[WARREN ZEVON, "WEREWOLVES OF LONDON"] (SINGING) I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fook's Going to get a big dish of beef chow mein Ah-hoo, werewolves of London, ah-hoo Ah-hoo, werewolves of London, ah-hoo You hear him howling around your kitchen door You better not get him in Little old lady got mutilated late last night Werewolves of London again Ah-hoo, werewolves of London, ah-hoo Ah-hoo, werewolves of London, ah-hoo He's the hairy-handed gent who ran amok in Kent Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair You better stay away from him He'll rip your lungs out, Jim I'd like to meet his tailor Ah-hoo, werewolves of London, ah-hoo Ah-hoo, werewolves of London, ah-hoo Well, I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen Doing the werewolves of London I saw Lon Chaney Jr. walking with the Queen Doing the werewolves of London I saw a werewolf drinking a piƱa colada at Trader Vic's And his hair was perfect Ah-hoo, werewolves of London Huh, draw blood Ah-hoo, werewolves of London