Why don't you dodge this battle
like you did Vietnam
cause you got as much chance
of beating me as LeBron
I'm a flying machine
like the world has never seen
you can fight one man
I can drive through a whole team
I choke a dope
with his own jump rope
you'll get smoked when I flow
you Kentucky fried joke
used to float like a butterfly
sting like a bee
now you double dribble balls
that nobody can see
Here comes Jordan
big tongue wobbling
flying through the air
like a big dumb goblin
you're the only Bull
that's uglier than Rodman
messing with me is gambling
you got a problem
your whole basketball career
turned whack
when you came back a wizard
like Gandalf the Black
you should've kept your ugly sneakers
packed up on a shelf
stick to golf
you can keep the ball to yourself
I'm so pretty
my hands are so fast
I'll whup your face back
to your Hitler mustache
now your daddy got killed
and I feel for your family
but your baseball career
now that was tragedy
Man you make me sick
but I'm better with the flu
you should let the Fresh Prince
do your rapping for you
I would pass the mic to Pippen
but I'm not done scoring
stay all up in your grill
like my name was George Foreman
I saw you slapping Reggie Miller
boy what's wrong with you?
you fight like the little girls
who make your Nike shoes
McDonalds and underpants
as corporate backers
you stay at the Ritz
cause you sold out to crackers
So Cassius wants to talk about
cashing checks
I'll school you through your bug spray
off your broadway play
over the Japanese dude
sitting on your face
hit nothing but net
you ain't seen nothing yet
man you needed a movement
cause you're so full of shit
I'm the better athlete
and a better MC
battle me two more times
watch me get a three-peat
Beep beep
why don't you back up that trash
I'll leave you like Liston
flat on your ass
you need to bounce back
to North Carolina kid
cause your rapping sucks
more than Space Jam did