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Hello and welcome to the
Big Fat Anniversary Quiz.

We've been doing Big Fat Quizzes
for ten years now,

so we thought what better way to celebrate
than with another Big Fat Quiz.

This is the Big Fat Quiz's
tenth birthday party

and just like my
actual tenth birthday party,

only six guests have showed up
and all of them had to be paid.

Channel 4 have spared no expense
for our tenth birthday celebrations,

so if you'll excuse me.

Good, now that's out of the way,
let's meet the teams.

First up, they're the answer to the question, what's the
worst-case scenario son-in-law-wise?

Ladies and gentlemen,
the Goth detectives are back,

it's Noel Fielding and Russell Brand.

Every father's nightmare. Next up,

from Star Wars, it's Warwick Davis
and from the autograph queue

at the Star Wars' convention,
it's Jonathan Ross.

That's fair enough,
I'm happy with that.

And finally, she's famous
for her ballroom on Strictly,

he's famous for his lack
of ball room in skinny jeans,

it's Claudia Winkleman
and Jack Whitehall.

Noel, talk me through the look.

Um, I don't... I think
it speaks for itself, really.

Do you want to see it all?
Yeah, can we get a little look
at Noel's incredible outfit.

It's sort of... What's it like?

Andy Pandy covered
in hundreds and thousands.

My nan used to have a button box,
it looks like it just exploded.

Don't get dirty and talk about your
nan's button box so early, really.

For goodness sake. I love
the idea of your nan's button box.

I just covered myself in Pritt Stick
and then just roll about

in Warwick's nan's button box.

Now, Warwick, I should
apologise before we even start,

we've sat you next to Jonathan,
he's bound to geek out on you at some stage.

Yes, he's already been discussing
the Leprechaun films with me.

Warwick played six
in the epic Leprechaun series.

I don't know how many other
Leprechaun fans there are in the building.

Really?
You don't, you've never.

But my personal favourites would
be... Well there's Leprechaun 1,

Leprechaun 2, Leprechaun 3, they're
pretty much the same story,

essentially. Leprechaun 4,
it gets interesting

because Leprechaun 4 is in space.
Yes.

Leprechaun 4, a Leprechaun in space,
think about that for a second.

Leprechaun 5, my all-time favourite,
is Leprechaun In The Hood.

And that was so successful, we went
back to The Hood for the sixth one.

Leprechaun 6, Back In The Hood.

I urge you to get the box set.

Claudia, what's going on here?
What's going on with your team?

This is... Well, basically,
I'm babysitting.

I'm a friend of Jack's mum and I'm
here just to make sure he's fine.

That's my job.

I'm perfectly happy
with that dynamic.

When we started Big Fat Quiz
ten years ago, that's why we're

doing the anniversary special,
how old were you ten years ago? 16.

Can we get a picture of you
when you were 16? Is there any?

Yeah. Were you working
as a Russell Brand tribute act?

Blonds have more fun.

Blonds also get bullied a lot more

when they turn up to school
looking like that.

Russell, are you confident you can do this?
Do you mean participate in the quiz?

Yes. I don't know
why you think Noel and I

have come to this event.
We're here to win and solve crime.

That is why we have
adopted this tableau.

Plus rapport.

OK.

Our first round is about the biggest
news headlines of the last decade.

The smoking ban came into effect
in 2007 and was a huge success.

In fact, these days, the only person

smoking indoors
is Jonathan Ross in Speedos.

The smoking ban means pubs are
now far healthier environments

in which to use alcohol to destroy
your heart, liver and marriage.

In 2011, an Icelandic volcano
erupted covering the UK

in a dense layer of thick cloud or,
as Scotland called it, summer.

Of course, it wouldn't be a quiz
without questions. You ready? Yes.

And for our first question, it's over to
Gandalf himself, Sir Ian McKellen. Yes!

Hello, Jimmy. Now, obviously,
from my experience on the Hobbit

and other films, I'm no stranger
to huge record-breaking audiences,

he said modestly,
but here's the question,

What incredible event
did over one-billion people

tune in to watch in 2010?

OK. So what did one-billion
people tune into watch in 2010?

It was a live event.
Jimmy? Yes, Russell?

That was ages ago
and we can't remember.

I see what's happened there. Um...
I was under the impression this quiz

was about information that was
germane to the day, topical things.

That is the regular Big Fat Quiz,
this is the Big Fat Anniversary Quiz.

In that case,
we need to re-negotiate.

These things are all ages ago.
Noel and I live in the present,

we're spiritual men.
I can't... We live in the moment.

I can't even remember yesterday.
How many people was it?

How do you know there was a
yesterday, where's the "pruff"?

The proof? The proof?
A billion? The proof!

Who knows how to pronounce it?
Where's the proof?

Is there proof?

Can I immediately just say
that I'm going to need,

I sense, some sort of erasing
device. No, because that's correct.

No, no, no, this isn't correct.
Blue announcing their reunion.

And now you've given them
the answer, so...

They wouldn't have known what it was and
now they're just going to copy us.

I'm going to give you a clue for this one, the event that
a billion people tuned into watch concerned...

Antony Costa.
Duncan James? Simon Webbe.

And the other one.

Oh, if you'd known them all.

Duncan James.
Duncan James. Antony Costa.

Lee Ryan. How could I forget
Lee Ryan? Oh, that is so terrible.

Russell, Noel,
it's come to my attention

that you have not written
anything yet.

We are not writing anything down.
Yes, you are.

You're trying to control us
and we don't like it.

Russell, stop fighting the system.

We don't agree with your system
of writing things down.

Either you can trust us... Are you
refusing to vote again, Russell?

Yeah, we're not participating.

We don't need that.

How dare you, young man?

Is that your special magic pen?
That's your special pen that
we got you special. Sorry.

They're already controlling you,
marching about like a ventriloquist's doll.

I do not look like
a ventriloquist's doll.

Why are you so defensive?
Yes.

You don't look like a doll, come
and sit on my knee for a second.

Let's see how this works out.
I honestly don't.

Let's see how this works out.
This is the thing.

This is demeaning.

So what do you like
to do in your time off?

I like to sit on uncle's lap.
Do you?

And what do you like about it?
I like it when he takes

my temperature without using his
finger. You dirty puppet!

This isn't right.
Write down an answer!

See, they can't control it
when we disobey. Yeah.

This is the start
of the revolution. Hold on.

This is not the start of the
revolution. Well done, Jack! Yes!

You see what happens?
You start messing about and the
younger boys want to copy you.

I said, "Do you want
to throw the pen?" He went,
"I'm not a rebel like them."

You are. The Ewoks were in the Rebel
Alliance. That's true, absolutely.

Yeah, you know what? He's a fucking
actor, he isn't an Ewok. All right.

He's just shaved his face,
you don't know.

A bit hairy down there.

Question number two. It wouldn't
be a Big Fat Quiz without

the children of at Mitchell Brook
Primary School in Neasden.

For our anniversary,
they've put on another of their
rather unconventional school plays.

But what news story
are they acting out here?

These are my ideas.
Let's use this machine.

Let's switch it on!

Stop! What if it blows up the world?

The end is nigh, the end is nigh.

Here we go!

Ah!

Here I am.
We found it.

That's why I love science.

That was brilliant that.

When they come out,
he quietly went, "Good outfits."

OK, so what news story
were they acting out there? Oh!

Russell? Noel? Yes. You know you said
you weren't going to write anything.

That's right.
Please write something.

We won't. Furthermore,
if this quiz is not a fix,

how come we've been doing it
ten years and them
children still ain't grown up?

You must think we're stupid, you
must think we're absolute idiots.

What a swizz.
What a con. What a fix.

OK. Have a look at this picture,
what's happening here?

So what's going on there?
I think we might have it.

Yeah. Oh, I remember.
What were they making?

Next up, it's over to the undisputed
king and queen of baking,

it's Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry.

Hi, Jimmy. No-one in the world
knows more about cake than us.

But in 2013,
an old stale piece of cake

sold at an auction
in the US for $4,000.

What made this piece
of cake so special?

Duncan James made it. How old was
that bit of cake, did they say?

They didn't say but I'm willing to tell you.
I'll tell you that it was, it was in 2011.

I know the answer. What happened
in 2011? The cake was made in 2011.
The cake was made in 2011. 2011.

And finally, have a look
at this clip of a Spanish lady

on the defensive, what has she done?

The key is her shabby hair. Yes.
If we know what her shabby hair is,
we'll know the answer. You're right.

Do you know what her shabby hair is?
I don't. I've not seen it.

I've got it! I've got it! Yes!

Good boy.

And you can't... Ah! You!

What have I done? Because you were
going to throw all your facts at me

but you can't prove
this one wrong, puppet man.

Russell's looking into the middle
distance. What's happening there?

We're having fun.

Jimmy? Or may I call you Puppeto?

If you wish... If you wish
to encourage the young men

on my right to
take part in the quiz,

I suggest you offer them
something in the way of a prize,

perhaps, for example,
a puppet they could

take home and cherish and play with.

Are you suggesting
I prostitute myself

in order to elicit five answers?
Oh, no, it doesn't

have to be prostitution in the
literal sense it could just be

that they actually get to hang out
with you a little while. No, no, no.
I want a blowy off the puppet.

That's the noise
he makes as he finishes.

OK. Let's get some answers.
Shall we get some answers? Yes.

OK, we'll get some answers. First up,
Sir Ian McKellen asked you

which live event was watched by over
a billion people. What did you put?

Chile miners but we put a pattern.

Oh, they've sucked my pen off,
the bastards! That is the system.

Jonathan and Warwick,
did you get that?

First, we were going with
the royal wedding but then we
thought Chilean miners as well.

Well, we put that.
What have you put?

We put the Blue thing
or the miners coming out but
then maybe they're linked.

Maybe that's why the miners
wanted to come up.

Yes, this was 33 men trapped
underground for 69 days.

Wow! Points all round there.
OK, marvellous.

We saw the children of Mitchell Brook
Primary School performing a play,
did you know what it was?

Yeah, we know what that is. OK, what
was it? It's to do with that collider thing.

That thing that's colliding
subatomic particles to prove that

the physical dimension that we live
in ain't even real or nothing.

It's a hydro-particle
collider thing, right?

What he said. Noel is wearing
the result of that experiment.

I think you kind of get a point, a
lot of the right words were in there.

Jonathan, Warwick, did you get this?
Warwick wanted to go with Star Wars

but I think he likes talking about Star Wars.
We went with the Hadron Collider.

What did you put for this?
Did you get it? Yes.

Well, you kind of
all got that as well.

it was the discovery of
the Higgs-boson particle with
the Large Hadron Collider. Yeah.

OK. I showed you this still, did
anyone remember what was going on?

We know about this.
Go on. There was some

rioting, then immediately
afterwards, squares ruined
the vibe by sweeping up.

Jack? I thought it was
the Hogwarts graduation.

It was a wonderful event.

We all had a jolly good time.
There I am in the middle.

Warwick, Jonathan, did you get this?
We put riots, just generically riots.

Right. The day after the riots, loads
of people came out and swept up,

it was inspiring stuff.
They did target the wrong shops.

Because they kept aiming for Tesco
Metros and stuff like that.

But the advantage of looting is
there's no budgetary restrictions,

just go... It would have been
great to see more rude boys with
Waitrose premium products,

just walking down the street,
"Bad man got a John Dory."

"Bad man got a John Dory?"
Yes.

Because he's stolen nice fish
from the deli counter.

It was the clean up after the riots.
Yep.

OK. Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry
asked why a stale piece of cake

went for over $4,000 at auction.
What did you put?

Was it the Queen's cake? You're very
close but not the right answer.
Jonathan, Warwick, did you get it?

Yep. We put the royal wedding cake
and we're going to win the puppet.

Claudia, Jack, did you get it?

We used this opportunity to partake
in some playground ribbing

by suggesting that the 4,000 cake

was bought by Jonathan
because he was hungry.

I have never met a cake I didn't
like, it has to be said.

Have you done
a full cake on your own?
A full birthday cake on your own?

Yes, every time I'm pregnant.

I bought a child's X-Men cake
and ate it all on my own in my pants

whilst crying on
the saddest day of my life.

Had Blue split up?
Correct, Jimmy.

The darkest day in our history.
Have you ever had a whole Vienetta?

Have I had a whole Vienetta?
I've never had a Vienetta.

What are you talking about? What?!
That's why you're not happy.

The Vienetta is the best dessert
ever because if you looked at it

and you said, "How much does that
cost?" I would say at least 30.

At least.
It is only, like, 1.50.

It's ridiculous, it so under-priced.
It is a marvel of architecture.

OK. So, Jonathan, you get a point
there for the royal wedding cake.
Thank you, Jimmy.

And finally, I asked you
what the Spanish lady had done.

Did anyone get this? Noel, Russell?
Jack did. Did you know?

You see, all you lot. I'm over here,
Russell. Someone must know.

No, no! What was it?

What is it? Oh, no.
Russell's wandering around.

What is that Spanish lady?

She painted Jesus.
She painted Jesus.

That is the answer,
she painted Jesus.

Where's button boy gone?

Oh, no!

I just gave Russell a haircut.

Stay there, my boy.

I like it. I like it.

See, some people, when they sit on a lap,
don't automatically look like a puppet.

What did your parents do to you?

What does that woman
want about Spain? Tell us.

I don't know.
Get another one.

OK. So the Spanish lady, what was she
apologising for? What had she done?

I thought she was Banksy.

Tell me that she isn't.
Because you can't prove that
she isn't and I think she's Banksy.

OK, Jonathan, Warwick? I think that
she tried to improve a painting,

sort of restore a painting
and messed it up.

There was a fresco
of Jesus in some church

that was falling into
disrepair and she...

It was quite a sweet thing she did,
really. I fucking said that.

No, you didn't.
I said it over there.

Someone else said it over there.
That isn't the same as you saying it.

I don't think
you understand communism.

Well, I can tell you that is the
right answer, Jonathan and Warwick.

Do you want to look at the painting?
This is the painting before,

which is quite a beautiful
old fresco. Here it is after.

I think hers is better.

OK. So that is the end of the first
round, let's check in on the scores.

Russell and Noel,
despite writing nothing down

and doing a pattern,
have got three points. Wow!

Good work.

Don't need this. Which is
one more than Jack and Claudia,

who were trying their best. Jonathan and
Warwick are in the lead with five.

Come on! Do it! Boom! Boom!

OK. We're going to take
a short break, see you in a bit.

Welcome back to the
Big Fat Anniversary Quiz.

This round is about
the last ten years of TV.

TV box sets of
American dramas became all the rage.

I can't tell you how many hours I spent
watching the first season of 24.

The Wire was a massive hit and
instantly became the number-one show

people pretended to love
whilst really watching X Factor.

Deal Or No Deal started in 2005.

Deal Or No Deal is the show which
has 23 boxes and just one question,

"What else is on?"

The show originated in Holland
and remains the best thing

to come from there which you don't
have to smuggle out up your arse.

Let's remind ourselves of what we've been
watching over the last ten years.

Let's fire up the Quattro!
Hello?

You are a fucking mini shambles.

No!

On your marks.
Get set. Bake.

Run!

Coffee!
No, no, no!

Classic.

OK, everyone. Some TV questions.

Survivalist Bear Grylls taught us how to cope in a
whole range of situations we're unlikely to face.

But as a last resort what
unconventional method

did he use to stay hydrated at sea?

No! I'm in charge of this now.
OK, something rank, wasn't it?

You filthy little devil.

OK. Russell, Noel,
if you write down the answer.

Russell, if you could
just send a text.

Marks & Spencer launched a series of
sexy adverts described as food porn.

Can you tell me what the tag line
at the end every ad was?

Yeah.
Good.

Well, Russell's had a text.
What? No, I ain't. Eff off!

Did you get someone's number
when you went into the audience?

I may have released a few spores.

OK. And for our next question, it's over to my
favourite-ever X Factor veteran, it's Chico. Oh!

Hello, Jimmy. It's Chico here.
Well, guess what time it is?

It's time for my question,
of course. I lost the X Factor

to Shayne Ward in 2005.

But I'm in good company, Susan Boyle
lost Britain's Got Talent in 2009

and One Direction lost the
X Factor the following year.

Can your teams
tell me the acts who beat them?

Chico is wearing
a Dairylea round his neck.

Can I just say?
Although we loved Chico,

I partook in a show that
he was also on some years ago

and, afterwards, we swapped numbers.

I texted him and he
never texted me back.

I got snubbed by Chico.

So Chico wants to know who beat
One Direction on X Factor

and who beat SuBo
in Britain's Got Talent?

Well, One Direction, I don't know,
Susan Boyle. Oh!

Her inner demons.
Done! Come on.

Noel, are you doing a picture
or done some answers? What?

What? What did you say,
puppet man?

Puppet man, help me!

I don't know what's happening.
I don't know what he's doing.

I don't know what I'm doing. I don't
know where I am or who you are.

As I've got nothing to lose,
I am just going to text Chico now.

Really? And I haven't
texted him for five years.

Russell, shall I put
one kiss or two?

For Chico, this is a two-kiss
situation, one big, one small. OK.

Well, just saying that who beat
One Direction on X Factor,

who beat Susan Boyle on BGT?
Let's see if Chico replies.

He'd better, otherwise,
I will harm myself

Next up, have a look at these
reaction videos uploaded to YouTube.

Which TV event
are these people reacting to?

Oh, no! Oh, shit!

Oh! Oh, really?

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! That's... That's just...

Oh, my God!
I can't deal with it right now.

No, no, no, no!

Oh!

They're watching telly.

Yeah, they're watching a TV show
and what were they reacting to?

It was an episode of a TV show.
This is really weird.

It's like when you've texted a girl.
I'm just waiting for the three dots.

Nothing, nothing yet. Shall
I send another one or not? No!

OK. I'll leave it.
Don't call him.

No, don't call him.
I don't want to look too eager.

We'll let it rest. But if he hasn't
texted me back in five minutes,

I am sending another one just with a kiss
or something to say, "Hey, I'm here."

Good plan. Play it cool. And finally,
Dr Who came back in 2005.

In a recent poll, who was voted
the show's greatest villain?

Greatest ever Dr Who villain.
Siri,

who was voted the greatest
ever Dr Who villain?

Do you find Siri sexy?

I like being told
what to do in that way. Yeah.

I like the One-to-One lady
and I was very drunk once

and I woke up the following morning
and I had tried to have sex

with the One-to-One lady. You
know the text message that says,

"You have two new voicemails,
call this number."

I'd replied to it saying,
"Are you still up?"

I was so drunk,
I tried to fuck voicemail.

Awesome!

I love him a little bit.

And then, like, five messages
to Chico, "Where are you?"

I mean, I don't want
to sound like an exam invigilator

but could some of
you put your phones away.

If he's allowed to text Chico,
I'm texting Darius to ask him the answer.

That is fair, to be honest.
I have a story about Darius.

He once said goodbye with
a seven-section shotgun salute.

Wow! You said, "Goodbye, Darius."
Goodbye, Darius.

Thanks for coming on... Whatever.
And he went to you?

Shh! Shh! Ker-poo. Pss!

Wow! That is pretty funny.

OK. Let's get some answers.
All right, I asked you

how Bear Grylls stayed hydrated
at sea. What did you put?

He wrote a poem that was so sad,
he cried and collected the tears.

That's our answer,
as you see from Noel's portrait.

He's not even a bear either,
it's pathetic.

Why don't he ever grill nothing?
The whole thing's a farce.

Jack, Claudia, how did you think
Bear Grylls kept himself hydrated?

Drank his pee. Yeah, but I thought
there's always something ranker

because he wants the shock factor.
I put drinking from a whale's dick.

Because it's always... No, it's
always gratuitous and horrible.

Jonathan, Warwick, what do you think?
Warwick seemed to know this.

I did, enema selfie. Yeah. Well,
let's have a look, shall we?

I've collected some fresh water
but it's full of bird droppings

and it's rancid, drink this
and you'd probably vomit

and risk worse dehydration.

But there is a way of using it
to gain life-giving fluids

but only as a last resort.

I'm going to give myself an enema.

I'm not expecting this
to be particularly pleasant.

By performing an enema,
you bypass the gag reflex,

rehydrating your body
without the risk of vomiting.

And then once it's in...

Pfuh! Oh!

I guess, all you do
is lie back and think of England!

He is a dirty bastard.
He is.

And can you imagine if that was
filmed with bird shit going up,

when it came back out
imagine the state of that water

and he probably kept re-using it.
When all he had to do was say

to the cameraman,
"Can I share some of your water."

I asked you what the M&S tag line
was for their sexy adverts.

What have you got, Jonathan?
It was all sexy shots of food

and didn't the voice say at the end,
"Do you want to eat it or fuck it?"

Wasn't that the answer?
Jack, Claudia, did you remember this?

I can't. It was something like, "This is not
ordinary food, this is M&S food."

You sound like
a 12-year-old posh boy

trying to get into see an 18 film.

I've been to see many 18s.
You trying to get into the cinema,

"Oh, yeah, I'm a film critic.
Can I have a ticket?"

Why am I walking like that?
That's how you walk.

Do you never watch yourself on TV?
I don't go... You do.

Ladies and gentlemen, Mickey Rourke!
You do.

Do I do that, Warwick?
No. Well, I...

Et tu, Brutus.

Shall we have a listen? Let's have
a little look at one of the M&S ads.

This isn't at all sexually explicit.
Exclusive traditionally aged

Brut Prestige Cava.
And a bottle is yours

absolutely free when you
spend over 35

on food or drink at
M&S until Saturday.

This is not just food,
this is M&S food.

Do you want to eat it or fuck it?
Was the actual final line.

OK. Chico asked you who beat
One Direction and Susan Boyle.

Did anyone remember this?
Yes.

Noel and I don't know
about things like that.

We're really... Was it Matthew?
Someone called Matthew?

Was it someone called Matthew?
Weirdly, yeah.

Was it? Yeah, Matt.
Have you just channelled that?

That's come through.
That was a guess.

OK. I was getting Matthew.
That's weird, isn't it?

OK, Jack, Claudia? Yes.
We thought it was Diversity and JLS.

Ah, yeah. Oh, you're very close.
Jonathan, Warwick?

Diversity and Matt Curdle. You can
have that. It's Cardle, but, yeah.

Can I get a point for Matthew?
I think you should get half a point.

Especially as it came
from another dimension. I know.

Jimmy, do you know what time it is?

Eating Viennetta and crying time.

Has Chico not called?
Nothing.

Shall I text him now
and see if he texts me back?

Have you got Chico's number? Have
I what? Have you got Chico's number?

No.

Have you got anyone's number?

No. I've got one number
in my phone, it's mine.

I call myself occasionally.

You were right, Jonathan and Warwick.
SuBo was beaten by Diversity
and One Direction lost to Matt Cardle.

Yeah, unlucky, One Direction,
where are you now?

OK. We saw a bunch of reaction videos taken
from YouTube. What were the viewers reacting to?

MasterChef.
You thought it might be MasterChef.

Yeah.
The woman going, "Ohhh"?

Surely these people here are
responding to the internet phenomena

two girls and one cup.

No. Jonathan, Warwick?

Your correct answer is the Red
Wedding from Game Of Thrones.

What?
Ssh! Pfft! Crrk! Errk! Pow!

That is the right answer.
Yes! Good work.

Boo-yah!

Spoiler alert, it doesn't go well.

I asked you who topped the poll
of greatest Dr Who villains.

And what did you get? The Daleks.
You've gone with Daleks.

What have you gone for, Jack and Claudia?
Daleks. It was, of course, the Daleks.

The Weeping Angels came second
and the Master came third.

- Noel, talk us through your picture.
- That's SuBo.

But I wasn't really thinking
about it, it just came out.

OK. Time for a quick bonus round.
I've significantly improved pictures

from three films from the last ten
years. Can you tell me what they are?

Here's the first one. OK, there I am.

Nothing the matter with that.
Wow!

Next one. There I am.
That is brilliant.

Final one.
Wow!

Oh, yeah, you might need
some quiet time with that one.

Wow! That is quite something.

Yeah, that's the haircut.
I'm considering that haircut.

OK. Let's have a look at the answers.
Russell, Noel what have you got?

Juno.
Yeah.

Iron Lady.
Yeah.

Twilight.

Three for three.
So three points to everyone there.

This is what's so
frustrating with you two.

When you try, you're so gifted
but you won't start messing around.

It was our upbringing what went
wrong, so we don't know what to do.

Shall we have a quick look
at how those photos were improved?

There's Juno.

Oh, yeah, OK.

There's Twilight.

And The Iron Lady.
I hated it.

It's nothing like my mum.

I was promised The Iron Lady.
She couldn't fly. Bullshit.

You're right, of course.
OK. Let's take a look

at the scores.
Russell and Noel have six points.

Jonathan and Warwick have 12 points.
Jack and Claudia have seven.

Time for another quick break.
See you in three.

Welcome back to the
Big Fat Anniversary Quiz.

This round's all about the
best music of the last ten years.

James Blunt's You're Beautiful was
everywhere in the summer of 2005,

a bit like dog shit and wasps.
Whoa! Whoa!

Get the fuck off Blunters!

What? I'm serious, Jimmy Carr.

What? You make jokes at the
expense of the Chilean miners,

that is fine but you bring
Blunters into the equation,

you have crossed the line,
my friend.

I had no idea you were so... Well,
I'm worried about this one now.

If this is about Blunt again,
I will walk.

As an officer in the British Army,

Blunt served in Kosovo
and witnessed atrocities

on a par with his second album.

What is your beef
with Blunters, seriously?

Come on, you're not
thinking these through. Blunters?

Yes. Blunters?
He's a wonderful singer

and he served in the army.
He's a hero!

One Direction's first single,
What Makes You Beautiful

was released on September the 11th
and remains

the worst thing ever
to have happened on that date.

I can't follow that.
I'll give him that.

Are you all right with that?
Are you going to kick off?

It was funny enough for it to be OK.

It was on the edge,
it was on the edge.

You can take the egging. Carry on.

But first it's over to the Channel 4
newsroom where Jon Snow is reporting

on one of the biggest hits of the last ten
years but what is it? Over to you, Jon.

An American court has ordered
that a couple is to live separately

after the fire services
were called to their house

to tackle blazes more
than three times a week.

According to doctors, the pair suffered
from a rare medical condition

that caused their
genitals to self-combust.

Victims of the condition, which is
exacerbated by vigorous love-making,

say symptoms include
being hot as a fever,

rattling bones and that it feels
like you're dying, you're dying.

The couple were
unavailable for comment

as they were consumed
with what's to transpire.

But in a statement released
earlier, they insisted,

"We're still the greatest,
the greatest, the greatest."

That's so disturbing, isn't it?

I assumed any answer about music
I was going to write

one to five was Gangnam Style.

I'm really only good on Blue,
Chico or James Blunt.

OK. Have a look
at this clip from 1969.

It became the unlikely inspiration

for which massive
global dance craze in 2008.

OK. So what dance craze
did that kick off?

Don't you love the outfits? They're
sort of polyester two-piece suits.

What happened? What happened?
Nothing. What happened?

We're doing the quiz, Jimmy.
What happened? Sure,

Noel and I have made mistakes in
the past but now we're just trying

our best to be in a quiz.
Leave us alone, you bully.

OK. Question three, one of the
biggest hits of the decade was

What Does The Fox Say
by Norwegian duo Ylvis.

So my question is simple,
what does the fox say? OK

I know this one.
Hunt me. I'm with it.

I can hear it in my head.
OK, what is it? Whisper it to me.

There's a few that I would accept.

There's three or four
that I would accept. OK.

Did you genuinely
not like Back To Bedlam?

The album Back To Bedlam
by James Blunt? Yeah.

That you just googled?
You...

No. Just checking for Chico.

So in 2004, which notoriously
raunchy dance video

prompted the then
prime minister, Tony Blair, to say,

"The first time it came on, I nearly
fell off my rowing machine"?

I'll give you a clue,
I'll give you a clue. Go on.

He was working out when he nearly
fell off the rowing machine,

the "working out", is key. What's
the one Blue did with Elton John?

Oh! Sorry Seems To Be
The Hardest Word. Stick it down.

Pretty sexy. Oh, Elton.

Antony Costa reclining on a piano.
Yes, please. Lee Ryan?

Russell, when we have the revolution
what's happening to old Tone?

I don't think it looks good for old
Tone in a post-revolutionary world.

I mean, I'd find it hard
to contextualise him

as being on a rowing boat
being shocked by a video.

He wasn't on a rowing boat,
he was on a rowing machine.

I don't think you have
TV on your rowing boat.

I don't know, I don't know, do they?
Can we trust 'em?

They lied about them weapons
of mass destruction, didn't they?

And finally, it was
the decade of mobilised fandom.

One Direction fans called
themselves Directioners.

Justin Bieber fans
are referred to as Beliebers.

But what are Lady Gaga fans called?

I was going to ask what James Blunt fans
are called. I know that. Oh, we know this.

Are you on Twitter now with people?
What? Ah!

This is like a police state, man.
It is not a police state.

Yes! A famous moment.

What did he text? What did he text?
What did he say?

Man, this is huge. What did he text?
What did he say? What did he say?

Look. Oh! There's another.
What did he say?

He's put... He's put,
"Hey, Jack Attack.

OMG!
"Jack Attack, The answer is

Diversity and Matt Cardle."
Smiley face.

Huge! Huge!

Look.

The noise you made when that came in,

I thought you'd hurt yourself.
What are you going to reply?

Not immediately? That was,
like, two years in the making.

I can't text immediately because
I'll look too keen, leave it.

If Chico calls me Jack Attack, what
should my nickname be for him?

Chicatito? Cheeky-weeky. Snuggles?
Any ideas, audience?

Do you want to throw anything in?
Chico nicknames? Chicatito I like.

Cheeky Tits. Cheeky Tits?
Cheeky Tits. Cheeky Tits.

Cheeky Tits.
Cheeky Tits.

Do you want me to text back? A man
that hasn't texted me for two years,

"Hey, Cheeky Tits?"

Ask him out, ask him out.
Don't ask him out.

Ask him to come here now.
Ask him to come here now.

Get him to come here.
Get him to come here

before the end of the show.
We're going to be here a while.

I'll say, "Hey, Cheeky Tits, we're at London Studios,
come down, we need your help."

Yeah. "See you soon. Kiss."
Send. I'm done.

It's making me happy.

Have you all got something?
Are you ready for the answers? Yes.

OK. Jon Snow was reporting.
on one of the biggest hits

of the last ten years.
What do you think it was?

Oh, yeah, we know that.
What is it? It's the Kings of Leon,

This Sex Is On Fire. Oh!
That is the right answer.

That's a much better answer than us.

And, Claudia, what did you put? We got confused
when you said fire, I was like, "Fire? Hot."

So we put in, It's Getting Hot In
Here by somebody called Nelly. Tune.

Warwick, what have you got?

Well, we... We were torn. First
of all, we went with Crazy Frog.

And then, because you kept
banging on about sex and fire,

we went with Sex Is On Fire.

OK. Sex Is On Fire.
We can give you that, yeah, why not?

OK. We had a look at some
lovely dancing from 1969.

Which dance craze did it inspire?
Claudia?

Beyonce, Single Ladies.
OK. I mean, it's too easy.

Jonathan, Warwick, you got it?
Yeah. Russell, Noel?

What have you put for this one?
Well, er...

This one, the second one,
that's Wedding Ring.

Is it? Put A Ring On It.
You should have put a ring on it.

Oh!

Oh!

It's almost like you just...

So are you texting them clues
rather than the answers?

If you're going to cheat, just cheat.

We're not cheating.
We're participating in a quiz

and the answer
has been said quite loudly,

and the tape will demonstrate,
Put A Ring on It, wasn't it?

OK, let's take a look.

I preferred the polyester version,
to be honest with you.

There was also a move in there that
was very close to the Jonathan.

Wedding ring. Wedding ring.
That one?

I think points all round there, OK.

I asked what the fox said.
What did you think?

Claudia, you're the expert.
# Ding-ding-ding ding-ding ding-ding

And then later on it goes,
# Yuppee, yuppee, yuppee-yo #

What did you get, Jonathan?

I thought it was choff, choff,
choff, choff, choff. But...

I thought it was, ning, ning, ning,
ning, ning. Yes, that's better.

That's the Crazy Frog. That's the Crazy Frog.
I miss the Crazy Frog every day.

Why don't you text him?

So, Russell and Noel,
you didn't answer.

As a matter of fact, we've got
something better than that. Yeah.

If, if... And it's a big if.
If Russell opens his hand

and a fly...

..is released into the studio,
can we have ten points, please?

That would be fair, wouldn't it?
Can I say, I'd be happy with that.

We're happy with that.
OK, everyone's happy with that.

OK, this is only if it flies away.
Ten points.

If it flies away.
Here we go, here we go.

We're transfixed, we're approaching
and now the miracle can occur.

Fly, fly.

Fly.
How did it get here?

It flew.

Behold! Behold!
Unbelievable.

OK, you can have one point for that.
Oh, you said ten! Fuck off!

I'm being generous
to give you anything.

Jimmy, we spent six months
training that fly.

You can have a point and we're
moving on. Come on, everyone.

That was Jeff Goldblum.
We spent ages.

It was very hard to get him
to reprise that role.

OK. So points all round for that.
Oh, dear.

OK. I asked you which music video
prompted Tony Blair to say,

"The first time it came on, I nearly
fell off my rowing machine."

Did you get this? Yes. Yes. We
didn't because we were too busy...

Training a fly! Training a fly.
Which turned out to be worthless.

It's Blue and Elton John.
It was not Blue and Elton John.

It was not. Jonathan, Warwick?
We're sticking with Crazy Frog.

Still a very sexy video.

OK. Well, let's have a look.

That was Eric Prydz and Call On Me.

It's a weird music video
because you sort of forget

there's music even
playing, don't you?

This guy is just the coolest
man on the bloody planet.

Are you ready for this? "Oh, man! You know I've got
all the Chico time in the world for you."

"But my missus is demanding
her wicked ways with me,

so I've got to give her
a bit of Chico time."

"Next time my friend, next time."
Winky face.

I mean, what a guy.
Yeah, pretty cool.

What a guy.
OK. I asked you

what Lady Gaga's fans are called.
What did you put?

Hey! They're little monsters.
Oh! Little monsters.

What did you think, Noel, Russell?
Yeah.

I put little bleeders.

It's monsters, isn't it? You've
just slightly Cockney-ed it up.

I can see how that would happen.
Little bleeders.

Oh, I got distracted
by that fucking fly.

The answer is little monsters.

We'll, we got it then. Let's see how
everyone is doing at this stage.

Russell and Noel
have nine points incredibly.

All right. Jonathan and Warwick
are in the lead with 16.

Jack and Claudia have ten points.
Yeah.

That's the end of the
music round. If you're making tea,

feel free to drop it like it's hot.
See you shortly.

Welcome back to the
Big Fat Anniversary Quiz.

This round is all about the internet.
Online grocery deliveries

absolutely revolutionised the way we
waited in for food to be delivered

that had been substituted
for the food we actually ordered.

Chatroulette was the
must-visit website of 2009.

The great thing about Chatroulette
was it was unpredictable,

there was no way of knowing what
you'd see when you logged on,

maybe a big cock or a small penis,

maybe an erect willy
or a flaccid knob,

hairy balls or a shaved scrotum,
it was totally random.

Ready for some more questions?
Yes. Yeah.

Of course you are, OK. First up,
have a look at this picture

of Gary Brolsma who, in 2004,
became one of the internet's

very first viral superstars.
Can you remember why?

It looks like his head would be the
same if you turned it upside down.

Put the glasses on the mouth.
Yeah, he's.. That's weird.

OK. Justin Bieber's Baby

has the honour of being the most
disliked video of all time

on YouTube. But what is the
second most disliked video?

Right, can I just warn both of you
if anyone puts anything

Blunt-related, there's
going to be some serious beef.

I've forgotten what the question was
now. Second most disliked video?

There is a lot of cheating
going on over there.

Cheats never prosper. Don't panic.
In 2008, Australian teenager,

Corey Worthington
became an overnight star

thanks to his use of MySpace.
But what did he do?

What did he do?
MySpace? MySpace?

You remember MySpace.
It was like an updated Bebo.

What?
Bebo.

And for our next question, it's over to
MasterChef supremo, Gregg Wallace.

Oh! Oh, Gregg.
Hi, Jimmy, now since 2006,

the whole world has been
obsessed with Twitter,

even politicians got in on the act.

But, in 2011, what infamous tweet
did Ed Balls, the Shadow Chancellor,

send out that has since been
re-tweeted 25,000 times?

It was accidental, I think.

Ed Balls, Russell?
After the revolution?

I think it's going to be
a tough time for Ed Balls.

I shook his hand once, all clicky
wrist, he was a snidey BLEEP.

Why didn't you say that
in the Paxman interview?

"All clicky wrists" sounds like something
from A Clockwork Orange, it's beautiful.

All clicky wrist he were,
real horrorshow.

Me and my droogies done him in.
Did it good, it did,

as he spilled his claret
like silvery wine.

It sounds wonderful but I'll have to
have it Google translated to posh.

OK. Finally, one of our
say-what-you-see puzzles.

I'll give you an example. Here we go.

Russell Brand, you can
see what we've done there. Ah!

So these pictures spell out an
online game played by more than

seven-million people,
can you tell me what it is?

Do it. No, it's not.
Car exhaust.

Is that Bear Grylls giving
himself another enema on the end?

We all remember playing that.
Of course we did.

You ready for some answers? OK.

I asked what Gary Brolsma did to become
one of the first viral video superstars.

Did anyone remember?
Yeah, we did. What have you got?

Correct answer, mahi dance, singing
and miming at his desk, he done.

OK. What did you put,
Jonathan and Warwick?

It was the Numa Numa Numa guy.
He mimed to Numa Numa Numa.

Jack, Claudia?
Well, you just said the internet.

So we thought he was the
first guy to complete solitaire.

Look how happy his face is. That is the face of
a man that's just seen the cards fill the screen.

Brbrbrbrbr! Oh!
Well, let's take a look.

That's great. I love that. It is.
That's beautiful, wonderful.

Jonathan and Warwick, Russell and
Noel both get points. Yes. Good.

OK. I asked you for the second most
disliked video of all time

on YouTube. What did you put?
Jonathan, Warwick?

Right. I expected it from you
but you should know better.

Anything by Blunt.
Out of order.

It was not. Jack, Claudia,
what did you get? Justin Bieber.

Do you remember the question? I said Justin Bieber
was the most disliked video what was the second?

What as the first most hated one?
It was Baby.

Yes, and we thought the second
one was Justin Bieber, Boyfriend,

which is a different song, Jimmy.

We got specific.
Jesus!

You do know how music works?

Clearly not, having hammered Blunt
at the beginning of this round.

You put Justin Bieber, Boyfriend,
I thought that was just...

Noel? Noel, what did you put?

Shall I answer it for you? Noel has requested
I answer this particular one.

It's Friday, Rebecca Black,
is the correct answer.

Noel, do you concur?

Do you know what's under here?

A quiz similar to the one that's
going on now but slightly better.

Put it on. That is a hell of
a thing. Is that...? I mean....

Oh, my God!

Look at Russell's chest, he's still
trying to carry that off as sexy.

Never yield the sex appeal,
Jim, never.

There's always opportunities,
there's always flies to be caught.

People are always looking
for justice, never yield it.

Well, you've got
the answer absolutely right.

Let's take a look at Rebecca Black.
That was the point.

Oh, bless her.

OK. I asked you how
Corey Worthington used MySpace

to make him an overnight
star in 2008. Did you get it?

Yeah, we knew that.
What is it?

He threw a big party at his house
and then when he was asked

to be contrite on Australian
national news,

to be like,
"Oh, I'll never do this again."

He was even more
laissez-faire and blase.

He's a plucky heroic young man.

And I admire him. And any quiz
that he comes as an answer in,

I'm happy to be
a participant in that quiz.

That's just how much
I know about the guy.

Jonathan, Warwick, did you get this?
We thought he threw a party,

too many people came, which is now
the Facebook thing.

But who knew 500 people
were still using MySpace? Yeah.

Jack, Claudia? Yes.
Soiree. A soiree. A soiree.

Yes, he held a soiree
and he announced it on MySpace

and too many people came
to said cheese and wine. Yeah.

Let's take a look at him
the day after on the news.

Did your parents say
you could have a party?

Um, no, they didn't.
So why did you?

I don't know. It was just a get-together with
a couple of mates at first and then

we thought we might as well
just have a bit of a party

and then it sort of
got out of hand and, yeah.

Take off your glasses
and apologise to us.

I'll say sorry
but I'm not taking off my glasses.

Corey, we've got to wrap this up
but what would you say to other kids

who were thinking of partying when
their parents are out of town?

Get me to do it for you.

Get you to do it for you?
Not "Don't do it"?

No, get me to do it for you.
Best party ever so far,

that's what everybody's been saying.

He's great. He's good.

Why did she want him to apologise? Is she his
next-door neighbour or something?

How many people turned up?
I think 500 people turned up.

Quite a small house party.
An uber soiree.

OK, Gregg Wallace asked you what
Ed Balls tweeted. What did you put?

We put, "Haters gonna hate, hashtag
Chance loller of the Exchequer."

Haters gonna hate?
Yeah. Or...

Or... I thought that he famously
tweeted just his name. OK.

Jonathan, Warwick, what have you got?
We thought he was another one

of the victims of that
serial befriender Chico.

And his desperate plea was,
"Where are you, Chico?"

It's Chico time already. That is not
the right answer. Noel, Russell?

Well, we've put Ed Balls and we
parenthesised his name in brackets.

His name.
Isn't it, Noel? Yeah.

That is the right answer.
That's right. Why wouldn't it be?

He tweeted his own name,
Ed Balls, Ed Balls.

What a prick,
that clicky wrist prick.

OK. Did you get the say what you see?
Yes, definitely. Yes!

Yes! Take it away, take it away,
Clauds. What have you got, Claudia?

Swirl, dove, lady, raft.

Boom!
Swirl, dove, lady, raft.

Yeah.
Points, please.

Russell and Noel, you've got?
World of hovercraft.

Warcraft.
Warcraft, World Of Warcraft.

Jonathan, Warwick, did you get it?
Yes, World Of Warcraft.

I enjoyed that round, it was fun.
Whirl, dove, walk, raft.

OK. Points to Russell and Noel and
Jonathan and Warwick on that one.

Maximum points for us,
I think you'll find.

Yeah, you've done very well. Do we
get extra for getting a maximum?

Only if you can pull
a butterfly out of your foreskin.

It's only a matter of time.

Get a point for that.
What about that?

You should get a point for button man. I'm going
to wear this when you give me that blowy.

Oh, dear!

There, see,
we've all come with headdresses.

Can we have a point? That actually

had a real mayonnaise-y
sandwich inside.

Sorry. That's mayonnaise.

OK.

Good for the hair apparently.

Now the part of the show where
I introduce my mystery guest.

This person has made the news
at some point in the last ten years.

All you have to do is work out who
they are and how they made the news.

You can ask them questions but
they can only answer yes or no.

Please welcome my mystery guest.
Yeah!

How are you? Very good, thank you.
Nice to have you here.

OK. So, panel,
you can ask him anything,

he can only answer yes or no.

Are you an acrobat of some nature?
No.

Are you just going on the
black top and black trousers?

Did something happen to you of note
over the last ten years? Yes.

You know this is the internet round,
that's the other thing.

Oh! Ah!
Oh! Internet. Oh!

Oh! Did you invent Minesweeper?

No.

Is the thing you do,
is it downloadable?

Yeah. That was part of it, yes.
Yes. I think you can say yes.

Part of it is downloadable.
Are you in charge of Ocado?

No, he's not in charge of Ocado.

I got excited there as well.
How middle class is this team?

Standing ovation time. Are you involved in
politics of the revolutionary sort?

He was involved in a type of revolution.
Revolutionary in a way. Oh!

Write down your answers.
Oh, my God! Write down your answer.

Shit! I want you to be quite
specific in your answers.

This guy...
Eh? Yeah.

There you go. Bingo.
OK. Have you all got something?

What have you got, Jack, Claudia?
Rage Against The Machine.
Rage Against The Machine. Yes.

Jonathan, Warwick? You've got Rage
Against The Machine to number one.

F-U, Cowell.
Russell? We done that. Yeah.

It was good. Commendable
in its sentiment but why

couldn't it have been
You Are Beautiful? My only...

My only sticking point with that.
So, mystery guest,

tell them who you are and what
you did? OK. My name is Jon Morter.

And I created the campaign
that successfully

got Rage Against The Machine
to the Christmas number one.

Yeah.

Were you a big
Rage Against The Machine fan?

Yes, absolutely.
One of the greatest bands ever.

Did you get to meet the band?
Yes, I did.

They actually re-formed because
of the campaign. Amazing. Wow!

Could you do
the same thing with Blue?

Serious question.

Did you make anything? Did they give
you anything? Were they grateful?

Yeah, well, the money that they
made from all the downloads,

we did a campaign at the same time
to raise money for Shelter

and they gave all the money to
Shelter that they had raised.

And it's still bringing money in.
160,000. Wow!

And we're still getting
money in five years later.

- Round of applause.
- It's terrific.

Let's see the scores.
Jack and Claudia have 13 points.

Ahead of them,
Russell and Noel with 15.

Jonathan, Warwick have 20.

Time for anther break. Ladies and
gentlemen, one more time, Jon Morter.

Thanks for coming on.
I appreciate it. Well done.

Welcome back to the
Big Fat Anniversary Quiz.

This round's all about the sporting
highlights of the last ten years.

Lewis Hamilton burst onto
the Formula 1 scene in 2007.

Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson described
him as a brilliant racing driver,

which was a relief for all concerned.

John Terry resigned from
the England squad in 2012

so he could spend more time
with his teammates' families.

Team GB performed brilliantly
at the Beijing Olympics.

Some said we only won medals
in minority sports

but I think the medals we won in
badminton are just as legitimate

as the ones we got in Kerplunk.

Are you ready for the questions?
Yes. Of course you are. OK.

Sky Sports' legendary roving
reporter Chris Kamara

brought us many amazing moments. But what was
particularly memorable about his coverage

of a Portsmouth-Blackburn game
on Saturday the 3rd, April 2010?

What? What do you...?
I mean, have you met me?

Russell, do you remember this?
Yeah.

He's confident someone
is going to tweet him.

OK. So next question. The great thing
about the London 2012 Olympics

was how we all became overnight
experts on minority sports.

But in which discipline do you
get judged on your wide behind,

your purity and your schwung?
Don't be ridiculous.

Warwick has a question?
But that might give away the answer,

if I ask that question. I'm pretty
confident it won't. It might do.

I asked if sumo
was in the Olympics.

What?

It's not in the Olympics but
it's only a question of time.

OK. Next up, it's over to one of Britain's favourite
paralympians, it's Ellie Simmonds. Yeah!

Hi, Jimmy. The London 2012
Olympic and Paralympic Games

were absolutely amazing
and one of the hottest tickets

at the Paralympics was for
an event known as murderball.

But can your teams tell me
what murderball is?

OK. Ellie Simmonds wants to know
what murderball actually is.

It's when you haven't had...
for a while.

No, that's blue balls.
Blue balls. Blue balls.

Blue balls.
Blue balls is a different thing,

which, Russell, I imagine,
has never had. Sorry?

The fly's back.
The fly's back.

I caught him this time. Argh!
Oh, my God! Did you see?

Ten points now! Ten points
for fly catching. Mr Miyagi.

Pretty awesome. OK. What did
Freddie Flintoff do that cost him his

vice captaincy of the England team
during the 2007 Cricket World Cup?

How can we both catch a fly on one
show and not get points? I mean...

I gave you a point the first time.
Not one, that's about 1,000 points.

What are the chances of me
catching the same fly later on?

How do you know it was the same one?
Well, because he's called Chris.

One point is derisory for an
achievement of that nature.

It is worth something, not many
quiz shows can boast fly catching.

Hold on. What's going on there? What
gadget is being employed there?

What? In the aid of question answering,
there is an iPhone on public display.

We just got that phone out
so that, if Chris comes back,

we can get a selfie with him.

And finally, time for another
say-what-you-see puzzle. Good.

A massive sporting headline
is hidden here, what is it?

Ooh! Sporting headline.

I like the low-level murmur
that comes. Yes, this is...

A murmur of, "We're kind of watching
but we'd better work this out."

Oh, oh, it's good, isn't it?
That's got to be that bit.

That is right. That can't be
anything but the first bit.

Oh, the murmur's getting... Oh, you
quieten down with your murmuring.

Think of it in your head,
you don't need to say it out loud.

OK. Ready for some answers?
Yes.

OK. Of course you are. I asked what
was memorable about Chris Kamara's

coverage of a Portsmouth-Blackburn
match in 2010. What did you all put?

We put he sang Dancing On The Ceiling because
he looks a bit like Lionel Richie.

Jonathan, Warwick, what did you put?

We put he did it in Klingon
because he looks a bit like Worf.

Both acceptable, in my opinion.

Russell and Noel, you've got?
We put he. He?

Well, that was the
beginning of something.

He didn't know the... Somebody had
been sent off. He didn't know that.

He didn't know the score. That
is the right answer but I feel...

There you go then.
What's the nature of the quiz?

Well, let's have a look.

We're off to Fratton Park where there's been
a red card but for who, Chris Kamara?

I don't know, Jeff. Has there? I
must have missed that. A red card?

Chris, have you not been watching?
I haven't.

I don't know where that's
come from, Chris,

I have no idea
what has happened there.

What's happening, Chris?
I don't know, Jeff.

Oh! Brilliant.
Chris Kamara, we salute you.

Bloody marvellous. OK.
I asked you in which discipline

you get judged on your wide behind,
your purity and your schwung.

And we put every day of my life
as an independent woman.

Hashtag go sisters.

The weird thing is,
you wrote that not Claudia.

I kept on going, "Is it archery?"
Is it... I don't know what it was.

No. Ladies, are you with me?
Was it dressage? Yeah.

Yeah, it is, yeah. Is it? But you
didn't write it. Yeah, it is.

I don't have to write it,
it's in here.

Yeah, they kind of play that card.
Can we have it once?

We've let Russell and Noel do it.
Yeah, you can have a point for that.

Jonathan, Warwick,
what did you think it was?

Well, we wrote 100-metres twerking.

But we are going to say
out loud dressage.

We can have it once. We can have
once. If they can have it.

Can you say
100-metres twerking again?

You can have one later on,
if you get one.

Fine. Russell, Noel? Staggeringly
enough, I didn't see this

happen. I must have
been talking to Chris.

You wrote dressage
when I wasn't looking.

Sometimes, I don't like
to worry Noel with the quiz

because he's talking to Chris,
he's got a lot on his mind.

So I just get on with it
and let him relax.

Noel seemed genuinely a little bit
upset there that you got one right.

Noel wrote it down, "I wasn't
looking, sorry. Dressage."

No, it was like a little present,
it was nice.

I was thinking, "Oh, it'd
be nice if we got dressage."

And I looked down
and we had, we had.

So I just thought, it's not the
sort of thing we'd get right but...

Here we are, having done so.

OK. Well, points to Russell and Noel,
points to Jack and Claudia there.

Ellie Simmonds asked
what murderball is.

Jack and Claudia, you've got?

Oh, I'm sorry. I had this
tiny sleep. It was...

We thought it was...

We've been here a while, why not?
Go on. Just a little miniature one.

We thought it was water polo
but with sharks.

You thought murderball
was water polo... Go on.

Yes, with sharks
and the ball is made of ham.

It's bringing an element of danger to
what is otherwise just a jolly fun sport.

OK. That is not the right answer.
Jonathan, Warwick?

We either think
it's wheelchair rugby

or it's the name
for the new Lottery game.

OK. Russell, Noel?
It says wheelchair rugby there.

Like, you've got nothing
to do with that? That just...

Again, I was deep
in conversation with Chris,

I didn't even see that go down.

Well, it is wheelchair rugby.
You both get points.

Good game.

OK. And I asked you how Freddie
Flintoff lost his England

vice captaincy in 2007.
What did you put?

You're going to say
"pedalo" but it's incorrect

because that's just the thing that
people used to get rid of him.

It was actually bad field settings, failure to bring
spin bowlers into the attack at crucial points

and not rotating the seamers
when necessary. You can say "pedalo"

but they were just
waiting for that to happen

so that they could stab
him in the back. Fact.

I can see we haven't got a lot
of cricket fans in tonight.

It's maybe the wrong crowd.

That is a hell of an answer.
Ten points. I will defend him.

Jonathan, Warwick? We put the
correct answer, which is pedalo.

And you put? What is that scribble?

It's getting a bit hieroglyphicsy
down here. I don't know.

We were doing so well, we started
to formulate a new language.

But amidst it you can see, "He got
drunk," you can see that in there.

Then we started to summon Chris.

It just says "Chris."
We called down Chris

but underneath there it says number
four, "He got drunk, pedalo."

It says there, pedalo.
OK. So you get a point for that.

Point for that. No point for the
cricket regulations. It's correct?

When we do Great Big Fat
Cricket Quiz Of The Year,

then I'll be in for some points.
And you'll be the only fucker here.

Ah!

OK. Yeah, he got drunk
and he fell off a pedalo

and he got the nickname Fredalo,
which is adorable.

OK. Finally, I asked you to say
what you saw. Did you get it?

Jack, Claudia?
We went for joust, fondle, unitard,

bread, needles,
Jo Malone scented candle.

Noel and Russell, what have you put?

Doping Lance Armstrong. Because
there's a lance and there's an arm,

then strong, dough, pin, scandal.
Candle. Candle apple. Scandal.

So that's the correct answer.
Can I just say?

We did write that. But this pen,
the ink's run out in it

and we couldn't write the last...
It's electric.

Oh, yeah.

It's lance, arm, strong,
dough, pins, candle.

So you get a point. OK. Marvellous.
Let's check in on the scores.

Russell and Noel have 20 points.
Jonathan and Warwick have 23.

- Jack and Claudia have 14 points.
- Yes!

Time for another break.
Don't go away.

Welcome back.
This round is all about people,

the movers and shakers
of the last ten years.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes married
in 2006 before divorcing in 2012.

The story of Katie bravely
breaking away from her husband

to save her daughter is like
something out of a movie,

a movie you wouldn't bother watching
because Katie Holmes is in it.

Paul McCartney and
Heather Mills split in 2006,

when Paul said the words
that Heather had dreaded hearing,

"Would you like to hear
some of my new stuff?"

Paris Hilton came
to the world's attention in 2004

with a sex tape famously shot in
night vision. I didn't mind that

but I did find the whispering commentary
from Chris Packham a bit off-putting.

Ready for some more questions?
Yes! Yes, let's do this.

Here we go.
The people of the last ten years.

Despite having a spectacular
meltdown in 2011

and losing the highest-paid
job on television,

Charlie Sheen retained
a very positive outlook,

he claimed to have tiger
blood and Adonis DNA.

But what upbeat mantra did he
keep using throughout it all?

So what was his mantra?
This is what we're doing.

What shall we do?
What do you mean, what shall we do?

What?
Do some bloody quizzing.

Do some answering quiz questions.
We've done that one.

All right. Have a look at this.

This is Chesley B "Sully"
Sullenberger who, in 2009,

was described as a miracle
worker and a true American hero.

What had he done to earn
such a acclaim? Oh, yeah.

What? Sorry, what was that name?
What did he do?

It was Chesley B "Sully"
Sullenberger. Oh, great, thanks.

Got it. Got it.
He was a miracle worker apparently.

Chesley B... "Sully" Sullenberger.
That's it, yes. Sully Sullenberger.

No idea.

For our next question, it's over to my favourite
hunk of the decade, Peter Andre, everyone. Yes.

Jimmy, how are you? I can't
believe it's been 10 years.

Where does the time go?
It truly is insania.

In 2010, an unassuming New York
estate agent, Anna Chapman,

was propelled into the global
spotlight because her remarkable

secret was revealed. But what
was that secret? I don't know.

Major question, why the hell
has he stolen Chico's hat?

Peter Andre wants to know
how Anna Chapman

sprung to international
notoriety. There she is.

It's a pretty good answer.
Oh yeah.

She is, she's a...

Oh!
Yeah, yeah.

Argh!

Ooh!
OK.

Christian Bale starred in
Terminator Salvation in 2009.

Bt what did he do on set
that made the headlines?

It's a terrible film.
Terminator Salvation? Yes.

Because I know
everything about films.

If say Terminator Salvation's a bad film,
don't watch it. When I mentioned the words...

When I gave my opinion,
did I go like that at any stage?

You do it.
Did I go like that at any stage?

There's a sort of air that you do.
Like a sort of arrogant peacock.

Finally, over to one of Britain's
finest actors, Mr Charles Dance,

who is reading an extract
from the autobiography

of one of the biggest
stars of the decade.

But who is the mystery author?
Over to you, Charles.

Chapter three.

Hip-hop tracks have traditionally
been heavy on the beats,

light on melody but some MCs,

Bone Thugs-N-Harmony for example,

find ways to work melodies
into the rapping.

Other MCs,
think about Run from Run-D.M.C.,

turn words into percussion.

"Cool chief rocker,
I don't drink vodka,

"But keep a bag of cheeba
inside my locker."

The words themselves don't mean much

but he snaps those clipped syllables
out like drum beats,

bap, bap, bap, bap!

If you listen to that joint and came
away thinking it was a simple rhyme

about holding weed in a gym locker,
you'd be reading it wrong.

Do you like Charles Dance, Jonathan?

Yes, I like Charles Dance a lot.
I think he's bloody good in films.

Warwick, have you worked with
Charles Dance? I imagine you have.

No, I haven't, no. No, he's not had
the good fortune to work with me.

OK. Well, are you ready
for some answers? Yes.

Of course you are. OK. I asked you

what Charlie Sheen's upbeat
mantra was. What did you put?

Winning. Winning. Winning.
Winning. Yeah, we put that.

That is right. Do you know Charlie
Sheen? Have you met Charlie Sheen?

As a matter of fact, I do know Charlie Sheen
and during that explosive period

I went round his house
and give him some advice

to give you some
idea of how serious it was.

I said, "Charlie, you need
to start making some changes."

"They were all enjoying
the catchphrases."

"It looks to me like
you'll be dead within the hour."

OK. So points for everyone.
I asked you

what Chesley B "Sully" Sullenberger
did in 2009 to earn such acclaim.

What did you all put?
Take it away, Claudes.

Brought James Blunt to the USA.

He did not but he could have.

He could have. Jonathan, Warwick?

Warwick got this.
I didn't have any idea.

Landed a plane on the Hudson.
Oooh!

That is right. What did you guys get?
I put turned into a shoe.

Russell put landed
a plane on the Hudson.

Landed a plane on the Hudson
is the right answer.

I remember the footage. It was
incredibly... It was heroic. Yes.

He was kind of...
He was very cool about it as well.

What I love is, it was America, so
you knew they'd all be applauding.

If that was Britain,
everyone on the plane would be,

"We're going to be late now,
aren't we?"

Peter Andre asked you how New York
estate agent Anna Chapman

sprang to international notoriety.
Russell, Noel, let's go to you first.

I have to write the correct answers
over things that Noel puts, like,

"Showed her bum-bum to God."

Did she show her bum-bum to God?
It's a low point in the quiz for me.

A kind of mini-breakdown.

I put the correct answer
just above it,

just to keep us in it.
Spy, she is a spy.

OK. Thanks for talking us
through your emotional process.

OK. Jonathan, Warwick,
what did you get?

She was a Russian spy. When she went home to Russia,
didn't Putin give her a tiger or something?

He gave her a tiger, panther
or leopard as a pet. Really?

Yes, he gave her... That is correct.
Putin gave her a python or a leopard.

It wasn't a python.
How is a python like a leopard?

It hasn't got any legs. You are
literally doing it there, come on.

- I am doing it, yes, I am.
- Look at me.

OK, once. I did it once.

Oh, you got him, you got him.
I did it once.

I got angry.
He didn't give her a python!

He gave her a bloody tiger!

Did you get this, Jack, Claudia?
Yes, spy, she's a spy. Spy.

She was a Russian spy out of a Bond
film, look at that. Incredible.

I asked you what Christian Bale did

while filming Terminator Salvation.
What did you all put?

Somebody was in his eye-line, they
were in the light, I think it was

the first day, or something like
that, and he shouted, he lost it.

He didn't do his normal acting shouting, shouting at
someone he shouldn't have been shouting at.

He didn't go, "Hey!" He didn't do,
"Where is she?!"

That is a terrifyingly good Batman.

Haven't practised that before.

You're joking.

Pretty good. Bloody good.

Young Jack Whitehall,
in the new Batman film,

delivers a very
convincing performance.

Russell, Noel, what have you got?
We put, shouted at crew. And then...

And then Noel... Then Noel
took over the pen for a while.

What have you got? We got, he did
a Mel Gibson and he went nuts.

Someone I know was
working as an extra,

you know the last Batman film
with Bale, which was not very good,

and there was a big thing
down in Wall Street. Yeah.

He was an extra on that
and he's also from Wales,

which is where Christian Bale,
I believe, is from originally.

And he went up to him
and he's in character as Batman.

Do you like it when actors stay in character?
Or is it a ditzy? Pretentious.

It's pretentious. He went,
"All right, Christian? I'm from..."

this is a Welsh accent. "I'm from Wales too,
whereabouts in Wales are you from?"

He went, "From Gotham."

"I know Batman. Where are you from?"
He went, "Gotham," and walked off.

OK. Well let's treat
ourselves to a listen

at a Welsh man going
nuts on a film set.

"Oh, 'Da-da-da-da, '
like this in the background."

"What the fuck is it with you?
Oh, good for you. And how was it?"

"I hope it was fucking good
because it's useless now, isn't it?"

"No! Shut the fuck up, Bruce.
Fuck sake, man, you're an amateur."

"I'm going to fucking kick
your fucking ass,

"if you don't
shut up for a second, all right?"

"Fucking ass!"

He says, "Shut the fuck up, Bruce,"
that's Bruce Wayne.

He's so...
He can't get out of character.

So everyone gets a point for that.
OK finally Charles Dance read

from an autobiography one of the biggest stars
of the decade. Who was it? What did you all get?

We thought it was from
Clare Balding's autobiography,

which was very popular,
it was very popular, wasn't it?

And we both enjoyed it.
And she does like the beats.

She loves the dirty grime.

She likes the jungle, the garage,
she loves the garage.

Russell, Noel, what have
you gone for? Common.

One of the
biggest stars of the decade?

You bastards!

Someone texted you a message,
you're saying, "Common,"

and you went, "Well, that'll... What
else could they have fucking meant?

Jack, Claudia, what have you got?

Jay-Z or the boy called Dappy.

Well, let's go back
to Charles Dance.

That was taken from
the memoirs of Jay-Z.

Jay-Z. So points for
Claudia and Jack on that.

So we've got a very special treat
for you now, it's Mr Louie Spence.

Good to see you. Mwah! Mwah!

Oh! You loved it.
I'm having a hot flush.

OK. So you came to fame
in the last ten years,

Pineapple Studios,
you are a huge star. Yes.

So what are you up to these days?
What are you doing?

Pantomime. I'm that huge.

Now you're going to do
some interpretive dance.

You're doing what you do best. This
will be one of the big news stories

of the last ten years, Louie is going
to dance that story. This is amazing.

You're going to write down what news story
he is telling. I'm going to cry. I'm going to cry.

This is going to be beautiful.
Amazing. Louie.

Oh!

I'm sorry, Chico!

Oh, he's still got it.

That was... I mean...

Wow!

That was emotionally draining
but beautiful.

So that was one of the big news
stories of the last decade.

Write down the answer. There was
horses, he consumed, he fell ill.

That was that.
He cooked, he cooked.

You are amazing. In the dance?
Thank you, darling.

Do you know that? You are an amazing
man. See what he does?

You are the greatest dancer.

Let's see what everyone got. Russell,
Noel, have you got something?

Yeah, yeah. What have you got?
Horse burgers.

Horse burgers, OK. Jonathan, Warwick?

Warwick got this, horse meat in
lasagne. The horse-meat scandal.

Jack, Claudia? Horse-meat scandal.
What were you dancing?

I was doing the horse-meat scandal.
Yes! A round of applause.

Let's see the scores.
Russell and Noel have 25 points.

Jonathan and Warwick
are just in the lead with 28.

Jack and Claudia bringing up
the rear with 19 points.

We're going to take a short break
while I put back to sleep

the thing that Louie has awakened
in me. See you in a bit.

Welcome back to the final part
of the Big Fat Anniversary Quiz.

This round's all about the talking
points and water-cooler moments

of the last ten years. Zumba was
one of the dance exercise crazes

of the decade. The great thing
about Zumba is... No, I got nothing.

Celebrity perfumes
became all the rage.

David Beckham had Instinct.
Britney Spears, Curious.

Cheryl Cole, Storm Flower.

And, of course, my fragrance, I'd
Give That Five Minutes If I Were You.

The fox-hunting ban
came into force in 2004. Rah!

Oh, dear.

The fox-hunting ban
came into force in 2004.

Personally, I found it difficult
to sympathise with them,

after all, they're just
small-minded in-bred creatures

that don't actually do anything and, to make
matters worse, they love hunting foxes.

That was the worst throw ever.

Well, let's have a look at the
final lot of questions. Yeah. OK.

Which piece of advice, first coined

by the Ministry of Information
in 1939,

unexpectedly became one of the most
popular slogans of the last ten years?

Keep calm?
Yeah.

OK. Charity wristbands became
a great way to show your support

for a cause you love.
Yellow wristbands represented

Lance Armstrong's
Livestrong charity.

Blue symbolised your support
for anti-bullying charities.

But what did a white wristband mean?

I know.
So charity wristbands.

You're so bad. I want my own screen.

We have to have a bit of
fun. You have to have a bit of fun.

We're playing against
these two, who have cheated

because they know so much about movies
and the whole thing has been about movies.

Those two, who have cheated
for the entire game

by blatantly texting
members of the audience.

They will probably then reward with
sexual favours and cover in glitter.

Have you been texting?
You haven't even tried to hide it.

We have participated
in good faith in this quiz.

You bullshit.
What's happening?

You clearly did.
Oh! It's literally there.

Right, this is...
World Of Warcraft.

Why do you have
World Of Warcraft written?

What the...?
Raise money for cancer.

See, we're trying
to help people with cancer

and you have the gall...
Let's call them. Call.

Look, all right. You can see...
Sit back down, Che Guevara.

Have you answered? Hello?

You little shit!

That lad is an angel. I defend him.

Have you been trying
to help Russell and Noel?

He's made a mockery
of the entire evening.

Actually, they were
working in consortium

and they were all very helpful,
they were all sort of communicating

among one another. Isn't it better to see
people working together as a real team

rather than a stupid quiz that
don't even mean nothing anyway?

Yes! Clearly, this is anarchy. This
is anarchy. We cannot have this.

This is anarchy, Jimmy. No, it's
not anarchy. I'm keeping that.

This is bullshit
It's like the end of Avatar,

flies were helping us, people
helping us. It's justice.

Well, OK. Clearly,
not only have you been cheating,

but you've got a lot
of the answers wrong.

It's very appropriate that
we are looking at a Lance Armstrong

wristband throughout
the whole of this.

It's bang out of order. OK. Have
a look at these three pictures.

What did each of these drivers
blame for their mishap?

Jim? Yeah.
Can I have my phone back? No.

All right, so, er...

What's this? Someone's just texted
you to say Chris Tarrant

would let you ask the audience.

That's good, yeah.
They're a lovely bunch.

That's good. I like that.

Yeah. You've won me back.
You've won me back.

And for our next question,
it's over to Abbey Clancy.

Hi, Jimmy.

In November 2005, British Airways
sent a memo out to cabin staff

forbidding them from indulging
in which noughties'

fad during take-off and landing?

OK? BA staff
had to stop doing something?

Yeah, for take-off and landing.
Got it.

Take-off and landing? Take-off and
landing they couldn't do something.

Final question.
What caused a surge in demand

for the Garra rufa fish in 2010?
I actually know that.

We know this.
You don't want us to get that.

Oh, was it the great
John Dory drought?

Ready for some answers?
Yeah. Let's go for it. OK.

I asked which phrase, coined
by the Ministry of Information,

became one of the most popular slogans of
the last ten years. What did you put? YOLO.

You think YOLO was coined in...?
No, I don't.

But I'm with somebody who's 5.
Obviously, not as YOLO.

It was "you only live once", which
is what YOLO stands for. So...

Why would they give out
that information?

Why would the government give out
information, "you only live once"?

To encourage the kind of anarchy
we've seen over here.

Noel, I'm not sure, or button man, how you speak
but what did you put for this?

Is this "keep calm and carry on",

which is what he's doing,
as matter of fact.

OK. Jonathan, Warwick?
We...

First, we thought,
"Vorsprung durch Technik."

But then we settled on
"keep calm and carry on".

Keep calm and carry on
is the right answer. Yeah.

I asked you what white charity
wristbands symbolised.

Did anyone remember?
No, you didn't say charity.

You said a white wristband and
I said, "Escaped from a ward."

Yeah, but I...

Which is true.

You should have been more specific.

Jonathan, Warwick?
We thought it was UKIP membership.

We thought that's what they wore.
It's a purple and yellow wristband.

Not that I know.

It's make poverty history. Make
poverty history is the right answer.

Russell, Noel? Well, this is at
the juncture where you severed our

tie to the common mind,
so we've just... we've put cancer.

You just wrote cancer as an answer?

That's the rest of our answers,
is cancer, because you broke us.

Yeah, it's a popular TV quiz, maybe
one of the answers is cancer.

Sure, sure. Maybe, maybe.

What about when that fucking geezer
was dancing around as horse meat?

Nothing makes sense!

You make a very good point.

OK. I asked you what was to blame
for those motoring mishaps.

Did you get this? Oh, I feel bad now.
It's coming in a flurry.

Listening to Jonathan Ross's
radio show. I know.

Because it's so brilliant.

You've just had a text in, by the
way, saying, "make poverty history".

Well done, mate.
Too little too late I fear.

OK, did you...?
Yes, we did.

We looked at the pictures, we
thought it might be climate change.

But then Warwick said he thinks
it's satellite navigation systems.

Bollocks, yeah.

I'm guessing you didn't
get this one then?

You OK?
I'm all right, mate.

We got each other, ain't we?
We've got your sparkly costume,

we got that helmet thing, we
used to have Chris. He's gone.

Jimmy, the puppet man, has tried
to break us but he never will.

Never break us, ten quizzes.
We've got each other.

If anything,
I've just made you stronger. OK.

Sat nav is the right answer.
What are you making?

These are new wristbands, they're
called make cheating history.

We'll sign up for those.

OK. Abbey Clancy asked you
what British Airways staff

were forbidden from doing
during take-off and landing.

- What did you put?
- Losing our bags.

Not, not the right answer.
Jonathan and Warwick?

We were torn between either
the ice bucket challenge,

which would be a bad idea on a
plane. During take-off, you think?

It would be a very bad idea
during take-off and landing.

Or maybe Angry Birds. Angry Birds.

Angry Birds, you're closer with
but it's not right.

Did you get this, Russell, Noel?
You know we didn't.

Noel, are you actually asleep?

Hmm?

I can tell you, no-one got this,
it's playing Sudoku.

I asked you why there was a surge
in demand for the Garra rufa fish

in 2010. What have you got?
Feet pedicure, fish thing.

That is the right answer.

Jonathan, Warwick, did you get this?
Eating the skin on the feet.

OK. So, Russell, Noel, you actually
got that right. Well done there.

They were able
to mime it quite well.

Let's have a check in on the scores.
So Jack and Claudia have 20 points.

Russell and Noel have 27.
Jonathan and Warwick have 31.

It is still all to play for.
Sorry? What? How?

How?
How? I'll tell you how.

Because we have the final
Big Fat Anniversary Quiz question.

And to ask it, all the way from the
planet Skaro, ladies and gentlemen,

please welcome a Dalek.

Silence! You will obey.

Silence! Silence!
These humans are malfunctioning.

Yes! Sure.

Welcome to the show.
It's an honour to have you here.

Be silent or you
will be exterminated.

All right.

You've got a question, I believe.
Yes.

Show me the question immediately.

Er, there you go.

My vision is impaired.
I cannot see correctly. There?

Better.

Focusing. I require three pieces of
data from the last ten earth years.

The biggest-selling album.

The highest-grossing movie.

The best-selling app.

The humans over there
will now answer.

Answer or be exterminated.
Chill out!

We're looking for the best-selling album, the highest
grossing film and the best-selling app.

These are all in the UK. In the UK?
In the UK. Correct. That's the key.

Is this a male Dalek
or a female Dalek?

It's hard to tell.
I don't know where to look.

Excuse me, are you a male Dalek
or a female Dalek?

There is no such thing
as gender in the Dalek world.

Right, good. Don't matter
that much in the human world.

You should work more outside of
Dr Who. Have you had any offers?

Many.

He's on 8 Out Of 10 Cats next week.
It's going to be huge. Yeah.

I will exterminate all the cats.

Oh, dear!

OK. Everyone's got answers. So,
Russell, Noel, what have you got?

We think it's Blunt, Angry Birds.
Avatar. And Avatar.

I thought it was Gaga but he's written Blunt. I can
tell you, you've got one of those right.

Jack, Claudia? James Blunt,
Back To Bedlam, obviously.

That's the one they got right.

Avatar, or as we call it,
The Movie. One day, one day.

And... And Angry Birds.
And Angry Birds.

And Angry Birds. OK. You got one
right. Yeah. What? James Blunt.

Jonathan, Warwick, what have you got?

We got Angry Birds.
We thought, because it's UK,

we thought Skyfall
was the biggest movie.

Then we thought it'd be one of the Adele albums
but we couldn't remember what number

because there's like 17, 18, 19.
I don't know if she's done 21 yet.

Let's go back to the Dalek
to find out the correct answers.

What were you looking for? The
best-selling album was 21 by Adele.

We even got the year. Come on.

The highest-grossing film
was Skyfall.

Come on!
Come on! We did it together.

Come on! The best-selling
app was Angry Birds. Yes!

We've done it.

Now you must all
surrender to the Daleks!

Surrender or be exterminated!

What? Hang on a second. I'll do the final
scores just before anyone surrenders.

So the final scores are...
Let's see what's that done.

I can tell you, in last place
are Jack and Claudia with 22.

The cheats with 29, Russell and Noel.

Well done. But the winners of
the Big Fat Anniversary Quiz,

Jonathan and Warwick with 39 points.
Yeah, thank you.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

Silence! Silence!

Exterminate! Exterminate!

Exterminate!

You have been watching
the Big Fat Anniversary Quiz.

This planet is now
under Dalek command.

Await further orders.

Daleks reign supreme.
Daleks reign supreme.

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