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By JF

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7 o'clock in the morning and the rays from the sun wake me ... up

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I'm stretching and yawning in a bed that don’t belong to me

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Then a voice yells “good morning darling” from the bathroom

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Then she comes out and kisses me and to my surprise she isn’t you

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Now I've got this dumb look on my face like “what have I done”?

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How could I be so stupid to have been laid into the morning sun

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Must have lost the track of time, oh what was on my mind?

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From the club went to her home, didn’t plan to stay that long

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Here I am quickly trying to put on my clothes

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Searching for my car keys trying to get on up out the door[br]

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Then she stretched her hands in front of me .. Said “you can’t go this way”

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Looked at her like she was crazy

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Said “woman move out my way”

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I Said “I got a wife at home” She said “please don’t go out there”

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“Lady I’ve got to get home”

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She said her husband was coming from the stairs

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“shh shh quiet, hurry up and get in the closet”

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She said “don’t you make a sound or some shit is going down

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I Said “why don’t I just go out the window”

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“yes, except for one thing, we’re on the 5th floor”

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Think, think… “quick put me in the closet”

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And now I'm in this darkest closet trying to figure out[br]

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Just how I'm gonna get my crazy ass out this house[br][br]

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And he walks in and yells “I’m home”

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She says “honey I'm in the room”

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He walks in there with a smile on his face saying “honey I've been missing you”

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She hops all over him and says “I've cooked and ran your bathwater”

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I'm telling you now this girl is so good she deserves an Oscar

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The girl’s in the bed he starts snatching her clothes off

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I'm in the closet like man, what the fUck is going on?

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[br]You’re not going to believe it but things get deeper as the story goes on

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Next thing you know a call comes through on my cell phone

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I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate

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[br]But from the way he acted I could tell it was too late

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[br]He hopped up and said “there’s a mystery going on and I'm going to solve it”

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And I'm like “God please don’t let this man open his closet”

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He walks in the bathroom and looks behind the door

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She says “baby come back to bed” He says “say no more”

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[br]He pulls back the shower curtain while she’s biting her nails[br]

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Then he walks back to the room. Right now I'm sweat like hell

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Checks under the bed (bed)

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then under the dresser (dresser)

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He looks at the closet (closet)

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I pull out my berretta (berretta)

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He walks up to the closet (closet)

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He’s close up to the closet (closet)

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Now he’s at the closet (closet)

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Now he’s opening the closet (closet, closet, closet)