking with the Queen
Doing the werewolves of London
I saw a werewolf drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's
And his hair was perfect
Ah-hoo, werewolves of London
Huh, draw blood
Ah-hoo, werewolves of London