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[applause]

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[laughter]

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Minister: Times, please.

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Shopkeeper: Ah yes, sir, here.

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Minister: Thank you.

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Shopkeeper: Yep.

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[laughter]

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Minister: Good Morning.

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I'm sorry to have kept you waiting,

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but I'm afraid my, uh, my walk has become rather sillier recently,

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and so it takes me a rather long time.

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Now then, um, what was it again?

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Mr. Pudey: Well, sir, I have a, uh silly walk,

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and I'd like to obtain a government grant to help me develop it.

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Gentleman: I see. May I see your silly walk?

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Mr. Pudey: Yes, certainly, yes. (clears throat)

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[laughing]

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Minister: That's it, is it?

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Pudey: Yes, that's it, yes.

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Minister: Mm-hmm. It's not particularly silly, is it?

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I, I mean the right leg isn't silly at all,

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and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step.

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Pudey: Yes. I think that with government backing, I could make it very silly.

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Gentleman: Mr. Pudey, the very real problem is that of money.

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I'm afraid that the Ministry of Silly Walks is no longer getting the kind of support it needs.

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You see, there is Defense, Social Security, Health, Housing, Education, Silly Walks.

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They're all supposed to get the same,

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but last year, the government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks

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than it did on National Defense.

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Now we get $348,000,000 a year which is supposed to be spent on all our available products.

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Have coffee?

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Mr. Prudey: Yes, please.

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Minister: Mrs. Two-lumps, would you bring us in two coffees please?

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Mrs. Two-lumps: Yes, Mr. Teabag.

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Mr. Teabag: Out of her mind.

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Now, the Japanese have a man who can bend his leg back over his head

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and back again with every single step.

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While the Israelis . . . ahhh, here's the coffee.

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[laughter]

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[china clattering]

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Thank you, Velvet.

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You're really interested in silly walks, aren't you?

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Purdey: Oh ra-ther, yes,

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Teabag: Well, take a look at this then.

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[thud]

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[music]

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[laughter]

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Teabag: Mr. Pudey?

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[crash]

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I'm not going to trade skirts with you.

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I'm going to offer you a research fellowship on the Anglo-French Silly Walk.

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Prudey: La Marche Futile?

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Beunjour....

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(speaking French )

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...La Marche Comique...

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(French continues)

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mon ami' ...a je la patique..

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Oh! Merci ....

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(French)

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(humming French National Anthem)

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(music for French National Anthem)