(Agent) Okay, cut!
Luckiest agent in the world right here.
Great scene, Johnny!
I am Tonto.
Okay, you know what, let's do lunch.
So look, I know you told me you're part Native American and all that good stuff,
but this whole thing, it's starting to rub people the wrong way.
How?
How like you're asking me how or how like you're saying hello?
Asking.
Okay, you know what? It's over the top.
Ha ha. White man make Tonto laugh like he smoking peace pipe.
That's a little bit offensive.
Stay here. Tonto will return.
...What?
Made trap.
You... made a trap. Okay.
Okay, yeah.
Okay, yeah. The ASPCA is gonna have my ass for this.
This... this is bad.
You're right. Not good. Animal not valuable.
Mr. Depp, your son is on the line for you.
What manner of beetle is this?
(Son) Dad, are you there?
(Depp screams)
Speaks with voice of small boy!
This devil jabs soul of child in small insect.
Woah! Woah, dude! This is not the Wild Wild West.
We're on a Disney lot, it's 2013! Can somebody make sure he's okay?
Listen, honestly, you gotta get this through your fuckin' head.
You're not Tonto.
Just like you weren't, uh... fuckin' Edward Scissorhands or Willy Wonka
or Rango the fuckin' Lizard!
I mean, come on, dude! We've been through this a thousand times!
Okay, now you're taking a shit, that's great.
Tonto bury five. Leave grave for number six.
Is he pooping?
That's it! You know what, I'm calling it a day.
Okay, guys, sorry, little production glitch.
Payroll says they're gonna have to delay checks by about a week. Sorry.
Are you fucking serious!? This is fucking bullshit!
I shit on the floor 'cause I'm famous!
I'm not a fucking Indian!
I'm half-Indian! Native American!
Shut up!
You're all fired!
I think this sombrero is pretty steamed, guys. Can I stop?