WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.786 [applause] 00:00:00.786 --> 00:00:01.449 [laughter] 00:00:01.449 --> 00:00:02.734 Minister: Times, please. 00:00:02.734 --> 00:00:03.823 Shopkeeper: Ah yes, sir, here. 00:00:04.443 --> 00:00:05.439 Minister: Thank you. 00:00:05.439 --> 00:00:06.109 Shopkeeper: Yep. 00:00:06.459 --> 00:00:07.769 [laughter] 00:01:12.187 --> 00:01:13.057 Minister: Good Morning. 00:01:14.177 --> 00:01:15.327 I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, 00:01:15.327 --> 00:01:19.037 but I'm afraid my, uh, my walk has become rather sillier recently, 00:01:19.037 --> 00:01:20.757 and so it takes me a rather long time. 00:01:21.991 --> 00:01:24.351 Now then, um, what was it again? 00:01:24.351 --> 00:01:27.041 Mr. Pudey: Well, sir, I have a, uh silly walk, 00:01:27.041 --> 00:01:30.080 and I'd like to obtain a government grant to help me develop it. 00:01:30.436 --> 00:01:32.507 Gentleman: I see. May I see your silly walk? 00:01:32.507 --> 00:01:34.507 Mr. Pudey: Yes, certainly, yes. (clears throat) 00:01:37.139 --> 00:01:37.929 [laughing] 00:01:54.191 --> 00:01:55.351 Minister: That's it, is it? 00:01:55.351 --> 00:01:56.371 Pudey: Yes, that's it, yes. 00:01:56.371 --> 00:01:59.999 Minister: Mm-hmm. It's not particularly silly, is it? 00:01:59.999 --> 00:02:02.019 I, I mean the right leg isn't silly at all, 00:02:02.035 --> 00:02:05.915 and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step. 00:02:05.919 --> 00:02:08.983 Pudey: Yes. I think that with government backing, I could make it very silly. 00:02:09.473 --> 00:02:12.633 Gentleman: Mr. Pudey, the very real problem is that of money. 00:02:12.633 --> 00:02:18.226 I'm afraid that the Ministry of Silly Walks is no longer getting the kind of support it needs. 00:02:18.226 --> 00:02:22.732 You see, there is Defense, Social Security, Health, Housing, Education, Silly Walks. 00:02:22.732 --> 00:02:25.106 They're all supposed to get the same, 00:02:25.106 --> 00:02:30.056 but last year, the government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks 00:02:30.056 --> 00:02:33.498 than it did on National Defense. 00:02:33.498 --> 00:02:40.098 Now we get $348,000,000 a year which is supposed to be spent on all our available products. 00:02:42.096 --> 00:02:43.176 Have coffee? 00:02:43.436 --> 00:02:44.374 Mr. Prudey: Yes, please. 00:02:44.374 --> 00:02:47.214 Minister: Mrs. Two-lumps, would you bring us in two coffees please? 00:02:47.214 --> 00:02:48.574 Mrs. Two-lumps: Yes, Mr. Teabag. 00:02:50.470 --> 00:02:51.810 Mr. Teabag: Out of her mind. 00:02:52.210 --> 00:02:56.226 Now, the Japanese have a man who can bend his leg back over his head 00:02:56.226 --> 00:02:58.766 and back again with every single step. 00:02:58.766 --> 00:03:01.706 While the Israelis . . . ahhh, here's the coffee. 00:03:01.994 --> 00:03:02.824 [laughter] 00:03:02.824 --> 00:03:03.974 [china clattering] 00:03:07.851 --> 00:03:09.021 Thank you, Velvet. 00:03:14.244 --> 00:03:16.294 You're really interested in silly walks, aren't you? 00:03:16.294 --> 00:03:17.354 Purdey: Oh ra-ther, yes, 00:03:17.354 --> 00:03:18.994 Teabag: Well, take a look at this then. 00:03:19.254 --> 00:03:19.834 [thud] 00:03:21.708 --> 00:03:22.458 [music] 00:03:26.523 --> 00:03:27.233 [laughter] 00:03:54.470 --> 00:03:55.380 Teabag: Mr. Pudey? 00:03:56.180 --> 00:03:56.890 [crash] 00:03:56.890 --> 00:03:58.488 I'm not going to trade skirts with you. 00:03:58.488 --> 00:04:02.348 I'm going to offer you a research fellowship on the Anglo-French Silly Walk. 00:04:02.348 --> 00:04:03.928 Prudey: La Marche Futile? 00:04:04.314 --> 00:04:05.114 Beunjour.... 00:04:05.916 --> 00:04:07.226 (speaking French ) 00:04:10.864 --> 00:04:12.294 ...La Marche Comique... 00:04:12.308 --> 00:04:14.258 (French continues) 00:04:18.942 --> 00:04:21.762 mon ami' ...a je la patique.. 00:04:22.948 --> 00:04:23.898 Oh! Merci .... 00:04:23.898 --> 00:04:27.898 (French) 00:04:36.773 --> 00:04:40.773 (humming French National Anthem) 00:04:42.553 --> 00:04:46.553 (music for French National Anthem)