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Welcome to the Easter egg.
You found it, congratulations.

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I hope we've made
it difficult for you.

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Basically, this is, no exception
to the previous Easter eggs

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Yet another comic piece of genius.
[chuckles]

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Basically, this is an interview
with Dominic Monaghan and myself.

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He interviews me.
I could not see him on the day

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Therefore, I didn't necessarily
know it was him.

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Because I was doing the interview via
satellite, I was in New York City

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While they, the cast, was
actually in Berlin.

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And so I couldn't see
him, but he could see me.

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They had a monitor in Berlin that allowed
the interviewers to actually see me

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Sitting in New York. And he sat down
and posed as a German interviewer.

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And I bought it, initially.

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And you kind of get the idea;
it's actually incredibly funny.

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So I'll let, actually, Hans
Jensen set it up himself.

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- [mock German accent] Welcome, willkommen
to Kino Das Bang Bang Boom Boom 1970

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Gjon-Hai Ich Habe Eisen
Diese Nacht Willkommen 2004.

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Today, I will be
interviewing Elijah Woods.

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Elijah is a incredible actor from
Los Angeles, California, born in Idaho.

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Or is it Iowa?
Not important.

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He is an actor working in
the United States of America.

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Incredible, incredible actor, and I
have been searching for him all my life.

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He has incredible blue eyes.

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And this interview has been the most
special interaction

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I have had with an actor
in 17 years.

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So please sit back, enjoy,
wear a smoking jacket and a bib.

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And take on board the
genius that is Hans Jensen.

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Good evening.

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Hello, Mr. Woods!

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- Hello, Mr. Hans.
- Uh, Mr. Jensen.

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Mr. Jensen.
- Mr. Jensen, sorry.

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- Hello.

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You are having a nice day?
- Yes, I am.

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Yes, it's very
early in the morning.

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- What time is it in Australia?
- Oh, I'm not in Australia.

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- You're in New Zealand?
- No, I'm in New York.

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- New York.
New Amsterdam, ha.

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- That's right.
- Yeah.

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Okay, we begin now, ja?
- Yeah.

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- Mr. Woods, a pleasure to
meet you, to have met you.

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- Thank you.
- We're a big fan of music over here.

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In Germany, we have Kraftwerk
and also Daft Punk. You know these?

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- Yes, Kraftwerk started the
electronic music movement.

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And Daft Punk are
brilliant, I love Daft Punk.

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- Yes. We hear you—
- I actually worked with...

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- Excuse me, I interrupt you.

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- Oh, I actually worked with Michel
Gondry

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Who directed the "Around the World"
video for Daft Punk.

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- Yes.
She is a fantastic director.

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- Yes, he is.
- He! Yes, I'm sorry.

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[chuckles awkwardly] Ha.
Hm. Heh.

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I'm nervous.
Excuse me.

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So you deejay in,
uh, in New Zealand?

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Australia, America? You enjoy...?
- Yeah.

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Yeah...
- You enjoy music?

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You're a very big fan of music
over here, over in Germany?

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- Yes, I love music.
I have done a bit of deejaying.

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I think deejay purists would
probably hate me...

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- Ha!
- Because I only deejay with CDs. Um...

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- I don't know if anybody
can hate you, Mr. Woods.

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- Well...
- 'Cause you are... Your eyes

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And your American voice.
- Thank you.

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[holding back laughter] But I haven't
really graduated to vinyl yet.

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But yeah, I've done a fair bit of
deejaying. It's good fun.

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- Do you scratch?
- No.

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- You mix.
You mix music.

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- Yes, I mix music live.
Yes.

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- So Frodo, on Page 720 of The Lord of
the Rings, there is a quote from Frodo.

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He says, "In a world filled with mirth
and magic, you lose time in yourself."

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You agree with this comment?
- "In a..."

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- I will repeat it for you.
- Please.

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- "In a world..."
You can hear me.

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You can hear me.
- Yes.

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- Yes?
- Yep.

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- "In a world filled with mirth and magic,
you lose time in yourself."

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You agree with this statement from Frodo?

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- "You lose time within yourself."

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Um... Yeah, that's interesting.
Yeah, I see...

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- You begin
to forget yourself, I think.

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- Yes, and I think that's
exactly what Frodo goes through.

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Because ultimately, by the end of Frodo's
journey, he doesn't have...

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- It's a bad question. It's a bad
question, forget it.

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- No, no, no. It's not a bad question.
- No. Forget it, forget it.

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- It's not a bad question.

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- Sean Astin, your hobbit friend,
quoted as saying you are

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"A beautiful man, a beautiful man."
Do you have a comment for Sean?

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And also, there is... Um, how do I say
without being rude?

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A gay connotation.

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- [bursts into laughter]

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- Oh! You laugh, it's funny.
- [coughing laughter]

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- No? You agree?
He says you are a beautiful man!

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You are a beautiful...
- Yeah, well...

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Yeah, there is no gay connotation to that
whatsoever.

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- Sean Astin is gay.

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- Uh, no.
- Sean Astin is not gay?

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- No! [chuckles]
- Okay.

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- No, no, no.
- You have very big eyes.

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Very big, blue eyes.
- Uh-huh.

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- Do you think this is the reason
why you are successful and famous?

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- Um...
- Big, blue.

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- Yes. [chuckles]
- You are famous, because of this?

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Because of your eyes.

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The next job you do, you work
on a movie called Hooligans...

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- Yes.
- About football hooligans.

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- You play football,
you kick balls?

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- [uncontrollable laughter]
- Mr. Woods?

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Mr. Woods?

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- [laughter]
- Do you play football?

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- Oh! [Coughing laughter]
- This is funny to you? I am...

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- Do I kick balls?
- I'm upsetting you?

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- No.
- Am I upsetting you?

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- I don't play football.

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- [sighs] In the photoshoots you do with
Vogue magazine and Cosmopolitan and

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Entertainment Weekly, Time Magazine

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Your hair changes dramatically,
from short to long. Do you wear wigs?

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- Uh, no, I do not.
- Have you worn wigs?

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- [holding back laughter] No, I have not.
- Will you wear wigs?

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- Maybe.
- When will you wear wigs?

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- [uncontrollable laughter]
- Mr. Woods, I will ask you

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Coming to the end of your...
- [coughing laughter]

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- I must close soon, but uh...
- Yes, you must close soon.

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- Yes. I hear you collect sex toys.
- No.

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- No?
You do not collect toys?

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- Alright, there is... This
has to be [beep]ing...

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- Mr. Woods? Mr. Woods?
- Yes.

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- You have sex with a German
woman called Franka Pontente.

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She is famous German actress.

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- And you drop her, you finish
relationship with her. Why?

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- Um... It didn't work out, unfortunately.
- How long was she your wife?

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- She was never my wife.
- You were engaged to her, though.

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- No. No, I was...
- You have baby?

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- No.
- I hear she has small child, Filipper.

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Uh, Flippa is her name.
- Oh, no.

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[crosstalk] for Franka Potente.
- You make a movie called Flipper.

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- Yes.
- Very famous movie.

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The dolphin is dead.
Did you know this?

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- Yes...

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- No, I did not know that.
That's terrible.

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- Died in a car accident.

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- [uncomfortable laughter]

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-Elijah, I must finish now, but
I must tell you now that

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[accent drops] It is Dom
Monaghan talking to you.

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- Brilliant.
- How are ya, mate!?

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- I knew it, you [beep]er. You [beep]er!
- How are ya!? [laughter]

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- I [beep]ing knew it!

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- I love you.
- That was [beep]ing brilliant

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You [beep]hole.
- How are ya, mate? I wish I was there!

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- [groans] Oh, I wish you were here, too!

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Oh, that's so awesome.
- We filmed you on the DVD

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So you're gonna be on the...
- No!

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- Yeah! [laughter]
- Yes!

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- I love you, brother.
- Yes!

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- I'll see you soon.
Hey, I'll see you in New York.

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- Ugh! I love you. Thank you so
much for doing that.

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That made my day.
- Alright, brother.

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Big kisses, bye.
- Alright, mate.

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Happy birthday.
- Thank you very much!

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See you, man.
- Alright...

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- [Crew laughs]
- [high-pitched laughter]