WEBVTT 00:00:09.171 --> 00:00:10.317 (Agent) Okay, cut! 00:00:11.988 --> 00:00:14.288 Luckiest agent in the world right here. 00:00:14.288 --> 00:00:15.414 Great scene, Johnny! 00:00:15.502 --> 00:00:16.445 I am Tonto. 00:00:16.554 --> 00:00:18.266 Okay, you know what, let's do lunch. 00:00:18.266 --> 00:00:21.157 So, look, I know you told me you're part Native American and all that good stuff, 00:00:21.172 --> 00:00:24.452 but this whole thing, it's starting to rub people the wrong way. 00:00:24.580 --> 00:00:25.510 How? 00:00:25.550 --> 00:00:28.560 How like you're asking me how or how like you're saying hello? 00:00:28.560 --> 00:00:29.503 Asking. 00:00:29.890 --> 00:00:32.191 Okay, you know what? It's over the top. 00:00:32.419 --> 00:00:35.835 Ha ha. White man make Tonto laugh like he smoking peace pipe. 00:00:36.593 --> 00:00:38.308 That's a little bit offensive. 00:00:38.878 --> 00:00:41.109 Stay here. Tonto will return. 00:00:42.150 --> 00:00:43.550 ...What? 00:00:43.737 --> 00:00:44.577 Made trap. 00:00:44.619 --> 00:00:45.974 You... made a trap. Okay. 00:00:46.194 --> 00:00:47.739 Okay, yeah. 00:00:49.329 --> 00:00:52.230 Okay, yeah. The ASPCA is gonna have my ass for this. 00:00:52.250 --> 00:00:53.580 This... this is bad. 00:00:54.388 --> 00:00:56.778 You're right. Not good. Animal not valuable. 00:00:56.795 --> 00:00:58.875 Mr. Depp, your son is on the line for you. 00:00:58.962 --> 00:01:00.422 What manner of beetle is this? 00:01:00.423 --> 00:01:01.405 (Son) Dad, are you there? 00:01:01.405 --> 00:01:02.655 (Depp screams) 00:01:02.700 --> 00:01:04.620 Speaks with voice of small boy! 00:01:05.267 --> 00:01:07.907 This devil jabs soul of child and small insect. 00:01:07.945 --> 00:01:11.045 Woah! Woah, dude! This is not the Wild Wild West. 00:01:11.045 --> 00:01:14.330 We're on a Disney lot, it's 2013! Can somebody make sure he's okay? 00:01:14.330 --> 00:01:16.835 Listen, honestly, you gotta get this through your fuckin' head. 00:01:16.835 --> 00:01:17.999 You're not Tonto. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Just like you weren't, uh... fuckin' Edward Scissorhands or Willy Wonka 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 or Rango the fuckin' Lizard! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I mean, come on, dude! We've been through this a thousand times! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay, now you're taking a shit, that's great. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Tonto bury five. Leave grave for number six. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Is he pooping? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's it! You know what, I'm calling it a day. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay, guys, sorry, little production glitch. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Payroll says they're gonna have to delay checks by about a week. Sorry. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Are you fucking serious!? This is fucking bullshit! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I shit on the floor 'cause I'm famous! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm not a fucking Indian! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm half-Indian! Native American! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Shut up! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You're all fired! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I think this sombrero is pretty steamed, guys. Can I stop?