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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:36.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells\Nhttp://UKsubtitles.ru.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.18,0:00:39.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello and welcome to the\NBig Fat Anniversary Quiz.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.90,0:00:42.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We've been doing Big Fat Quizzes\Nfor ten years now,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.62,0:00:47.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so we thought what better way to celebrate\Nthan with another Big Fat Quiz.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.92,0:00:50.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the Big Fat Quiz's\Ntenth birthday party
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.36,0:00:52.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and just like my\Nactual tenth birthday party,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.40,0:00:55.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,only six guests have showed up\Nand all of them had to be paid.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.28,0:01:01.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Channel 4 have spared no expense\Nfor our tenth birthday celebrations,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.16,0:01:03.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so if you'll excuse me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.36,0:01:09.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good, now that's out of the way,\Nlet's meet the teams.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.32,0:01:13.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First up, they're the answer to the question, what's the\Nworst-case scenario son-in-law-wise?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.80,0:01:16.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ladies and gentlemen,\Nthe Goth detectives are back,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.32,0:01:18.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's Noel Fielding and Russell Brand.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.88,0:01:26.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every father's nightmare. Next up,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.52,0:01:29.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from Star Wars, it's Warwick Davis\Nand from the autograph queue
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.56,0:01:32.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at the Star Wars' convention,\Nit's Jonathan Ross.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.40,0:01:35.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's fair enough,\NI'm happy with that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.12,0:01:39.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And finally, she's famous\Nfor her ballroom on Strictly,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.60,0:01:42.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he's famous for his lack\Nof ball room in skinny jeans,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.84,0:01:45.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's Claudia Winkleman\Nand Jack Whitehall.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.56,0:01:51.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noel, talk me through the look.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.76,0:01:57.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, I don't... I think\Nit speaks for itself, really.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.92,0:02:02.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you want to see it all?\NYeah, can we get a little look\Nat Noel's incredible outfit.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.80,0:02:07.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's sort of... What's it like?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.88,0:02:10.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Andy Pandy covered\Nin hundreds and thousands.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.56,0:02:14.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My nan used to have a button box,\Nit looks like it just exploded.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.48,0:02:19.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't get dirty and talk about your\Nnan's button box so early, really.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.20,0:02:23.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For goodness sake. I love\Nthe idea of your nan's button box.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.08,0:02:28.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just covered myself in Pritt Stick\Nand then just roll about
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.92,0:02:32.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in Warwick's nan's button box.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.44,0:02:35.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, Warwick, I should\Napologise before we even start,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.84,0:02:39.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we've sat you next to Jonathan,\Nhe's bound to geek out on you at some stage.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.08,0:02:42.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, he's already been discussing\Nthe Leprechaun films with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.08,0:02:44.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Warwick played six\Nin the epic Leprechaun series.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.56,0:02:48.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know how many other\NLeprechaun fans there are in the building.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.12,0:02:51.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really?\NYou don't, you've never.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.56,0:02:54.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But my personal favourites would\Nbe... Well there's Leprechaun 1,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.40,0:02:57.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Leprechaun 2, Leprechaun 3, they're\Npretty much the same story,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.12,0:02:59.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,essentially. Leprechaun 4,\Nit gets interesting
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.84,0:03:01.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because Leprechaun 4 is in space.\NYes.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.56,0:03:04.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Leprechaun 4, a Leprechaun in space,\Nthink about that for a second.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.56,0:03:09.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Leprechaun 5, my all-time favourite,\Nis Leprechaun In The Hood.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.52,0:03:15.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that was so successful, we went\Nback to The Hood for the sixth one.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.44,0:03:17.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Leprechaun 6, Back In The Hood.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.100,0:03:21.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I urge you to get the box set.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.36,0:03:24.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Claudia, what's going on here?\NWhat's going on with your team?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.16,0:03:26.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is... Well, basically,\NI'm babysitting.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.48,0:03:31.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a friend of Jack's mum and I'm\Nhere just to make sure he's fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.04,0:03:33.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's my job.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.24,0:03:36.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm perfectly happy\Nwith that dynamic.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.92,0:03:41.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When we started Big Fat Quiz\Nten years ago, that's why we're
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.44,0:03:44.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,doing the anniversary special,\Nhow old were you ten years ago? 16.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.20,0:03:47.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can we get a picture of you\Nwhen you were 16? Is there any?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.72,0:03:52.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. Were you working\Nas a Russell Brand tribute act?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.84,0:03:56.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Blonds have more fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.36,0:03:59.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Blonds also get bullied a lot more
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.32,0:04:01.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when they turn up to school\Nlooking like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.24,0:04:07.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Russell, are you confident you can do this?\NDo you mean participate in the quiz?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.72,0:04:10.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes. I don't know\Nwhy you think Noel and I
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.72,0:04:13.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have come to this event.\NWe're here to win and solve crime.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.04,0:04:19.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is why we have\Nadopted this tableau.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.44,0:04:24.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Plus rapport.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.40,0:04:25.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.92,0:04:29.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our first round is about the biggest\Nnews headlines of the last decade.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.24,0:04:34.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The smoking ban came into effect\Nin 2007 and was a huge success.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.08,0:04:36.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In fact, these days, the only person
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.40,0:04:39.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,smoking indoors\Nis Jonathan Ross in Speedos.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.52,0:04:42.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The smoking ban means pubs are\Nnow far healthier environments
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.92,0:04:46.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in which to use alcohol to destroy\Nyour heart, liver and marriage.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.88,0:04:51.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In 2011, an Icelandic volcano\Nerupted covering the UK
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.12,0:04:55.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in a dense layer of thick cloud or,\Nas Scotland called it, summer.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.20,0:04:59.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course, it wouldn't be a quiz\Nwithout questions. You ready? Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.08,0:05:02.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And for our first question, it's over to\NGandalf himself, Sir Ian McKellen. Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.92,0:05:06.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, Jimmy. Now, obviously,\Nfrom my experience on the Hobbit
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.92,0:05:11.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and other films, I'm no stranger\Nto huge record-breaking audiences,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.04,0:05:14.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he said modestly,\Nbut here's the question,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.84,0:05:17.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What incredible event\Ndid over one-billion people
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.92,0:05:22.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tune in to watch in 2010?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.28,0:05:26.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. So what did one-billion\Npeople tune into watch in 2010?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.60,0:05:29.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was a live event.\NJimmy? Yes, Russell?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.40,0:05:31.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was ages ago\Nand we can't remember.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.60,0:05:37.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I see what's happened there. Um...\NI was under the impression this quiz
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.68,0:05:41.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was about information that was\Ngermane to the day, topical things.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.48,0:05:45.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is the regular Big Fat Quiz,\Nthis is the Big Fat Anniversary Quiz.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.32,0:05:47.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In that case,\Nwe need to re-negotiate.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.20,0:05:52.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These things are all ages ago.\NNoel and I live in the present,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.36,0:05:55.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we're spiritual men.\NI can't... We live in the moment.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.88,0:05:58.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't even remember yesterday.\NHow many people was it?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.80,0:06:01.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you know there was a\Nyesterday, where's the "pruff"?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.72,0:06:05.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The proof? The proof?\NA billion? The proof!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.76,0:06:09.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who knows how to pronounce it?\NWhere's the proof?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.56,0:06:12.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is there proof?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.04,0:06:16.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I immediately just say\Nthat I'm going to need,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.84,0:06:21.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I sense, some sort of erasing\Ndevice. No, because that's correct.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.40,0:06:26.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, no, this isn't correct.\NBlue announcing their reunion.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.60,0:06:29.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now you've given them\Nthe answer, so...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.84,0:06:33.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They wouldn't have known what it was and\Nnow they're just going to copy us.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.52,0:06:38.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to give you a clue for this one, the event that\Na billion people tuned into watch concerned...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.04,0:06:42.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Antony Costa.\NDuncan James? Simon Webbe.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.36,0:06:44.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the other one.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.80,0:06:48.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, if you'd known them all.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.32,0:06:50.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Duncan James.\NDuncan James. Antony Costa.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.40,0:06:55.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lee Ryan. How could I forget\NLee Ryan? Oh, that is so terrible.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.64,0:06:57.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Russell, Noel,\Nit's come to my attention
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.88,0:07:00.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that you have not written\Nanything yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.08,0:07:04.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We are not writing anything down.\NYes, you are.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.08,0:07:06.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're trying to control us\Nand we don't like it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.28,0:07:09.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Russell, stop fighting the system.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.40,0:07:12.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We don't agree with your system\Nof writing things down.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.20,0:07:15.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Either you can trust us... Are you\Nrefusing to vote again, Russell?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.56,0:07:18.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, we're not participating.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.52,0:07:21.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We don't need that.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.28,0:07:24.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How dare you, young man?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.96,0:07:30.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that your special magic pen?\NThat's your special pen that\Nwe got you special. Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.68,0:07:34.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're already controlling you,\Nmarching about like a ventriloquist's doll.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.40,0:07:37.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I do not look like\Na ventriloquist's doll.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.44,0:07:40.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are you so defensive?\NYes.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.36,0:07:42.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't look like a doll, come\Nand sit on my knee for a second.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.80,0:07:45.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's see how this works out.\NI honestly don't.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.32,0:07:48.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's see how this works out.\NThis is the thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.72,0:07:52.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is demeaning.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.92,0:07:55.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what do you like\Nto do in your time off?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.96,0:07:58.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like to sit on uncle's lap.\NDo you?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.100,0:08:02.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And what do you like about it?\NI like it when he takes
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.36,0:08:05.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my temperature without using his\Nfinger. You dirty puppet!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.32,0:08:09.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This isn't right.\NWrite down an answer!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.44,0:08:13.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See, they can't control it\Nwhen we disobey. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.60,0:08:15.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the start\Nof the revolution. Hold on.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.76,0:08:18.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is not the start of the\Nrevolution. Well done, Jack! Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.92,0:08:22.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You see what happens?\NYou start messing about and the\Nyounger boys want to copy you.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.60,0:08:28.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said, "Do you want\Nto throw the pen?" He went,\N"I'm not a rebel like them."
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.56,0:08:33.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are. The Ewoks were in the Rebel\NAlliance. That's true, absolutely.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.96,0:08:38.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, you know what? He's a fucking\Nactor, he isn't an Ewok. All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.68,0:08:40.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's just shaved his face,\Nyou don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.92,0:08:43.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A bit hairy down there.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.92,0:08:48.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Question number two. It wouldn't\Nbe a Big Fat Quiz without
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.36,0:08:51.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the children of at Mitchell Brook\NPrimary School in Neasden.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.04,0:08:55.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For our anniversary,\Nthey've put on another of their\Nrather unconventional school plays.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.36,0:08:57.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But what news story\Nare they acting out here?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.92,0:09:04.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These are my ideas.\NLet's use this machine.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.60,0:09:06.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's switch it on!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.28,0:09:10.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop! What if it blows up the world?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.96,0:09:14.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The end is nigh, the end is nigh.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.60,0:09:16.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here we go!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.44,0:09:24.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.48,0:09:30.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here I am.\NWe found it.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.04,0:09:36.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's why I love science.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.76,0:09:40.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was brilliant that.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.12,0:09:45.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When they come out,\Nhe quietly went, "Good outfits."
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.12,0:09:53.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, so what news story\Nwere they acting out there? Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.52,0:09:56.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Russell? Noel? Yes. You know you said\Nyou weren't going to write anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.64,0:09:58.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's right.\NPlease write something.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.64,0:10:01.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We won't. Furthermore,\Nif this quiz is not a fix,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.80,0:10:05.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how come we've been doing it\Nten years and them\Nchildren still ain't grown up?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.92,0:10:11.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You must think we're stupid, you\Nmust think we're absolute idiots.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.44,0:10:15.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What a swizz.\NWhat a con. What a fix.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.08,0:10:20.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. Have a look at this picture,\Nwhat's happening here?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.32,0:10:25.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what's going on there?\NI think we might have it.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.76,0:10:28.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. Oh, I remember.\NWhat were they making?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.64,0:10:31.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next up, it's over to the undisputed\Nking and queen of baking,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.32,0:10:33.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.48,0:10:38.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, Jimmy. No-one in the world\Nknows more about cake than us.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.76,0:10:42.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But in 2013,\Nan old stale piece of cake
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.64,0:10:46.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sold at an auction\Nin the US for $4,000.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.44,0:10:50.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What made this piece\Nof cake so special?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.84,0:10:55.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Duncan James made it. How old was\Nthat bit of cake, did they say?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.80,0:11:00.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They didn't say but I'm willing to tell you.\NI'll tell you that it was, it was in 2011.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.24,0:11:05.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know the answer. What happened\Nin 2011? The cake was made in 2011.\NThe cake was made in 2011. 2011.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.20,0:11:07.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And finally, have a look\Nat this clip of a Spanish lady
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.72,0:11:10.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the defensive, what has she done?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.72,0:11:24.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The key is her shabby hair. Yes.\NIf we know what her shabby hair is,\Nwe'll know the answer. You're right.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.52,0:11:27.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you know what her shabby hair is?\NI don't. I've not seen it.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.04,0:11:30.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got it! I've got it! Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.48,0:11:35.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.60,0:11:40.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you can't... Ah! You!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.24,0:11:43.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What have I done? Because you were\Ngoing to throw all your facts at me
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.12,0:11:45.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you can't prove\Nthis one wrong, puppet man.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.72,0:11:50.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Russell's looking into the middle\Ndistance. What's happening there?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.48,0:11:52.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're having fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.76,0:11:55.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jimmy? Or may I call you Puppeto?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.04,0:11:58.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you wish... If you wish\Nto encourage the young men
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.72,0:12:01.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on my right to\Ntake part in the quiz,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.28,0:12:03.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I suggest you offer them\Nsomething in the way of a prize,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.60,0:12:05.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,perhaps, for example,\Na puppet they could
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.96,0:12:08.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,take home and cherish and play with.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.04,0:12:10.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you suggesting\NI prostitute myself
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.52,0:12:13.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in order to elicit five answers?\NOh, no, it doesn't
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.08,0:12:15.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have to be prostitution in the\Nliteral sense it could just be
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.64,0:12:19.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that they actually get to hang out\Nwith you a little while. No, no, no.\NI want a blowy off the puppet.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.56,0:12:31.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the noise\Nhe makes as he finishes.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.52,0:12:35.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. Let's get some answers.\NShall we get some answers? Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.100,0:12:39.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, we'll get some answers. First up,\NSir Ian McKellen asked you
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.32,0:12:42.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which live event was watched by over\Na billion people. What did you put?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.64,0:12:44.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chile miners but we put a pattern.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.60,0:12:49.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, they've sucked my pen off,\Nthe bastards! That is the system.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.40,0:12:51.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jonathan and Warwick,\Ndid you get that?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.64,0:12:55.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First, we were going with\Nthe royal wedding but then we\Nthought Chilean miners as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.48,0:12:57.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, we put that.\NWhat have you put?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.84,0:13:02.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We put the Blue thing\Nor the miners coming out but\Nthen maybe they're linked.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.48,0:13:05.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe that's why the miners\Nwanted to come up.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.72,0:13:10.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, this was 33 men trapped\Nunderground for 69 days.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.12,0:13:12.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow! Points all round there.\NOK, marvellous.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.16,0:13:16.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We saw the children of Mitchell Brook\NPrimary School performing a play,\Ndid you know what it was?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.52,0:13:20.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, we know what that is. OK, what\Nwas it? It's to do with that collider thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.64,0:13:23.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That thing that's colliding\Nsubatomic particles to prove that
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.100,0:13:27.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the physical dimension that we live\Nin ain't even real or nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.48,0:13:30.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a hydro-particle\Ncollider thing, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.56,0:13:34.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What he said. Noel is wearing\Nthe result of that experiment.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.80,0:13:40.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think you kind of get a point, a\Nlot of the right words were in there.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.96,0:13:44.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jonathan, Warwick, did you get this?\NWarwick wanted to go with Star Wars
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.04,0:13:47.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I think he likes talking about Star Wars.\NWe went with the Hadron Collider.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.28,0:13:49.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What did you put for this?\NDid you get it? Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.72,0:13:52.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you kind of\Nall got that as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.44,0:13:56.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it was the discovery of\Nthe Higgs-boson particle with\Nthe Large Hadron Collider. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.60,0:14:00.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. I showed you this still, did\Nanyone remember what was going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.08,0:14:02.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We know about this.\NGo on. There was some
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.40,0:14:07.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,rioting, then immediately\Nafterwards, squares ruined\Nthe vibe by sweeping up.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.08,0:14:19.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jack? I thought it was\Nthe Hogwarts graduation.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.36,0:14:22.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was a wonderful event.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.68,0:14:25.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We all had a jolly good time.\NThere I am in the middle.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.24,0:14:32.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Warwick, Jonathan, did you get this?\NWe put riots, just generically riots.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.20,0:14:35.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right. The day after the riots, loads\Nof people came out and swept up,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.32,0:14:37.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it was inspiring stuff.\NThey did target the wrong shops.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.80,0:14:40.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because they kept aiming for Tesco\NMetros and stuff like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.56,0:14:43.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But the advantage of looting is\Nthere's no budgetary restrictions,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.100,0:14:49.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just go... It would have been\Ngreat to see more rude boys with\NWaitrose premium products,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.28,0:14:51.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just walking down the street,\N"Bad man got a John Dory."
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.52,0:14:56.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Bad man got a John Dory?"\NYes.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.12,0:14:58.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because he's stolen nice fish\Nfrom the deli counter.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.52,0:15:02.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was the clean up after the riots.\NYep.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.32,0:15:05.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry\Nasked why a stale piece of cake
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.100,0:15:08.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,went for over $4,000 at auction.\NWhat did you put?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.92,0:15:13.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Was it the Queen's cake? You're very\Nclose but not the right answer.\NJonathan, Warwick, did you get it?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.56,0:15:17.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yep. We put the royal wedding cake\Nand we're going to win the puppet.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.68,0:15:20.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Claudia, Jack, did you get it?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.12,0:15:23.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We used this opportunity to partake\Nin some playground ribbing
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.88,0:15:26.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by suggesting that the 4,000 cake
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.16,0:15:28.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was bought by Jonathan\Nbecause he was hungry.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.52,0:15:33.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have never met a cake I didn't\Nlike, it has to be said.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.40,0:15:36.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you done\Na full cake on your own?\NA full birthday cake on your own?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.56,0:15:38.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, every time I'm pregnant.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.88,0:15:43.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I bought a child's X-Men cake\Nand ate it all on my own in my pants
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.60,0:15:45.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whilst crying on\Nthe saddest day of my life.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.96,0:15:49.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Had Blue split up?\NCorrect, Jimmy.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.40,0:15:59.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The darkest day in our history.\NHave you ever had a whole Vienetta?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.36,0:16:01.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have I had a whole Vienetta?\NI've never had a Vienetta.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.64,0:16:04.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you talking about? What?!\NThat's why you're not happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.44,0:16:10.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Vienetta is the best dessert\Never because if you looked at it
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.12,0:16:14.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you said, "How much does that\Ncost?" I would say at least 30.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.08,0:16:16.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At least.\NIt is only, like, 1.50.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.40,0:16:21.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's ridiculous, it so under-priced.\NIt is a marvel of architecture.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.24,0:16:25.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. So, Jonathan, you get a point\Nthere for the royal wedding cake.\NThank you, Jimmy.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.60,0:16:28.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And finally, I asked you\Nwhat the Spanish lady had done.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.28,0:16:32.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did anyone get this? Noel, Russell?\NJack did. Did you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.44,0:16:36.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You see, all you lot. I'm over here,\NRussell. Someone must know.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.52,0:16:41.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no! What was it?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.76,0:16:46.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is it? Oh, no.\NRussell's wandering around.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.40,0:16:48.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is that Spanish lady?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.56,0:16:53.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She painted Jesus.\NShe painted Jesus.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.16,0:16:55.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is the answer,\Nshe painted Jesus.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.92,0:16:58.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where's button boy gone?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.96,0:17:01.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.36,0:17:11.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just gave Russell a haircut.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.80,0:17:19.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stay there, my boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.84,0:17:22.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like it. I like it.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.24,0:17:26.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See, some people, when they sit on a lap,\Ndon't automatically look like a puppet.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.92,0:17:29.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What did your parents do to you?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.68,0:17:37.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What does that woman\Nwant about Spain? Tell us.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.36,0:17:39.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know.\NGet another one.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.28,0:17:54.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. So the Spanish lady, what was she\Napologising for? What had she done?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.80,0:17:59.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought she was Banksy.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.36,0:18:05.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell me that she isn't.\NBecause you can't prove that\Nshe isn't and I think she's Banksy.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.12,0:18:10.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, Jonathan, Warwick? I think that\Nshe tried to improve a painting,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.40,0:18:13.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sort of restore a painting\Nand messed it up.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.24,0:18:15.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There was a fresco\Nof Jesus in some church
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.52,0:18:17.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that was falling into\Ndisrepair and she...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.56,0:18:20.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was quite a sweet thing she did,\Nreally. I fucking said that.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.52,0:18:24.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, you didn't.\NI said it over there.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.76,0:18:28.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Someone else said it over there.\NThat isn't the same as you saying it.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.100,0:18:31.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think\Nyou understand communism.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.92,0:18:36.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I can tell you that is the\Nright answer, Jonathan and Warwick.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.52,0:18:39.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you want to look at the painting?\NThis is the painting before,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.60,0:18:41.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which is quite a beautiful\Nold fresco. Here it is after.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.24,0:18:48.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think hers is better.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.88,0:18:52.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. So that is the end of the first\Nround, let's check in on the scores.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.24,0:18:54.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Russell and Noel,\Ndespite writing nothing down
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.92,0:18:57.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and doing a pattern,\Nhave got three points. Wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.100,0:19:00.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good work.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.60,0:19:04.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't need this. Which is\None more than Jack and Claudia,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.40,0:19:08.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who were trying their best. Jonathan and\NWarwick are in the lead with five.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.16,0:19:10.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on! Do it! Boom! Boom!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.96,0:19:13.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. We're going to take\Na short break, see you in a bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.95,0:19:20.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome back to the\NBig Fat Anniversary Quiz.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.67,0:19:23.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This round is about\Nthe last ten years of TV.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.23,0:19:26.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TV box sets of\NAmerican dramas became all the rage.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.39,0:19:30.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't tell you how many hours I spent\Nwatching the first season of 24.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.39,0:19:34.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Wire was a massive hit and\Ninstantly became the number-one show
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.63,0:19:37.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,people pretended to love\Nwhilst really watching X Factor.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.99,0:19:41.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Deal Or No Deal started in 2005.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.03,0:19:44.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Deal Or No Deal is the show which\Nhas 23 boxes and just one question,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.79,0:19:46.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"What else is on?"
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.79,0:19:50.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The show originated in Holland\Nand remains the best thing
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.27,0:19:53.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to come from there which you don't\Nhave to smuggle out up your arse.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.59,0:20:03.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's remind ourselves of what we've been\Nwatching over the last ten years.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.11,0:20:06.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's fire up the Quattro!\NHello?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.55,0:20:14.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are a fucking mini shambles.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.59,0:20:20.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.35,0:20:37.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On your marks.\NGet set. Bake.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.87,0:20:43.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Run!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.95,0:20:46.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Coffee!\NNo, no, no!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.03,0:20:51.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Classic.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.71,0:20:55.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, everyone. Some TV questions.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.27,0:20:59.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Survivalist Bear Grylls taught us how to cope in a\Nwhole range of situations we're unlikely to face.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.43,0:21:02.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But as a last resort what\Nunconventional method
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.23,0:21:04.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,did he use to stay hydrated at sea?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:04.27,0:21:09.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No! I'm in charge of this now.\NOK, something rank, wasn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.79,0:21:12.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You filthy little devil.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.11,0:21:14.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. Russell, Noel,\Nif you write down the answer.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.43,0:21:16.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Russell, if you could\Njust send a text.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.79,0:21:21.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Marks & Spencer launched a series of\Nsexy adverts described as food porn.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.11,0:21:25.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you tell me what the tag line\Nat the end every ad was?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.31,0:21:28.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.\NGood.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.99,0:21:32.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, Russell's had a text.\NWhat? No, I ain't. Eff off!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.67,0:21:36.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you get someone's number\Nwhen you went into the audience?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:36.19,0:21:38.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I may have released a few spores.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:40.99,0:21:45.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. And for our next question, it's over to my\Nfavourite-ever X Factor veteran, it's Chico. Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:45.91,0:21:49.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, Jimmy. It's Chico here.\NWell, guess what time it is?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:49.31,0:21:53.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's time for my question,\Nof course. I lost the X Factor
Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.11,0:21:55.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to Shayne Ward in 2005.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.27,0:21:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I'm in good company, Susan Boyle\Nlost Britain's Got Talent in 2009
Dialogue: 0,0:21:59.99,0:22:03.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and One Direction lost the\NX Factor the following year.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:03.03,0:22:06.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can your teams\Ntell me the acts who beat them?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.91,0:22:10.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chico is wearing\Na Dairylea round his neck.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.71,0:22:14.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I just say?\NAlthough we loved Chico,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:14.99,0:22:18.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I partook in a show that\Nhe was also on some years ago
Dialogue: 0,0:22:18.55,0:22:21.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and, afterwards, we swapped numbers.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:21.19,0:22:24.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I texted him and he\Nnever texted me back.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:25.23,0:22:27.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got snubbed by Chico.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:30.43,0:22:33.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So Chico wants to know who beat\NOne Direction on X Factor
Dialogue: 0,0:22:33.31,0:22:36.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and who beat SuBo\Nin Britain's Got Talent?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:36.23,0:22:39.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, One Direction, I don't know,\NSusan Boyle. Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:39.71,0:22:42.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Her inner demons.\NDone! Come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:42.91,0:22:46.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noel, are you doing a picture\Nor done some answers? What?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:46.91,0:22:51.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? What did you say,\Npuppet man?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:52.83,0:22:54.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Puppet man, help me!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:54.91,0:22:58.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know what's happening.\NI don't know what he's doing.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:58.59,0:23:02.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know what I'm doing. I don't\Nknow where I am or who you are.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:04.03,0:23:07.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As I've got nothing to lose,\NI am just going to text Chico now.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:07.63,0:23:11.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really? And I haven't\Ntexted him for five years.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:13.19,0:23:15.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Russell, shall I put\None kiss or two?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:15.55,0:23:19.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For Chico, this is a two-kiss\Nsituation, one big, one small. OK.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:21.31,0:23:23.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, just saying that who beat\NOne Direction on X Factor,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:23.95,0:23:26.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who beat Susan Boyle on BGT?\NLet's see if Chico replies.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.67,0:23:29.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He'd better, otherwise,\NI will harm myself
Dialogue: 0,0:23:31.07,0:23:34.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next up, have a look at these\Nreaction videos uploaded to YouTube.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.59,0:23:37.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which TV event\Nare these people reacting to?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.71,0:23:40.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no! Oh, shit!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:40.35,0:23:43.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! Oh, really?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:43.63,0:23:45.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my God!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:47.35,0:23:49.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my God! That's... That's just...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:49.39,0:23:51.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my God!\NI can't deal with it right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:51.83,0:23:53.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, no, no!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:55.75,0:23:58.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:01.63,0:24:03.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're watching telly.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:03.31,0:24:06.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, they're watching a TV show\Nand what were they reacting to?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:06.19,0:24:08.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was an episode of a TV show.\NThis is really weird.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:08.51,0:24:11.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like when you've texted a girl.\NI'm just waiting for the three dots.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:13.55,0:24:17.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing, nothing yet. Shall\NI send another one or not? No!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:17.99,0:24:19.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. I'll leave it.\NDon't call him.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:19.95,0:24:22.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, don't call him.\NI don't want to look too eager.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:22.39,0:24:25.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll let it rest. But if he hasn't\Ntexted me back in five minutes,
Dialogue: 0,0:24:25.19,0:24:28.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am sending another one just with a kiss\Nor something to say, "Hey, I'm here."
Dialogue: 0,0:24:28.91,0:24:33.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good plan. Play it cool. And finally,\NDr Who came back in 2005.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:33.47,0:24:37.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In a recent poll, who was voted\Nthe show's greatest villain?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:37.91,0:24:41.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Greatest ever Dr Who villain.\NSiri,
Dialogue: 0,0:24:41.11,0:24:45.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who was voted the greatest\Never Dr Who villain?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:46.35,0:24:48.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you find Siri sexy?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:48.75,0:24:52.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like being told\Nwhat to do in that way. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:52.15,0:24:55.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like the One-to-One lady\Nand I was very drunk once
Dialogue: 0,0:24:55.87,0:25:00.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I woke up the following morning\Nand I had tried to have sex
Dialogue: 0,0:25:00.19,0:25:02.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with the One-to-One lady. You\Nknow the text message that says,
Dialogue: 0,0:25:02.83,0:25:06.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"You have two new voicemails,\Ncall this number."
Dialogue: 0,0:25:06.27,0:25:08.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd replied to it saying,\N"Are you still up?"
Dialogue: 0,0:25:13.51,0:25:16.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was so drunk,\NI tried to fuck voicemail.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:16.35,0:25:18.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Awesome!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:18.63,0:25:20.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love him a little bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:21.79,0:25:25.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then, like, five messages\Nto Chico, "Where are you?"
Dialogue: 0,0:25:25.79,0:25:28.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, I don't want\Nto sound like an exam invigilator
Dialogue: 0,0:25:28.43,0:25:30.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but could some of\Nyou put your phones away.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:30.55,0:25:34.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If he's allowed to text Chico,\NI'm texting Darius to ask him the answer.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:34.51,0:25:38.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is fair, to be honest.\NI have a story about Darius.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:38.19,0:25:44.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He once said goodbye with\Na seven-section shotgun salute.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:44.83,0:25:47.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow! You said, "Goodbye, Darius."\NGoodbye, Darius.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:47.91,0:25:51.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks for coming on... Whatever.\NAnd he went to you?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:51.03,0:25:55.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shh! Shh! Ker-poo. Pss!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:59.35,0:26:01.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow! That is pretty funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:01.51,0:26:04.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. Let's get some answers.\NAll right, I asked you
Dialogue: 0,0:26:04.99,0:26:08.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how Bear Grylls stayed hydrated\Nat sea. What did you put?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:08.03,0:26:11.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He wrote a poem that was so sad,\Nhe cried and collected the tears.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:13.23,0:26:16.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's our answer,\Nas you see from Noel's portrait.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:16.11,0:26:18.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's not even a bear either,\Nit's pathetic.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:18.99,0:26:21.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't he ever grill nothing?\NThe whole thing's a farce.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:21.87,0:26:25.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jack, Claudia, how did you think\NBear Grylls kept himself hydrated?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:25.91,0:26:29.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Drank his pee. Yeah, but I thought\Nthere's always something ranker
Dialogue: 0,0:26:29.15,0:26:32.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because he wants the shock factor.\NI put drinking from a whale's dick.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:34.35,0:26:37.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because it's always... No, it's\Nalways gratuitous and horrible.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:37.23,0:26:40.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jonathan, Warwick, what do you think?\NWarwick seemed to know this.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:40.83,0:26:45.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did, enema selfie. Yeah. Well,\Nlet's have a look, shall we?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:45.75,0:26:49.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've collected some fresh water\Nbut it's full of bird droppings
Dialogue: 0,0:26:49.19,0:26:52.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it's rancid, drink this\Nand you'd probably vomit
Dialogue: 0,0:26:52.31,0:26:54.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and risk worse dehydration.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:54.35,0:26:58.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But there is a way of using it\Nto gain life-giving fluids
Dialogue: 0,0:26:58.43,0:27:00.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but only as a last resort.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:00.47,0:27:02.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to give myself an enema.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:02.83,0:27:06.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not expecting this\Nto be particularly pleasant.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:06.83,0:27:10.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By performing an enema,\Nyou bypass the gag reflex,
Dialogue: 0,0:27:10.35,0:27:13.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,rehydrating your body\Nwithout the risk of vomiting.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:13.71,0:27:15.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then once it's in...
Dialogue: 0,0:27:15.99,0:27:18.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pfuh! Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:18.63,0:27:24.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess, all you do\Nis lie back and think of England!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:24.19,0:27:27.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He is a dirty bastard.\NHe is.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:27.31,0:27:30.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And can you imagine if that was\Nfilmed with bird shit going up,
Dialogue: 0,0:27:30.11,0:27:32.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when it came back out\Nimagine the state of that water
Dialogue: 0,0:27:32.51,0:27:35.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he probably kept re-using it.\NWhen all he had to do was say
Dialogue: 0,0:27:35.23,0:27:37.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to the cameraman,\N"Can I share some of your water."
Dialogue: 0,0:27:40.55,0:27:43.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I asked you what the M&S tag line\Nwas for their sexy adverts.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:43.59,0:27:46.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What have you got, Jonathan?\NIt was all sexy shots of food
Dialogue: 0,0:27:46.07,0:27:49.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and didn't the voice say at the end,\N"Do you want to eat it or fuck it?"
Dialogue: 0,0:27:49.03,0:27:52.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wasn't that the answer?\NJack, Claudia, did you remember this?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:52.03,0:27:57.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't. It was something like, "This is not\Nordinary food, this is M&S food."
Dialogue: 0,0:27:57.63,0:28:00.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You sound like\Na 12-year-old posh boy
Dialogue: 0,0:28:00.23,0:28:02.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,trying to get into see an 18 film.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:02.51,0:28:06.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been to see many 18s.\NYou trying to get into the cinema,
Dialogue: 0,0:28:06.07,0:28:08.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh, yeah, I'm a film critic.\NCan I have a ticket?"
Dialogue: 0,0:28:11.67,0:28:16.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why am I walking like that?\NThat's how you walk.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:16.39,0:28:19.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you never watch yourself on TV?\NI don't go... You do.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:19.99,0:28:22.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ladies and gentlemen, Mickey Rourke!\NYou do.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:22.15,0:28:26.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do I do that, Warwick?\NNo. Well, I...
Dialogue: 0,0:28:28.75,0:28:31.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Et tu, Brutus.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:32.55,0:28:36.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shall we have a listen? Let's have\Na little look at one of the M&S ads.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:36.27,0:28:40.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This isn't at all sexually explicit.\NExclusive traditionally aged
Dialogue: 0,0:28:40.87,0:28:44.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Brut Prestige Cava.\NAnd a bottle is yours
Dialogue: 0,0:28:44.95,0:28:49.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,absolutely free when you\Nspend over 35
Dialogue: 0,0:28:49.11,0:28:52.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on food or drink at\NM&S until Saturday.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:52.07,0:28:55.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is not just food,\Nthis is M&S food.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:55.99,0:29:00.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you want to eat it or fuck it?\NWas the actual final line.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:00.15,0:29:04.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. Chico asked you who beat\NOne Direction and Susan Boyle.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:04.19,0:29:06.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did anyone remember this?\NYes.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:06.23,0:29:08.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noel and I don't know\Nabout things like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:08.71,0:29:12.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're really... Was it Matthew?\NSomeone called Matthew?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:12.55,0:29:17.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Was it someone called Matthew?\NWeirdly, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:17.43,0:29:20.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Was it? Yeah, Matt.\NHave you just channelled that?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:20.51,0:29:23.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's come through.\NThat was a guess.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:23.39,0:29:25.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. I was getting Matthew.\NThat's weird, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:25.79,0:29:29.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, Jack, Claudia? Yes.\NWe thought it was Diversity and JLS.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:29.79,0:29:33.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, yeah. Oh, you're very close.\NJonathan, Warwick?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:33.11,0:29:38.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Diversity and Matt Curdle. You can\Nhave that. It's Cardle, but, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:38.19,0:29:41.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I get a point for Matthew?\NI think you should get half a point.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:41.35,0:29:44.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Especially as it came\Nfrom another dimension. I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:44.07,0:29:47.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jimmy, do you know what time it is?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:47.27,0:29:50.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eating Viennetta and crying time.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:50.15,0:29:52.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Has Chico not called?\NNothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:52.55,0:29:55.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shall I text him now\Nand see if he texts me back?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:55.59,0:29:58.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you got Chico's number? Have\NI what? Have you got Chico's number?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:58.67,0:30:00.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:00.39,0:30:02.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you got anyone's number?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:02.87,0:30:06.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. I've got one number\Nin my phone, it's mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:07.99,0:30:10.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I call myself occasionally.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:11.87,0:30:16.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You were right, Jonathan and Warwick.\NSuBo was beaten by Diversity\Nand One Direction lost to Matt Cardle.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:16.39,0:30:18.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, unlucky, One Direction,\Nwhere are you now?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:18.83,0:30:23.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. We saw a bunch of reaction videos taken\Nfrom YouTube. What were the viewers reacting to?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:23.91,0:30:27.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MasterChef.\NYou thought it might be MasterChef.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:27.07,0:30:29.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.\NThe woman going, "Ohhh"?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:29.15,0:30:35.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Surely these people here are\Nresponding to the internet phenomena
Dialogue: 0,0:30:35.71,0:30:38.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,two girls and one cup.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:39.31,0:30:41.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. Jonathan, Warwick?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:41.83,0:30:45.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your correct answer is the Red\NWedding from Game Of Thrones.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:45.47,0:30:49.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?\NSsh! Pfft! Crrk! Errk! Pow!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:51.07,0:30:55.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is the right answer.\NYes! Good work.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:55.19,0:30:57.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boo-yah!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:57.03,0:30:59.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spoiler alert, it doesn't go well.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:00.39,0:31:03.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I asked you who topped the poll\Nof greatest Dr Who villains.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:03.19,0:31:05.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And what did you get? The Daleks.\NYou've gone with Daleks.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:05.79,0:31:09.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What have you gone for, Jack and Claudia?\NDaleks. It was, of course, the Daleks.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:09.43,0:31:13.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Weeping Angels came second\Nand the Master came third.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:13.07,0:31:17.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Noel, talk us through your picture.\N- That's SuBo.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:18.71,0:31:22.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I wasn't really thinking\Nabout it, it just came out.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:23.79,0:31:27.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. Time for a quick bonus round.\NI've significantly improved pictures
Dialogue: 0,0:31:27.11,0:31:31.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from three films from the last ten\Nyears. Can you tell me what they are?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:31.23,0:31:34.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's the first one. OK, there I am.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:35.27,0:31:37.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing the matter with that.\NWow!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:37.31,0:31:40.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next one. There I am.\NThat is brilliant.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:42.03,0:31:44.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Final one.\NWow!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:44.67,0:31:47.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah, you might need\Nsome quiet time with that one.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:49.27,0:31:52.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow! That is quite something.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:52.23,0:31:55.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, that's the haircut.\NI'm considering that haircut.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:56.19,0:31:59.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. Let's have a look at the answers.\NRussell, Noel what have you got?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:59.91,0:32:01.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juno.\NYeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:01.83,0:32:03.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Iron Lady.\NYeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:03.95,0:32:06.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Twilight.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:06.91,0:32:10.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Three for three.\NSo three points to everyone there.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:13.59,0:32:16.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is what's so\Nfrustrating with you two.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:16.43,0:32:20.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When you try, you're so gifted\Nbut you won't start messing around.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:20.95,0:32:24.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was our upbringing what went\Nwrong, so we don't know what to do.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:24.23,0:32:27.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shall we have a quick look\Nat how those photos were improved?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:27.15,0:32:29.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's Juno.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:29.31,0:32:31.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah, OK.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:31.31,0:32:33.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's Twilight.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:33.79,0:32:36.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And The Iron Lady.\NI hated it.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:36.27,0:32:39.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's nothing like my mum.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:42.27,0:32:47.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was promised The Iron Lady.\NShe couldn't fly. Bullshit.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:47.31,0:32:51.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're right, of course.\NOK. Let's take a look
Dialogue: 0,0:32:51.27,0:32:53.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at the scores.\NRussell and Noel have six points.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:53.75,0:32:56.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jonathan and Warwick have 12 points.\NJack and Claudia have seven.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:57.06,0:33:00.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Time for another quick break.\NSee you in three.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:04.24,0:33:06.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome back to the\NBig Fat Anniversary Quiz.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:06.69,0:33:09.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This round's all about the\Nbest music of the last ten years.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:09.85,0:33:14.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,James Blunt's You're Beautiful was\Neverywhere in the summer of 2005,
Dialogue: 0,0:33:14.13,0:33:17.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a bit like dog shit and wasps.\NWhoa! Whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:33:17.77,0:33:20.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get the fuck off Blunters!
Dialogue: 0,0:33:21.21,0:33:24.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? I'm serious, Jimmy Carr.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:24.49,0:33:28.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? You make jokes at the\Nexpense of the Chilean miners,
Dialogue: 0,0:33:28.05,0:33:30.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that is fine but you bring\NBlunters into the equation,
Dialogue: 0,0:33:30.33,0:33:32.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you have crossed the line,\Nmy friend.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:32.25,0:33:36.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had no idea you were so... Well,\NI'm worried about this one now.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:36.09,0:33:39.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If this is about Blunt again,\NI will walk.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:39.61,0:33:42.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As an officer in the British Army,
Dialogue: 0,0:33:42.29,0:33:44.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Blunt served in Kosovo\Nand witnessed atrocities
Dialogue: 0,0:33:44.65,0:33:46.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on a par with his second album.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:49.09,0:33:52.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is your beef\Nwith Blunters, seriously?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:52.17,0:33:54.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, you're not\Nthinking these through. Blunters?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:54.61,0:33:57.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes. Blunters?\NHe's a wonderful singer
Dialogue: 0,0:33:57.29,0:34:00.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he served in the army.\NHe's a hero!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:02.61,0:34:05.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One Direction's first single,\NWhat Makes You Beautiful
Dialogue: 0,0:34:05.41,0:34:07.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was released on September the 11th\Nand remains
Dialogue: 0,0:34:07.57,0:34:09.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the worst thing ever\Nto have happened on that date.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:13.69,0:34:15.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't follow that.\NI'll give him that.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:15.89,0:34:18.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you all right with that?\NAre you going to kick off?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:18.49,0:34:20.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was funny enough for it to be OK.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:20.61,0:34:23.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was on the edge,\Nit was on the edge.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:23.93,0:34:26.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can take the egging. Carry on.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:28.37,0:34:31.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But first it's over to the Channel 4\Nnewsroom where Jon Snow is reporting
Dialogue: 0,0:34:31.69,0:34:35.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on one of the biggest hits of the last ten\Nyears but what is it? Over to you, Jon.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:35.25,0:34:38.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,An American court has ordered\Nthat a couple is to live separately
Dialogue: 0,0:34:38.41,0:34:40.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,after the fire services\Nwere called to their house
Dialogue: 0,0:34:40.65,0:34:43.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to tackle blazes more\Nthan three times a week.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:43.49,0:34:47.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,According to doctors, the pair suffered\Nfrom a rare medical condition
Dialogue: 0,0:34:47.33,0:34:50.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that caused their\Ngenitals to self-combust.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:50.45,0:34:54.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Victims of the condition, which is\Nexacerbated by vigorous love-making,
Dialogue: 0,0:34:54.41,0:34:57.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,say symptoms include\Nbeing hot as a fever,
Dialogue: 0,0:34:57.53,0:35:02.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,rattling bones and that it feels\Nlike you're dying, you're dying.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:02.65,0:35:04.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The couple were\Nunavailable for comment
Dialogue: 0,0:35:04.93,0:35:08.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as they were consumed\Nwith what's to transpire.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:08.01,0:35:11.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But in a statement released\Nearlier, they insisted,
Dialogue: 0,0:35:11.37,0:35:16.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"We're still the greatest,\Nthe greatest, the greatest."
Dialogue: 0,0:35:16.29,0:35:19.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's so disturbing, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:20.93,0:35:23.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I assumed any answer about music\NI was going to write
Dialogue: 0,0:35:23.77,0:35:25.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,one to five was Gangnam Style.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:25.81,0:35:28.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm really only good on Blue,\NChico or James Blunt.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:29.77,0:35:33.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. Have a look\Nat this clip from 1969.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:33.37,0:35:35.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It became the unlikely inspiration
Dialogue: 0,0:35:35.41,0:35:39.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for which massive\Nglobal dance craze in 2008.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:51.49,0:35:54.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. So what dance craze\Ndid that kick off?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:54.69,0:35:58.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't you love the outfits? They're\Nsort of polyester two-piece suits.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:58.81,0:36:01.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What happened? What happened?\NNothing. What happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:36:01.57,0:36:05.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're doing the quiz, Jimmy.\NWhat happened? Sure,
Dialogue: 0,0:36:05.09,0:36:07.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noel and I have made mistakes in\Nthe past but now we're just trying
Dialogue: 0,0:36:07.77,0:36:10.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,our best to be in a quiz.\NLeave us alone, you bully.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:10.89,0:36:14.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. Question three, one of the\Nbiggest hits of the decade was
Dialogue: 0,0:36:14.89,0:36:18.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What Does The Fox Say\Nby Norwegian duo Ylvis.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:18.49,0:36:21.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So my question is simple,\Nwhat does the fox say? OK
Dialogue: 0,0:36:21.73,0:36:23.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know this one.\NHunt me. I'm with it.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:25.21,0:36:27.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can hear it in my head.\NOK, what is it? Whisper it to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:27.93,0:36:31.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a few that I would accept.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:31.77,0:36:33.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's three or four\Nthat I would accept. OK.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:33.81,0:36:36.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you genuinely\Nnot like Back To Bedlam?
Dialogue: 0,0:36:37.93,0:36:41.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The album Back To Bedlam\Nby James Blunt? Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:41.53,0:36:44.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That you just googled?\NYou...
Dialogue: 0,0:36:44.49,0:36:47.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. Just checking for Chico.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:53.97,0:36:57.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So in 2004, which notoriously\Nraunchy dance video
Dialogue: 0,0:36:57.41,0:36:59.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,prompted the then\Nprime minister, Tony Blair, to say,
Dialogue: 0,0:36:59.93,0:37:03.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"The first time it came on, I nearly\Nfell off my rowing machine"?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:03.77,0:37:05.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll give you a clue,\NI'll give you a clue. Go on.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:05.93,0:37:08.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was working out when he nearly\Nfell off the rowing machine,
Dialogue: 0,0:37:08.53,0:37:11.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the "working out", is key. What's\Nthe one Blue did with Elton John?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:11.69,0:37:15.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! Sorry Seems To Be\NThe Hardest Word. Stick it down.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:17.05,0:37:20.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pretty sexy. Oh, Elton.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:20.01,0:37:24.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Antony Costa reclining on a piano.\NYes, please. Lee Ryan?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:24.85,0:37:29.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Russell, when we have the revolution\Nwhat's happening to old Tone?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:29.73,0:37:34.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think it looks good for old\NTone in a post-revolutionary world.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:34.05,0:37:36.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, I'd find it hard\Nto contextualise him
Dialogue: 0,0:37:36.73,0:37:39.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as being on a rowing boat\Nbeing shocked by a video.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:39.81,0:37:42.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He wasn't on a rowing boat,\Nhe was on a rowing machine.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:42.09,0:37:44.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think you have\NTV on your rowing boat.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:44.29,0:37:47.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know, I don't know, do they?\NCan we trust 'em?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:47.41,0:37:50.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They lied about them weapons\Nof mass destruction, didn't they?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:55.29,0:37:58.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And finally, it was\Nthe decade of mobilised fandom.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:58.17,0:38:00.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One Direction fans called\Nthemselves Directioners.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:00.61,0:38:03.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Justin Bieber fans\Nare referred to as Beliebers.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:03.05,0:38:05.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But what are Lady Gaga fans called?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:05.73,0:38:09.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was going to ask what James Blunt fans\Nare called. I know that. Oh, we know this.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:10.37,0:38:13.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you on Twitter now with people?\NWhat? Ah!
Dialogue: 0,0:38:13.61,0:38:18.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is like a police state, man.\NIt is not a police state.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:24.77,0:38:28.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes! A famous moment.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:28.49,0:38:31.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What did he text? What did he text?\NWhat did he say?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:31.05,0:38:35.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, this is huge. What did he text?\NWhat did he say? What did he say?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:35.49,0:38:40.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look. Oh! There's another.\NWhat did he say?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:40.01,0:38:42.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's put... He's put,\N"Hey, Jack Attack.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:43.89,0:38:46.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OMG!\N"Jack Attack, The answer is
Dialogue: 0,0:38:46.37,0:38:49.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Diversity and Matt Cardle."\NSmiley face.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:49.25,0:38:51.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huge! Huge!
Dialogue: 0,0:38:51.61,0:38:54.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:59.01,0:39:01.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The noise you made when that came in,
Dialogue: 0,0:39:01.13,0:39:05.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought you'd hurt yourself.\NWhat are you going to reply?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:05.93,0:39:08.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not immediately? That was,\Nlike, two years in the making.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:08.33,0:39:12.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't text immediately because\NI'll look too keen, leave it.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:13.33,0:39:17.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If Chico calls me Jack Attack, what\Nshould my nickname be for him?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:17.61,0:39:20.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chicatito? Cheeky-weeky. Snuggles?\NAny ideas, audience?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:20.29,0:39:23.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you want to throw anything in?\NChico nicknames? Chicatito I like.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:23.21,0:39:26.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cheeky Tits. Cheeky Tits?\NCheeky Tits. Cheeky Tits.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:26.85,0:39:29.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cheeky Tits.\NCheeky Tits.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:29.53,0:39:34.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you want me to text back? A man\Nthat hasn't texted me for two years,
Dialogue: 0,0:39:34.53,0:39:37.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Hey, Cheeky Tits?"
Dialogue: 0,0:39:37.25,0:39:42.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ask him out, ask him out.\NDon't ask him out.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:42.21,0:39:44.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ask him to come here now.\NAsk him to come here now.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:44.85,0:39:46.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get him to come here.\NGet him to come here
Dialogue: 0,0:39:46.61,0:39:49.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before the end of the show.\NWe're going to be here a while.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:49.13,0:39:52.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll say, "Hey, Cheeky Tits, we're at London Studios,\Ncome down, we need your help."
Dialogue: 0,0:39:52.81,0:39:55.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. "See you soon. Kiss."\NSend. I'm done.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:59.77,0:40:01.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's making me happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:01.53,0:40:04.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you all got something?\NAre you ready for the answers? Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:04.17,0:40:06.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. Jon Snow was reporting.\Non one of the biggest hits
Dialogue: 0,0:40:06.85,0:40:09.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the last ten years.\NWhat do you think it was?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:09.17,0:40:12.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah, we know that.\NWhat is it? It's the Kings of Leon,
Dialogue: 0,0:40:12.09,0:40:16.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This Sex Is On Fire. Oh!\NThat is the right answer.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:16.05,0:40:18.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a much better answer than us.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:20.09,0:40:24.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, Claudia, what did you put? We got confused\Nwhen you said fire, I was like, "Fire? Hot."
Dialogue: 0,0:40:24.41,0:40:27.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we put in, It's Getting Hot In\NHere by somebody called Nelly. Tune.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:29.69,0:40:31.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Warwick, what have you got?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:31.73,0:40:34.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, we... We were torn. First\Nof all, we went with Crazy Frog.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:34.61,0:40:37.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then, because you kept\Nbanging on about sex and fire,
Dialogue: 0,0:40:37.89,0:40:39.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we went with Sex Is On Fire.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:39.93,0:40:42.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. Sex Is On Fire.\NWe can give you that, yeah, why not?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:42.25,0:40:45.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. We had a look at some\Nlovely dancing from 1969.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:45.81,0:40:49.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which dance craze did it inspire?\NClaudia?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:49.05,0:40:52.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beyonce, Single Ladies.\NOK. I mean, it's too easy.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:52.21,0:40:57.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jonathan, Warwick, you got it?\NYeah. Russell, Noel?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:57.33,0:41:00.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What have you put for this one?\NWell, er...
Dialogue: 0,0:41:00.17,0:41:04.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This one, the second one,\Nthat's Wedding Ring.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:06.77,0:41:09.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it? Put A Ring On It.\NYou should have put a ring on it.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:09.81,0:41:11.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:41:11.85,0:41:14.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:41:14.29,0:41:17.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's almost like you just...
Dialogue: 0,0:41:17.57,0:41:22.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So are you texting them clues\Nrather than the answers?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:22.25,0:41:25.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you're going to cheat, just cheat.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:25.33,0:41:29.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're not cheating.\NWe're participating in a quiz
Dialogue: 0,0:41:29.29,0:41:31.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the answer\Nhas been said quite loudly,
Dialogue: 0,0:41:31.65,0:41:35.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the tape will demonstrate,\NPut A Ring on It, wasn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:41:35.13,0:41:36.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, let's take a look.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:56.25,0:41:59.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I preferred the polyester version,\Nto be honest with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:59.85,0:42:02.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There was also a move in there that\Nwas very close to the Jonathan.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:05.05,0:42:07.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wedding ring. Wedding ring.\NThat one?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:07.69,0:42:10.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think points all round there, OK.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:10.37,0:42:14.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I asked what the fox said.\NWhat did you think?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:14.09,0:42:17.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Claudia, you're the expert.\N# Ding-ding-ding ding-ding ding-ding
Dialogue: 0,0:42:17.37,0:42:20.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then later on it goes,\N# Yuppee, yuppee, yuppee-yo #
Dialogue: 0,0:42:24.45,0:42:26.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What did you get, Jonathan?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:26.45,0:42:29.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought it was choff, choff,\Nchoff, choff, choff. But...
Dialogue: 0,0:42:29.25,0:42:33.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought it was, ning, ning, ning,\Nning, ning. Yes, that's better.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:33.09,0:42:36.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the Crazy Frog. That's the Crazy Frog.\NI miss the Crazy Frog every day.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:37.85,0:42:39.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you text him?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:39.57,0:42:42.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, Russell and Noel,\Nyou didn't answer.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:42.09,0:42:45.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As a matter of fact, we've got\Nsomething better than that. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:45.77,0:42:51.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If, if... And it's a big if.\NIf Russell opens his hand
Dialogue: 0,0:42:51.93,0:42:56.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and a fly...
Dialogue: 0,0:42:56.01,0:43:00.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,..is released into the studio,\Ncan we have ten points, please?
Dialogue: 0,0:43:00.69,0:43:04.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That would be fair, wouldn't it?\NCan I say, I'd be happy with that.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:04.77,0:43:07.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're happy with that.\NOK, everyone's happy with that.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:07.53,0:43:10.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, this is only if it flies away.\NTen points.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:10.33,0:43:12.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If it flies away.\NHere we go, here we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:12.57,0:43:16.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're transfixed, we're approaching\Nand now the miracle can occur.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:16.41,0:43:20.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fly, fly.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:20.01,0:43:23.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fly.\NHow did it get here?
Dialogue: 0,0:43:25.61,0:43:27.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It flew.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:30.65,0:43:34.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Behold! Behold!\NUnbelievable.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:34.05,0:43:40.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, you can have one point for that.\NOh, you said ten! Fuck off!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:40.21,0:43:41.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm being generous\Nto give you anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:41.93,0:43:45.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jimmy, we spent six months\Ntraining that fly.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:45.49,0:43:48.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can have a point and we're\Nmoving on. Come on, everyone.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:48.49,0:43:50.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was Jeff Goldblum.\NWe spent ages.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:50.77,0:43:53.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was very hard to get him\Nto reprise that role.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:53.85,0:43:56.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. So points all round for that.\NOh, dear.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:56.77,0:43:59.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. I asked you which music video\Nprompted Tony Blair to say,
Dialogue: 0,0:43:59.13,0:44:02.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"The first time it came on, I nearly\Nfell off my rowing machine."
Dialogue: 0,0:44:02.17,0:44:05.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you get this? Yes. Yes. We\Ndidn't because we were too busy...
Dialogue: 0,0:44:05.65,0:44:09.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Training a fly! Training a fly.\NWhich turned out to be worthless.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:09.77,0:44:12.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's Blue and Elton John.\NIt was not Blue and Elton John.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:12.13,0:44:14.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was not. Jonathan, Warwick?\NWe're sticking with Crazy Frog.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:14.81,0:44:17.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Still a very sexy video.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:17.61,0:44:20.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. Well, let's have a look.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:37.45,0:44:40.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was Eric Prydz and Call On Me.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:40.09,0:44:42.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a weird music video\Nbecause you sort of forget
Dialogue: 0,0:44:42.53,0:44:44.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's music even\Nplaying, don't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:44:44.57,0:44:49.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This guy is just the coolest\Nman on the bloody planet.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:49.93,0:44:54.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you ready for this? "Oh, man! You know I've got\Nall the Chico time in the world for you."
Dialogue: 0,0:44:54.41,0:44:57.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"But my missus is demanding\Nher wicked ways with me,
Dialogue: 0,0:44:57.37,0:44:59.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I've got to give her\Na bit of Chico time."
Dialogue: 0,0:44:59.85,0:45:05.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Next time my friend, next time."\NWinky face.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:05.45,0:45:10.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, what a guy.\NYeah, pretty cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:12.01,0:45:14.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What a guy.\NOK. I asked you
Dialogue: 0,0:45:14.25,0:45:16.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what Lady Gaga's fans are called.\NWhat did you put?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:16.93,0:45:19.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! They're little monsters.\NOh! Little monsters.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:19.89,0:45:22.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What did you think, Noel, Russell?\NYeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:22.17,0:45:24.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I put little bleeders.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:24.97,0:45:27.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's monsters, isn't it? You've\Njust slightly Cockney-ed it up.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:27.89,0:45:30.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can see how that would happen.\NLittle bleeders.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:30.41,0:45:34.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I got distracted\Nby that fucking fly.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:35.45,0:45:37.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The answer is little monsters.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:37.49,0:45:40.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll, we got it then. Let's see how\Neveryone is doing at this stage.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:40.61,0:45:42.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Russell and Noel\Nhave nine points incredibly.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:42.73,0:45:45.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right. Jonathan and Warwick\Nare in the lead with 16.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:45.09,0:45:47.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jack and Claudia have ten points.\NYeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:47.37,0:45:51.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the end of the\Nmusic round. If you're making tea,
Dialogue: 0,0:45:51.37,0:45:55.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,feel free to drop it like it's hot.\NSee you shortly.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:59.17,0:46:02.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome back to the\NBig Fat Anniversary Quiz.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:02.14,0:46:05.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This round is all about the internet.\NOnline grocery deliveries
Dialogue: 0,0:46:05.40,0:46:08.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,absolutely revolutionised the way we\Nwaited in for food to be delivered
Dialogue: 0,0:46:08.96,0:46:11.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that had been substituted\Nfor the food we actually ordered.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:11.76,0:46:15.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chatroulette was the\Nmust-visit website of 2009.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:15.76,0:46:18.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The great thing about Chatroulette\Nwas it was unpredictable,
Dialogue: 0,0:46:18.76,0:46:21.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there was no way of knowing what\Nyou'd see when you logged on,
Dialogue: 0,0:46:21.52,0:46:23.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,maybe a big cock or a small penis,
Dialogue: 0,0:46:23.56,0:46:25.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,maybe an erect willy\Nor a flaccid knob,
Dialogue: 0,0:46:25.60,0:46:29.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hairy balls or a shaved scrotum,\Nit was totally random.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:30.72,0:46:33.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ready for some more questions?\NYes. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:33.60,0:46:37.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course you are, OK. First up,\Nhave a look at this picture
Dialogue: 0,0:46:37.12,0:46:40.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of Gary Brolsma who, in 2004,\Nbecame one of the internet's
Dialogue: 0,0:46:40.32,0:46:44.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,very first viral superstars.\NCan you remember why?
Dialogue: 0,0:46:44.80,0:46:47.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It looks like his head would be the\Nsame if you turned it upside down.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:51.16,0:46:54.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Put the glasses on the mouth.\NYeah, he's.. That's weird.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:56.72,0:46:59.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. Justin Bieber's Baby
Dialogue: 0,0:46:59.04,0:47:02.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,has the honour of being the most\Ndisliked video of all time
Dialogue: 0,0:47:02.04,0:47:06.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on YouTube. But what is the\Nsecond most disliked video?
Dialogue: 0,0:47:06.48,0:47:09.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right, can I just warn both of you\Nif anyone puts anything
Dialogue: 0,0:47:09.32,0:47:12.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Blunt-related, there's\Ngoing to be some serious beef.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:14.40,0:47:17.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've forgotten what the question was\Nnow. Second most disliked video?
Dialogue: 0,0:47:17.80,0:47:20.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is a lot of cheating\Ngoing on over there.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:20.04,0:47:24.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cheats never prosper. Don't panic.\NIn 2008, Australian teenager,
Dialogue: 0,0:47:24.44,0:47:27.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Corey Worthington\Nbecame an overnight star
Dialogue: 0,0:47:27.52,0:47:30.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thanks to his use of MySpace.\NBut what did he do?
Dialogue: 0,0:47:30.80,0:47:33.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What did he do?\NMySpace? MySpace?
Dialogue: 0,0:47:33.36,0:47:37.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You remember MySpace.\NIt was like an updated Bebo.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:37.68,0:47:40.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?\NBebo.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:40.44,0:47:45.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And for our next question, it's over to\NMasterChef supremo, Gregg Wallace.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:45.16,0:47:49.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! Oh, Gregg.\NHi, Jimmy, now since 2006,
Dialogue: 0,0:47:49.52,0:47:52.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the whole world has been\Nobsessed with Twitter,
Dialogue: 0,0:47:52.20,0:47:54.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,even politicians got in on the act.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:54.88,0:48:01.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, in 2011, what infamous tweet\Ndid Ed Balls, the Shadow Chancellor,
Dialogue: 0,0:48:01.76,0:48:06.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,send out that has since been\Nre-tweeted 25,000 times?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:07.52,0:48:09.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was accidental, I think.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:12.08,0:48:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ed Balls, Russell?\NAfter the revolution?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:15.00,0:48:17.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think it's going to be\Na tough time for Ed Balls.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:17.68,0:48:21.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I shook his hand once, all clicky\Nwrist, he was a snidey BLEEP.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:28.36,0:48:31.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why didn't you say that\Nin the Paxman interview?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:31.88,0:48:35.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"All clicky wrists" sounds like something\Nfrom A Clockwork Orange, it's beautiful.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:35.72,0:48:38.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All clicky wrist he were,\Nreal horrorshow.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:38.44,0:48:42.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me and my droogies done him in.\NDid it good, it did,
Dialogue: 0,0:48:42.08,0:48:45.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as he spilled his claret\Nlike silvery wine.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:45.40,0:48:49.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It sounds wonderful but I'll have to\Nhave it Google translated to posh.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:53.80,0:48:57.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. Finally, one of our\Nsay-what-you-see puzzles.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:57.20,0:48:59.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll give you an example. Here we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:59.20,0:49:02.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Russell Brand, you can\Nsee what we've done there. Ah!
Dialogue: 0,0:49:03.52,0:49:06.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So these pictures spell out an\Nonline game played by more than
Dialogue: 0,0:49:06.56,0:49:09.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,seven-million people,\Ncan you tell me what it is?
Dialogue: 0,0:49:11.68,0:49:15.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do it. No, it's not.\NCar exhaust.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:15.48,0:49:18.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that Bear Grylls giving\Nhimself another enema on the end?
Dialogue: 0,0:49:20.40,0:49:23.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We all remember playing that.\NOf course we did.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:24.48,0:49:27.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You ready for some answers? OK.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:27.12,0:49:30.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I asked what Gary Brolsma did to become\None of the first viral video superstars.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:30.56,0:49:34.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did anyone remember?\NYeah, we did. What have you got?
Dialogue: 0,0:49:34.48,0:49:39.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Correct answer, mahi dance, singing\Nand miming at his desk, he done.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:39.64,0:49:42.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. What did you put,\NJonathan and Warwick?
Dialogue: 0,0:49:42.40,0:49:46.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was the Numa Numa Numa guy.\NHe mimed to Numa Numa Numa.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:46.44,0:49:48.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jack, Claudia?\NWell, you just said the internet.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:48.52,0:49:51.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we thought he was the\Nfirst guy to complete solitaire.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:53.56,0:49:58.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look how happy his face is. That is the face of\Na man that's just seen the cards fill the screen.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:58.64,0:50:02.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Brbrbrbrbr! Oh!\NWell, let's take a look.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:17.68,0:50:21.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's great. I love that. It is.\NThat's beautiful, wonderful.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:21.52,0:50:25.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jonathan and Warwick, Russell and\NNoel both get points. Yes. Good.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:26.84,0:50:30.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. I asked you for the second most\Ndisliked video of all time
Dialogue: 0,0:50:30.52,0:50:33.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on YouTube. What did you put?\NJonathan, Warwick?
Dialogue: 0,0:50:39.60,0:50:42.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right. I expected it from you\Nbut you should know better.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:44.12,0:50:46.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anything by Blunt.\NOut of order.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:46.92,0:50:50.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was not. Jack, Claudia,\Nwhat did you get? Justin Bieber.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:50.92,0:50:55.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you remember the question? I said Justin Bieber\Nwas the most disliked video what was the second?
Dialogue: 0,0:50:55.36,0:50:57.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What as the first most hated one?\NIt was Baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:57.52,0:51:00.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, and we thought the second\None was Justin Bieber, Boyfriend,
Dialogue: 0,0:51:00.76,0:51:02.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which is a different song, Jimmy.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:03.96,0:51:06.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We got specific.\NJesus!
Dialogue: 0,0:51:06.72,0:51:08.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You do know how music works?
Dialogue: 0,0:51:09.72,0:51:13.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Clearly not, having hammered Blunt\Nat the beginning of this round.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:13.12,0:51:15.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You put Justin Bieber, Boyfriend,\NI thought that was just...
Dialogue: 0,0:51:26.40,0:51:29.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noel? Noel, what did you put?
Dialogue: 0,0:51:31.84,0:51:35.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shall I answer it for you? Noel has requested\NI answer this particular one.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:35.12,0:51:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's Friday, Rebecca Black,\Nis the correct answer.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:39.00,0:51:40.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noel, do you concur?
Dialogue: 0,0:51:45.04,0:51:47.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you know what's under here?
Dialogue: 0,0:51:47.12,0:51:51.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A quiz similar to the one that's\Ngoing on now but slightly better.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:53.28,0:51:55.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Put it on. That is a hell of\Na thing. Is that...? I mean....
Dialogue: 0,0:51:55.96,0:51:58.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my God!
Dialogue: 0,0:51:59.44,0:52:03.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at Russell's chest, he's still\Ntrying to carry that off as sexy.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:03.96,0:52:06.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Never yield the sex appeal,\NJim, never.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:06.72,0:52:09.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's always opportunities,\Nthere's always flies to be caught.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:09.84,0:52:12.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People are always looking\Nfor justice, never yield it.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:19.68,0:52:22.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you've got\Nthe answer absolutely right.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:22.28,0:52:24.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's take a look at Rebecca Black.\NThat was the point.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:43.24,0:52:46.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, bless her.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:46.40,0:52:49.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. I asked you how\NCorey Worthington used MySpace
Dialogue: 0,0:52:49.96,0:52:53.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to make him an overnight\Nstar in 2008. Did you get it?
Dialogue: 0,0:52:53.68,0:52:55.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, we knew that.\NWhat is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:52:55.68,0:52:58.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He threw a big party at his house\Nand then when he was asked
Dialogue: 0,0:52:58.88,0:53:01.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to be contrite on Australian\Nnational news,
Dialogue: 0,0:53:01.44,0:53:03.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to be like,\N"Oh, I'll never do this again."
Dialogue: 0,0:53:03.48,0:53:05.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was even more\Nlaissez-faire and blase.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:05.88,0:53:08.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's a plucky heroic young man.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:08.12,0:53:11.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I admire him. And any quiz\Nthat he comes as an answer in,
Dialogue: 0,0:53:11.44,0:53:14.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm happy to be\Na participant in that quiz.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:14.68,0:53:16.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's just how much\NI know about the guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:16.96,0:53:19.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jonathan, Warwick, did you get this?\NWe thought he threw a party,
Dialogue: 0,0:53:19.68,0:53:21.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,too many people came, which is now\Nthe Facebook thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:21.96,0:53:24.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But who knew 500 people\Nwere still using MySpace? Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:24.36,0:53:28.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jack, Claudia? Yes.\NSoiree. A soiree. A soiree.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:28.24,0:53:32.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, he held a soiree\Nand he announced it on MySpace
Dialogue: 0,0:53:32.64,0:53:35.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and too many people came\Nto said cheese and wine. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:35.36,0:53:38.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's take a look at him\Nthe day after on the news.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:38.64,0:53:41.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did your parents say\Nyou could have a party?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:41.40,0:53:45.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, no, they didn't.\NSo why did you?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:45.04,0:53:48.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know. It was just a get-together with\Na couple of mates at first and then
Dialogue: 0,0:53:48.80,0:53:51.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we thought we might as well\Njust have a bit of a party
Dialogue: 0,0:53:51.08,0:53:54.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then it sort of\Ngot out of hand and, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:54.44,0:53:56.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take off your glasses\Nand apologise to us.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:56.52,0:53:59.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll say sorry\Nbut I'm not taking off my glasses.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:59.20,0:54:02.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Corey, we've got to wrap this up\Nbut what would you say to other kids
Dialogue: 0,0:54:02.68,0:54:06.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who were thinking of partying when\Ntheir parents are out of town?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:06.28,0:54:08.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get me to do it for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:08.76,0:54:11.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get you to do it for you?\NNot "Don't do it"?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:11.72,0:54:16.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, get me to do it for you.\NBest party ever so far,
Dialogue: 0,0:54:16.16,0:54:18.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's what everybody's been saying.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:18.24,0:54:22.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's great. He's good.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:22.92,0:54:27.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why did she want him to apologise? Is she his\Nnext-door neighbour or something?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:27.12,0:54:30.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How many people turned up?\NI think 500 people turned up.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:30.84,0:54:33.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quite a small house party.\NAn uber soiree.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:35.44,0:54:38.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, Gregg Wallace asked you what\NEd Balls tweeted. What did you put?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:38.84,0:54:44.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We put, "Haters gonna hate, hashtag\NChance loller of the Exchequer."
Dialogue: 0,0:54:50.68,0:54:53.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Haters gonna hate?\NYeah. Or...
Dialogue: 0,0:54:53.80,0:55:00.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or... I thought that he famously\Ntweeted just his name. OK.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:00.80,0:55:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jonathan, Warwick, what have you got?\NWe thought he was another one
Dialogue: 0,0:55:04.00,0:55:06.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the victims of that\Nserial befriender Chico.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:06.52,0:55:10.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And his desperate plea was,\N"Where are you, Chico?"
Dialogue: 0,0:55:10.36,0:55:14.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's Chico time already. That is not\Nthe right answer. Noel, Russell?
Dialogue: 0,0:55:14.40,0:55:18.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, we've put Ed Balls and we\Nparenthesised his name in brackets.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:18.20,0:55:20.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His name.\NIsn't it, Noel? Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:20.76,0:55:24.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is the right answer.\NThat's right. Why wouldn't it be?
Dialogue: 0,0:55:24.08,0:55:27.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He tweeted his own name,\NEd Balls, Ed Balls.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:27.52,0:55:29.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What a prick,\Nthat clicky wrist prick.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:32.84,0:55:35.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. Did you get the say what you see?\NYes, definitely. Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:35.80,0:55:38.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes! Take it away, take it away,\NClauds. What have you got, Claudia?
Dialogue: 0,0:55:38.76,0:55:41.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Swirl, dove, lady, raft.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:41.12,0:55:44.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boom!\NSwirl, dove, lady, raft.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:44.56,0:55:46.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.\NPoints, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:46.60,0:55:50.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Russell and Noel, you've got?\NWorld of hovercraft.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:50.28,0:55:53.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Warcraft.\NWarcraft, World Of Warcraft.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:53.28,0:55:56.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jonathan, Warwick, did you get it?\NYes, World Of Warcraft.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:56.12,0:55:59.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I enjoyed that round, it was fun.\NWhirl, dove, walk, raft.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:59.24,0:56:02.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. Points to Russell and Noel and\NJonathan and Warwick on that one.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:02.08,0:56:04.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maximum points for us,\NI think you'll find.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:04.20,0:56:07.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, you've done very well. Do we\Nget extra for getting a maximum?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:07.20,0:56:09.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Only if you can pull\Na butterfly out of your foreskin.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:09.76,0:56:11.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's only a matter of time.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:11.84,0:56:14.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get a point for that.\NWhat about that?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:14.52,0:56:18.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You should get a point for button man. I'm going\Nto wear this when you give me that blowy.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:26.72,0:56:29.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, dear!
Dialogue: 0,0:56:30.76,0:56:34.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There, see,\Nwe've all come with headdresses.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:34.16,0:56:36.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can we have a point? That actually
Dialogue: 0,0:56:36.28,0:56:39.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,had a real mayonnaise-y\Nsandwich inside.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:39.48,0:56:42.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry. That's mayonnaise.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:42.60,0:56:44.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:44.92,0:56:47.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good for the hair apparently.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:47.72,0:56:51.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now the part of the show where\NI introduce my mystery guest.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:51.40,0:56:54.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This person has made the news\Nat some point in the last ten years.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:54.12,0:56:57.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All you have to do is work out who\Nthey are and how they made the news.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:57.44,0:57:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can ask them questions but\Nthey can only answer yes or no.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:00.00,0:57:02.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please welcome my mystery guest.\NYeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:04.68,0:57:07.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How are you? Very good, thank you.\NNice to have you here.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:07.96,0:57:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. So, panel,\Nyou can ask him anything,
Dialogue: 0,0:57:10.00,0:57:12.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he can only answer yes or no.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:12.52,0:57:17.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you an acrobat of some nature?\NNo.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:17.32,0:57:19.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you just going on the\Nblack top and black trousers?
Dialogue: 0,0:57:19.60,0:57:25.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did something happen to you of note\Nover the last ten years? Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:25.20,0:57:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know this is the internet round,\Nthat's the other thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:28.00,0:57:30.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! Ah!\NOh! Internet. Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:30.44,0:57:32.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! Did you invent Minesweeper?
Dialogue: 0,0:57:32.76,0:57:34.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:36.12,0:57:38.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is the thing you do,\Nis it downloadable?
Dialogue: 0,0:57:38.60,0:57:42.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. That was part of it, yes.\NYes. I think you can say yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:42.92,0:57:46.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Part of it is downloadable.\NAre you in charge of Ocado?
Dialogue: 0,0:57:46.56,0:57:48.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, he's not in charge of Ocado.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:48.72,0:57:53.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got excited there as well.\NHow middle class is this team?
Dialogue: 0,0:57:53.04,0:57:57.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Standing ovation time. Are you involved in\Npolitics of the revolutionary sort?
Dialogue: 0,0:57:57.56,0:58:01.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was involved in a type of revolution.\NRevolutionary in a way. Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:58:01.12,0:58:04.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Write down your answers.\NOh, my God! Write down your answer.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:04.12,0:58:08.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shit! I want you to be quite\Nspecific in your answers.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:08.20,0:58:11.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This guy...\NEh? Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:11.52,0:58:14.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There you go. Bingo.\NOK. Have you all got something?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:14.48,0:58:18.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What have you got, Jack, Claudia?\NRage Against The Machine.\NRage Against The Machine. Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:18.44,0:58:21.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jonathan, Warwick? You've got Rage\NAgainst The Machine to number one.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:21.56,0:58:24.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,F-U, Cowell.\NRussell? We done that. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:24.68,0:58:26.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was good. Commendable\Nin its sentiment but why
Dialogue: 0,0:58:26.92,0:58:29.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,couldn't it have been\NYou Are Beautiful? My only...
Dialogue: 0,0:58:30.24,0:58:32.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My only sticking point with that.\NSo, mystery guest,
Dialogue: 0,0:58:32.52,0:58:36.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tell them who you are and what\Nyou did? OK. My name is Jon Morter.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:36.40,0:58:39.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I created the campaign\Nthat successfully
Dialogue: 0,0:58:39.68,0:58:42.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,got Rage Against The Machine\Nto the Christmas number one.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:42.32,0:58:44.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:48.92,0:58:50.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Were you a big\NRage Against The Machine fan?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:50.84,0:58:53.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, absolutely.\NOne of the greatest bands ever.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:53.56,0:58:55.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you get to meet the band?\NYes, I did.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:55.56,0:58:59.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They actually re-formed because\Nof the campaign. Amazing. Wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:58:59.88,0:59:02.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Could you do\Nthe same thing with Blue?
Dialogue: 0,0:59:02.12,0:59:05.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Serious question.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:05.64,0:59:09.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you make anything? Did they give\Nyou anything? Were they grateful?
Dialogue: 0,0:59:09.16,0:59:12.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, well, the money that they\Nmade from all the downloads,
Dialogue: 0,0:59:12.48,0:59:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we did a campaign at the same time\Nto raise money for Shelter
Dialogue: 0,0:59:15.00,0:59:17.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they gave all the money to\NShelter that they had raised.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:17.48,0:59:21.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it's still bringing money in.\N160,000. Wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:59:21.76,0:59:23.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we're still getting\Nmoney in five years later.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:23.96,0:59:25.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Round of applause.\N- It's terrific.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:30.12,0:59:32.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's see the scores.\NJack and Claudia have 13 points.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:32.72,0:59:34.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahead of them,\NRussell and Noel with 15.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:34.76,0:59:37.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jonathan, Warwick have 20.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:37.96,0:59:41.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Time for anther break. Ladies and\Ngentlemen, one more time, Jon Morter.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:41.92,0:59:44.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks for coming on.\NI appreciate it. Well done.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:48.19,0:59:50.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome back to the\NBig Fat Anniversary Quiz.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:50.90,0:59:53.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This round's all about the sporting\Nhighlights of the last ten years.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:53.86,0:59:57.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lewis Hamilton burst onto\Nthe Formula 1 scene in 2007.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:57.54,1:00:01.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson described\Nhim as a brilliant racing driver,
Dialogue: 0,1:00:01.74,1:00:03.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which was a relief for all concerned.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:04.58,1:00:07.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,John Terry resigned from\Nthe England squad in 2012
Dialogue: 0,1:00:07.90,1:00:10.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so he could spend more time\Nwith his teammates' families.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:12.58,1:00:15.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Team GB performed brilliantly\Nat the Beijing Olympics.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:15.26,1:00:17.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some said we only won medals\Nin minority sports
Dialogue: 0,1:00:17.30,1:00:20.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I think the medals we won in\Nbadminton are just as legitimate
Dialogue: 0,1:00:20.62,1:00:22.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as the ones we got in Kerplunk.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:22.66,1:00:26.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you ready for the questions?\NYes. Of course you are. OK.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:26.78,1:00:29.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sky Sports' legendary roving\Nreporter Chris Kamara
Dialogue: 0,1:00:29.46,1:00:33.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,brought us many amazing moments. But what was\Nparticularly memorable about his coverage
Dialogue: 0,1:00:33.78,1:00:38.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of a Portsmouth-Blackburn game\Non Saturday the 3rd, April 2010?
Dialogue: 0,1:00:38.26,1:00:41.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? What do you...?\NI mean, have you met me?
Dialogue: 0,1:00:41.46,1:00:44.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Russell, do you remember this?\NYeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:45.82,1:00:48.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's confident someone\Nis going to tweet him.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:49.94,1:00:54.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. So next question. The great thing\Nabout the London 2012 Olympics
Dialogue: 0,1:00:54.02,1:00:56.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was how we all became overnight\Nexperts on minority sports.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:56.54,1:01:00.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But in which discipline do you\Nget judged on your wide behind,
Dialogue: 0,1:01:00.22,1:01:04.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your purity and your schwung?\NDon't be ridiculous.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:04.98,1:01:08.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Warwick has a question?\NBut that might give away the answer,
Dialogue: 0,1:01:08.46,1:01:12.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if I ask that question. I'm pretty\Nconfident it won't. It might do.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:12.46,1:01:15.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I asked if sumo\Nwas in the Olympics.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:15.02,1:01:17.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,1:01:17.18,1:01:19.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not in the Olympics but\Nit's only a question of time.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:19.58,1:01:24.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. Next up, it's over to one of Britain's favourite\Nparalympians, it's Ellie Simmonds. Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,1:01:24.78,1:01:28.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, Jimmy. The London 2012\NOlympic and Paralympic Games
Dialogue: 0,1:01:28.38,1:01:32.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,were absolutely amazing\Nand one of the hottest tickets
Dialogue: 0,1:01:32.18,1:01:35.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at the Paralympics was for\Nan event known as murderball.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:35.70,1:01:39.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But can your teams tell me\Nwhat murderball is?
Dialogue: 0,1:01:39.42,1:01:44.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. Ellie Simmonds wants to know\Nwhat murderball actually is.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:44.06,1:01:46.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's when you haven't had...\Nfor a while.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:46.22,1:01:49.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, that's blue balls.\NBlue balls. Blue balls.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:49.34,1:01:51.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Blue balls.\NBlue balls is a different thing,
Dialogue: 0,1:01:51.78,1:01:54.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which, Russell, I imagine,\Nhas never had. Sorry?
Dialogue: 0,1:01:54.74,1:01:57.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The fly's back.\NThe fly's back.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:57.98,1:02:01.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I caught him this time. Argh!\NOh, my God! Did you see?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:01.86,1:02:07.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ten points now! Ten points\Nfor fly catching. Mr Miyagi.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:07.70,1:02:12.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pretty awesome. OK. What did\NFreddie Flintoff do that cost him his
Dialogue: 0,1:02:12.54,1:02:16.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,vice captaincy of the England team\Nduring the 2007 Cricket World Cup?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:16.86,1:02:21.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How can we both catch a fly on one\Nshow and not get points? I mean...
Dialogue: 0,1:02:21.70,1:02:26.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I gave you a point the first time.\NNot one, that's about 1,000 points.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:26.62,1:02:30.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are the chances of me\Ncatching the same fly later on?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:30.54,1:02:33.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you know it was the same one?\NWell, because he's called Chris.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:36.10,1:02:40.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One point is derisory for an\Nachievement of that nature.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:40.30,1:02:44.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is worth something, not many\Nquiz shows can boast fly catching.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:45.82,1:02:48.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hold on. What's going on there? What\Ngadget is being employed there?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:48.90,1:02:52.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? In the aid of question answering,\Nthere is an iPhone on public display.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:52.58,1:02:56.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We just got that phone out\Nso that, if Chris comes back,
Dialogue: 0,1:02:56.22,1:02:58.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we can get a selfie with him.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:00.02,1:03:03.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And finally, time for another\Nsay-what-you-see puzzle. Good.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:03.26,1:03:07.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A massive sporting headline\Nis hidden here, what is it?
Dialogue: 0,1:03:07.30,1:03:10.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh! Sporting headline.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:12.90,1:03:16.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like the low-level murmur\Nthat comes. Yes, this is...
Dialogue: 0,1:03:16.62,1:03:19.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A murmur of, "We're kind of watching\Nbut we'd better work this out."
Dialogue: 0,1:03:19.90,1:03:23.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, oh, it's good, isn't it?\NThat's got to be that bit.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:23.54,1:03:26.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is right. That can't be\Nanything but the first bit.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:26.50,1:03:31.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, the murmur's getting... Oh, you\Nquieten down with your murmuring.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:32.62,1:03:35.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Think of it in your head,\Nyou don't need to say it out loud.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:35.34,1:03:37.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. Ready for some answers?\NYes.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:37.78,1:03:41.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. Of course you are. I asked what\Nwas memorable about Chris Kamara's
Dialogue: 0,1:03:41.26,1:03:45.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,coverage of a Portsmouth-Blackburn\Nmatch in 2010. What did you all put?
Dialogue: 0,1:03:45.42,1:03:49.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We put he sang Dancing On The Ceiling because\Nhe looks a bit like Lionel Richie.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:51.18,1:03:53.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jonathan, Warwick, what did you put?
Dialogue: 0,1:03:53.22,1:03:55.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We put he did it in Klingon\Nbecause he looks a bit like Worf.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:56.62,1:03:58.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Both acceptable, in my opinion.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:58.94,1:04:02.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Russell and Noel, you've got?\NWe put he. He?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:02.34,1:04:05.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, that was the\Nbeginning of something.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:05.30,1:04:08.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He didn't know the... Somebody had\Nbeen sent off. He didn't know that.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:08.94,1:04:13.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He didn't know the score. That\Nis the right answer but I feel...
Dialogue: 0,1:04:13.22,1:04:16.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There you go then.\NWhat's the nature of the quiz?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:17.90,1:04:19.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, let's have a look.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:19.94,1:04:24.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're off to Fratton Park where there's been\Na red card but for who, Chris Kamara?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:25.26,1:04:29.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know, Jeff. Has there? I\Nmust have missed that. A red card?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:31.90,1:04:35.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chris, have you not been watching?\NI haven't.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:35.22,1:04:37.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know where that's\Ncome from, Chris,
Dialogue: 0,1:04:37.70,1:04:40.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have no idea\Nwhat has happened there.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:40.30,1:04:43.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's happening, Chris?\NI don't know, Jeff.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:49.50,1:04:53.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! Brilliant.\NChris Kamara, we salute you.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:53.58,1:04:56.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bloody marvellous. OK.\NI asked you in which discipline
Dialogue: 0,1:04:56.82,1:05:00.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you get judged on your wide behind,\Nyour purity and your schwung.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:00.90,1:05:04.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we put every day of my life\Nas an independent woman.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:07.30,1:05:09.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hashtag go sisters.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:09.42,1:05:12.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The weird thing is,\Nyou wrote that not Claudia.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:12.98,1:05:16.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I kept on going, "Is it archery?"\NIs it... I don't know what it was.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:16.70,1:05:19.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. Ladies, are you with me?\NWas it dressage? Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:21.90,1:05:25.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, it is, yeah. Is it? But you\Ndidn't write it. Yeah, it is.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:25.46,1:05:27.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't have to write it,\Nit's in here.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:27.50,1:05:30.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, they kind of play that card.\NCan we have it once?
Dialogue: 0,1:05:30.42,1:05:33.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We've let Russell and Noel do it.\NYeah, you can have a point for that.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:33.62,1:05:35.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jonathan, Warwick,\Nwhat did you think it was?
Dialogue: 0,1:05:35.66,1:05:38.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, we wrote 100-metres twerking.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:38.38,1:05:41.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But we are going to say\Nout loud dressage.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:41.98,1:05:47.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We can have it once. We can have\Nonce. If they can have it.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:47.10,1:05:49.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you say\N100-metres twerking again?
Dialogue: 0,1:05:49.30,1:05:52.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can have one later on,\Nif you get one.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:52.26,1:05:56.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fine. Russell, Noel? Staggeringly\Nenough, I didn't see this
Dialogue: 0,1:05:56.70,1:05:58.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,happen. I must have\Nbeen talking to Chris.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:58.94,1:06:03.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You wrote dressage\Nwhen I wasn't looking.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:03.46,1:06:06.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sometimes, I don't like\Nto worry Noel with the quiz
Dialogue: 0,1:06:06.78,1:06:09.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because he's talking to Chris,\Nhe's got a lot on his mind.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:09.14,1:06:11.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I just get on with it\Nand let him relax.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:11.18,1:06:14.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noel seemed genuinely a little bit\Nupset there that you got one right.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:14.86,1:06:17.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noel wrote it down, "I wasn't\Nlooking, sorry. Dressage."
Dialogue: 0,1:06:17.74,1:06:20.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, it was like a little present,\Nit was nice.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:20.06,1:06:23.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was thinking, "Oh, it'd\Nbe nice if we got dressage."
Dialogue: 0,1:06:23.10,1:06:25.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I looked down\Nand we had, we had.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:26.66,1:06:31.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I just thought, it's not the\Nsort of thing we'd get right but...
Dialogue: 0,1:06:31.42,1:06:33.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here we are, having done so.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:33.74,1:06:37.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. Well, points to Russell and Noel,\Npoints to Jack and Claudia there.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:37.58,1:06:39.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ellie Simmonds asked\Nwhat murderball is.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:39.50,1:06:41.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jack and Claudia, you've got?
Dialogue: 0,1:06:41.54,1:06:45.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I'm sorry. I had this\Ntiny sleep. It was...
Dialogue: 0,1:06:45.98,1:06:49.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We thought it was...
Dialogue: 0,1:06:49.10,1:06:52.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We've been here a while, why not?\NGo on. Just a little miniature one.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:52.38,1:06:55.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We thought it was water polo\Nbut with sharks.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:56.82,1:07:00.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You thought murderball\Nwas water polo... Go on.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:00.54,1:07:03.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, with sharks\Nand the ball is made of ham.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:08.22,1:07:12.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's bringing an element of danger to\Nwhat is otherwise just a jolly fun sport.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:12.34,1:07:15.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. That is not the right answer.\NJonathan, Warwick?
Dialogue: 0,1:07:15.66,1:07:17.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We either think\Nit's wheelchair rugby
Dialogue: 0,1:07:17.70,1:07:20.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or it's the name\Nfor the new Lottery game.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:20.62,1:07:24.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. Russell, Noel?\NIt says wheelchair rugby there.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:24.38,1:07:27.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, you've got nothing\Nto do with that? That just...
Dialogue: 0,1:07:27.90,1:07:32.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Again, I was deep\Nin conversation with Chris,
Dialogue: 0,1:07:32.10,1:07:34.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't even see that go down.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:34.34,1:07:36.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, it is wheelchair rugby.\NYou both get points.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:36.82,1:07:38.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good game.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:41.38,1:07:44.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. And I asked you how Freddie\NFlintoff lost his England
Dialogue: 0,1:07:44.34,1:07:46.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,vice captaincy in 2007.\NWhat did you put?
Dialogue: 0,1:07:46.50,1:07:48.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're going to say\N"pedalo" but it's incorrect
Dialogue: 0,1:07:48.58,1:07:51.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because that's just the thing that\Npeople used to get rid of him.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:51.30,1:07:55.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was actually bad field settings, failure to bring\Nspin bowlers into the attack at crucial points
Dialogue: 0,1:07:55.46,1:07:59.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and not rotating the seamers\Nwhen necessary. You can say "pedalo"
Dialogue: 0,1:07:59.66,1:08:01.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but they were just\Nwaiting for that to happen
Dialogue: 0,1:08:01.70,1:08:06.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so that they could stab\Nhim in the back. Fact.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:06.30,1:08:08.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can see we haven't got a lot\Nof cricket fans in tonight.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:08.66,1:08:12.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's maybe the wrong crowd.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:14.10,1:08:18.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is a hell of an answer.\NTen points. I will defend him.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:18.38,1:08:22.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jonathan, Warwick? We put the\Ncorrect answer, which is pedalo.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:22.58,1:08:24.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you put? What is that scribble?
Dialogue: 0,1:08:24.58,1:08:28.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's getting a bit hieroglyphicsy\Ndown here. I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:28.06,1:08:31.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We were doing so well, we started\Nto formulate a new language.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:31.70,1:08:36.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But amidst it you can see, "He got\Ndrunk," you can see that in there.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:36.14,1:08:39.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then we started to summon Chris.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:39.10,1:08:41.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It just says "Chris."\NWe called down Chris
Dialogue: 0,1:08:41.54,1:08:44.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but underneath there it says number\Nfour, "He got drunk, pedalo."
Dialogue: 0,1:08:44.78,1:08:47.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It says there, pedalo.\NOK. So you get a point for that.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:47.38,1:08:50.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Point for that. No point for the\Ncricket regulations. It's correct?
Dialogue: 0,1:08:50.74,1:08:54.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When we do Great Big Fat\NCricket Quiz Of The Year,
Dialogue: 0,1:08:54.02,1:08:57.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then I'll be in for some points.\NAnd you'll be the only fucker here.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:57.86,1:08:59.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah!
Dialogue: 0,1:08:59.90,1:09:02.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. Yeah, he got drunk\Nand he fell off a pedalo
Dialogue: 0,1:09:02.62,1:09:05.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he got the nickname Fredalo,\Nwhich is adorable.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:05.26,1:09:09.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. Finally, I asked you to say\Nwhat you saw. Did you get it?
Dialogue: 0,1:09:09.10,1:09:13.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jack, Claudia?\NWe went for joust, fondle, unitard,
Dialogue: 0,1:09:13.02,1:09:16.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bread, needles,\NJo Malone scented candle.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:18.62,1:09:20.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noel and Russell, what have you put?
Dialogue: 0,1:09:20.14,1:09:24.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doping Lance Armstrong. Because\Nthere's a lance and there's an arm,
Dialogue: 0,1:09:24.10,1:09:30.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then strong, dough, pin, scandal.\NCandle. Candle apple. Scandal.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:30.14,1:09:32.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So that's the correct answer.\NCan I just say?
Dialogue: 0,1:09:32.46,1:09:35.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We did write that. But this pen,\Nthe ink's run out in it
Dialogue: 0,1:09:35.54,1:09:38.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we couldn't write the last...\NIt's electric.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:38.98,1:09:40.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:42.58,1:09:46.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's lance, arm, strong,\Ndough, pins, candle.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:46.38,1:09:49.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you get a point. OK. Marvellous.\NLet's check in on the scores.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:49.46,1:09:53.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Russell and Noel have 20 points.\NJonathan and Warwick have 23.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:53.14,1:09:57.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Jack and Claudia have 14 points.\N- Yes!
Dialogue: 0,1:09:58.58,1:10:01.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Time for another break.\NDon't go away.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:05.09,1:10:07.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome back.\NThis round is all about people,
Dialogue: 0,1:10:07.90,1:10:09.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the movers and shakers\Nof the last ten years.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:09.98,1:10:15.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes married\Nin 2006 before divorcing in 2012.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:15.14,1:10:17.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The story of Katie bravely\Nbreaking away from her husband
Dialogue: 0,1:10:17.70,1:10:20.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to save her daughter is like\Nsomething out of a movie,
Dialogue: 0,1:10:20.02,1:10:22.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a movie you wouldn't bother watching\Nbecause Katie Holmes is in it.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:22.90,1:10:26.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Paul McCartney and\NHeather Mills split in 2006,
Dialogue: 0,1:10:26.58,1:10:29.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when Paul said the words\Nthat Heather had dreaded hearing,
Dialogue: 0,1:10:29.18,1:10:31.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Would you like to hear\Nsome of my new stuff?"
Dialogue: 0,1:10:31.42,1:10:35.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Paris Hilton came\Nto the world's attention in 2004
Dialogue: 0,1:10:35.50,1:10:38.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with a sex tape famously shot in\Nnight vision. I didn't mind that
Dialogue: 0,1:10:38.30,1:10:41.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I did find the whispering commentary\Nfrom Chris Packham a bit off-putting.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:41.78,1:10:45.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ready for some more questions?\NYes! Yes, let's do this.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:45.82,1:10:47.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here we go.\NThe people of the last ten years.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:47.86,1:10:50.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Despite having a spectacular\Nmeltdown in 2011
Dialogue: 0,1:10:50.34,1:10:52.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and losing the highest-paid\Njob on television,
Dialogue: 0,1:10:52.38,1:10:54.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Charlie Sheen retained\Na very positive outlook,
Dialogue: 0,1:10:54.46,1:10:57.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he claimed to have tiger\Nblood and Adonis DNA.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:57.74,1:11:01.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But what upbeat mantra did he\Nkeep using throughout it all?
Dialogue: 0,1:11:01.38,1:11:04.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what was his mantra?\NThis is what we're doing.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:04.74,1:11:07.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What shall we do?\NWhat do you mean, what shall we do?
Dialogue: 0,1:11:07.54,1:11:10.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?\NDo some bloody quizzing.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:10.34,1:11:13.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do some answering quiz questions.\NWe've done that one.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:13.14,1:11:15.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right. Have a look at this.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:15.94,1:11:19.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is Chesley B "Sully"\NSullenberger who, in 2009,
Dialogue: 0,1:11:19.66,1:11:22.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was described as a miracle\Nworker and a true American hero.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:22.90,1:11:25.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What had he done to earn\Nsuch a acclaim? Oh, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:25.46,1:11:28.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? Sorry, what was that name?\NWhat did he do?
Dialogue: 0,1:11:29.70,1:11:33.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was Chesley B "Sully"\NSullenberger. Oh, great, thanks.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:33.26,1:11:35.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Got it. Got it.\NHe was a miracle worker apparently.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:35.66,1:11:38.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chesley B... "Sully" Sullenberger.\NThat's it, yes. Sully Sullenberger.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:38.86,1:11:40.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No idea.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:42.18,1:11:46.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For our next question, it's over to my favourite\Nhunk of the decade, Peter Andre, everyone. Yes.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:46.70,1:11:49.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jimmy, how are you? I can't\Nbelieve it's been 10 years.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:49.86,1:11:52.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where does the time go?\NIt truly is insania.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:52.46,1:11:56.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In 2010, an unassuming New York\Nestate agent, Anna Chapman,
Dialogue: 0,1:11:56.62,1:12:00.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was propelled into the global\Nspotlight because her remarkable
Dialogue: 0,1:12:00.66,1:12:04.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,secret was revealed. But what\Nwas that secret? I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:04.34,1:12:08.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Major question, why the hell\Nhas he stolen Chico's hat?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:09.86,1:12:13.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Peter Andre wants to know\Nhow Anna Chapman
Dialogue: 0,1:12:13.10,1:12:16.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sprung to international\Nnotoriety. There she is.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:16.42,1:12:18.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a pretty good answer.\NOh yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:18.50,1:12:20.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She is, she's a...
Dialogue: 0,1:12:20.62,1:12:22.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh!\NYeah, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:22.14,1:12:23.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Argh!
Dialogue: 0,1:12:23.94,1:12:25.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh!\NOK.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:25.54,1:12:29.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Christian Bale starred in\NTerminator Salvation in 2009.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:29.18,1:12:32.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bt what did he do on set\Nthat made the headlines?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:32.30,1:12:35.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a terrible film.\NTerminator Salvation? Yes.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:35.58,1:12:37.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because I know\Neverything about films.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:39.58,1:12:44.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If say Terminator Salvation's a bad film,\Ndon't watch it. When I mentioned the words...
Dialogue: 0,1:12:44.22,1:12:48.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I gave my opinion,\Ndid I go like that at any stage?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:48.02,1:12:49.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You do it.\NDid I go like that at any stage?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:49.90,1:12:54.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a sort of air that you do.\NLike a sort of arrogant peacock.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:56.70,1:12:59.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Finally, over to one of Britain's\Nfinest actors, Mr Charles Dance,
Dialogue: 0,1:12:59.62,1:13:01.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who is reading an extract\Nfrom the autobiography
Dialogue: 0,1:13:01.70,1:13:03.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of one of the biggest\Nstars of the decade.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:03.94,1:13:06.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But who is the mystery author?\NOver to you, Charles.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:06.74,1:13:08.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chapter three.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:08.78,1:13:12.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hip-hop tracks have traditionally\Nbeen heavy on the beats,
Dialogue: 0,1:13:12.54,1:13:15.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,light on melody but some MCs,
Dialogue: 0,1:13:15.74,1:13:17.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bone Thugs-N-Harmony for example,
Dialogue: 0,1:13:17.90,1:13:21.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,find ways to work melodies\Ninto the rapping.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:21.26,1:13:25.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Other MCs,\Nthink about Run from Run-D.M.C.,
Dialogue: 0,1:13:25.26,1:13:27.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,turn words into percussion.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:27.30,1:13:30.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Cool chief rocker,\NI don't drink vodka,
Dialogue: 0,1:13:30.22,1:13:34.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"But keep a bag of cheeba\Ninside my locker."
Dialogue: 0,1:13:34.14,1:13:36.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The words themselves don't mean much
Dialogue: 0,1:13:36.18,1:13:39.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but he snaps those clipped syllables\Nout like drum beats,
Dialogue: 0,1:13:39.30,1:13:41.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bap, bap, bap, bap!
Dialogue: 0,1:13:41.34,1:13:45.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you listen to that joint and came\Naway thinking it was a simple rhyme
Dialogue: 0,1:13:45.14,1:13:50.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about holding weed in a gym locker,\Nyou'd be reading it wrong.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:53.70,1:13:56.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you like Charles Dance, Jonathan?
Dialogue: 0,1:13:56.06,1:14:00.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, I like Charles Dance a lot.\NI think he's bloody good in films.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:00.30,1:14:03.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Warwick, have you worked with\NCharles Dance? I imagine you have.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:04.18,1:14:09.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I haven't, no. No, he's not had\Nthe good fortune to work with me.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:09.46,1:14:13.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. Well, are you ready\Nfor some answers? Yes.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:13.30,1:14:15.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course you are. OK. I asked you
Dialogue: 0,1:14:15.34,1:14:18.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what Charlie Sheen's upbeat\Nmantra was. What did you put?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:18.34,1:14:21.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Winning. Winning. Winning.\NWinning. Yeah, we put that.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:21.86,1:14:25.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is right. Do you know Charlie\NSheen? Have you met Charlie Sheen?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:25.30,1:14:29.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As a matter of fact, I do know Charlie Sheen\Nand during that explosive period
Dialogue: 0,1:14:29.34,1:14:31.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I went round his house\Nand give him some advice
Dialogue: 0,1:14:31.74,1:14:33.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to give you some\Nidea of how serious it was.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:33.98,1:14:37.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said, "Charlie, you need\Nto start making some changes."
Dialogue: 0,1:14:37.94,1:14:40.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"They were all enjoying\Nthe catchphrases."
Dialogue: 0,1:14:40.06,1:14:42.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"It looks to me like\Nyou'll be dead within the hour."
Dialogue: 0,1:14:50.42,1:14:53.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. So points for everyone.\NI asked you
Dialogue: 0,1:14:53.06,1:14:58.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what Chesley B "Sully" Sullenberger\Ndid in 2009 to earn such acclaim.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:58.30,1:15:00.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What did you all put?\NTake it away, Claudes.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:00.42,1:15:03.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Brought James Blunt to the USA.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:03.50,1:15:05.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He did not but he could have.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:05.98,1:15:08.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He could have. Jonathan, Warwick?
Dialogue: 0,1:15:08.30,1:15:10.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Warwick got this.\NI didn't have any idea.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:11.18,1:15:13.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Landed a plane on the Hudson.\NOooh!
Dialogue: 0,1:15:13.86,1:15:18.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is right. What did you guys get?\NI put turned into a shoe.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:18.02,1:15:20.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Russell put landed\Na plane on the Hudson.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:20.46,1:15:22.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Landed a plane on the Hudson\Nis the right answer.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:22.50,1:15:25.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I remember the footage. It was\Nincredibly... It was heroic. Yes.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:25.74,1:15:27.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was kind of...\NHe was very cool about it as well.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:27.86,1:15:30.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What I love is, it was America, so\Nyou knew they'd all be applauding.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:30.74,1:15:32.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If that was Britain,\Neveryone on the plane would be,
Dialogue: 0,1:15:32.98,1:15:35.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"We're going to be late now,\Naren't we?"
Dialogue: 0,1:15:36.62,1:15:39.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Peter Andre asked you how New York\Nestate agent Anna Chapman
Dialogue: 0,1:15:39.98,1:15:44.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sprang to international notoriety.\NRussell, Noel, let's go to you first.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:44.38,1:15:48.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have to write the correct answers\Nover things that Noel puts, like,
Dialogue: 0,1:15:48.14,1:15:51.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Showed her bum-bum to God."
Dialogue: 0,1:15:51.30,1:15:55.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did she show her bum-bum to God?\NIt's a low point in the quiz for me.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:55.58,1:15:58.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A kind of mini-breakdown.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:58.62,1:16:00.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I put the correct answer\Njust above it,
Dialogue: 0,1:16:00.66,1:16:04.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just to keep us in it.\NSpy, she is a spy.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:04.46,1:16:08.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. Thanks for talking us\Nthrough your emotional process.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:08.82,1:16:10.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. Jonathan, Warwick,\Nwhat did you get?
Dialogue: 0,1:16:10.86,1:16:15.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She was a Russian spy. When she went home to Russia,\Ndidn't Putin give her a tiger or something?
Dialogue: 0,1:16:15.06,1:16:17.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He gave her a tiger, panther\Nor leopard as a pet. Really?
Dialogue: 0,1:16:17.38,1:16:21.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, he gave her... That is correct.\NPutin gave her a python or a leopard.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:21.50,1:16:24.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It wasn't a python.\NHow is a python like a leopard?
Dialogue: 0,1:16:24.58,1:16:28.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It hasn't got any legs. You are\Nliterally doing it there, come on.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:28.06,1:16:32.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I am doing it, yes, I am.\N- Look at me.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:32.54,1:16:35.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, once. I did it once.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:35.62,1:16:38.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you got him, you got him.\NI did it once.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:38.10,1:16:41.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got angry.\NHe didn't give her a python!
Dialogue: 0,1:16:41.70,1:16:43.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He gave her a bloody tiger!
Dialogue: 0,1:16:45.86,1:16:49.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you get this, Jack, Claudia?\NYes, spy, she's a spy. Spy.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:49.66,1:16:52.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She was a Russian spy out of a Bond\Nfilm, look at that. Incredible.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:52.98,1:16:55.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I asked you what Christian Bale did
Dialogue: 0,1:16:55.10,1:16:58.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while filming Terminator Salvation.\NWhat did you all put?
Dialogue: 0,1:16:58.66,1:17:01.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Somebody was in his eye-line, they\Nwere in the light, I think it was
Dialogue: 0,1:17:01.90,1:17:04.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the first day, or something like\Nthat, and he shouted, he lost it.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:04.66,1:17:08.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He didn't do his normal acting shouting, shouting at\Nsomeone he shouldn't have been shouting at.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:08.86,1:17:11.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He didn't go, "Hey!" He didn't do,\N"Where is she?!"
Dialogue: 0,1:17:16.70,1:17:19.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is a terrifyingly good Batman.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:19.22,1:17:22.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Haven't practised that before.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:22.38,1:17:23.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're joking.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:23.78,1:17:27.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pretty good. Bloody good.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:29.66,1:17:31.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Young Jack Whitehall,\Nin the new Batman film,
Dialogue: 0,1:17:31.70,1:17:33.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,delivers a very\Nconvincing performance.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:35.18,1:17:40.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Russell, Noel, what have you got?\NWe put, shouted at crew. And then...
Dialogue: 0,1:17:40.38,1:17:44.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then Noel... Then Noel\Ntook over the pen for a while.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:44.42,1:17:47.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What have you got? We got, he did\Na Mel Gibson and he went nuts.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:47.62,1:17:49.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Someone I know was\Nworking as an extra,
Dialogue: 0,1:17:49.70,1:17:52.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know the last Batman film\Nwith Bale, which was not very good,
Dialogue: 0,1:17:52.62,1:17:54.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and there was a big thing\Ndown in Wall Street. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:54.82,1:17:57.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was an extra on that\Nand he's also from Wales,
Dialogue: 0,1:17:57.34,1:18:00.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which is where Christian Bale,\NI believe, is from originally.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:00.34,1:18:03.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And he went up to him\Nand he's in character as Batman.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:03.06,1:18:06.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you like it when actors stay in character?\NOr is it a ditzy? Pretentious.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:06.34,1:18:09.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's pretentious. He went,\N"All right, Christian? I'm from..."
Dialogue: 0,1:18:09.02,1:18:12.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is a Welsh accent. "I'm from Wales too,\Nwhereabouts in Wales are you from?"
Dialogue: 0,1:18:12.54,1:18:15.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He went, "From Gotham."
Dialogue: 0,1:18:15.74,1:18:19.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I know Batman. Where are you from?"\NHe went, "Gotham," and walked off.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:21.38,1:18:24.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. Well let's treat\Nourselves to a listen
Dialogue: 0,1:18:24.58,1:18:27.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at a Welsh man going\Nnuts on a film set.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:27.46,1:18:30.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh, 'Da-da-da-da, '\Nlike this in the background."
Dialogue: 0,1:18:30.06,1:18:34.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"What the fuck is it with you?\NOh, good for you. And how was it?"
Dialogue: 0,1:18:34.74,1:18:38.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I hope it was fucking good\Nbecause it's useless now, isn't it?"
Dialogue: 0,1:18:38.02,1:18:42.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"No! Shut the fuck up, Bruce.\NFuck sake, man, you're an amateur."
Dialogue: 0,1:18:42.18,1:18:44.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I'm going to fucking kick\Nyour fucking ass,
Dialogue: 0,1:18:44.46,1:18:46.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"if you don't\Nshut up for a second, all right?"
Dialogue: 0,1:18:46.74,1:18:48.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Fucking ass!"
Dialogue: 0,1:18:48.78,1:18:51.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He says, "Shut the fuck up, Bruce,"\Nthat's Bruce Wayne.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:51.38,1:18:54.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's so...\NHe can't get out of character.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:55.94,1:18:58.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So everyone gets a point for that.\NOK finally Charles Dance read
Dialogue: 0,1:18:58.94,1:19:03.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from an autobiography one of the biggest stars\Nof the decade. Who was it? What did you all get?
Dialogue: 0,1:19:03.38,1:19:06.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We thought it was from\NClare Balding's autobiography,
Dialogue: 0,1:19:06.46,1:19:08.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which was very popular,\Nit was very popular, wasn't it?
Dialogue: 0,1:19:08.98,1:19:11.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we both enjoyed it.\NAnd she does like the beats.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:11.70,1:19:13.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She loves the dirty grime.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:13.78,1:19:18.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She likes the jungle, the garage,\Nshe loves the garage.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:18.18,1:19:21.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Russell, Noel, what have\Nyou gone for? Common.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:21.14,1:19:24.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One of the\Nbiggest stars of the decade?
Dialogue: 0,1:19:26.26,1:19:28.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You bastards!
Dialogue: 0,1:19:30.50,1:19:33.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Someone texted you a message,\Nyou're saying, "Common,"
Dialogue: 0,1:19:33.66,1:19:37.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you went, "Well, that'll... What\Nelse could they have fucking meant?
Dialogue: 0,1:19:37.10,1:19:39.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jack, Claudia, what have you got?
Dialogue: 0,1:19:39.98,1:19:43.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jay-Z or the boy called Dappy.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:43.26,1:19:45.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, let's go back\Nto Charles Dance.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:45.10,1:19:48.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was taken from\Nthe memoirs of Jay-Z.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:56.66,1:19:59.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jay-Z. So points for\NClaudia and Jack on that.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:59.58,1:20:03.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we've got a very special treat\Nfor you now, it's Mr Louie Spence.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:08.54,1:20:11.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good to see you. Mwah! Mwah!
Dialogue: 0,1:20:13.82,1:20:16.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! You loved it.\NI'm having a hot flush.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:16.42,1:20:19.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. So you came to fame\Nin the last ten years,
Dialogue: 0,1:20:19.90,1:20:21.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pineapple Studios,\Nyou are a huge star. Yes.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:21.90,1:20:24.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what are you up to these days?\NWhat are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,1:20:24.30,1:20:26.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pantomime. I'm that huge.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:26.70,1:20:29.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now you're going to do\Nsome interpretive dance.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:29.66,1:20:32.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're doing what you do best. This\Nwill be one of the big news stories
Dialogue: 0,1:20:32.42,1:20:36.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the last ten years, Louie is going\Nto dance that story. This is amazing.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:36.98,1:20:41.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're going to write down what news story\Nhe is telling. I'm going to cry. I'm going to cry.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:41.38,1:20:43.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is going to be beautiful.\NAmazing. Louie.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:02.98,1:21:04.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh!
Dialogue: 0,1:21:10.50,1:21:12.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry, Chico!
Dialogue: 0,1:21:18.74,1:21:20.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, he's still got it.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:37.62,1:21:41.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was... I mean...
Dialogue: 0,1:21:41.02,1:21:44.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow!
Dialogue: 0,1:21:45.82,1:21:47.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was emotionally draining\Nbut beautiful.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:47.86,1:21:51.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So that was one of the big news\Nstories of the last decade.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:51.34,1:21:56.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Write down the answer. There was\Nhorses, he consumed, he fell ill.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:56.90,1:21:59.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was that.\NHe cooked, he cooked.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:59.86,1:22:02.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are amazing. In the dance?\NThank you, darling.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:02.18,1:22:05.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you know that? You are an amazing\Nman. See what he does?
Dialogue: 0,1:22:05.46,1:22:07.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are the greatest dancer.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:07.74,1:22:12.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's see what everyone got. Russell,\NNoel, have you got something?
Dialogue: 0,1:22:12.46,1:22:15.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, yeah. What have you got?\NHorse burgers.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:15.38,1:22:17.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Horse burgers, OK. Jonathan, Warwick?
Dialogue: 0,1:22:17.78,1:22:22.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Warwick got this, horse meat in\Nlasagne. The horse-meat scandal.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:22.02,1:22:24.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jack, Claudia? Horse-meat scandal.\NWhat were you dancing?
Dialogue: 0,1:22:24.90,1:22:28.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was doing the horse-meat scandal.\NYes! A round of applause.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:31.10,1:22:35.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's see the scores.\NRussell and Noel have 25 points.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:35.14,1:22:37.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jonathan and Warwick\Nare just in the lead with 28.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:37.70,1:22:40.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jack and Claudia bringing up\Nthe rear with 19 points.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:40.22,1:22:42.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're going to take a short break\Nwhile I put back to sleep
Dialogue: 0,1:22:42.86,1:22:45.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the thing that Louie has awakened\Nin me. See you in a bit.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:53.09,1:22:55.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome back to the final part\Nof the Big Fat Anniversary Quiz.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:55.89,1:22:58.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This round's all about the talking\Npoints and water-cooler moments
Dialogue: 0,1:22:58.77,1:23:01.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the last ten years. Zumba was\None of the dance exercise crazes
Dialogue: 0,1:23:01.81,1:23:06.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the decade. The great thing\Nabout Zumba is... No, I got nothing.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:06.05,1:23:09.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Celebrity perfumes\Nbecame all the rage.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:09.41,1:23:12.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,David Beckham had Instinct.\NBritney Spears, Curious.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:12.33,1:23:14.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cheryl Cole, Storm Flower.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:14.37,1:23:17.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, of course, my fragrance, I'd\NGive That Five Minutes If I Were You.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:17.89,1:23:23.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The fox-hunting ban\Ncame into force in 2004. Rah!
Dialogue: 0,1:23:31.17,1:23:33.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, dear.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:33.37,1:23:35.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The fox-hunting ban\Ncame into force in 2004.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:35.93,1:23:38.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Personally, I found it difficult\Nto sympathise with them,
Dialogue: 0,1:23:38.41,1:23:40.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,after all, they're just\Nsmall-minded in-bred creatures
Dialogue: 0,1:23:40.85,1:23:45.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that don't actually do anything and, to make\Nmatters worse, they love hunting foxes.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:47.73,1:23:50.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was the worst throw ever.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:50.77,1:23:54.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, let's have a look at the\Nfinal lot of questions. Yeah. OK.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:54.57,1:23:57.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which piece of advice, first coined
Dialogue: 0,1:23:57.05,1:24:00.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by the Ministry of Information\Nin 1939,
Dialogue: 0,1:24:00.13,1:24:04.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,unexpectedly became one of the most\Npopular slogans of the last ten years?
Dialogue: 0,1:24:08.49,1:24:10.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Keep calm?\NYeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:12.49,1:24:15.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. Charity wristbands became\Na great way to show your support
Dialogue: 0,1:24:15.73,1:24:18.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for a cause you love.\NYellow wristbands represented
Dialogue: 0,1:24:18.53,1:24:20.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lance Armstrong's\NLivestrong charity.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:20.57,1:24:23.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Blue symbolised your support\Nfor anti-bullying charities.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:23.29,1:24:26.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But what did a white wristband mean?
Dialogue: 0,1:24:26.45,1:24:30.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know.\NSo charity wristbands.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:30.25,1:24:33.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're so bad. I want my own screen.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:33.21,1:24:36.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have to have a bit of\Nfun. You have to have a bit of fun.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:36.21,1:24:38.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're playing against\Nthese two, who have cheated
Dialogue: 0,1:24:38.61,1:24:41.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because they know so much about movies\Nand the whole thing has been about movies.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:41.97,1:24:45.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Those two, who have cheated\Nfor the entire game
Dialogue: 0,1:24:45.13,1:24:48.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by blatantly texting\Nmembers of the audience.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:48.45,1:24:52.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They will probably then reward with\Nsexual favours and cover in glitter.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:52.73,1:24:56.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you been texting?\NYou haven't even tried to hide it.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:56.05,1:24:58.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have participated\Nin good faith in this quiz.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:58.97,1:25:01.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You bullshit.\NWhat's happening?
Dialogue: 0,1:25:01.05,1:25:04.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You clearly did.\NOh! It's literally there.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:04.17,1:25:07.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right, this is...\NWorld Of Warcraft.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:07.37,1:25:10.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do you have\NWorld Of Warcraft written?
Dialogue: 0,1:25:10.85,1:25:12.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the...?\NRaise money for cancer.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:12.97,1:25:15.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See, we're trying\Nto help people with cancer
Dialogue: 0,1:25:15.57,1:25:19.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you have the gall...\NLet's call them. Call.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:19.81,1:25:24.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, all right. You can see...\NSit back down, Che Guevara.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:28.37,1:25:30.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you answered? Hello?
Dialogue: 0,1:25:30.49,1:25:32.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You little shit!
Dialogue: 0,1:25:34.45,1:25:38.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That lad is an angel. I defend him.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:38.73,1:25:41.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you been trying\Nto help Russell and Noel?
Dialogue: 0,1:25:41.49,1:25:44.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's made a mockery\Nof the entire evening.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:44.41,1:25:46.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually, they were\Nworking in consortium
Dialogue: 0,1:25:46.69,1:25:49.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they were all very helpful,\Nthey were all sort of communicating
Dialogue: 0,1:25:49.89,1:25:53.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,among one another. Isn't it better to see\Npeople working together as a real team
Dialogue: 0,1:25:53.77,1:25:56.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,rather than a stupid quiz that\Ndon't even mean nothing anyway?
Dialogue: 0,1:26:00.05,1:26:05.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes! Clearly, this is anarchy. This\Nis anarchy. We cannot have this.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:05.33,1:26:08.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is anarchy, Jimmy. No, it's\Nnot anarchy. I'm keeping that.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:08.45,1:26:11.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is bullshit\NIt's like the end of Avatar,
Dialogue: 0,1:26:11.77,1:26:15.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,flies were helping us, people\Nhelping us. It's justice.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:15.89,1:26:19.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, OK. Clearly,\Nnot only have you been cheating,
Dialogue: 0,1:26:19.69,1:26:22.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you've got a lot\Nof the answers wrong.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:24.29,1:26:26.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's very appropriate that\Nwe are looking at a Lance Armstrong
Dialogue: 0,1:26:26.93,1:26:28.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wristband throughout\Nthe whole of this.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:30.49,1:26:34.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's bang out of order. OK. Have\Na look at these three pictures.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:35.17,1:26:38.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What did each of these drivers\Nblame for their mishap?
Dialogue: 0,1:26:38.29,1:26:43.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jim? Yeah.\NCan I have my phone back? No.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:43.33,1:26:45.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, so, er...
Dialogue: 0,1:26:45.81,1:26:49.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's this? Someone's just texted\Nyou to say Chris Tarrant
Dialogue: 0,1:26:49.09,1:26:51.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would let you ask the audience.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:51.29,1:26:54.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's good, yeah.\NThey're a lovely bunch.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:54.61,1:26:56.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's good. I like that.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:56.97,1:26:59.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. You've won me back.\NYou've won me back.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:02.01,1:27:04.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And for our next question,\Nit's over to Abbey Clancy.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:04.73,1:27:06.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, Jimmy.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:06.45,1:27:11.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In November 2005, British Airways\Nsent a memo out to cabin staff
Dialogue: 0,1:27:11.21,1:27:14.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,forbidding them from indulging\Nin which noughties'
Dialogue: 0,1:27:14.53,1:27:16.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fad during take-off and landing?
Dialogue: 0,1:27:16.57,1:27:20.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK? BA staff\Nhad to stop doing something?
Dialogue: 0,1:27:20.45,1:27:22.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, for take-off and landing.\NGot it.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:22.81,1:27:26.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take-off and landing? Take-off and\Nlanding they couldn't do something.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:26.09,1:27:28.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Final question.\NWhat caused a surge in demand
Dialogue: 0,1:27:28.49,1:27:32.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the Garra rufa fish in 2010?\NI actually know that.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:32.77,1:27:35.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We know this.\NYou don't want us to get that.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:35.41,1:27:38.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, was it the great\NJohn Dory drought?
Dialogue: 0,1:27:41.09,1:27:44.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ready for some answers?\NYeah. Let's go for it. OK.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:44.09,1:27:47.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I asked which phrase, coined\Nby the Ministry of Information,
Dialogue: 0,1:27:47.25,1:27:52.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,became one of the most popular slogans of\Nthe last ten years. What did you put? YOLO.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:52.33,1:27:54.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think YOLO was coined in...?\NNo, I don't.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:54.81,1:27:59.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I'm with somebody who's 5.\NObviously, not as YOLO.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:59.37,1:28:03.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was "you only live once", which\Nis what YOLO stands for. So...
Dialogue: 0,1:28:03.89,1:28:05.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why would they give out\Nthat information?
Dialogue: 0,1:28:05.53,1:28:08.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why would the government give out\Ninformation, "you only live once"?
Dialogue: 0,1:28:08.45,1:28:10.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To encourage the kind of anarchy\Nwe've seen over here.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:12.73,1:28:17.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noel, I'm not sure, or button man, how you speak\Nbut what did you put for this?
Dialogue: 0,1:28:17.09,1:28:19.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is this "keep calm and carry on",
Dialogue: 0,1:28:19.13,1:28:21.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which is what he's doing,\Nas matter of fact.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:21.29,1:28:24.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. Jonathan, Warwick?\NWe...
Dialogue: 0,1:28:24.05,1:28:26.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First, we thought,\N"Vorsprung durch Technik."
Dialogue: 0,1:28:26.13,1:28:28.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But then we settled on\N"keep calm and carry on".
Dialogue: 0,1:28:28.85,1:28:31.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Keep calm and carry on\Nis the right answer. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:31.41,1:28:35.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I asked you what white charity\Nwristbands symbolised.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:35.37,1:28:38.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did anyone remember?\NNo, you didn't say charity.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:38.05,1:28:40.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You said a white wristband and\NI said, "Escaped from a ward."
Dialogue: 0,1:28:40.97,1:28:43.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, but I...
Dialogue: 0,1:28:43.77,1:28:46.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which is true.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:46.97,1:28:49.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You should have been more specific.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:51.73,1:28:55.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jonathan, Warwick?\NWe thought it was UKIP membership.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:55.89,1:28:59.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We thought that's what they wore.\NIt's a purple and yellow wristband.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:59.09,1:29:00.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not that I know.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:00.85,1:29:04.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's make poverty history. Make\Npoverty history is the right answer.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:04.69,1:29:09.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Russell, Noel? Well, this is at\Nthe juncture where you severed our
Dialogue: 0,1:29:09.25,1:29:13.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tie to the common mind,\Nso we've just... we've put cancer.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:13.45,1:29:16.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just wrote cancer as an answer?
Dialogue: 0,1:29:16.21,1:29:20.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the rest of our answers,\Nis cancer, because you broke us.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:20.05,1:29:23.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, it's a popular TV quiz, maybe\None of the answers is cancer.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:23.97,1:29:27.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure, sure. Maybe, maybe.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:27.05,1:29:29.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What about when that fucking geezer\Nwas dancing around as horse meat?
Dialogue: 0,1:29:29.93,1:29:32.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing makes sense!
Dialogue: 0,1:29:38.05,1:29:40.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You make a very good point.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:42.53,1:29:45.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. I asked you what was to blame\Nfor those motoring mishaps.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:45.49,1:29:48.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you get this? Oh, I feel bad now.\NIt's coming in a flurry.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:48.89,1:29:51.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listening to Jonathan Ross's\Nradio show. I know.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:55.77,1:29:57.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because it's so brilliant.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:57.89,1:30:01.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've just had a text in, by the\Nway, saying, "make poverty history".
Dialogue: 0,1:30:01.97,1:30:04.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well done, mate.\NToo little too late I fear.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:04.45,1:30:07.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, did you...?\NYes, we did.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:07.81,1:30:10.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We looked at the pictures, we\Nthought it might be climate change.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:10.69,1:30:13.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But then Warwick said he thinks\Nit's satellite navigation systems.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:13.61,1:30:15.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bollocks, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:15.57,1:30:18.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm guessing you didn't\Nget this one then?
Dialogue: 0,1:30:18.01,1:30:20.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You OK?\NI'm all right, mate.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:20.05,1:30:22.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We got each other, ain't we?\NWe've got your sparkly costume,
Dialogue: 0,1:30:22.85,1:30:25.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we got that helmet thing, we\Nused to have Chris. He's gone.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:25.57,1:30:28.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jimmy, the puppet man, has tried\Nto break us but he never will.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:28.73,1:30:31.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Never break us, ten quizzes.\NWe've got each other.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:31.77,1:30:33.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If anything,\NI've just made you stronger. OK.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:33.73,1:30:36.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sat nav is the right answer.\NWhat are you making?
Dialogue: 0,1:30:36.85,1:30:40.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These are new wristbands, they're\Ncalled make cheating history.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:41.97,1:30:44.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll sign up for those.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:50.81,1:30:53.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. Abbey Clancy asked you\Nwhat British Airways staff
Dialogue: 0,1:30:53.77,1:30:56.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,were forbidden from doing\Nduring take-off and landing.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:56.13,1:30:58.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What did you put?\N- Losing our bags.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:59.69,1:31:03.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not, not the right answer.\NJonathan and Warwick?
Dialogue: 0,1:31:03.21,1:31:05.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We were torn between either\Nthe ice bucket challenge,
Dialogue: 0,1:31:05.81,1:31:08.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which would be a bad idea on a\Nplane. During take-off, you think?
Dialogue: 0,1:31:08.89,1:31:11.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It would be a very bad idea\Nduring take-off and landing.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:11.93,1:31:14.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or maybe Angry Birds. Angry Birds.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:14.17,1:31:16.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Angry Birds, you're closer with\Nbut it's not right.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:16.41,1:31:19.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you get this, Russell, Noel?\NYou know we didn't.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:22.25,1:31:24.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noel, are you actually asleep?
Dialogue: 0,1:31:24.93,1:31:26.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm?
Dialogue: 0,1:31:26.69,1:31:31.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can tell you, no-one got this,\Nit's playing Sudoku.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:31.01,1:31:33.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I asked you why there was a surge\Nin demand for the Garra rufa fish
Dialogue: 0,1:31:33.89,1:31:37.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in 2010. What have you got?\NFeet pedicure, fish thing.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:37.01,1:31:39.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is the right answer.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:39.69,1:31:42.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jonathan, Warwick, did you get this?\NEating the skin on the feet.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:42.77,1:31:45.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. So, Russell, Noel, you actually\Ngot that right. Well done there.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:45.65,1:31:47.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They were able\Nto mime it quite well.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:48.93,1:31:52.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's have a check in on the scores.\NSo Jack and Claudia have 20 points.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:52.53,1:31:56.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Russell and Noel have 27.\NJonathan and Warwick have 31.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:02.45,1:32:05.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is still all to play for.\NSorry? What? How?
Dialogue: 0,1:32:05.81,1:32:07.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How?\NHow? I'll tell you how.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:07.77,1:32:12.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because we have the final\NBig Fat Anniversary Quiz question.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:12.13,1:32:15.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And to ask it, all the way from the\Nplanet Skaro, ladies and gentlemen,
Dialogue: 0,1:32:15.45,1:32:17.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,please welcome a Dalek.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:21.25,1:32:23.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Silence! You will obey.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:23.97,1:32:28.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Silence! Silence!\NThese humans are malfunctioning.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:29.41,1:32:31.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes! Sure.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:34.53,1:32:38.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome to the show.\NIt's an honour to have you here.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:38.65,1:32:43.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Be silent or you\Nwill be exterminated.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:45.09,1:32:47.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:48.69,1:32:50.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've got a question, I believe.\NYes.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:53.21,1:32:55.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Show me the question immediately.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:55.65,1:32:57.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Er, there you go.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:57.69,1:33:03.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My vision is impaired.\NI cannot see correctly. There?
Dialogue: 0,1:33:03.29,1:33:05.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Better.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:07.33,1:33:14.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Focusing. I require three pieces of\Ndata from the last ten earth years.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:14.29,1:33:17.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The biggest-selling album.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:17.21,1:33:20.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The highest-grossing movie.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:21.81,1:33:24.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The best-selling app.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:24.97,1:33:29.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The humans over there\Nwill now answer.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:29.01,1:33:33.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Answer or be exterminated.\NChill out!
Dialogue: 0,1:33:35.57,1:33:40.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're looking for the best-selling album, the highest\Ngrossing film and the best-selling app.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:40.13,1:33:43.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These are all in the UK. In the UK?\NIn the UK. Correct. That's the key.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:45.81,1:33:47.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is this a male Dalek\Nor a female Dalek?
Dialogue: 0,1:33:47.85,1:33:49.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's hard to tell.\NI don't know where to look.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:50.97,1:33:53.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me, are you a male Dalek\Nor a female Dalek?
Dialogue: 0,1:33:53.57,1:33:57.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is no such thing\Nas gender in the Dalek world.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:57.93,1:34:00.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right, good. Don't matter\Nthat much in the human world.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:04.17,1:34:08.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You should work more outside of\NDr Who. Have you had any offers?
Dialogue: 0,1:34:08.29,1:34:10.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Many.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:11.97,1:34:15.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's on 8 Out Of 10 Cats next week.\NIt's going to be huge. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:15.13,1:34:18.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will exterminate all the cats.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:25.97,1:34:28.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, dear!
Dialogue: 0,1:34:30.49,1:34:34.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. Everyone's got answers. So,\NRussell, Noel, what have you got?
Dialogue: 0,1:34:34.13,1:34:39.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We think it's Blunt, Angry Birds.\NAvatar. And Avatar.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:39.01,1:34:42.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought it was Gaga but he's written Blunt. I can\Ntell you, you've got one of those right.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:42.93,1:34:45.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jack, Claudia? James Blunt,\NBack To Bedlam, obviously.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:45.49,1:34:47.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the one they got right.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:47.53,1:34:53.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Avatar, or as we call it,\NThe Movie. One day, one day.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:53.41,1:34:57.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And... And Angry Birds.\NAnd Angry Birds.
Dialogue: 0,1:34:57.77,1:35:01.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And Angry Birds. OK. You got one\Nright. Yeah. What? James Blunt.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:01.57,1:35:03.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jonathan, Warwick, what have you got?
Dialogue: 0,1:35:03.89,1:35:05.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We got Angry Birds.\NWe thought, because it's UK,
Dialogue: 0,1:35:05.93,1:35:08.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we thought Skyfall\Nwas the biggest movie.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:08.25,1:35:11.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then we thought it'd be one of the Adele albums\Nbut we couldn't remember what number
Dialogue: 0,1:35:11.89,1:35:14.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because there's like 17, 18, 19.\NI don't know if she's done 21 yet.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:14.49,1:35:16.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go back to the Dalek\Nto find out the correct answers.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:16.93,1:35:23.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What were you looking for? The\Nbest-selling album was 21 by Adele.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:23.13,1:35:26.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We even got the year. Come on.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:26.05,1:35:31.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The highest-grossing film\Nwas Skyfall.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:31.05,1:35:34.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on!\NCome on! We did it together.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:34.57,1:35:40.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on! The best-selling\Napp was Angry Birds. Yes!
Dialogue: 0,1:35:40.77,1:35:43.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We've done it.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:43.65,1:35:47.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now you must all\Nsurrender to the Daleks!
Dialogue: 0,1:35:47.37,1:35:50.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Surrender or be exterminated!
Dialogue: 0,1:35:50.21,1:35:54.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? Hang on a second. I'll do the final\Nscores just before anyone surrenders.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:54.25,1:35:56.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So the final scores are...\NLet's see what's that done.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:56.53,1:35:59.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can tell you, in last place\Nare Jack and Claudia with 22.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:59.49,1:36:02.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The cheats with 29, Russell and Noel.
Dialogue: 0,1:36:02.05,1:36:04.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well done. But the winners of\Nthe Big Fat Anniversary Quiz,
Dialogue: 0,1:36:04.65,1:36:08.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jonathan and Warwick with 39 points.\NYeah, thank you.
Dialogue: 0,1:36:10.65,1:36:15.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boom! Boom! Boom!
Dialogue: 0,1:36:15.53,1:36:17.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Silence! Silence!
Dialogue: 0,1:36:19.53,1:36:22.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Exterminate! Exterminate!
Dialogue: 0,1:36:22.21,1:36:23.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Exterminate!
Dialogue: 0,1:36:28.61,1:36:33.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have been watching\Nthe Big Fat Anniversary Quiz.
Dialogue: 0,1:36:33.09,1:36:35.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This planet is now\Nunder Dalek command.
Dialogue: 0,1:36:35.89,1:36:38.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Await further orders.
Dialogue: 0,1:36:38.25,1:36:41.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Daleks reign supreme.\NDaleks reign supreme.
Dialogue: 0,1:36:41.81,1:36:43.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells\Nhttp://UKsubtitles.ru.