(radio on)
(Loris humming)
(radio on)
(paper spells the landlord is a thief)
(Doorbell Rings)
(Turns off Radio)
(Footsteps)
Loris: Who is it?
Landlord: It's the Landlord.
Loris: How can I help you?
Landlord: I need to show the apartment to somebody interested in the sale ..open up.
Loris: One moment...I'm in the bathroom.
(Rustling Papers)
(Doorbell)
Loris: I'm here!
Loris: I'm on my way!
Landlord: Well then open the door!
Loris: The shower... I'm coming!
Loris: I'm here!
(Object hits the floor)
(Doorbell)
Loris: Come in.
Landlord: Do you mind if we come in?
Landlord: Thank you, you're very kind. (sarcastically)
Landlord: (to Jessica) Come in, Come in make yourself comfortable.
Loris: Do whatever you like. (sarcastically)
Landlord: Come I'll show you the bedroom. (stumbles)
Landlord: Let's let some light in.
Landlord: There, of course like this it's a little gray but if you would...
put some kind of flowers.
Landlord: Very well, the wall you can naturally even knock out if you like.
Landlord: Come, come this way.
Landlord: I'll show you the living room, the highlight of the house.
Landlord: Come and see it.
Landlord: The living room measures about 635 sqft.
Landlord: Ah, here you are.
Landlord: Would you permit me to open the door to MY terrace?
Loris: I am not speaking with you!
Landlord: Good, make yourself comfortable. (to Jessica)
Landlord: Come, come and see the terrace.
(instrumental music)
Landlord: (to Jessica) Look, look at the view!
Landlord: Look how beautiful.
Landlord: Of course, at the moment were redoing the facade.
Landlord: To tell the truth, I'd always be out here.
(sinister music)
Landlord: The summer is fresh, the winter is instead warm.
Landlord: Look over here, how beautiful.
Jessica: Yes beautiful! Very, very beautiful!
Landlord: You're a very fortunate lady, you called me at the right time.
Landlord: I'll sell you this house at half price!
Landlord: It's practically a gift!
Jessica: Pardon me?
Landlord: This condo, I'm selling at half price!
Jessica: What do you mean you're selling it? I'm looking for a rental.
Landlord: Well then there's been a mistake miss.
Landlord: I just want to sell this house as soon as possible!
Jessica: Oh, I'm sorry.
Landlord: Don't worry about it, it's nothing.
Jessica: (to Loris) Thank you, good day.
Landlord: Goodbye! (to Loris sarcastically)
Loris: Goodbye (to the landlord sarcastically)
Landlord: Please, this way.
(door opens and slams closed)
(footsteps)