WEBVTT 00:00:05.488 --> 00:00:06.548 【網路好。】 00:00:06.548 --> 00:00:08.853 猜猜是誰想起了自己他媽的帳號密碼了 00:00:08.853 --> 00:00:10.853 沒錯，我背後有一大片白紙 00:00:10.853 --> 00:00:11.603 {聲響} 00:00:11.603 --> 00:00:12.528 一張難坐的椅子 00:00:12.528 --> 00:00:13.454 和一份流程 00:00:13.454 --> 00:00:14.254 來吧。 00:00:14.254 --> 00:00:17.924 21世紀夢想——當個youtuber 00:00:17.924 --> 00:00:20.121 有錢、有名、 00:00:20.135 --> 00:00:23.716 有群虔誠的追蹤者告訴你你很完美 00:00:23.716 --> 00:00:25.816 做你想做的任何事，在任何你想做的時候 00:00:25.816 --> 00:00:28.736 00:00:28.736 --> 00:00:30.512 00:00:30.512 --> 00:00:32.142 00:00:32.142 --> 00:00:33.438 00:00:33.438 --> 00:00:34.289 00:00:34.289 --> 00:00:35.314 00:00:35.314 --> 00:00:39.138 00:00:39.138 --> 00:00:40.418 00:00:40.418 --> 00:00:41.279 00:00:41.279 --> 00:00:43.272 00:00:43.272 --> 00:00:44.047 00:00:44.047 --> 00:00:45.024 00:00:45.024 --> 00:00:46.734 00:00:46.734 --> 00:00:48.144 00:00:48.144 --> 00:00:49.603 00:00:49.603 --> 00:00:51.564 00:00:51.564 --> 00:00:52.567 00:00:52.567 --> 00:00:54.314 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