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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.17,0:00:10.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Agent) Okay, cut!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.99,0:00:14.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luckiest agent in the world right here.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.29,0:00:15.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Great scene, Johnny!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.50,0:00:16.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am Tonto.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.34,0:00:18.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, you know what, \Nlet's do lunch.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.08,0:00:21.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So look, I know you told me you're part\NNative American and all that good stuff,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.55,0:00:24.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but this whole thing, it's starting \Nto rub people the wrong way.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.58,0:00:25.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.55,0:00:28.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How like you're asking me how or\Nhow like you're saying hello?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.56,0:00:29.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Asking.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.89,0:00:32.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, you know what? It's over the top.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.42,0:00:35.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ha ha. White man make Tonto laugh\Nlike he smoking peace pipe.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.59,0:00:38.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a little bit offensive.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.88,0:00:41.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stay here. Tonto will return.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.15,0:00:43.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...What?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.74,0:00:44.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Made trap.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.62,0:00:45.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You... made a trap.\NOkay.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.19,0:00:47.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.33,0:00:52.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, yeah. The ASPCA is \Ngonna have my ass for this.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.25,0:00:53.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This... this is bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.39,0:00:56.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're right. Not good.\NAnimal not valuable.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.80,0:00:58.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr. Depp, your son is on the line for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.96,0:01:00.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What manner of beetle is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.42,0:01:01.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Son) Dad, are you there?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.60,0:01:02.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Depp screams)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.70,0:01:04.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Speaks with voice of small boy!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.27,0:01:07.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This devil jabs soul \Nof child in small insect.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.94,0:01:11.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Woah! Woah, dude! \NThis is not the Wild Wild West.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.04,0:01:14.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're on a Disney lot, it's 2013! \NCan somebody make sure he's okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.33,0:01:16.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen, honestly, you gotta get this \Nthrough your fuckin' head.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.84,0:01:18.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're not Tonto.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.14,0:01:21.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just like you weren't, uh... fuckin' \NEdward Scissorhands or Willy Wonka
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.78,0:01:23.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or Rango the fuckin' Lizard!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.34,0:01:25.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, come on, dude! \NWe've been through this a thousand times!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.48,0:01:26.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, now you're taking a shit, \Nthat's great.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.89,0:01:30.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tonto bury five. \NLeave grave for number six.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.95,0:01:32.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is he pooping?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.74,0:01:34.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's it! You know what, \NI'm calling it a day.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.69,0:01:37.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, guys, sorry, \Nlittle production glitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.30,0:01:40.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Payroll says they're gonna have to \Ndelay checks by about a week. Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.90,0:01:45.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you fucking serious!? \NThis is fucking bullshit!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.05,0:01:48.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I shit on the floor 'cause I'm famous!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.30,0:01:50.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not a fucking Indian!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.35,0:01:53.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm half-Indian! Native American!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.67,0:01:55.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.57,0:01:57.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're all fired!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.49,0:02:02.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think this sombrero is \Npretty steamed, guys. Can I stop?