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(Agent) Okay, cut!

2
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Luckiest agent in the world right here.

3
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Great scene, Johnny!

4
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I am Tonto.

5
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Okay, you know what, 
let's do lunch.

6
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So look, I know you told me you're part
Native American and all that good stuff,

7
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but this whole thing, it's starting 
to rub people the wrong way.

8
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How?

9
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How like you're asking me how or
how like you're saying hello?

10
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Asking.

11
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Okay, you know what? It's over the top.

12
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Ha ha. White man make Tonto laugh
like he smoking peace pipe.

13
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That's a little bit offensive.

14
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Stay here. Tonto will return.

15
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...What?

16
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Made trap.

17
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You... made a trap.
Okay.

18
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Okay, yeah.

19
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Okay, yeah. The ASPCA is 
gonna have my ass for this.

20
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This... this is bad.

21
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You're right. Not good.
Animal not valuable.

22
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Mr. Depp, your son is on the line for you.

23
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What manner of beetle is this?

24
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(Son) Dad, are you there?

25
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(Depp screams)

26
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Speaks with voice of small boy!

27
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This devil jabs soul 
of child in small insect.

28
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Woah! Woah, dude! 
This is not the Wild Wild West.

29
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We're on a Disney lot, it's 2013! 
Can somebody make sure he's okay?

30
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Listen, honestly, you gotta get this 
through your fuckin' head.

31
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You're not Tonto.

32
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Just like you weren't, uh... fuckin' 
Edward Scissorhands or Willy Wonka

33
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or Rango the fuckin' Lizard!

34
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I mean, come on, dude! 
We've been through this a thousand times!

35
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Okay, now you're taking a shit, 
that's great.

36
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Tonto bury five. 
Leave grave for number six.

37
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Is he pooping?

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That's it! You know what, 
I'm calling it a day.

39
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Okay, guys, sorry, 
little production glitch.

40
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Payroll says they're gonna have to 
delay checks by about a week. Sorry.

41
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Are you fucking serious!? 
This is fucking bullshit!

42
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I shit on the floor 'cause I'm famous!

43
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I'm not a fucking Indian!

44
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I'm half-Indian! Native American!

45
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Shut up!

46
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You're all fired!

47
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I think this sombrero is 
pretty steamed, guys. Can I stop?