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[Audience chattering.]

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Good afternoon!

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I am Reinaldo Garcia.

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And you are the audience.

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[Laughter, applause.]

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Okay! Um, [br]turn off all cell phones, please.

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And, we're in a residential[br]neighborhood,

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so, no drag racing down the streets[br]of quiet Carmel, when we leave.

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The show is about an hour and [br]10 minutes long.

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There is some harsh language[br]in the piece, okay?

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I'll be taking confessionals[br]in my booth over here,

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after the plays are over,[br]

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[Audience chuckles]

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if anybody wants[br]to unburden their hearts, okay?

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So, welcome to "Dream Butchers."

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[Applause.]

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[Acoustic guitars]

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[Sings] You crawled across dry thorns

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and chewed cut glass.

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Please come through my door,[br]lay down on the grass.

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[Guitar phrase]

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I don't care where you've been,[br]in the dark side of town.

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Your history might be shameful.

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I will always let you in,[br]I will never let you down.

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[Guitar chords]

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I'm entertaining angels.

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[Acoustic guitars]

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Now you're down on your luck,[br]your spirit's broke.

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I see your beggar's cup[br]filled with busted hope.

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Let this new day begin,[br]before the sun goes down.

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I'll know I served an angel.

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I will always let you in,[br]I will never let you down.

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I'm entertaining angels.

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[Guitar flourish.]

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Hello, stranger. Drop your things.[br]Come on in.

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There's no danger.[br]I see the wings beneath your skin.

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I am no holy man.[br]Just a human

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who must obey the plan[br]for a communion.

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It's a mortal sin[br]if I would renounce a man

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whose life is painful.

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I will always let you in,[br]I will never let you down.

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Because I'm entertaining you angels.

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[Guitar flourish.]

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[End chord holds.]

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[Applause.]

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[Spoken] I played baseball[br]in 2 different baseball leagues around town.

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And I also umpire, uh, baseball.

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And our opening piece,[br]"Low and Inside,"

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is about a local man

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uh, whose career,[br]whose professional career was destroyed.

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But there is a romance to baseball.

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And I wrote this song up in the [br]San Jose Giants stadium.

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Uh, I recommend going to [br]Minor League baseball.

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You get right up next to the players.

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They are the future stars of the game.

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It's really exhilarating to me.

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So, I wrote this song,[br]as the players were warming up.

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It's called [br]"The Church of Baseball."

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[Cheerful acoustic guitars]

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The ground crew rakes the infield,[br]they line the batter's box with lime.

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[Guitars]

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Then they spray the baselines,[br]dust is down 'til players take the field.

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The church of baseball.[br]Warm in summer air.

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The church of baseball.[br]It's all prepared.

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Now the players stretch and run.[br]Boys of summer filled with dreams.

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[Guitars]

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The fan girls scream when[br]the local boy warms up in the sun.

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[Guitars strum]

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The church of baseball.[br]Blesses all the minor leagues.

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The church of baseball.[br]It'll last for centuries.

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[Guitars]

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Local talent sings the anthem.[br]Out of tune loudspeakers squeal.

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[Guitars]

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Now the home team takes the field.[br]Bonus babies, tall and handsome.

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[Guitars]

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The church of baseball.[br]It's a sacred space.

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The church of baseball.[br]Steal a base.

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For Willie, and Maury,[br]Even Ricky Henderson too.

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The church of baseball,[br]It welcomes you.

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[Guitar flourish.]

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"Low and Inside."[br][Applause.]

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[Announcer] I get it.

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Baseball is a historical game.[br]I like to compare different things,

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compare different eras.

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But how in the world, John Ruck,[br]can you compare a guy

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getting all these hits in Japan,[br]and then add it up with the Majors,

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and then say he truly hit[br]came from a paper on point. You can't.

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The people should know.[br]What Pete Rose has done is incredible.

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[Announcer commentary]

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To say he has passed Pete Rose,[br]as all time hit leader, we can't do that.

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[Announcer voices continue.]

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Hey Neal.[br][Drunkenly mumbles.]

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[Sports announcers continue]

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Uh. Hm. Uh. [br][Laughs.]

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[Sports announcers]

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Gimme a 7 & 7.[br]And go easy on the 7-Up.

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[Announcers continue]

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Would you turn down the --[br]turn the TV off?

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[Announcers continue]

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I gotta give a reason?[br]I been comin' here for 5, 6 years?

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Because! I don't wanna[br]see, hear, or read about baseball.

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Whatever the [bleep] is happening!

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[Announcers stop][br][No audio]

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And another, por favor.

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No tab tonight.

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I'm leavin' no debts.

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You remember Jason?[br]Big, body builder type?

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Yeah! With the rash down his neck.

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You know any hit men?[br]Ahh, just kidding.

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I think. You remember Roosevelt?[br]Black guy, with a face like a badger?

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He went over big time.

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R - R - Rosie?[br]Neal. You live upstairs.

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There's nobody here.[br]Can I stay a while?

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Gracias, mi amigo.[br]

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Ahhh. [Exhales.]

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You know me.[br]I'm a friendly guy, right?

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So does professional baseball.

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It was in Marietta, Georgia.[br]Pre-season sessions.

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Director of officials tells me[br]I've been elevated to crew chief.

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Working beside of me,[br]two guys with me.

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Jason Olivetti, and [br]Roosevelt Truman.

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"Jason Olivetti!" I said.[br]"Oh no. No, no."

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"I heard he's a piece of work."

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"Rico!" he says.[br]"You're the kind of

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natural-born leader[br]who can get along with anybody."

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"Mentor the kid."

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Them's my marching orders.

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Two years away from the[br]Majors, a lifelong dream. Hmm.

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Through Berman, Chatanooga, Jackson,[br]Pensacola, Knoxville, Montgomery.

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Mobile, Cogsville. Athletes![br]Dripping testosterone and doubt.

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Adonises driven by a dream.[br]And, there I am. Deep within it.

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Benevolent, dispensing justice.[br]Witnessing brilliance.

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John Smokes. Matt Holliday.[br]Juan Fiera. Ah! Ahh.

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A cavalcade of future stars.[br]Passing through my station

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on their way to immortality.

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The baseball field is a timeless Eden.

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And, into my crew chief's ear[br]slithered Jason Olivetti.

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Dwelling in a body stocking of a rash.

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You know it even discolored his weiner?

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Yes! I looked. [br]Ahhhh.

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Don't be naive, Neal.[br]Everybody looks.

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Ahhh. Ehhhh. [Laughs.]

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Ahh. [Exhales.]

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You know....[br]I...I...I....

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Taking charge of a ball field[br]was always second nature for me.

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I was a catcher in college.[br]Field General. I ran the pitchers.

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Directed the fielders. Worked the umps.

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And when I wasn't drafted,[br]I went to umpire school.

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Vero Beach, Florida.[br]Dodger Town. Heh-heh.

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Ahh. Sailed right through.[br]Through rookies. Single ed.

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By my 3rd year, I was already crew chief.[br]Two guys under me.

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In a van supplied by the Majors.[br]First class hotels all through the South.

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Ha-ha! The future World Series ump!

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Tell me...tell me.[br]How does a guy who gets along

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with everybody, grow to hate a man?

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Who the mere sight of[br]provokes nausea and vomiting? Eh?

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Jason was a -- a strapping farm boy[br]who was seduced by big city ambition.

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Prostitutes. Marijuana. Hm?[br]Ah! I'll show you what I mean.

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We checked into a hotel.

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During dinner, Jason is flirting[br]with the waitress.

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Flirting. Ha. How's about this.

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[Hick accent] "That was one fine meal![br]Mmm- mmm - mmm!

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But it lacked some spice.[br]

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Why don't you come up to my room later,[br]and let me taste your pussy?"

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[Audience groans.]

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[His own voice again][br]Then, he was down at the front desk.

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Proclaiming, bitching that his towels[br]were not white enough.

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He would weiner-wag the maid,[br]when he came out of the shower.

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Couple of times, he came back to his room[br]to find it ransacked.

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Well deserved, I'd say.

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Hm? Oh, on the diamond?[br]Okay.

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Jason's behind the ditch, right?[br]Guy hits a home run.

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As he's circling the bases,[br]Jason picks up the bat,

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and leans on it, like Mister Peanut[br]leaning on his cane.

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Right on home plate! Hmm?![br]Ahh.

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No, he never smoked it in the van.

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Well, just the idea of driving through[br]the South, with my protege,

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holding grass -- terrified me!

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No. Nooo, no. I could never report him.

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You have no idea what it would do[br]to my reputation.

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[Laughs] And his taste in music.

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We had -- we had a rule.

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The guy behind the wheel[br]chooses the tunes. Hmm?

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Jason wouldn't be out --[br]we wouldn't be out of the parking lot,

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the hotel parking lot,[br]not 5 minutes.

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Jason slides in his[br]"Greatest Hits of the '70s" CD.

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"Afternoon Delight."[br]"Summer Breeze."

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Da-da-da-da

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"Blowin' through the jasmine[br]of our minds."

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"One Toke Over the Line."

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From Mobile to Jackson!

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Jason is the reason I drink[br]these 7 & 7s.

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His official beverage of choice.

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I, I enjoyed them, to --[br]establish rapport.

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Roosevelt, too.[br]Drank in the back seat.

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Tapping away at his [bleep]ing [br]iPhone.

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Watching porn.[br]Aiming the camera at the front seat.

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Making what he calls his[br]'POV dramalogue.'

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Ahhh.

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Okay. So. So! So.

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We are in 'bama now.

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The Barons pitted against [br]their arch-rivals, Huntsville Stars.

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Battling for the title.[br]Two games left.

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Two games,[br]and Jason is out of my life!

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Yeah. [br]The Barons, and the Stars.

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Huge rivals. Mutual hate.

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So.

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It all comes down to two outs,[br]bottom of the 9th, bases loaded.

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Barons down 3.

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22 year old defector Cuban.[br]22 year old Cuba defector Oscar Morales

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is a 5'2" phenom.

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Already, he has tripled, and stolen home.

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Now, he slides to the plate,[br]with a hit on the line.

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Huntsville pitcher launches a fast ball.

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Inside and low.

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Ball one.

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The catcher --[br]the wisecracking, Polack misfit

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Anje Prozinski,[br]asks for a clean one.

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"Gimme a ball you can see."

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Hm? Of course! I tossed him!

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The guy turns on me.[br]Huntsville keeper leaps out of the dugout,

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restraining Prozinski with one hand,[br]and screaming for an explanation.

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"I dunno what the guy said."

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"You're not allowed to argue[br]balls and strikes. You know that."

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The manager looks at this catcher.[br]Says, "you say that?"

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"Yeah. Hey. If Blue here grew an eye,[br]he'd be a Cyclops."

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Huntsville manager nearly breaks his ribs,[br]he's laughing so hard.

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The fans are going ape-shit.[br]The pitcher comes in to the ditch.

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Jason and Roosevelt run up[br]to restore order. Hmm. Ugghhh.

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I'm coming to it. Gimme a sec.[br]Wait a minute.

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And then, the pitcher says,

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"Hey, Blue. We know you're blind.[br]We've seen your wife."

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Just a minute here. [br]I'm coming to that.

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Okay. Now, back to the game.

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Okay. So. The pitcher, the new pitcher[br]delivers a rising fast ball.

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Morales fouls it back, knocks off my mask.[br]I go down to my knees.

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Someone in the Stars dugout yells,

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"Hey, Blue! Get up off your knees![br]You're BLOWING the game!"

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I wobble over to the Huntsville dugout.[br]I give 'em the 'stink eye.'

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That settles them down.

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Next pitch, Morales slams[br]way down the right field line.

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Fouled by inches.[br]Counts one and two.

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Next pitch a slider, outside.[br]

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But Morales, already, you know,[br]what we call a professional hitter,

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fouls off the next five pitches[br]before taking a ball

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millimeters over the plate.

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The new catcher goes,[br]"Hey Blue!"

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I go, "Ah-ah![br]One peep out of you,

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you shower with your friend."

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Guy goes, "Peep!"

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I swallow it.

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Morales fouls off[br]the next 3 pitches too.

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Eh? Good -- good hitter?[br]You better believe it.

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OK. So, now...

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So now, the Huntsville pitcher[br]hangs a curve.

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Oh-ho-ho-ho!

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Morales drools.

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He spins on it!

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And launches the ball[br]high into the Alabama night.

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The crowd leaps as one,

0:20:28.176,0:20:31.060
as the ball is[br]Pensacola-bound.

0:20:31.060,0:20:33.564
Walk off Grand Slam!

0:20:35.534,0:20:40.494
Barons win the title by a run.

0:20:40.494,0:20:42.126
Hm-hm!

0:20:42.126,0:20:44.641
Me and my crew,[br]we have to pass

0:20:44.641,0:20:47.609
the Visitors' dugout[br]to exit the field.

0:20:47.609,0:20:49.680
The losing pitcher[br]comes up behind me.

0:20:49.680,0:20:52.671
"Hey! Lucky you don't have[br]an ERA, Blue.

0:20:52.671,0:20:55.694
Those runs are yours!"

0:20:57.984,0:20:58.910
So.

0:21:04.350,0:21:06.990
So we have a game[br]the next day.

0:21:06.990,0:21:11.198
No time to shower.[br]We have to go to Jackson.

0:21:11.198,0:21:15.391
We pile into the van,[br]Jason behind the wheel.

0:21:15.391,0:21:18.789
[Sings] "Sky rockets in flight![br]Afternoon -- "

0:21:20.099,0:21:23.214
Jason starts to dig in.

0:21:23.214,0:21:28.542
"Hey, Rico.[br]That 2 strike call on Morales.

0:21:28.542,0:21:30.878
That was strike 3."

0:21:30.878,0:21:32.558
"Jason," I said.

0:21:32.558,0:21:36.830
"That ball was so far outside,[br]it had a hat and a coat on.

0:21:36.830,0:21:38.862
Could you turn it down a bit?"

0:21:38.862,0:21:41.966
I look in the back, [br]at Roosevelt, for some support.

0:21:41.966,0:21:45.630
Roosevelt is aiming[br]his iPhone at us.

0:21:45.630,0:21:51.134
Another chapter in his[br]on the road documentary.

0:21:52.484,0:21:55.040
Jason digs in deeper.

0:21:55.040,0:21:58.190
"Hey, Rico.[br]You -- You Latinos[br]

0:21:58.190,0:22:00.606
look out after each other,[br]don'tcha?

0:22:00.606,0:22:04.063
What, did Morales[br]slip you some pesos?

0:22:04.063,0:22:08.845
Huh? Huh? One gone call[br]tips the championship.

0:22:08.845,0:22:12.558
I thought only horses[br]slept standing up."

0:22:12.558,0:22:15.443
"Alright, Jason. That's enough."

0:22:17.073,0:22:23.907
"You guys," Roosevelt says,[br]"been goin' at it for 4 solid months.

0:22:23.907,0:22:29.602
Since opening day. Why don't you both[br]settle it like men?"

0:22:30.782,0:22:34.096
"Just a minute, here. Just a minute."

0:22:34.096,0:22:37.494
Hey -- gimme another 7 and 7, huh?

0:22:38.894,0:22:40.176
Anyway --

0:22:40.176,0:22:45.375
I'm trying every umpire's trick[br]to NOT listen.

0:22:45.375,0:22:47.612
One more game left!

0:22:48.382,0:22:52.846
And then I notice.[br]We're going in a circle.

0:22:52.846,0:22:56.462
I say "Jason, you do have[br]the directions? Right?"

0:22:56.462,0:23:01.124
And he says, Jason says,[br]"Uh, I ran out of rolling papers."

0:23:01.124,0:23:04.223
"Uh, built me a doobie[br]out of the directions."

0:23:04.223,0:23:06.430
"Up in smoke!"

0:23:06.430,0:23:10.478
I said, "Jason, go straight[br]at the lights, turn right.

0:23:10.478,0:23:15.873
That will lead you onto [br]highway 20 on ramp to Atlanta."

0:23:16.533,0:23:18.942
"Man who doesn't know his way[br]around a strike zone,

0:23:18.942,0:23:20.782
giving me directions?"

0:23:20.782,0:23:26.111
"Hmmm. Hey! Slip me some pesos,[br]and I'll consider it."

0:23:26.111,0:23:29.023
"Hey Rico! Next time[br]you're behind the dish,

0:23:29.023,0:23:32.838
bend over. [br]Call the game with your good eye."

0:23:33.808,0:23:37.695
Roosevelt is breaking up[br]in the back seat.

0:23:37.695,0:23:44.351
"Four solid months. You two[br]should form a comedy team."

0:23:44.351,0:23:48.958
"Ahh, getting caught in a [br]wetback conspiracy, Roosevelt

0:23:48.958,0:23:51.358
is no laughing matter."

0:23:51.358,0:23:54.782
"Hey, maybe -- maybe Rico[br]would call a more accurate game,

0:23:54.782,0:23:58.223
if home plate were shaped like[br]a tortilla."

0:23:59.633,0:24:01.997
I'm staying cool.

0:24:01.997,0:24:07.598
"Hey Rico! Yo Rico, I'm your daddy.[br]Hitchhiked to Salinas once,

0:24:07.598,0:24:11.376
and [bleeped] your mother,[br]in a lettuce field."

0:24:11.376,0:24:14.382
"OK. OK, Jason.[br]One more crack,

0:24:14.382,0:24:16.766
I'll wreck your career."

0:24:16.766,0:24:20.975
"Crack? Your mamacita's[br]tasted like guacamole."

0:24:20.975,0:24:23.566
"Whoa, you gonna take that,[br]Rico?"

0:24:23.566,0:24:26.191
"I just about had enough[br]of you, Rico.

0:24:26.191,0:24:28.398
Let's settle this like men."

0:24:28.398,0:24:31.229
Jasmine is blowing through[br]our minds.

0:24:31.229,0:24:35.376
Jason pulls the van over,[br]under the streetlight.

0:24:35.376,0:24:38.093
He rips open the driver's door.

0:24:38.093,0:24:40.766
Races around[br]the back of the van.

0:24:40.766,0:24:43.390
And I've got blood in my eyes.

0:24:43.390,0:24:46.669
He yanks open the passenger door,

0:24:46.669,0:24:51.726
and before he could remove his hand,[br]I clocked him, with a solid left to the jaw.

0:24:51.726,0:24:54.429
Jason grabs my arm,[br]and the Oklahoma farm boy

0:24:54.429,0:24:57.887
swings me out, [br]under the street light.

0:24:57.887,0:25:00.462
We are tussling like wildcats.

0:25:00.462,0:25:03.326
The guy has got 100 pounds on me.

0:25:03.326,0:25:07.200
Roosevelt is filming the whole thing[br]on his iPhone.

0:25:09.470,0:25:11.934
Thirty seconds later...

0:25:11.934,0:25:13.527
it's over.

0:25:14.127,0:25:16.193
We get back in the van,

0:25:16.193,0:25:19.597
and pull into Jacksonville,[br]just before dawn.

0:25:19.597,0:25:22.942
Not a word spoken[br]the whole way.

0:25:24.462,0:25:28.109
A week later,[br]our little altercation

0:25:28.109,0:25:29.726
shows up on You Tube.

0:25:30.336,0:25:32.899
"Posted anonymously."

0:25:33.869,0:25:35.909
ESPN runs it.

0:25:36.959,0:25:42.045
Jason and I are released.

0:25:42.045,0:25:45.134
Fired.

0:25:45.134,0:25:50.414
Roosevelt's on his way[br]to the Big Show.

0:25:50.414,0:25:54.366
What am I gonna do here?

0:25:54.366,0:25:56.797
What am I gonna do.

0:25:58.307,0:26:10.323
[Applause.]

0:26:33.293,0:26:40.561
[Peppy guitars.]

0:26:40.561,0:26:43.646
[Sings] I did not rise up[br]from the mire

0:26:43.646,0:26:46.637
to be cast into [br]the lake of fire.

0:26:46.637,0:26:49.551
I am proud to be[br]an outlaw.

0:26:49.551,0:26:54.110
What I am [br]is plain to God.

0:26:54.110,0:26:57.149
Doesn't matter[br]what you sacrificed.

0:26:57.149,0:27:01.245
We'll all appear before the[br]judgment seat of Christ.

0:27:01.245,0:27:04.749
[Guitars]

0:27:04.749,0:27:07.844
I did not rise up[br]from the mire

0:27:07.844,0:27:10.944
to be cast into[br]the lake of fire.

0:27:10.944,0:27:13.918
Live by faith,[br]not by sight.

0:27:13.918,0:27:18.109
All that's mortal[br]swallowed up by life.

0:27:18.109,0:27:21.437
So that each of us[br]will receive

0:27:21.437,0:27:24.413
what is due us,[br]wheat or chaff.

0:27:24.413,0:27:27.325
For all the things done[br]while in the body

0:27:27.325,0:27:29.565
whether good or bad.

0:27:29.565,0:27:32.030
[Guitars]

0:27:32.030,0:27:34.893
The Kingdom soon will come.

0:27:34.893,0:27:38.141
Exploding with the sun.

0:27:38.141,0:27:41.213
All my loved ones[br]melding into one,

0:27:41.213,0:27:43.359
'cause the kingdom[br]soon will come.

0:27:43.359,0:27:55.261
[Guitar scales duo]

0:27:55.261,0:27:58.253
I did not rise up[br]from the mire

0:27:58.253,0:28:01.214
to be cast into[br]the lake of fire.

0:28:01.214,0:28:04.029
I will live forever more.

0:28:04.029,0:28:06.589
On the Armageddon shore.

0:28:06.589,0:28:09.197
[Guitars]

0:28:09.197,0:28:11.853
Seven seals,[br]Seven trumpets.

0:28:11.853,0:28:14.877
Seven vials,[br]Seven cursed digits.

0:28:14.877,0:28:17.901
Seven dooms,[br]Seven new things.

0:28:17.901,0:28:19.725
For the angels.

0:28:19.725,0:28:22.365
[Guitars]

0:28:22.365,0:28:25.438
I did not rise up[br]from the mire

0:28:25.438,0:28:28.573
to be cast into[br]the lake of fire.

0:28:28.573,0:28:31.567
I am proud to be[br]an outlaw.

0:28:31.567,0:28:33.069
What I am...

0:28:33.069,0:28:37.070
is plain...to...God.[br][Guitar strum]

0:28:37.070,0:28:42.710
[Applause]

0:28:52.270,0:28:58.718
[Loud Howls]

0:28:58.718,0:29:06.205
[Panicked breathing][br][Bell ringing]

0:29:06.205,0:29:08.913
You really did it this time, Harriet.

0:29:08.913,0:29:11.965
Just had to leave the fold,[br]didn't you?

0:29:11.965,0:29:15.581
You had it all.[br]Plenty of green grass,

0:29:15.581,0:29:17.773
a haircut every spring.

0:29:17.773,0:29:20.229
Three swell dogs,[br]and the friendliest shepherd

0:29:20.229,0:29:22.909
this side of Bo Peep.

0:29:22.909,0:29:26.573
Real friendly.[br]Was old Harriet satisfied?

0:29:26.573,0:29:29.069
Nooo. [Bleats][br][Audience laughs]

0:29:29.069,0:29:33.117
Had to leave the herd![br]Big tough gal, huh, Harriet?

0:29:33.117,0:29:35.165
[Wolf howls]

0:29:35.165,0:29:36.701
What am I gonna do?

0:29:36.701,0:29:40.433
[Wolf howls]

0:29:40.433,0:29:45.805
[Wolf laughs][br]Alright, mutton head.

0:29:45.805,0:29:53.071
Where ya be? [Sniffs around][br]I knows you out here somewheres.

0:29:55.181,0:30:01.422
Hoo! All this runnin' 'round[br]makes a fella dog-tired.

0:30:01.422,0:30:06.494
Why don't I just lay these bones [br]up against this here boulder,

0:30:06.494,0:30:08.599
and catch my breath?

0:30:12.719,0:30:18.749
[Wolf sighs] Heyyy.[br]That feels nice-like.

0:30:18.749,0:30:21.676
Wonder where my dinner[br]ran off to?

0:30:21.676,0:30:24.685
Probably cowering[br]behind one of these rocks.

0:30:24.685,0:30:27.950
I'll catch her.[br]And when I do!

0:30:27.950,0:30:30.877
Should I make it...[br]mutton stew?

0:30:30.877,0:30:35.533
Or leg o' lamb,[br]or just eat her raw?

0:30:35.533,0:30:40.079
Mutton! Ain't had no sheep[br]for the whole month!

0:30:40.079,0:30:42.221
That's gonna be really nice.

0:30:42.221,0:30:45.814
Whoo! Brings out the beast in me.

0:30:47.374,0:30:52.173
[Wolf pants][br]Zippedy-doo-da!

0:30:52.173,0:30:55.261
Zip! [Sheep yelps][br]Ah-dee-ay!

0:30:55.261,0:31:00.534
My, oh, my![br]What a wonderful day!

0:31:00.534,0:31:01.814
[Wolf smugly chuckles]

0:31:01.814,0:31:06.301
Plenty o' moonshine[br]headin' MY way!

0:31:06.301,0:31:11.209
Oh-ho-ho yeah-eh![br]Oh-ho, YEAH-eh!

0:31:11.209,0:31:15.281
[Howls loudly]

0:31:16.141,0:31:21.006
Hey, what's this?[br]A earthquake?

0:31:21.006,0:31:25.646
Wellllllll, I'll be.[br]That you, mutton head?

0:31:25.646,0:31:29.229
Ohhh! Please, Mr. Wolf.[br]Go find someone else.

0:31:29.229,0:31:31.780
I was just out strolling,[br]munching clover...

0:31:31.780,0:31:34.094
That's enough of that,[br]little girl.

0:31:34.094,0:31:37.086
How many times you been warned[br]'bout movin' out on your own?

0:31:37.086,0:31:42.494
Look. I only eat the old, [br]and the sick.

0:31:42.494,0:31:44.873
I got my code.

0:31:44.873,0:31:46.621
So gimme a break with [br]the sob story,

0:31:46.621,0:31:48.686
'cause I ain't ate [br]in a week, little girl.

0:31:48.686,0:31:50.605
Don't call me that!

0:31:50.605,0:31:54.654
I may be on the meek side,[br]but I am not little.

0:31:54.654,0:31:56.481
Maybe I will end up[br]in your belly.

0:31:56.481,0:32:00.333
BUT! Not before[br]I account for myself.

0:32:00.333,0:32:04.506
[Bell rings]

0:32:06.716,0:32:08.402
[Wolf laughs]

0:32:08.402,0:32:10.748
Now, don't that [br]beat all!

0:32:10.748,0:32:13.612
Full moon's got in your[br]blood too, eh little lady?

0:32:13.612,0:32:16.864
Yeah! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:32:16.864,0:32:18.605
[Wolf laughs mockingly]

0:32:18.605,0:32:20.733
A fightin' back.[br]Well I'll be darned.

0:32:20.733,0:32:21.641
Ow!

0:32:22.781,0:32:26.189
Oh I didn't mean it![br]Oh, please don't get mad.

0:32:26.189,0:32:28.893
Ow! You little moron!

0:32:28.893,0:32:33.282
Don'tcha know[br]you could get hurt doin' that?

0:32:33.282,0:32:35.277
I dunno what's come over me.

0:32:35.277,0:32:36.448
[Wolf grunts and groans]

0:32:36.448,0:32:39.148
One day I'm munching clover,[br]and the next, I'm --

0:32:39.148,0:32:42.141
pugilizing with canis lupus.

0:32:42.141,0:32:45.748
Pugilizin'?! Sounds weird.

0:32:45.748,0:32:49.037
Tradin' blows?[br]Fisticuffs?

0:32:49.037,0:32:52.045
Tusslin'? Dukin' it out?[br]Goin' ten --

0:32:52.045,0:32:54.876
Alright! Enough with the words!

0:32:54.876,0:32:57.852
You gonna make a run for it,[br]or what?

0:32:57.852,0:32:59.964
I got important things[br]to attend to!

0:32:59.964,0:33:02.636
With very important wolves.

0:33:04.926,0:33:07.244
You're kidding.

0:33:07.244,0:33:08.861
Whatta ya mean? [br]Whatta ya mean?

0:33:08.861,0:33:10.417
I tell ya, I'm in a hurry.

0:33:10.417,0:33:13.373
Why, me and some friends,[br]I -- I --

0:33:13.373,0:33:14.413
What? What's wrong?

0:33:14.413,0:33:16.932
Nothin'! Gol-durn it.

0:33:16.932,0:33:20.109
What? What about your friends?[br]Is something wrong?

0:33:20.109,0:33:22.380
Full moon's got me talkin' funny.

0:33:22.380,0:33:25.301
No, no, something's wrong.[br]I can sense it.

0:33:25.301,0:33:27.598
I'm very attuned[br]to the emotional manifestations

0:33:27.598,0:33:30.732
of my fellow beings.[br]Something's awry.

0:33:30.732,0:33:32.723
Nothin' crunchin' your bones [br]won't fix!

0:33:32.723,0:33:35.964
Your friends?[br]What about your friends?

0:33:35.964,0:33:38.481
Big Shots.[br]Every one o' them.

0:33:38.481,0:33:40.256
Leaders of the pack!

0:33:40.256,0:33:41.628
Take me with you!

0:33:41.628,0:33:44.062
Oh, this is the adventure[br]I've always dreamed of!

0:33:44.062,0:33:49.249
Shee-oot! What's this[br]gol-dang world coming to?

0:33:49.249,0:33:52.668
Now, listen.[br]If you don't start runnin' or fightin'

0:33:52.668,0:33:57.116
right quick, I'm gonna get ornery.[br]Then you'll really be sorry!

0:33:57.116,0:33:59.757
It's your last chance!

0:33:59.757,0:34:02.204
Let me meet 'em.[br]I can tell 'em some

0:34:02.204,0:34:04.412
friendly shepherd jokes.

0:34:04.412,0:34:06.380
I got this one about an[br]'embraceable ewe'

0:34:06.380,0:34:08.926
that'll put 'em in stitches.

0:34:08.926,0:34:13.582
Alright, alright, alright.[br]I know when my leg's being pulled.

0:34:13.582,0:34:16.832
Now, look.[br]If I brought you back with me,

0:34:16.832,0:34:19.293
well, I'd get laughed out[br]of the pack.

0:34:20.073,0:34:23.036
You're afraid to be alone?

0:34:23.036,0:34:27.053
Big stud wolf,[br]afraid to be alone?

0:34:27.053,0:34:31.325
Can't face up to his own[br]reflection in the watering hole?

0:34:31.325,0:34:32.882
I am alone![br]

0:34:32.882,0:34:35.809
I ain't got no friends, OK?[br]Ya happy now?

0:34:35.809,0:34:40.269
I was kicked out for in -- uh --[br]in -- uh --

0:34:40.269,0:34:43.004
infedulity!

0:34:43.764,0:34:46.109
Infidelity?

0:34:46.109,0:34:49.164
Yep. She's not my woman.

0:34:49.164,0:34:52.318
All wolves in the wild are women,[br]normally.

0:34:52.318,0:34:58.157
But, when the pups came along,[br]it was bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.

0:34:58.157,0:35:01.260
The good times stopped,[br]and one thing led to another,

0:35:01.260,0:35:06.400
and one night, I raised a ruckus[br]with one of the younger ones.

0:35:06.400,0:35:09.464
Got thrown out on my ear.

0:35:10.124,0:35:14.301
You're an outsider.[br]A 'lone wolf.'

0:35:14.301,0:35:16.828
As lonely as they come.

0:35:18.678,0:35:20.397
Oh, I get it!

0:35:20.397,0:35:23.792
Tryin' to get on my good side,[br]with sympathy, aren't ya?

0:35:23.792,0:35:25.404
Hey, I'm onto you, sweetheart!

0:35:25.404,0:35:29.789
You gotta get up pretty early[br]in the mornin' to fool ol' Loopy.

0:35:29.789,0:35:31.900
Darn, I told ya my name!

0:35:31.900,0:35:33.693
Why'd I go and [br]tell you my name?

0:35:33.693,0:35:35.020
Short for Guadalupe?

0:35:35.020,0:35:38.557
No, Loopy. Like....

0:35:38.557,0:35:40.751
Hi. I'm Harriet.

0:35:42.821,0:35:44.782
And you're an outlaw.

0:35:44.782,0:35:49.405
A savage desert denizen,[br]traveling fast -- traveling light.

0:35:49.405,0:35:51.966
Asking and giving no quarter.

0:35:51.966,0:35:55.790
Content to let the buffalo chips[br]fall where they may.

0:35:55.790,0:35:58.604
Taking as it comes, day by day.

0:35:58.604,0:36:02.013
Your only friend: your wily wolf wit.

0:36:02.013,0:36:05.005
I've always admired your kind, Loopy!

0:36:05.005,0:36:09.452
Why, in my younger years,[br]I rather fancied myself a black sheep.

0:36:09.452,0:36:12.172
Sort of a...maverick in mohair?

0:36:12.172,0:36:15.901
Marching to the tinkle of my own bell?

0:36:16.681,0:36:20.738
'Til one day it all went grey,[br]and I settled in.

0:36:21.358,0:36:23.197
You told me YOUR name?!

0:36:23.197,0:36:25.709
Why'd you have to go and [br]tell me YOUR name?!

0:36:25.709,0:36:27.734
Victuals ain't got no name.

0:36:27.734,0:36:29.252
[Vulture caws]

0:36:29.252,0:36:30.784
What's that?!

0:36:30.784,0:36:31.788
What's what?

0:36:32.518,0:36:33.797
[Vulture caws]

0:36:33.797,0:36:35.484
Stop that noise!

0:36:35.484,0:36:37.804
Oh, THAT noise. [br]Just --

0:36:37.804,0:36:38.924
[Vulture caws]

0:36:38.924,0:36:40.437
a garden variety[br]turkey vulture.

0:36:40.437,0:36:41.634
Don't be scared.

0:36:41.634,0:36:42.636
[Vulture caws]

0:36:42.636,0:36:44.757
Vultures have never [br]attacked anything alive.

0:36:44.757,0:36:46.828
No he waits in line,[br]all polite-like, 'til

0:36:46.828,0:36:49.404
the original killers[br]have had our fill.

0:36:49.404,0:36:52.853
Then, after I slink off[br]and let Mr. Stomach do his job,

0:36:52.853,0:36:54.259
on the FRESH meat --

0:36:54.259,0:36:55.549
[Vulture caws]

0:36:55.549,0:36:59.836
them vultures fill their entrails[br]on the carcass.

0:36:59.836,0:37:02.972
Only when the stench of the[br]rotten flesh will make a horse fly puke

0:37:02.972,0:37:06.414
does your vulture move in.

0:37:06.414,0:37:09.772
See? Everybody's[br]got his way of doin' things.

0:37:09.772,0:37:12.204
Relaaaaax.

0:37:12.204,0:37:15.052
That vulture don't concern you.

0:37:15.052,0:37:16.541
YET.

0:37:20.161,0:37:23.650
Loopy? I love you.

0:37:23.650,0:37:27.142
Love? LOVE?!

0:37:27.142,0:37:28.404
Come on, girl!

0:37:28.404,0:37:31.404
That's just your way of saying[br]you think you're better than me.

0:37:31.404,0:37:33.148
That's not true!

0:37:33.148,0:37:36.076
You have many --[br]fine qualities.

0:37:36.076,0:37:38.220
Courageous hunter?

0:37:38.220,0:37:40.508
Intrepid explorer?

0:37:40.508,0:37:42.306
Rugged individualist?

0:37:42.306,0:37:43.356
- Hmm --

0:37:43.356,0:37:46.455
The frontier spirit incarnate.

0:37:46.455,0:37:47.484
Why, with --

0:37:47.484,0:37:50.476
with just a few lessons[br]in philosophy,

0:37:50.476,0:37:53.356
in etiquette,[br]in personal hygiene --

0:37:53.356,0:37:54.540
- I think it --

0:37:54.540,0:37:57.185
[GROWLS ANGRILY]

0:37:58.165,0:38:00.861
No, hy-GIENE.

0:38:00.861,0:38:02.541
Cleanliness?

0:38:02.541,0:38:04.286
Which is next to Godliness?

0:38:04.286,0:38:06.269
Except with you, [br]it's next to impossible.

0:38:06.269,0:38:07.308
[Wolf growls]

0:38:07.308,0:38:08.508
Anyway!

0:38:08.508,0:38:11.580
With just a few lessons --[br]in rhetoric, in elocution.

0:38:11.580,0:38:14.268
And a dash -- [br]just a teensy dash --

0:38:14.268,0:38:16.844
of political analysis thrown in.

0:38:16.844,0:38:19.436
Incisive, five week --

0:38:19.436,0:38:20.876
Alright!

0:38:20.876,0:38:23.052
Listen, fleece bag.

0:38:23.052,0:38:25.756
My empty stomach says[br]tea time is over.

0:38:25.756,0:38:29.051
Let's cut the chit chat,[br]and proceed to the heart of the menu.

0:38:29.051,0:38:32.124
Move! Make a run for it,[br]before I lose my temper

0:38:32.124,0:38:34.091
and get VIOLENT!

0:38:46.221,0:38:48.299
I've been outfoxed.

0:38:48.299,0:38:50.605
I can run no more.

0:38:50.605,0:38:52.861
I'm big enough to admit[br]to your superiority

0:38:52.861,0:38:54.860
in the scheme of things.

0:38:54.860,0:38:59.788
Crush these feeble limbs[br]in your bear-trap jaws.

0:38:59.788,0:39:03.226
Better this, than to grow flabby[br]in some meadow.

0:39:03.226,0:39:04.988
Do me this favor.

0:39:04.988,0:39:07.900
Son of a...buzzard.

0:39:07.900,0:39:09.244
Please!

0:39:09.244,0:39:11.965
End my squalid existence.

0:39:11.965,0:39:14.976
Make wolf-flesh of my marrow.

0:39:14.976,0:39:19.291
Gorge on me, that I may be[br]transformed.

0:39:19.291,0:39:22.884
But! What's in it for you?

0:39:23.874,0:39:26.781
Immediate gratification?[br]And then what?

0:39:26.781,0:39:29.708
Inside of a week,[br]you'll be on the prowl again.

0:39:29.708,0:39:36.284
A pathetic slobbering beast[br]with only one thing on its tiny mind.

0:39:36.284,0:39:40.011
Enslaved by a hunger [br]which has no end.

0:39:40.011,0:39:43.291
All I wanted was a square meal.

0:39:43.291,0:39:46.267
Ohhhh.[br]Loopy, I love you.

0:39:46.267,0:39:48.027
I want to help you.

0:39:48.027,0:39:52.027
The only way you could help me[br]would be by committin' suicide

0:39:52.027,0:39:54.923
and servin' yourself up on a platter!

0:39:54.923,0:39:57.244
Loopy, I know things.

0:39:57.244,0:40:00.476
All those years in the sweet[br]and boring clover,

0:40:00.476,0:40:04.092
I was thinking![br]Watching the sun rise,

0:40:04.092,0:40:06.198
and set,[br]sniffing the blue air.

0:40:08.478,0:40:09.598
[Wolf sniffs loudly]

0:40:09.598,0:40:11.724
Seeing the stars at night.

0:40:11.724,0:40:13.788
Feeling the change of the seasons.

0:40:13.788,0:40:20.409
White winters huddled in the barn.[br]Green springtime. Blazing summer.

0:40:20.409,0:40:25.137
Smoky autumn. All the while,[br]I'm thinking.

0:40:25.137,0:40:28.572
I started wondering why[br]everything is the way it is.

0:40:28.572,0:40:32.764
And, the more I wondered why[br]the less I saw the majesty around me.

0:40:32.764,0:40:35.645
But I couldn't stop the wondering!

0:40:35.645,0:40:42.685
One day, as the little ones[br]were led off to the blade, it hit me.

0:40:42.685,0:40:43.948
It hit ya?

0:40:43.948,0:40:45.644
The reason for everything!

0:40:45.644,0:40:47.455
Huh?

0:40:47.455,0:40:49.963
Why we're here.

0:40:49.963,0:40:54.972
Why these rocks are hard[br]and still warm, even as moonshine

0:40:54.972,0:40:56.588
coats them in silver.

0:40:56.588,0:40:59.594
Why meadow grass[br]is green and slick.

0:40:59.594,0:41:02.444
Why rain and snow make rivers.

0:41:02.444,0:41:04.732
Why wolves love mutton?

0:41:04.732,0:41:06.287
Why wolves love mutton.

0:41:06.287,0:41:08.252
And why you won't eat me.

0:41:09.242,0:41:10.075
I won't?

0:41:10.075,0:41:11.983
Nope! You won't.

0:41:11.983,0:41:19.143
But -- if I eat you, wouldn't I[br]automatically know these things?

0:41:19.563,0:41:22.492
I hear flatworms do it that way.

0:41:22.492,0:41:27.211
One of the elders of the pack[br]was tellin' us about a "experiment"

0:41:27.211,0:41:31.259
he heard about. Seems that some[br]flatworms was trained to

0:41:31.259,0:41:36.523
wiggle through a maze, to get some food.[br]Then, they was ground up into

0:41:36.523,0:41:41.451
tiny chunks of meat,[br]and fed to some baby flatworms.

0:41:41.451,0:41:45.308
First thing ya know,[br]them babies is negotiatin' that maze

0:41:45.308,0:41:51.292
like they was born to it.[br]One generation feedin' the next.

0:41:51.292,0:41:56.036
So I was wonderin' -- if I eat you,[br][Harriet yelps]

0:41:56.036,0:41:58.960
won't I know these things?

0:41:58.960,0:42:02.395
[Harriet laughs uneasily][br]Sorry.

0:42:03.515,0:42:06.844
You're a wolf, and I'm a sheep.

0:42:06.844,0:42:11.275
I will not allow the blow to your[br]self-esteem, of comparing yourself

0:42:11.275,0:42:15.773
to a mere [br][scientific word for flatworm.]

0:42:15.773,0:42:18.491
Loopy! We're not worms.

0:42:18.491,0:42:21.511
Okay! So why we here?[br]And why do wolves love mutton?

0:42:21.511,0:42:23.659
I don't know that you're[br]sophisticated enough

0:42:23.659,0:42:25.131
to understand that just yet.

0:42:25.131,0:42:28.971
That's enough! I have sat through[br]your tales too long!

0:42:28.971,0:42:33.131
My guts are howlin' louder than[br]Uncle Louie at the last eclipse.

0:42:33.131,0:42:34.795
I know why there are eclipses!

0:42:34.795,0:42:38.686
I don't give a hoot why![br][Whooshing sound]

0:42:38.686,0:42:43.852
[Wolf whimpers][br]What was that?!

0:42:45.392,0:42:49.965
I know why the stars are[br]faaaaallllliiiiinnnnng!

0:42:49.965,0:42:51.040
Why?!

0:42:51.040,0:42:53.489
Why, I'd need at least a week[br]to explain it to you.

0:42:53.489,0:42:57.755
Oh, you're stallin'![br][Thunder sounds]

0:42:57.755,0:43:00.155
[Wolf whimpers][br][Sheep snickers]

0:43:00.155,0:43:02.257
[Wolf] What's goin' on?

0:43:02.852,0:43:05.072
[Wolf panting]

0:43:05.072,0:43:06.492
[Sheep yelps] Oooh! Stop!

0:43:06.492,0:43:10.795
Move no closer![br]Just...keep...pursuing me...

0:43:10.795,0:43:12.395
hungry.

0:43:12.395,0:43:18.124
Keep your beautiful savagery.[br]May your jaws always drip.

0:43:18.124,0:43:22.059
Desire is a beautiful thing, [br]Loopy.

0:43:22.059,0:43:27.084
Eat me now, and you'll be hungry[br]tomorrow, with no one to talk to.

0:43:27.084,0:43:30.735
Keep me alive, and you can want me[br]forever.

0:43:30.735,0:43:33.727
Oh, Loopy, we can do it.[br]Let's be friends!

0:43:34.517,0:43:40.331
I -- I -- am hungry.[br]I eat.

0:43:40.331,0:43:43.723
You are pink and tender.

0:43:43.723,0:43:48.347
My fur bristles.[br]I drool. I eat!

0:43:48.347,0:43:51.403
You'll stay as you are,[br]forever wolf.

0:43:51.403,0:43:53.163
Let me civilize you!

0:43:53.163,0:43:56.523
[Wolf grunts] My body [br]howls for you!

0:43:56.523,0:43:58.699
What of the heavens,[br]dear wolf?

0:43:58.699,0:44:09.547
[Whooshing sound][br][Distant thunder]

0:44:09.547,0:44:12.588
You won't distract me[br]with your talkin'.

0:44:12.588,0:44:17.403
So, you've run with horses, have you?[br]Enough!

0:44:17.403,0:44:21.525
Run! Fight![br]Account for yourself.

0:44:21.525,0:44:23.132
You ask alien things.

0:44:23.132,0:44:25.739
Why not entreat[br]these rocks to sing?

0:44:25.739,0:44:28.251
You're a cunning one,[br]and a coward.

0:44:28.251,0:44:30.940
[Sheep gasps] A thirst slaked[br]by a coward's blood

0:44:30.940,0:44:32.795
would leave you parched, yes?

0:44:32.795,0:44:34.316
[Wolf] You're not worth it!

0:44:34.316,0:44:39.659
Not worth it?![br]I offer you eternal desire!

0:44:39.659,0:44:45.226
Friendship! [Exhales][br]Big tough wolf. [Bell rings]

0:44:45.226,0:44:46.680
I'll beat you, old Loopy.

0:44:46.680,0:44:48.628
You don't wanna be my friend.[br][Bell rings]

0:44:48.628,0:44:51.105
You just wanna save your skin.[br]Make a fool out of me.

0:44:51.105,0:44:52.651
[Bell rings] I got news for ya.

0:44:52.651,0:44:55.321
You can walk a mile in my shoes,[br]and never fill my boots.

0:44:55.321,0:44:58.210
Oh, sorry, Loopster.[br]Takes guts to be my pal.

0:44:58.210,0:45:02.587
You just ain't got what it takes.[br]Call me what you want:

0:45:02.587,0:45:06.619
Howl at the sun and call it the moon[br]if it makes you feel any better!

0:45:06.619,0:45:09.387
[Sheep chokes, bell rings]

0:45:09.387,0:45:13.259
[Wolf howls loudly]

0:45:13.259,0:45:23.243
[Wolf laughs, bell rings]

0:45:23.243,0:45:31.627
Your move...PAL.[br][Wolf laughs]

0:45:31.627,0:45:36.903
[Vulture caws]

0:45:41.083,0:45:49.544
[Applause]

0:45:49.544,0:45:52.699
[Acoustic guitar bridge]

0:45:52.699,0:46:17.226
[Phrase repeats]

0:46:17.226,0:46:23.019
I let out a primal scream[br]all the neighbors heard.

0:46:23.019,0:46:28.811
I woke them up from their dreams[br]while their children stirred.

0:46:28.811,0:46:34.411
I released a primal scream[br]ripped out from my core.

0:46:34.411,0:46:43.210
All the slaughter I had seen,[br]I couldn't hold it any more.

0:46:43.210,0:46:48.827
They look at me funny,[br]intrigued by what they see

0:46:48.827,0:46:54.699
though my smile is sunny[br]when I pass by their children's feet.

0:46:54.699,0:47:02.347
[Guitar phrase]

0:47:02.347,0:47:08.027
I ripped out a primal scream[br]through the neighborhood.

0:47:08.027,0:47:14.091
I did not do anything[br]like a neighbor should.

0:47:14.091,0:47:19.131
I howled a primal scream,[br]sent lightning through the air.

0:47:19.131,0:47:24.893
I'm better now than I do seem.[br]They don't really care.

0:47:24.893,0:47:28.714
[Guitar flourish]

0:47:28.714,0:47:34.027
They look at me funny,[br]intrigued by what they see

0:47:34.027,0:47:40.043
though my smile is sunny[br]when I pass by their children's feet.

0:47:40.043,0:47:47.355
[Guitar phrase]

0:47:47.355,0:47:53.275
I let out a primal scream[br]all the neighbors heard.

0:47:53.275,0:47:58.954
I woke them up from their dreams[br]while their children stirred.

0:47:58.954,0:48:04.554
I released a primal scream[br]ripped out from my core.

0:48:04.554,0:48:10.779
All the slaughter I have seen[br]I couldn't hold it any more.

0:48:10.779,0:48:13.418
[Guitar flourish]

0:48:13.418,0:48:17.611
[Guitar phrase]

0:48:17.611,0:48:20.747
Christopher Lopez.[br]All the way from Greenfield California.

0:48:20.747,0:48:33.350
[Applause]

0:49:00.330,0:49:03.467
Who can shave an egg?

0:49:04.667,0:49:07.130
[Irish accent][br]You were born into a raw deal.

0:49:07.130,0:49:11.375
It's not the detail.[br]Two decades' worth of therapy.

0:49:11.375,0:49:16.778
Chalk it up to life on earth.[br]Everybody pays.

0:49:16.778,0:49:21.530
We're responsible for investing[br]our lives with meaning.

0:49:21.530,0:49:28.405
You make vengeance your god,[br]saieth you, you who are.

0:49:29.995,0:49:33.564
You can't hide an eel in a sack.

0:49:33.564,0:49:39.530
The man deserves what he got, huh?[br]He was fat. Jabba the Hut rotund.

0:49:39.530,0:49:43.178
He lied in court.[br]He suborned perjury.

0:49:43.178,0:49:47.644
Then got a restrainin' order.[br]They took away your gun.

0:49:47.644,0:49:53.261
Well, ya had some new songs.[br]Ya found a studio in the Yellow Pages.

0:49:53.261,0:49:56.747
This was when digital was[br]replacing analog.

0:49:56.747,0:50:02.842
He lied to you, that his[br]Roland 680 was state of the art.

0:50:02.842,0:50:06.907
You later learned it was[br]only fit for home demos.

0:50:06.907,0:50:10.746
He set up the studio[br]in his home rec room.

0:50:10.746,0:50:13.963
He said he'd back up[br]each day's work.

0:50:13.963,0:50:18.510
After three months[br]in the fat man's studio,

0:50:18.510,0:50:22.722
he erased an instrumental track.[br]He made a big show of

0:50:22.722,0:50:25.627
punchin' buttons,[br]and he swiveled around,

0:50:25.627,0:50:29.194
and said he couldn't[br]find it in his backup files.

0:50:29.194,0:50:32.202
There were no backup files.

0:50:32.202,0:50:37.530
You decided to mix everything[br]as fast as possible, then get out

0:50:37.530,0:50:42.127
if other bits turned up missing.[br]You extracted what you could,

0:50:42.127,0:50:45.081
and sent the fat man[br]a [?]

0:50:46.731,0:50:50.586
Prompted by his attorney,[br]he asked the Judge,

0:50:50.586,0:50:56.443
"Why, if he was so incompetent,[br]you spent 3 months in his studio?"

0:50:56.443,0:50:59.278
Well, you replied[br]that you recorded all the material

0:50:59.278,0:51:02.016
before you mixed it.[br]And so you didn't learn

0:51:02.016,0:51:04.532
about the fraud [br]until much later.

0:51:04.532,0:51:07.678
The fat man brought in[br]a psychiatrist.

0:51:07.678,0:51:10.267
[German accent][br]Who analyzed your lyrics.

0:51:10.267,0:51:13.328
And testified that "someone[br]as sick as you should never

0:51:13.328,0:51:16.432
have been allowed[br]into the fat man's home."

0:51:17.802,0:51:21.130
[Irish accent] You printed up[br]2 dozen flyers,

0:51:21.130,0:51:24.634
advertising the fat man's address[br]as a recording studio

0:51:24.634,0:51:28.394
with an absurdly low hourly rate.

0:51:28.394,0:51:34.139
Wearin' surgical gloves, ya papered[br]the black sections of Seaside.

0:51:34.139,0:51:39.286
Next ya heard, a crackhead shot him[br]in a home invasion.

0:51:41.426,0:51:44.446
It is hard for an empty bag[br]to sit upright.

0:51:44.446,0:51:47.786
She...was...an actress.

0:51:47.786,0:51:51.756
A refugee from Hollywood's [br]enervatin' rituals.

0:51:51.756,0:51:54.144
Workin' in a nearby record shop.

0:51:55.394,0:52:01.678
By now, CDs were on their way out,[br]and only connoisseurs purchased vinyl.

0:52:01.678,0:52:06.426
Some afternoons, you had her[br]all to yourself.

0:52:06.426,0:52:09.258
When she mentioned her husband[br]in passing,

0:52:09.258,0:52:12.062
you remarked that she wore no ring.

0:52:12.062,0:52:16.702
"That's because I might be cast[br]as an unmarried woman," she said.

0:52:16.702,0:52:20.000
"I can't even risk an indentation[br]on my finger."

0:52:20.000,0:52:23.784
Oh-ho! The sacrifices we make for art.

0:52:25.114,0:52:29.002
You reason that such a blemish[br]would not be visible at all on stage.

0:52:29.002,0:52:33.578
You concluded that, consciously or not,[br]the real blemish on her life

0:52:33.578,0:52:35.786
was her marriage.

0:52:36.236,0:52:40.010
Now, actresses are always ready[br]to talk about themselves.

0:52:40.010,0:52:43.573
It was therefore easy to learn[br]that her husband was

0:52:43.573,0:52:50.534
4 years younger than she, and[br]somethin' of a psychological basket case.

0:52:51.834,0:52:58.281
Takin' a break from his video games,[br]Chubby Hubby wandered in one foggy day,

0:52:58.281,0:53:02.847
sayin' he needed her email password.

0:53:02.847,0:53:06.571
Pullin' him by his elbow[br]into the British Invasion aisle,

0:53:06.571,0:53:08.842
she told him no.

0:53:08.842,0:53:14.338
Though you tried invisibility,[br]Chubby Hubby judged you

0:53:14.338,0:53:18.013
to have witnessed his[br]emasculation.

0:53:18.013,0:53:23.851
Glarin' at ya from below the brim[br]of his skull and bones festooned cap,

0:53:23.851,0:53:30.090
the would-be cuckold said, sotto-voce,[br]"So. Who's the music lover?"

0:53:30.090,0:53:33.498
"Call me Seattle Grant," you said,[br]extending your hand

0:53:33.498,0:53:38.729
as he lumbered past ya[br]into misty Pacific Grove.

0:53:38.729,0:53:41.370
[?] wife, busying herself,

0:53:41.370,0:53:45.466
with Jerry and the Pacemakers'[br]Greatest Hits.

0:53:47.176,0:53:50.582
To cut down an oak,[br]and set up a strawberry.

0:53:51.402,0:53:57.262
With her permission, you use them[br]as a model, as would a painter.

0:53:58.522,0:54:01.387
Except you spent no time together.

0:54:01.387,0:54:06.314
You enrolled her as a concubine[br]in your imaginary harem.

0:54:06.314,0:54:09.980
You were a kind and generous Sultan.

0:54:09.980,0:54:14.555
On your wedding night,[br]you excused her lack of virginity,

0:54:14.555,0:54:19.690
having suffered years of[br]phallic intrusion by Chubby Hubby.

0:54:19.690,0:54:23.019
She wept.[br]You consoled her

0:54:23.019,0:54:28.874
by composing the first of dozens of[br]adorational ballads to your muse.

0:54:30.144,0:54:34.346
As time passed,[br]you'd enter the used record store, and

0:54:34.346,0:54:41.002
covertly examine her face, her neck,[br]and her arms, for bruises

0:54:41.002,0:54:45.785
or lacerations left by your[br]un[?] surrogate.

0:54:45.785,0:54:51.776
She always passed inspection,[br]but you were certain he abused her.

0:54:52.746,0:54:56.911
As your fantasy wife, she accompanied you[br]to Majorca,

0:54:56.911,0:54:59.658
and other Mediterranean destinations.

0:54:59.658,0:55:06.220
Ooh, there was a menage a trois in Ibiza.[br]An orgy in Algiers.

0:55:06.220,0:55:13.289
She confessed that her pre-coital[br]fantasies of Arab men were not being met.

0:55:13.289,0:55:15.930
Ya Googled her,

0:55:15.930,0:55:19.962
and accumulated an[br]incremental biography.

0:55:19.962,0:55:23.450
B. A. in Theater, some knockabout[br]years in Hollywood,

0:55:23.450,0:55:28.166
before she followed a [br]National Guardsman to Ford Ord.

0:55:29.126,0:55:32.713
Nuptials were soon ruptured[br]by shock and awe.

0:55:32.713,0:55:36.644
The war, not the wedding night.

0:55:38.824,0:55:45.146
Chubby Hubby forged a discharge,[br]and they settled in Pacific Grove.

0:55:45.146,0:55:49.002
She supported her 'acting habit' [br]at the record store,

0:55:49.002,0:55:52.849
while Chubby Hubby[br]"looked for a job."

0:55:53.659,0:55:57.783
You confess.[br]You smell the discord.

0:55:58.743,0:56:02.778
"I'm plottin' to liberate her[br]from the slacker."

0:56:02.778,0:56:07.787
You casually handed her[br]recordings of your latest songs.

0:56:07.787,0:56:13.786
Sighting the odd article on adultery,[br]you don the surgical gloves,

0:56:13.786,0:56:17.135
clip it out, and mail it anonymously[br]to her.

0:56:17.135,0:56:21.194
You concur.[br]You inquire after his well-being,

0:56:21.194,0:56:26.490
as she stuffed used CDs in a bag,[br]and received your cash.

0:56:26.490,0:56:32.538
One day, you grazed her palm with[br]your guitarists' lengthy fingernails.

0:56:32.538,0:56:35.627
She pretended not to notice.

0:56:38.797,0:56:42.473
Undone, as a man would[br]undo an oyster.

0:56:42.953,0:56:47.404
She was the product of [br]Manifest Destiny and genocide.

0:56:47.404,0:56:49.866
The rape of the New World[br]by the Old.

0:56:49.866,0:56:53.530
Immune to the fallacy[br]of white liberal guilt,

0:56:53.530,0:56:57.177
you prized her hybrid charms.

0:56:57.177,0:57:00.442
The shiny, raven, [br]Native American hair

0:57:00.442,0:57:05.675
curled by old English blood[br]into a frizzy electric storm.

0:57:05.675,0:57:08.074
Her alien almond eyes.

0:57:08.074,0:57:13.291
The cafe-au-lait skin,[br]smooth as porcelain.

0:57:13.291,0:57:20.585
Local theater stretched her thespian[br]talent in all the wrong ways.

0:57:20.585,0:57:25.513
Each company trumpeted[br]its speakin' of truth to power

0:57:25.513,0:57:29.113
all of 'em bleatin' to the[br]leftist choir.

0:57:29.113,0:57:32.506
Cuttin' edge exposes[br]of Joe McCarthy.

0:57:32.506,0:57:34.842
50 years too late.

0:57:34.842,0:57:38.297
Investigations of[br]racism and homophobia

0:57:38.297,0:57:41.242
as though penned by the[br]Soviet Central Committee

0:57:41.242,0:57:46.009
for Cultural Enlightenment,[br]circa 1968.

0:57:46.009,0:57:51.113
You venture to a staged reading[br]of a George Bernard Shaw trifle,

0:57:51.113,0:57:57.689
a two-hander exposin' early 20th[br]century British attitudes toward

0:57:57.689,0:58:02.649
matrimony, which the program[br]promised would

0:58:02.649,0:58:05.465
"Blow the roof off the [br]patriarchy."

0:58:05.465,0:58:09.065
Fearful you'll emit [br]a tell-tale snore,

0:58:09.065,0:58:11.838
you dozed off anyway.

0:58:13.098,0:58:17.401
You waited in the empty lobby,[br]its walls festooned with

0:58:17.401,0:58:21.854
curlin' photos of[br]Robinson Jeffers and friends.

0:58:22.434,0:58:25.209
Chubby Hubby was absent.

0:58:25.209,0:58:30.025
She strolled from the dressin' room,[br]thanked ya for comin',

0:58:30.025,0:58:33.681
and then, she embraced you.

0:58:34.441,0:58:39.657
Months later, just to kick yourself[br]for having stiffened,

0:58:39.657,0:58:44.019
no, not the adolescent[br]kind of stiffened.

0:58:44.019,0:58:50.086
You tensed, panicked, you lacked[br]the necessary languor. Blew it.

0:58:50.086,0:58:53.325
You -- you tried deciphering [br]her intent.

0:58:53.325,0:58:56.846
But the green silk sleeves[br]enveloped ya.

0:58:56.846,0:59:00.441
Was this a 'theater people' greeting?

0:59:00.441,0:59:04.521
A drownin' woman[br]graspin' for a life saver?

0:59:04.521,0:59:11.183
A friendly hug? A sign?[br]An...invitation?

0:59:11.183,0:59:15.033
Blushin', you withdrew, [br]prayin' she wouldn't ask you

0:59:15.033,0:59:16.730
your opinion of the piece.

0:59:16.730,0:59:18.905
She asked.

0:59:18.905,0:59:22.865
You abated.[br]"You do a great English accent!"

0:59:24.475,0:59:29.867
As you walked her to her Ferrari-red[br]Toyota sedan with the Oregon plates,

0:59:29.867,0:59:35.241
eyes downward,[br]you spied her sandaled feet.

0:59:35.241,0:59:40.873
While most are bestial, calloused,[br]or grotesquely malformed,

0:59:40.873,0:59:44.734
hers were something Seraphic.

0:59:44.734,0:59:49.434
Her toes were neither[br]prehensile nor stubby.

0:59:49.434,0:59:53.657
The neatly trimmed nails[br]boasted no lurid lacquer.

0:59:53.657,0:59:58.985
It was as though a cherub had fallen [br]from a Michelangelo ceilin'

0:59:58.985,1:00:05.029
and was stridin' across the shade[br]dappled gravel, with you.

1:00:06.239,1:00:10.442
Thirty seconds to her car,[br]half a minute.

1:00:10.442,1:00:14.042
Twenty eternities.

1:00:14.042,1:00:16.619
But your breath caught in your throat.

1:00:16.619,1:00:20.298
As she slid the key into the [br]vaginal door slot,

1:00:20.298,1:00:23.551
...SLOT...

1:00:23.551,1:00:25.974
she tilted her head.

1:00:25.974,1:00:31.913
Tightened the corner of her mouth[br]in a way that hinted at a worldly cunning.

1:00:31.913,1:00:36.407
A human touch she'd never permitted [br]herself, while on duty at the store.

1:00:37.997,1:00:40.934
You ask an elm tree for pears.

1:00:42.324,1:00:46.653
Always careful to inquire about[br]the Chubby Hubby,

1:00:46.653,1:00:51.200
you were shocked, one morning,[br]to hear he moved back

1:00:51.200,1:00:56.547
to his parents' Las Vegas home,[br]after she served him with divorce papers.

1:00:57.257,1:01:03.801
Had we not been alone,[br]you doubt her Titanic ventilatin'

1:01:03.801,1:01:07.090
would've been any the less ferocious.

1:01:07.090,1:01:10.121
Among the highlights? Ooh.

1:01:10.121,1:01:13.801
"I sneaked pulverized sleeping pills[br]into his food,

1:01:13.801,1:01:17.386
and he'd still force himself[br]on me at night."

1:01:17.386,1:01:22.361
"He confessed to Photoshopping[br]my head on porno women,

1:01:22.361,1:01:25.052
and sending them out to his friends."

1:01:25.052,1:01:28.665
"He said I had cottage cheese thighs."

1:01:28.665,1:01:32.524
"He wanted to watch me[br]make love to another man."

1:01:32.524,1:01:37.215
Hm! I confess,[br]my eyebrows arched.

1:01:38.655,1:01:41.832
"He admitted to mailing himself,[br]anonymously,

1:01:41.832,1:01:45.113
articles about adultery[br]from women's magazines."

1:01:45.113,1:01:48.952
"I admit, I'd been hoping he'd commit[br]some heinous deed so I could

1:01:48.952,1:01:53.399
divorce him, but this drunken dumpling[br]made me wanna kill him!"

1:01:54.269,1:01:58.040
He finished with:[br]"Every day, I contemplate suicide.

1:01:58.040,1:02:01.758
If you knew why,[br]you'd want me dead too."

1:02:02.208,1:02:07.360
He finished with the most insightful[br]thing anyone's ever said to me.

1:02:07.360,1:02:13.074
"You want God in your life, but you [br]don't wanna admit your sister's right."

1:02:13.074,1:02:18.425
Through it all, with the exception of the[br]voyeurism-cum-cuckold confession,

1:02:18.425,1:02:22.681
you maintained your disinterested [br]demeanor.

1:02:22.681,1:02:27.177
We are told women do not seek advice,[br]only an open set of ears.

1:02:27.177,1:02:33.143
But information is power, [br]and you felt omnipotent.

1:02:34.473,1:02:37.949
You shall ride an inch [br]behind the tail.

1:02:38.409,1:02:40.572
Divorce affects women[br]in different ways.

1:02:40.572,1:02:44.458
Over the ensuing weeks, as she[br]settled into a rented house

1:02:44.458,1:02:48.829
with girlfriends, you saw her[br]grow more...interestin'?

1:02:49.439,1:02:53.257
Her hair, once pulled into a[br]scalp-stretching bun,

1:02:53.257,1:02:59.065
fell free and frizzy. Granny glasses[br]replaced with contact lenses.

1:02:59.065,1:03:05.801
The, uh, matrimonial buttocks shrank,[br]tho she remained a tad heavy in the thigh.

1:03:05.801,1:03:10.217
You imagined her entering a lesbian phase.

1:03:10.217,1:03:15.914
What better way to repudiate [br]the demeanin' world of testosterone?

1:03:15.914,1:03:20.313
Than to anchor a while in the safe,[br]Sapphic harbor?

1:03:20.313,1:03:26.617
But, with her pillow talk,[br]comparin' male outrages,

1:03:26.617,1:03:29.833
an investigator turns outward again.

1:03:29.833,1:03:33.955
Seeking a man.[br]This man.

1:03:33.955,1:03:40.856
The day she sold you the hard to find[br]"David Bowie BBC Radio Theater London,

1:03:40.856,1:03:43.864
June 17th 2000," oh-ho!

1:03:43.864,1:03:49.193
And, you noted the contact lenses[br]and the come-hither eyeliner.

1:03:49.193,1:03:52.762
Was the day you slapped a[br]Global Positioning Device

1:03:52.762,1:03:55.807
in her Toyota's chassis.

1:03:56.217,1:04:03.006
You confessed a rapist's shiver[br]as you violated her car's backside.

1:04:04.316,1:04:07.882
My Bastilion has been struck[br]by lightning.

1:04:08.622,1:04:14.392
One Sunday mornin', you detect[br]her Toyota headin' east

1:04:14.392,1:04:17.049
on Carmel Valley Road.

1:04:17.049,1:04:20.680
Though Sundays are usually reserved[br]for leadin' your grandson's

1:04:20.680,1:04:23.865
Sunday School class, ya beg off,

1:04:23.865,1:04:28.329
and end up in a trailhead[br]above the Arroyo Seco River.

1:04:28.329,1:04:33.354
Ya park your blue Jeep[br]alongside the Ferrari-red sedan,

1:04:33.354,1:04:39.337
grab your military binoculars,[br]and like Daniel Day-Lewis' Hawkeye,

1:04:39.337,1:04:46.617
ya follow a gaggle of Nike footprints[br]into the Vantana wilderness.

1:04:46.617,1:04:51.881
Your prints are fresh in the settled dust,[br]and appear to belong to 4 females.

1:04:51.881,1:04:57.368
You press onward, pausin' when [br]two birdwatchers, sightin'

1:04:57.368,1:05:02.282
your binoculars danglin' by their cord[br]around your neck, arrest our progress

1:05:02.282,1:05:06.872
bleatin' about a red-winged blackbird[br]they saw around the next bend.

1:05:06.872,1:05:13.272
You up the ante, with a bogus report[br]of a ginormous condor

1:05:13.272,1:05:16.153
perched in a skeletal tree.

1:05:16.153,1:05:21.656
They hurry on, and you advance[br]toward your destiny.

1:05:22.536,1:05:26.858
Hearin' rushin' water in the distance,[br]you attune your hearin'

1:05:26.858,1:05:33.316
to the frequency used by giddy girls,[br]as they frolic in emerald pools.

1:05:35.496,1:05:41.544
Ya leave the trail, and clamber upward,[br]through the still, dewy chaparral.

1:05:41.544,1:05:48.888
The sweet ambiance of a bay laurel grove[br]camouflages ya, as you emerge

1:05:48.888,1:05:51.096
over the north-facin' ridge.

1:05:51.096,1:05:55.517
There! There...they...are!

1:05:55.517,1:05:58.382
Four sirens.

1:05:58.382,1:06:02.056
Divin' and twistin' like[br]otters in Eden.

1:06:02.056,1:06:05.464
River maidens[br]out of Wagner.

1:06:05.464,1:06:08.648
One of 'em, [br]not your long-sought goddess,

1:06:08.648,1:06:11.192
brazenly topless.

1:06:11.192,1:06:15.912
She's darin' the others[br]beyond the au naturel frontier.

1:06:15.912,1:06:22.278
First, one. Then, another.[br]Then...another.

1:06:22.278,1:06:26.216
Bare their 30-somethin' breasts.

1:06:26.216,1:06:30.190
With you seekin' the lone holdout.

1:06:30.190,1:06:35.464
You withdraw the befogged lenses[br]from your perspirin' face,

1:06:35.464,1:06:40.301
and whisper a prayer[br]to the Lord of the Underworld.

1:06:42.811,1:06:46.103
Prayer answered.

1:06:47.373,1:06:49.455
She relents.

1:06:49.455,1:06:55.064
You visually caress[br]the ivory white, pink-tipped buds.

1:06:55.064,1:06:58.510
And decide --[br]Is it really a decision,

1:06:58.510,1:07:02.312
or some genetically-determined urge?

1:07:02.312,1:07:07.833
Well, at any rate, you crawl on your belly[br]from boulder to boulder,

1:07:07.833,1:07:11.945
glancin' water-ward when you can.

1:07:11.945,1:07:18.907
Now, the naughty group leader[br]has shed her bikini bottom.

1:07:18.907,1:07:25.372
Up ahead, you spy a perfect perch,[br]not 50 yards as the condor flies,

1:07:25.372,1:07:27.224
above the pool.

1:07:27.224,1:07:33.354
Slitherin' through the [?],[br]you reach over, down a branch,

1:07:33.354,1:07:36.472
and feel a sting in your wrist,

1:07:36.472,1:07:42.872
just as the tell-tale rattle[br]spits its warning.

1:07:43.592,1:07:49.836
Your right arm goes numb, as my venom[br]speeds toward your dark heart.

1:07:50.456,1:07:54.200
You wanna cry out to the now[br]nude quartet, but

1:07:54.200,1:07:59.032
the split-second of shame[br]earns your silence.

1:07:59.032,1:08:03.026
The sky spins.[br]As it goes black,

1:08:03.026,1:08:08.652
you feel the earth split open,[br]as you tumble downward.

1:08:12.222,1:08:14.680
Enjoy your stay.

1:08:14.680,1:08:21.468
We've, uh, supplied a never-ending[br]soundtrack.

1:08:23.288,1:08:29.831
[Pensive piano.]

1:08:29.831,1:08:37.213
[Sings] Let me look at you,[br]before the lines appear.

1:08:37.213,1:08:44.648
Let me look at you,[br]in the slanting light.

1:08:44.648,1:08:53.592
Let me look at you,[br]as day slides into night.

1:08:53.592,1:08:57.976
Into night.

1:08:57.976,1:09:02.984
I just want to look at you.[br]Oh, please.

1:09:02.984,1:09:09.583
Let me look at you.[br]See what my eyes discover

1:09:09.583,1:09:13.751
'til you go back to your lover.

1:09:13.751,1:09:17.832
[Violins]

1:09:17.832,1:09:20.645
Let me look at you.

1:09:20.645,1:09:22.815
[Violin, piano]

1:09:22.815,1:09:26.691
Let me look at you[br]while the hours disappear.

1:09:26.691,1:09:29.381
[Violin]

1:09:29.381,1:09:34.189
Let me look at you[br]in another man's home.

1:09:34.189,1:09:37.109
[Violin]

1:09:37.109,1:09:41.493
Let me look at you[br]until it's time to go.

1:09:41.493,1:09:44.233
[Piano]

1:09:44.233,1:09:47.204
Until it's time to go.

1:09:47.204,1:09:49.974
[Minimal piano; violin]

1:09:49.974,1:09:54.711
I just want to look at you.[br]Oh, please.

1:09:54.711,1:10:01.800
Let me look at you.[br]See what my eyes discover

1:10:01.800,1:10:05.565
'til you go back to your lover.

1:10:05.565,1:10:09.592
[Violin, piano]

1:10:09.592,1:10:12.536
Let me look at you.

1:10:12.536,1:10:14.516
[Minimal music]

1:10:14.516,1:10:20.345
Though I know you do not want me[br]any more,

1:10:20.345,1:10:22.355
[Violin]

1:10:22.355,1:10:26.980
when I look at you, my spirit soars.

1:10:26.980,1:10:28.860
[Violin, minimal piano]

1:10:28.860,1:10:33.446
Let me look at you,[br]and thrill me to the core.

1:10:33.451,1:10:35.581
[Soft music]

1:10:35.581,1:10:41.165
Let me look at you,[br]and see your hard stuff.

1:10:41.165,1:10:43.605
[Music]

1:10:43.605,1:10:49.366
Let me look at you[br]until I get enough.

1:10:49.366,1:10:51.686
[Violins]

1:10:51.686,1:10:54.710
Until I get enough.

1:10:54.710,1:10:56.860
[Violin]

1:10:56.860,1:11:04.903
I will worship your beautiful[br]suntanned feet

1:11:04.903,1:11:10.602
cradled by your summer leather sandals.

1:11:10.602,1:11:12.192
[Piano, soft violin]

1:11:12.192,1:11:16.642
Let me look into your alien almond eyes.

1:11:16.642,1:11:18.812
[Music]

1:11:18.812,1:11:23.746
Let me look at you by this glowing candle.

1:11:23.746,1:11:25.776
[Soft violins]

1:11:25.776,1:11:31.131
Let me look at you like a seagoing vandal.

1:11:31.131,1:11:33.751
[Violin]

1:11:33.751,1:11:37.017
To hell with scandal.

1:11:37.017,1:11:39.367
[Violins]

1:11:39.367,1:11:46.552
I just want to look at you.[br]Oh please, let me look at you.

1:11:46.552,1:11:55.455
See what my eyes discover,[br]'til you go back to your lover.

1:11:55.455,1:11:58.535
[Violin, piano]

1:11:58.535,1:12:09.207
Let me look at you.[br]Let me look at you.

1:12:09.207,1:12:14.888
Oh-ohhh-ohhhhh.

1:12:14.888,1:12:30.769
[Sad violin]

1:12:30.769,1:12:35.383
[Applause]

1:12:35.383,1:12:37.854
Thanks for coming.[br]Let's meet our cast.

1:12:37.854,1:12:39.072
[Applause]

1:12:39.072,1:12:40.812
Ron Genauer as[br]the woebegone umpire.

1:12:40.812,1:12:43.902
[Applause]

1:12:43.902,1:12:45.532
The sheep and wolf[br]from "Hunger."

1:12:45.532,1:12:48.922
Mindy Whitfield.[br]Jason Roeder.

1:12:48.922,1:12:50.592
[Applause]

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"The Accuser."[br]Jeffrey Heyer.

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[Applause]

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And all the way from Greenfield[br]California, Christopher Lopez.

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[Applause]

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[Audience chatter]

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Fabulous cast. Wow.

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[Audience chatter]

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"Fabulous cast. Wow."

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[Acoustic guitar]

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You crawled across[br]dried thorns,

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and chewed cut glass.

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[Guitar]

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Please,[br]come through my door

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[Guitar]

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lay down on the grass.

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[Guitar]

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I don't care[br]where you've been

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[Guitar]

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in the dark side of town.

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[Guitar]

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Your history[br]might be shameful.

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[Guitar]

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I will always let you in.

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[Guitar]

1:14:15.775,1:14:19.055
I will never let you down.

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[Guitar]

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I'm entertaining angels.

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[Guitar]

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Now you're down on your luck,

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[Guitar]

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your spirits broke.

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[Guitar]

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I see your beggar's cup[br]filled with busted hope.

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[Guitar]

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Let this new day begin

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[Guitar]

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before the sun goes down.

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[Guitar]

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I'll know I served an angel.

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[Guitar]

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I will always let you in.

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[Guitar]

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I will never let you down.

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[Guitar]

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I'm entertaining angels.

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[Guitar]

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Hello stranger, [br]drop your things.

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[Guitar]

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Come on in.

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[Guitar]

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There's no danger.

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[Guitar]

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I see the wings[br]beneath your skin.

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[Guitar]

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I am no holy man.

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[Guitar]

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just a human

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[Guitar]

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who must obey the plan

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[Guitar]

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for a communion.

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[Guitar]

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It's a mortal sin

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[Guitar]

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if I would renounce a man

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[Guitar]

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whose life is painful.

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[Guitar]

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I will always let you in.

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[Guitar]

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I will never let you down.

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[Guitar]

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[Guitar chord]

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I'm entertaining angels.

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[Guitar flourish, chord, fade.]

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Does anyone here watch[br]"Game of Thrones?"

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You do?[br]OK.

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I wish you guys could just [br]donate that to that sculpture garden.

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You watch "Game of Thrones?"[br]- Uh, some of it.

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I was gonna make a speech.[br]- OK.

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Hold on. I'll wait until he has the axe.

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In the name of King Aeres of [br]the House Targaryen,

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second of his name, Lord of the[br]Seven Kingdoms and Protector

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of the Realm,[br]we sentence this rock to die.

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Watch out if this comes flying off.

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Yahhhhh![br][Papier mache crunching]

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I'll do the first two.

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Yahhhhh!

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[Thudding]

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Who wants it next?[br]Excalibur!

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[Laughter]

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Liberating the spirit within.

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[Thuds]

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Ohhhh.

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[Laughter]

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The boulder wins!

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Cody Moore built a magnificent[br]piece of art.

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Sir Jason of Roederiana.

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[Thumping]

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We know how to make rocks.

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There's a body inside!

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The Post Weekly, he used.

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[Thumps]

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Haha!

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[Thumping][br]- There you go.

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You carry this around with you,[br]all the time?

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ALL the time.

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This stuff will fix[br]so many things.

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It's easy to carry.[br]Doesn't spoil.

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[Axe thudding]

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Hey. We need a cleanup hitter[br]on my baseball team.

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[Scattered laughter]

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- There ya go.[br]- Ooh.

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[Axe thumping]

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Anybody else want in?

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[Laughter]

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[Thuds continue]

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[Laughter]

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- I can't do that much damage.

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- Reinaldo?

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- Run, run, Jason.

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- It was your show.[br]You get the last word.

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[Sharp thuds]

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This is to all the critics.

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[Laughter][br][Thumping]