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(radio on)

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(Loris humming)

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(radio on)

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(paper spells the landlord is a thief)

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(Doorbell Rings)

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(Turns off Radio)

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(Footsteps)

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Loris: Who is it?

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Landlord: It's the Landlord.

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Loris: How can I help you?

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Landlord: I need to show the apartment to somebody interested in the sale ..open up.

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Loris: One moment...I'm in the bathroom.

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(Rustling Papers)

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(Doorbell)

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Loris: I'm here!

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Loris: I'm on my way!

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Landlord: Well then open the door!

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Loris: The shower... I'm coming!

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Loris: I'm here!

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(Object hits the floor)

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(Doorbell)

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Loris: Come in.

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Landlord: Do you mind if we come in?

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Landlord: Thank you, you're very kind. (sarcastically)

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Landlord: (to Jessica) Come in, Come in make yourself comfortable.

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Loris: Do whatever you like. (sarcastically)

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Landlord: Come I'll show you the bedroom. (stumbles)

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Landlord: Let's let some light in.

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Landlord: There, of course like this it's a little gray but if you would...

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put some kind of flowers.

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Landlord: Very well, the wall you can naturally even knock out if you like.

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Landlord: Come, come this way.

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Landlord: I'll show you the living room, the highlight of the house.

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Landlord: Come and see it.

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Landlord: The living room measures about 635 sqft.

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Landlord: Ah, here you are.

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Landlord: Would you permit me to open the door to MY terrace?

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Loris: I am not speaking with you!

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Landlord: Good, make yourself comfortable. (to Jessica)

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Landlord: Come, come and see the terrace.

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(instrumental music)

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Landlord: (to Jessica) Look, look at the view!

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Landlord: Look how beautiful.

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Landlord: Of course, at the moment were redoing the facade.

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Landlord: To tell the truth, I'd always be out here.

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(sinister music)

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Landlord: The summer is fresh, the winter is instead warm.

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Landlord: Look over here, how beautiful.

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Jessica: Yes beautiful! Very, very beautiful!

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Landlord: You're a very fortunate lady, you called me at the right time.

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Landlord: I'll sell you this house at half price!

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Landlord: It's practically a gift!

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Jessica: Pardon me?

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Landlord: This condo, I'm selling at half price!

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Jessica: What do you mean you're selling it? I'm looking for a rental.

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Landlord: Well then there's been a mistake miss.

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Landlord: I just want to sell this house as soon as possible!

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Jessica: Oh, I'm sorry.

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Landlord: Don't worry about it, it's nothing.

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Jessica: (to Loris) Thank you, good day.

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Landlord: Goodbye! (to Loris sarcastically)

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Loris: Goodbye (to the landlord sarcastically)

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Landlord: Please, this way.

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(door opens and slams closed)

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(footsteps)