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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Audience chattering.]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good afternoon!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am Reinaldo Garcia.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you are the audience.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter, applause.]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay! Um, \Nturn off all cel phones, please.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, we're in a residential\Nneighborhood,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so, no drag racing down the streets\Nof quiet Carmel, when we leave.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The show is about an hour and \N10 minutes long.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is some harsh language\Nin the piece, okay?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll be taking confessionals\Nin my booth over here,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,after the plays are over,\N
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Audience chuckles]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if anybody wants\Nto unburden their hearts, okay?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, welcome to "Dream Butchers."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Applause.]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PLACE HOLDER
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Acoustic guitars]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Sings] You crawled across dry thorns
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and chewed cut glass.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please come through my door,\Nlay down on the grass.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Guitar phrase]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't care where you've been,\Nin the dark side of town.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your history might be shameful.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will always let you in,\NI will never let you down.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Guitar chords]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm entertaining angels.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Acoustic guitars]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now you're down on your luck,\Nyour spirits broke.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I see your beggar's cup\Nfilled with busted hope.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let this new day begin,\Nbefore the sun goes down.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll know I served an angel.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will always let you in,\NI will never let you down.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm entertaining angels.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Guitar flourish.]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, stranger. Drop your things.\NCome on in.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no danger.\NI see the wings beneath your skin.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am no holy man.\NJust a human
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who must obey the plan\Nfor a communion.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a mortal sin\Nif I would renounce a man
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whose life is painful.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will always let you in,\NI will never let you down.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because I'm entertaining you angels.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Guitar flourish.]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[End chord holds.]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Applause.]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Spoken] I played baseball\Nin 2 different baseball leagues around town.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I also umpire, uh, baseball.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And our opening piece,\N"Low and Inside,"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is about a local man
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,uh, whose career,\Nwhose professional career was destroyed.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But there is a romance to baseball.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I wrote this song up in the \NSan Jose Giants stadium.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, I recommend going to \NMinor League baseball.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You get right up next to the players.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They are the future stars of the game.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's really exhilarating to me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, I wrote this song,\Nas the players were warming up.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's called \N"The Church of Baseball."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Cheerful acoustic guitars]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The ground crew rakes the infield,\Nthey line the batter's box with lime.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then they spray the baselines,\Ndust it down 'til players take the field.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The church of baseball.\NWarm in summer air.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The church of baseball.\NIt's all prepared.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now the players stretch and run.\NBoys of summer filled with dreams.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The fan girls scream.\NThe local boy warms up in the sun.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The church of baseball.\NBlesses all the minor leagues.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The church of baseball.\NIt'll last for centuries.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Local talent sings the anthem.\NOut of tune loudspeakers squeal.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now the home team takes the field.\NBonus babies, tall and handsome.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The church of baseball.\NIt's a sacred space.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The church of baseball.\NSteal a base.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For Willie, and Maury,\NEven Ricky Henderson too.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The church of baseball,\NIt welcomes you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Guitar flourish.]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Low and Inside."\N[Applause.]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Announcer] I get it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Baseball is a historical game.\NI like to compare different things,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,compare different eras.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But how in the world, John Ruck,\Ncan you compare a guy
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,getting all these hits in Japan,\Nand then add it up with the Majors,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then say he truly hit\Ncame from a paper on point. You can't.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The people should know.\NWhat he has done is incredible.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To say he has passed Pete Rose,\Nas all time hit leader, we can't do that.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Announcer voices continue.]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey Neal.\N[Drunkenly mumbles.]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh. Hm. Uh. \N[Laughs.]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gimme a 7 & 7.\NAnd go easy on the 7-Up.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Would you turn down the --\Nturn the TV off?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I gotta give a reason?\NI been comin' here for 5, 6 years?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because! I don't wanna\Nsee, hear, or read about baseball.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[?]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And another, por favor.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No tab tonight.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm leavin' no debts.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You remember Jason?\NBig, body builder type?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah! With the rash down his neck.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know any hit men?\NAhh, just kidding.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think. You remember Roosevelt?\NFat guy, with a face like a badger?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He went over big time.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,R - R - Rosie?\NNeal. You live upstairs.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's nobody here.\NCan I stay a while?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gracias, mi amigo.\N
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahhh. [Exhales.]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know me.\NI'm a friendly guy, right?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So does professional baseball.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was in Marietta, Georgia.\NPre-season sessions.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Director of officials tells me\NI've been elevated to crew chief.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Working beside of me,\Ntwo guys with me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jason Olivetti, and \NRoosevelt Truman.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Jason Olivetti!" I said.\N"Oh no. No, no."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I heard he's a piece of work."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Rico!" he says.\N"You're the kind of
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,natural-born leader\Nwho can get along with anybody."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Mentor the kid."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Them's my marching orders.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Two years away from the\NMajors, a lifelong dream. Hmm.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Through Berman, Chatanooga, Jackson,\NPensacola, Knoxville, Montgomery.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mobile, Cogsville. Athletes!\NDripping testosterone and doubt.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Adonises driven by a dream.\NAnd, there I am. Deep within it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Benevolent, dispensing justice.\NWitnessing brilliance.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,John Smokes. Matt Holliday.\NJuan Fiera. Ah! Ahh.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A cavalcade of future stars.\NPassing through my station
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on their way to immortality.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The baseball field is a timeless Eden.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, into my crew chief's ear\Nslithered Jason Olivetti.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dwelling in a body stocking of a rash.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know it even discolored his weiner?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes! I looked. \NAhhhh.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't be naive, Neal.\NEverybody looks.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahhh. Ehhhh. [Laughs.]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahh. [Exhales.]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know....\NI...I...I....
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Taking charge of a ball field\Nwas just -- almost second nature for me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was a catcher in college.\NField General. I ran the pitchers.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Directed the fielders. Worked the arms.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And when I wasn't drafted,\NI went to umpire school.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vero Beach, Florida.\NDodger Town. Heh-heh.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahh. Sailed right through.\NThrough rookies. Single ed.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By my 3rd year, I was already crew chief.\NTwo guys under me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In a [?] applied by the Majors.\NFirst class hotels all through the South.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ha-ha! The future World Series ump!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell me...tell me.\NHow does a guy who gets along
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with everybody, grow to hate a man?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who the mere sight of\Nprovokes nausea and vomiting? Eh?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jason was a -- a strapping farm boy\Nwho was seduced by big city ambition.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Prostitutes. Marijuana. Hm?\NAh! I'll show you what I mean.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We checked into a hotel.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,During dinner, Jason is flirting\Nwith the waitress.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Flirting. Ha. How's about this.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hick accent] "That was one fine meal!\NMmm- mmm - mmm!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it lacked some spice.\N
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you come up to my room later,\Nand let me taste your pussy?"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Audience groans.]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[His own voice again]\NThen, they were down at the front desk.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Proclaiming, bitching that his towels\Nwere not white enough.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He would weiner-wag the maid,\Nwhen he came out of the shower.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Couple of times, he came back to his room\Nto find it ransacked.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well deserved, I'd say.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hm? Oh, on the diamond?\NOkay.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jason's behind the ditch, right?\NGuy gets a home run.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As he's circling the bases,\NJason picks up the bat,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and leans on it, like Mister Peanut\Nleaning on his cane.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right on home plate! Hmm?!\NAhh.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, he never smoked it in the van.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was just the idea of driving through\Nthe South, with my protege,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,holding grass -- terrified me!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. Nooo, no. I could never report him.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have no idea what it would do\Nto my reputation.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughs] And his taste in music.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We had -- we had a rule.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The guy behind the wheel\Nchooses the tunes. Hmm?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jason wouldn't be out --\Nwe wouldn't be out of the parking lot,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the hotel parking lot,\Nnot 5 minutes.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jason slides in his\N'Greatest Hits of the '70s' CD.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Afternoon Delight."\N"Summer Breeze."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Da-da-da da-da-da
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Blowin' through the jasmine\Nof my mind."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"One Toke Over the Line."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,From Mobile to Jackson!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jason is the reason I drink\Nthese 7 & 7s.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This official beverage of choice.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I, I enjoyed them, to -- to\Nestablish rapport.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Roosevelt, too.\NDrank in the back seat.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tapping away at his [bleep]ing \NiPhone.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Watching porn.\NAiming the camera at the front seat.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Making what he calls his\N'POV dramalogue.'
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahhh.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. So. So! So.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We are in 'bama now.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Barons pitted against \Ntheir arch-rivals, Huntsville Stars.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Battling for the title.\NTwo games left.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Two games,\Nand Jason is out of my life!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. \NThe Barons, and the Stars.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huge rivals. Mutual hate.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It all comes down to two outs,\Nbottom of the 9th, bases loaded.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Barons down 3.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,22 year old defector Cuban.\N22 year old Cuba defector Oscar Morales
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is a 5'2" phenom.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Already, he has tripled, and stolen home.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, he slides to the plate,\Nwith a hit on the line.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huntsville pitcher launches a fast ball.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Inside and low.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ball one.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The catcher --\Nthe wisecracking, Polack misfit
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anje Prozinski,\Nasks for a clean one.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Gimme a ball you can see."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hm? Of course! I tossed him!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The guy turns on me.\NHuntsville keeper leaps out of the dugout,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,restraining Prozinski with one hand,\Nand screaming for an explanation.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I dunno what the guy said."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"You're not allowed to argue\Nballs and strikes. You know that."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The manager looks at this catcher.\NSays, "you say that?"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Yeah. Hey. If Blue-Hair grew an eye,\Nhe'd be a Cyclops."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huntsville manager nearly breaks his ribs,\Nhe's laughing so hard.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The fans are going ape-shit.\NThe pitcher comes in to the ditch.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jason and Roosevelt run up\Nto restore order. Hmm. Ugghhh.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm coming to it. Gimme a sec.\NWait a minute.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then, the pitcher says,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Hey, Blue. We know you're blind.\NWe've seen your wife."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just a minute here. \NI'm coming to that.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. Now, back to the game.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. So. The pitcher, the new pitcher\Ndelivers a rising fast ball.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Morales fouls it back, knocks off my mask.\NI go down to my knees.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Someone in the Stars dugout yells,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Hey, Blue! Get up off your knees!\NYou're BLOWING the game!"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I go over to the Huntsville dugout.\NI give 'em the 'stink eye.'
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That settles them down.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next pitch, Morales slams\Nway down the right field line.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fouled by inches.\NCounts one and two.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next pitch a slider, outside.\N
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But Morales, already, you know,\Nwhat we call a professional hitter,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fouls off the next five pitches\Nbefore taking a ball
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,millimeters over the plate.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The new catcher goes,\N"Hey Blue!"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I go, "Ah-ah!\NOne peep out of you,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you shower with your friend."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guy goes, "Peep!"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I swallow it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Morales fouls off\Nthe next 3 pitches too.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eh? Good -- good hitter?\NYou better believe it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. So, now...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So now, the Huntsville pitcher\Nhangs a curve.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh-ho-ho-ho!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Morales drools.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He spins on it!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And launches the ball\Nhigh into the Alabama night.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The crowd leaps as one,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as the ball is\NPensacola-bound.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Walk off Grand Slam!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[?] by a run.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hm-hm!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me and my crew,\Nwe have to pass
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Visitors' dugout\Nto exit the field.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The losing pitcher\Ncomes up behind me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Hey! Lucky you don't have\Nan ERA, Blue.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Those runs are yours!"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we have a game\Nthe next day.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No time to shower.\NWe have to go to Jackson.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We pile into the van,\NJason behind the wheel.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Sings] "Sky rockets in flight!\NAfternoon -- "
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jason starts to dig in.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Hey, Rico.\NThat 2 strike call on Morales.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was strike 3."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Jason," I said.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"That ball was so far outside,\Nit had a hat and a coat on.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Could you turn it down a bit?"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I look in the back, \Nat Roosevelt, for some support.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Roosevelt is aiming\Nhis iPhone at us.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Another chapter in his\Non the road documentary.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jason digs in deeper.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Hey, Rico.\NYou -- You Latinos\N
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,look out after each other,\Ndon'tcha?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What, did Morales\Nslip you some pesos?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh? Huh? One gone call\Ntips the championship.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought only horses\Nslept standing up."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Alright, Jason. That's enough."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"You guys," Roosevelt says,\N"been goin' at it for 4 solid months.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Since opening day. Why don't you both\Nsettle it like men?"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Just a minute, here. Just a minute."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey -- gimme another 7 and 7, huh?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway --
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm trying every umpire's trick\Nto NOT listen.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One more game left!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then I notice.\NWe're going in a circle.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I say "Jason, you do have\Nthe directions? Right?"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And he says, Jason says,\N"Uh, I ran out of rolling papers."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Uh, built me a doobie\Nout of the directions."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Up in smoke!"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said, "Jason, go straight.\NAt the lights, turn right.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That will lead you onto \Nhighway 20 on ramp to Atlanta."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Man who doesn't know his way\Naround a strike zone,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,giving me directions?"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Hmmm. Hey! Slip me some pesos,\Nand I'll consider it."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Hey Rico! Next time\Nyou're behind the dish,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bend over. \NCall the game with your good eye."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Roosevelt is breaking up\Nin the back seat.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Four solid months. You two\Nshould form a comedy team."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Ahh, getting caught in a \Nwetback conspiracy, Roosevelt
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is no laughing matter."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Hey, maybe -- maybe Rico\Nwould call a more accurate game,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if home plate were shaped like\Na tortilla."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm staying cool.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Hey Rico! Yo Rico, I'm your daddy.\NHitchhiked to Salinas once,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and [bleeped] your mother,\Nin a lettuce field."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"OK. OK, listen.\NOne more crack,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll wreck your career."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Crack? Your mamacita's\Ntasted like guacamole."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Whoa, you gonna take that,\NRico?"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I just about had enough\Nof you, Rico.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's settle this like men."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jasmine is blowing through\Nour minds.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jason pulls the van over,\Nunder the streetlight.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He rips open the driver's door.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Races around\Nthe back of the van.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I've got blood in my eyes.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He yanks open the passenger door,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and before he could remove his hand,\NI clocked him, with a solid left to the jaw.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jason grabs my arm,\Nand the Oklahoma farm boy
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,slings me out, \Nunder the street light.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We are tussling like wildcats.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The guy has got 100 pounds on me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Roosevelt is filming the whole thing\Non his iPhone.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thirty seconds later...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's over.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We get back in the van,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and pull into Jacksonville,\Njust before dawn.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not a word spoken\Nthe whole way.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A week later,\Nour little altercation
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,shows up on You Tube.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Posted anonymously."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ESPN runs it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jason and I are released.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fired.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Roosevelt's on his way\Nto the Big Show.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What am I gonna do here?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What am I gonna do.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Applause.] 26:01